₦airaland Forum

sammycarz:
Coutinho-Oscar-Neymar, remove that fraud Hulk and Brazil will win Copa America.

absolutely.. coutinho is a star.

amazing performance.. YNWA

where's the bikin?

Chukwu94:
So its now you know.. Just thank God you are not spending 14yrs already.

nonsense.it was just a movie role

I suggest this man stfu.....must u say he was a chain smoker? nonsense

its always the devil at fault.....

cokacoola:
As i type this now that am very confuse cus i dont kwn what. am a keke drive and i meet this whom i love soo much, we started dating when she finish secondry school so i put her in univercity cus her parents was poor and cant send her to it.. When she forst enter she respect me and my do anytine in the house like i have marreid her but after sometimes she started changing and start to buy expensive things like big goldplanted phone, brazianian hair, epensive cloths etcs and if i ask who gave she will tell that is people that she always help to put through in there studies and i will wonder but recently she has change completly, all she do now is to press her phone throughout the day and she always smile anytime she doing it and she cant even wash or cork food or sweap the house again like she do before any if i ask her why she will start shouting and say that am always complaining that if am tired if the relationship i should just say it PLESEA DEAR Romanclanders what could be the promble with her.MATURD ADVICE PLESEA

i don't believe this story,sounds fake but if its real, how foolish can u be.

MrCork:
....IBO??...which IBO?.. F**** NO...bro I don't even Loook Nigerian.....am a London base Naija though and berrra loookin than the normal Nigeria guy (no oofeinse)

which tribe?

Blackett:
What's with the nonsense tribalistic heading on frontpage? Who edited this?

i thought i was the only one who noticed it..shame on the mods....

Gej is the change we want.

well,she looks alright.
its amazing what makeup can do to a ladies face tho. some ugly girls hide behind this thing called makeup.

never eaten quail egg before.

pittoilet:
hi ! i am girl of 21 years old.i am used to masturbate since i was 15. i am used to do it by crossing my legs and clenching my thigh muscles and leg muscles.i do it more when i feel upset for any reason or feeling tired, sometimes before -after-or during sleep.actually i get used to do this before i knew what i was doing in fact.i do not know how it turned to a habit.from 1 or 2 years i have been noticed that my hip,thigh and leg muscles are being enlarged abnormally. they have grown fatter so abnormally than the other parts of my body. i had a really good body.but
now it looks horrible.i have done lots of study and come to an end that this change in my body shape is an effect of my clenching muscle
masturbation habit.now i am trying a lot to ruin this habit. but it seems really tough.but i really really really want to give up this habit and
get my perfect figure.this habit is ruining my body shape and also my sex life with my boy friend. i want to give up. plzzz help me! i need a
friendly suggestion !
is there any girl who is facing the same problem?
plzzz reply!.plz suggest me how i can get rid of this horrible habit ! should i practice any exercise to get slimmer hip,thigh and leg?
is it possible to get still? which are the useful exercises? how can i give up this masturbation habit?

take a step back and look at what u just wrote.. first of all try to improve your english... this was quite difficult to read..

That No 10. tbh is nonsense...
whats wrong with going to church without ur bible.. people nowadays have bible installed on there phones/gadgets..... it doesn't mean anything

This ALHAJI YARI ABUBAKAR looks older than 49yrs tho... must be his football age

Apc are the cause of most problems in Rivers state.... they are too violent,probably cos most of there leaders lyk buhari,tinubu are violent in nature.
Meanwhile Gej till 2019.

this man says he wants to be vp of nigeria yet he only campaigns/stays only in the southwest... no one knows him in the south south and the east.
Maybe 2015 he will appointed ruler of southwest.

wizkid gf is finee...

kestolove95:
don jazzy looking for attention?..do u knw who is donn jazzy at all?

Good producer but this stunt he just pulled is cheap attension seeking.... i don't give a Bleep about who he is tbh.

Our president is always looking cool.. nice attire.
Gej till 2019

Looking for cheap attension.

Raiders:
I know but I don't want to buy any girls love with money. It means she is in love with my money and not me. I want real love from her and not a girl that would leave me when I go broke or face financial problem

man,if u really looking for true love then u go wait tire... most nigerian girls aren't loyal... they will dump u at the first opportunity if they see another richer dude..
better shine ur eye.

they are just ok.
but how is this FP worthy?

if u show her the money then u probably won't need to wait too long..
Money talks, bro

jimmy4x:
I no blame the guy, sarimah is too sweet a babe that almost, dts if not all guys would want her, personally, I don try my luck on whatsapp though when we were still good friends, we even had plans to meet nd see sef buh somehow somehow, we vex for ourselves, we still dey fyt sef cos she no reply my msg yesterday....she dey do shakara for me...lol
Unibenstudent, bro na only crush u get, ow can u love someone you have never met b4??
be friends with her nd talk to her offline.
She can be friendly nd nice if she likes u nd u be fine bobo....buh if u black nd short like me, she no go look ur side o except if u get money sha.
Goodluck to u.

short and black,guy why u dey diss urself lyk this?

alaoeri:
Won't exchange abusive words with you, GMB is from Katsina & won't get 100% votes from there same goes for GEJ in Bayelsa, what Fashola meant by Lagosians won't for Jona simply means Jona can't win Lagos which is obvious & that doesn't mean Jona won't get little votes, am referring to those attacking Fashola 90% are from a certain region that hates APC because of ethno/religious sentiments.

and i still insist its nonsense.... u have absolutely no clue what might happen that day.

headlamp:
Hello everybody I use to PM the girl but she did not answer so I vex for her and decide to be PMing her everyday.

So since last month I send PM to her at rate of 1 pm per day or 2. Even anyday I vex I can send 25 pm. But she don't respond.
To my surprise lastweek she just suddenly respond with a message. "Hey would you be happy if I also treat you the way you are treat me?"

I fear when I see the message so I no reply and I no PM her again.

To my surprise on this Monday at midnight somebody just give me beat on my laps. The thing pepper me but I still sleep. Suddenly the beat just becomes times 2, BLAAAAAAMMMM! on my lap.

I jump up to see the girl. She no smile o. She say since I don dey PM her for almost a month now, she self go dey come meet me for almost a month.

She now say I should remove my boxers I obey. She touch my dick. I even think she want to sex me. Suddenly GBOOOOOAAA!! she slap me and disappear.

Since that time she will come ask me to remove boxer and GBOOOOAAAA!!! slap.


Nairalander what should I do o. Advice. Because na popular girl for here. Her username start with N and end with 3.

i think u need to work on your english first of all... i couldn't get past the first line of u wrote

fake dollars

chachanga:
you want to eat your cake and still own the bakery

open ko, close ni ?

under dis hot 9ja sun, you dey find naija sistah wey you go misuse, abuse and confuse, ehn?

and see
"both parties will be free to have intimate relationship outside..."

haba, you mean you will be free to wet ur d.ck in every gutter hole while she will be free to become the laughingstock of the town, her family and yours, if, and when her indiscretions are discovered.
Pray tell, how soon would it take you to tire of such a woman anyway? Or don't u fink it's better for you to stay single and runz ur runs instead of looking for "extended-steady-pvssay" (ESP) contract under the guise of marriage.
you best disappear with this ur kpolongo offer sharpaly before boys organize Agege goons to come display open-marriage on your cheeks o
i take it say na ur real contacts be dat shey? leave am like dat, dem no go warn you again

this in a nutshell

when will apc stop saying those protesters were hired?.... they don't like buhari for all the crimes he has committed in the past and they were right to air there grieviences...

this isn't sexy