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ireneony:
please trim down some fat ....hmmm and that big tommy of urs, keep deceiving yourself

trouble!

marieolae:
lool u r high,, I don't want to brag but when it comes to cooking...yoruba babes are NO1

Yes, by cooking ewedu soup dat virtually made all d non yoruba corpers in camp during our time to Vomit uncontrollably, and by cooking stew dat d pepper is more dan d tomato.

Ipledge:
I got put my life to bet,u don mess before and you have also fornicate

One of d Dumb ways people put their lives at stake. So u think every humans on earth have sex or are non virgins?

Djicemob:
Thoughts like this can keep someone jobless for Africa

Are you saying someone should keep himself from doing labourer work cos of thoughts of being handicapped?

is dat d only thing u understood frm d whole passage? It's just an illustration bro.

I will tell mine 2moro

marieolae:
Well mine happened 2 months ago.

It was actually on a sunday. We came back from church. It was my aunt and I who were at home. We heard a knock on the door, so we expected it to be some family members.

I answered the door nd saw 3 guys and a lady. I didn't recognise them from anywhere and I thought they had gotten the wrong house. They asked for " femi" or so. I told them that they were at the wrong house. They told me to ask my aunt If she knew any "femi" around the area. They insisted, so I left the door slightly open and hurried into the kitchen so that my aunt could help these people out.

On my way to the kitchen, they rushed inside the house. They brought out their guns and ordered us to lay on the floor. We followed their instructions. They stole as much as they could. Money, my phone, gold, food, laptops everything.

To cut the long story short, these arm robbers got away with it. The police made no effort to find them, and they are on the loose right now.

No Rape?

CuteEmma:
I didn't start it.

lol, u did

CuteEmma:
I didn't ask you to explain anything. I only asked if you skipped kindergarten, 'cause it seems you did. Bravo, you know the right use of English, but I guess you also skipped the right use of punctuation marks.

ok, take care of urself.

CuteEmma:
Nope, when I say elder, I mean age. I can't call you my senior, 'cause you lack 'common sense',

Enough of this insult small madam.

negga4al:
You are a disgrace to your parents and siblings (if you have any). You can't because of ur youthful exuberance go about insulting everyone. That you just became an adult legally, does it give you liberty for nonsense. Perhaps, you are one of those dumb people who in reality can't even talk to their classmates, now hide behind the Internet to disgrace and put your parent's training to a waste (if there was any). Imagine you 19, insulting your mothers and fathers.

Pls go get a life, a real one and stop living a dream. Even your so called boyfriend is a myth. And what the hell is "assistant boyfriend"? Shows you are dumb and imbeciled

tnx bro

CuteEmma:
[s][/s] Did you skip kindergarten?

First of all, U need to learn how to use "senior" "elder or older", there is what they call contextual usage of words (in the context I used it above "senior" is correct). U were probably taught dat "senior" is used in institutions and organizations while d other two are used based on family age relationship but u failed to learn dat every rule has an exception.
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In d other part, I see I used "Live" instead of "life", my dear, it's a typo-error.
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Lastly, there is no much difference between "leading a life of ..." and "living a life of ur dream". The former means: follow the path of, eg lead d life of a saint but the later means: living a fulfilled life like d one cuteEmma dream of. (In the context I used this one again, it's also correct)
So, Lil girl cuteEmma, I hope u don learn small english now?

stanisbaratheon:
you hug transformers we know

who is dis one? R u a transformer?

corlin2:
Answer for your self

for me, I think it's a rabbit but u said it's a rat

corlin2:
Crash is a rescued pouched rat ...she was about a week old when she was rescued ..They were actually Two of them a male and a female. They both grew together. Buh the male accidentally died ...so sad

Buh I have to move on with the other baby ,that is crash .
She passed through weening stage and hairs got transformed ....she now looks lovely and everyone liked her ..
She is a sleeping beauty .
Felt like I had to share with you guys..

Rat or Rabbit?

illicit:
chai! dia is god o!

d kid just dey insult everybody like say she be miss world

CuteEmma:
of course, he's learning trade; Slavetrade.

He is surely d item in d S. Trade

CuteEmma:
It's not your business, so move ahead.

Ok but stop forming as if ur B.friend is justin B. n stop insulting ur seniors just because you probably started having sex very early(it's nt an achievement). Most people u see commenting on nairaland are already living d life u dream of living when u grow up.

I don't hug ...
Guys

CuteEmma:
You must be high on some weed or something new. Ma boyfriend is not a teenager, he's 20 and I'll be 19 next week.

and he has nt gotten provisional admission? Or is he learning trade?

CuteEmma:
It's ASSISTANT-BOYFRIEND, and not Boyfriend, It's just for fun, I'm okay with my boyfriend; he has all the qualities, except the 1st Class; he's not yet a student, and I can't say he has a gallant pocket, but it's okay for his age. But I know he's gonna have all the qualities, at most 1 year from now. Apart from these two, I described my Boyfriend, and y'all were like it's impossible.

then ur bf is a teenager n he will grow hair when his time comes. And u, did u start dating @ 10yrs old? If u r dating an O level teenager then u should b younger. But your face look mid twenties.

lawanson44:
Kai! Nearly!!!

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But this woman no get shame o. Wannabe Beyonce

Her husband go soon start to take hard drugs in order to calm himself whenever she misbehaves.

DancingSkeleton:
FTC





When dey released d video of d song ' girlie o rmx ' was very happy dat she didn't kiss him like wat she did to flavour
never knew she was going to be romans-ing on stage
** if she follow me play dis kian ruff play ah swear belle must enter

hahaha, when u were thinking dat she is now a changed person, she did d worst. Lol

VickyyB:
Good sir

nice

VickyyB:
Thinking aloud.

U r right tho. Hw ws ur day?

farano:
Hoi!

yes ooo, u r too social to be a V

How can some one b this heartless! Even though I don't know u personally, I have seen ur picture b4 so when I heard d Fake news I actually cried. My dear, I know u r still very young(prolly a teenager) but be careful with d people u exchange words with, this is life for u, some people hate to d xtent of wanting their fellow humans dead. U SHALL LIVE long by God's grace.

misshoree:
If yu know yu aint ready to use condom and yu want pre-marital sex,expect anything as the consequence



They will now be like this pregnancy is unwanted,y have unwanted sex That lead to d unwanted pregnancy

I just read d thread u opened about dat fake news. Sorry dear, I will comment there now

farano:
Same here

if farano is a V then there may be more virgins in nigeria than I thought

Emyben:
Chaii...well let me clear the air. Its Benedict but rightly McBenedict. Call me both, i'll answer you.

I prefer calling u Benson&Hedges

Emyben:
Chai...am Emeka but am not Benjamin
You just scored a C..lol

benson

1one:
Naijaboiy - oboyoyo

kwakwakwakwakwa. Hahahahahahahaha. Hehehehehehe. Hoohohohohohoho.