₦airaland Forum

haibe:
Then let's play it in Bolivia now

i doubt our players can cope playing in bolivia due to the weather temperatures.. even argentina couldn't and they lost 6-1

XBLadez:
Smh! You didn't have to insult. Plus you might need a carpenter to construct ur English. You was, you was, you was. . .what was?

thats american slangs.

laidian:
...called MTN's customer care number, a lady
picked, and we had this conversation.
Lady: hello, good afternoon, thanks for calling MTN
customer care service, my name is Favor,
what's your name and where are u calling
from??
Me: hello, good evening, my name is
Blake Edward, and i'm calling from Akwa Ibom
state.
Lady: how may i help you, Mr Blake??
Me: i'm looking for a wife to marry..
Lady: is that why you called this customer care
service??
Me: yes, and i think I'm already in love with
you...you know you have a very nice voice....
Lady: hellooo, pls, we only attend to issues
about your MTN line, owkay...
Me: yes o...This is an issue about my MTN line
too...because i spend much credit calling so
many girls asking them about marriage....
Lady: pls, i would have to put an end to this
call...
Me: baby don't talk like that now...i promise to
make you happy...you would be happy with
me...can I have your number please??
Lady: (raises her voice) come, mr man, i think
something is wrong with you....
Me: (cutting in)...hey, hold it there...i hope you
can now feel how frustrating it is to receive a call
and hear rubbish?? From today, warn yourself
and every other staff there..let nobody call me with a funny number only for it to be an advert or send me those
nonsense messages you guys disturb my
phone with daily...

why are u stealing my joke?...

mirexxx:
ur opinion!
well i think ur being judgmental here!
no need 2 reply.

the old man has already tapped that azz,the only thing remaining is for him to slot his disk in... and here she is asking what to do,seriously?

EroticAngelina:
I don't know what to do... should I tell my boyfriend and destroy the relationship he and his father have or keep quiet and continue putting up with this shameful thing??!?
Its disgusting considering I'm like 40years younger that this old man!! doesn't he have an atom of respect? I'm his son's girlfriend for Pete's sake!

I've tried talking to him(the father) but I always get scared and end up saying something else.. maybe I misinterpreted his actions.... but if a guy hugs u tight, touches ur asss, looks at u lustfully, makes nasty dirty comments about u... what wud u think of that person?
I'm not exaggerating! I just want this to end.

From what u wrote here,it seems that u enjoy the old man's attension.... either that or u just dumb/runs girl.... what a nonsense question

"I called MTN's customer care
number, a lady picked, and
we had this conversation.
LADY: hello, goodevening, thanks for
calling MTN customer
care service, my name is Judith,
what's your name and
where are you calling from?
ME: hello, judith, my name is Mr
Fabulous
and i'm calling from Porh harcourt.
LADY: How may i help you, Mr
Fabulous?
ME: i'm looking for a wife to marry...
LADY: Is that why you called this
customer care
service?
ME: Yes, and i think i'm already in
love with
You...you know you have a very nice
voice...
LADY: Hellooo, please, we only attend
to issues about your
MTN line, owkay...
ME: yes o... This is an issue about
my MTN line
too...because i spend much credit
calling so
many girls asking them about
marriage....
LADY: please, i would have to put an
end to this
call...
ME: Baby don't talk like that now... I
promise to
make you happy...you would be
happy with me...can
i have your number...
LADY: *raises her voice* come, mr
man, i think
something is wrong with you....
ME: *cutting in*... Hey, hold it there
hope you
can
now feel how frustrating it is to
receive a call and hear
rubbish? From today, warn yourself
and
every
other staff there..let nobody call me
with a
funny
number only for it to be an advert or
send me
those nonsense messages you guys
disturb my phone
with daily like say am dating MTN...
*call disconnected*
Mr Fabulous

nigeria should do everything to get jordan ibe to play for them... that would be huge for us

garrix8:
I am an Eediot

chai.. no wonder

Seanixking:
Lala if u think farano is pretty,then u gat a very wierd and poor taste in women..
Funny how this romance's people think that nairaland only revolve around them..
#Strollout

This.

garrix8:
By the Next Mother's day you'll be in Otuoke..

Useless Jonadunce.

show some respect to the president,u fool!

nice one.. Our presido looking cool.
Gej till 2019

hensben:
yeah its a normal thing in music world, you don't expect him to still be 100% active in the game..the artiste he started with, were are they today.

its not about 100% activity tho...i mean the quality of of his songs nowadays are quite mediocre... i agree with u about his age,he is bound to decline...
I miss the tuface of 2004 - 2007,thats when he was at his peak.

hensben:
Huh! Do you even understand music..Tuface and overrated shouldn't be in same sentence...bro u F up big time for typing this.

he was very good in the early 2000s to 2008. since then,he's been garbage apart from few songs... he has lost his mojo imo

let thunder fire me if i click that link.

Six first class only? seriously thats poor.

sinaj:
lmao! tell her itz perfection or 'close to been perfect'

pot calling kettle black

That no 1... eh na one kind yeye question.. i hate when someone ask mr that question... the rest are ok tho

amakaobiemeka:
u morons were quick to believe he is an islamist why the homosexuality stand again

excuse me,who are u calling a slowpoke? pls next time time u want to address me,don't go throwing curses around..makes u look lyk a fool.
Btw its still Gej till 2019

talk about stating the obvious

shame on buhari if this is true

wristwatch:
Ladies love when feelings is reciprocal, symbiotic and mutual. That is, If they have feelings for a guy, they expect him to show it in return.

However it becomes derogatory when he doesn't show response to their advances and as a result ladies result into desperate acts to get him at all cost which are;

#Close marking# Football fans understand "PARK THE BUS MECHANISM". Which means frustrating the attacking pro of the opponent. Ladies use this same mechanism to arrest guys when they dress seductive @ home, office, etc to get his attention away from any lady in his life whenever he visits them.

#Greenlight signals# When a lady buys expensive gifts, always love to sit beside him, laugh @ his boring jokes, starring @ him, etc for a guy without him contributing something meaningful to her life shows she is so obsessed and delusional about him. Ladies display these green light signals to a guy(existing or new friend) to gain his attention speedily.

#Excessive calls and sms# Finally she gets his number.. In her mind "Done deal" Hehehe. This is when he gets 30 missed calls from her dropping his phone for just 5 minutes in order to do something important. His nairaland email address, personal email address, FB inbox, etc becomes HUB filled with her love message. His phone and SD card memory becomes Full, battery becomes Flat, demanding for FNC( free night call).

#Toasting# Men are known for this game. However the momentum is changing drastically as ladies are making the move, initiative to get the guy. I applaud these kind of ladies for such courage but imagine if he doesn't feel the same way for her probably the reason why he did not take the initiative yet the lady will not stop such act, only makes her a very cheap PREY for the PREDATOR. This is when some badass guys exhibit the eat and run circus...:ehehehe!

#Stalking# I dropped a topic few days ago about "funny things guys do when they spot pretty ladies" which stalking was among the point I listed. Ladies too stylishly stall a guy(for e.g she intentionally drop an object in front of him, expecting him to pick it and here is d moment she strike a conversation, etc).

next time try to arrange ur paragraphs,spacings..... so that one can read it without much stress

Wuuworld:
Black is an Altitude not a Colour,Black got swag,Black is perfect....#I rep team cute Black#

atittude not altitude,bro

DanceVille:
**Looollzzz**
Nigerian students are so lazy to read buh they love listening to Wizkid 'Jaiye Jaiye' , Olamide 'Awon Goons Mi' , Davido 'Aye' musics..
.
During an Examination, that when you will be seeing them doing 'If plan A didn't work, Plan B will work'...

Which one have you ever done?..
Check pics..

these ones na learners them be

MrCork:
...why wud u make such fake story sayn babe R@pe u??...how there you?? ....All becuz u people now have internet assses in that place u think u can post rubbish??..abi?....how the heck can Nigeria progress (no oofeinse)

lol

nonsense...

genevieve ain't all that... i don't see anything special tbh

this guy must be insane.. who listens to his song globally?

Logicalmind:
Must the whole world know?

Utter crap!

is this guy ok?

thats kind.. nice one ibu

jungle justice.

bigkesh:
a lot of people dnt watch football well, if coutinho didn't score that cracker u wnt say that...... Henderson was the one who destroyed, disected nd killed yaya....... Coutinho made fernandunho clueless

i thought allen was better today... henderson was also boss too