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emasco7: by d way, *smilin* i met a gal who was also given petrpleum engrneerin on fb!!!!

Hahaha....i swear ur own dy ur body...ur mate dy tok abt clearance ur own na gal.
Anyway blessed re men among women

OSUU9: afta printin d aplicatn slip?

it was my fone i used in checkin dose stuff......av nt printed it out..
So u can actually see it b4 printin

Latnok95: .. Dis boy eh!
I like dis post sha!

Lol...i no tok lie na

emasco7: ooohhhhhh.....am goin haywire...i nid to hold mysef togeda.....ONLINE CLEARANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!"

lol...actually i no knw were all dis rush dy lead to o
award no dy for who first do am or who last do am...y nt take ur tym and enjoy it.
Its a once in a life tym opportunity for dose nt writin jamb again

appleprince: Where?

d page dat opens ur uniben admission leta usin ur student i.d

OSUU9: through d old or new id?

Ur new i.d of cox...dats ur student i.d
hpe u knw hw to log in to dat page?
Ur uniben admission leta

Pokemon43: no talk dat one oooo,u wan kill person

lol....abeg neva die o

Beezally: see see see dem main gate boys

Hahahahahahahaha
jenny u no well...dem don teach u bad tin finish shebe..lol
so jovie u join dose maingate guys wen dy shout ur passport here x2

OSUU9: Hs anybdy seen any college pay sign in d kofa page Cos i cnt c anytin lyk dt in my own o'?

Lol...yes sir

ikhuoria2: pls if u do ....pls dont go asking those ppl at june 12...they are jst after their money....pls ask some1 reliable...tnks

afta her money as in hw?
Are dy d one u re to pay to?
Or re dy d one collectin d acceptance fee?
Goin to june 12 shuld is needed,cox dy can actually help u xplain it beta,bcox dy re d ones carryin out d registration process and so dy re very much informed abt wat is goin on,apart frm goin to akin deko main auditorium,cafe shuld b d second tin in her mind..she is nt goin to do it,just to find out some info

Pokemon43: Pls ooo what personal infos do i need to swear my affidavit and how much for each?i beg who don do acceptance and guarantor's letter,how much and for where u 4 do am?

U re in benin...go to a cafe type it out..d both letas,give dat of d guarantor's for ur sponsor to write out,statin dat dy will b d one to vouch for u and also b responsible for all d payments and promisn dat u will b of a gud behaviour and also dy will sign it.y d accpetance u address it to d registrar statin dat u accept d admission and also ur course and tell dem tank u for d admission if u want to,u will b d one to sign dis one,wen u re done,print it out....i did mine N70 per page....bt it shuld nt b more dan N100...also wif d affidavits...wen u re done take d affidavits to d court..guess u knw were high court is in benin,its @ sapele road b4 state library,take it dere give it to dem to sign and stamp.its N200 per affidavit..i did mine wif a total of N950...
Guess u knw d affidavits u re to do.
Dnt take d 2 letas to court for signin o..just ur affidavits

Pokemon43: Pls ooo what personal infos do i need to swear my affidavit and how much for each?i beg who don do acceptance and guarantor's letter,how much and for where u 4 do am?

U re in benin...go to a cafe type it out..d both letas,give dat of d guarantor's for ur sponsor to write out,statin dat dy will b d one to vouch for u and also b responsible for all d payments and promisn dat u will b of a gud behaviour and also dy will sign it.y d accpetance u address it to d registrar statin dat u accept d admission and also ur course and tell dem tank u if u want to,u will b d one to sign dis one,wen u re done,print it out....i did mine N70 per page....bt it shuld nt b more dan N100...also wif d affidavits...wen u re done take d affidavits to d court..guess u knw were sapele road is in benin,its @ sapele road b4 state library,take it dere give it to dem to signn and stamp.its N200 per affidavit..i did mine wif a total of N950...
Guess u knw d affidavits u re to do.
Dnt take d 2 letas to court for signin o..just ur affidavits

crazydude1: Ken Excel,how many frnds do u have in UNIBEN?hmmmmm.

Lmao....haba...benin na my home town na.....

Just as many as u can tink of..

Adex097: And I repeat, its impossible.

yemi i wasnt sayin it was possible....i said let it nt b so.
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And by d way wat makes u fink dat its impossible?
Re u tinkin dat majority of peepz avn't don deirs or wat? So it will b inconsiderate on d path of uniben to make such proclaimation...
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Broda u re on a long tin

Adex097: NOT Possible!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm...if u say so..uniben is actually unpredictable....dy do tinx in an anti-clockwise way.

My fear is dat let it nt b dat wen kofa will finally show up, deir statemnet wont b dat
ONLINE CLEARANCE REGISTRATION FOR 2013/2014 HAS ENDED....
Dat will b a big slap on our face for dose of us tryin to b fastidious

OSUU9: .i pray so.bt try nd get in touch wit smbdy or prsns in skul nw weda studnt or staff to un-nerve ds terror in our bones

i av been kinda busy lately bt mayb by monday i will try and go...
Bt a frnd of mine..medicine student 400lv told me dat he went to a cafe in sch june 12 to b precise for dose of us dat knw it,and he saw a person who had completely done his online clearance and he asked dem if it was ok for us to start and dy said yes dat we can begin,and he said he also asked some of his colleagues dy all confirm to it......Anoda source a female frnd of mine business admin 200lv said a frnd of hers has done her own and wat dy wrote out was dat she as successfully done her online clearance registration.........!!
Kinda confuse anyway....if weda to start or nt,bt i fink its wise we all wait

OSUU9: Abeg o.u guys shld say smtin about ds online clearance issue b4 i pisz 4 nicka.biko

Everyone is as confuse as u re.....
Bt y is dat its in our own tym dat all dis stuff re nw hpnin..@first was ASUU strike and nw online clearance ish...Everyfin is workin out for our gud

Ghyft: Kep,i'll beat u oh

Lol..with which hand?
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Mornin pals.
Happy first sunday of d yr 2014

bigcockboy: CLEARANCE HAS STARTED O.. CHECK YOUR BASE DATA ON KOFA NOW

YIPEEEE.....bt make i check sha

Nkechi go to bed...its past ur bed tym...no lullaby tonite

Ghyft: Miss Blessing,i stand to be corrected..
In Nov,with your Iyeke account,you claimed to have gained admission into Uniben with a post jamb score of 51 and how come it is direct entry now
You mentioned something like Biz management and then it was business education
why were u confused about your jamb reg number?? Mistake right?
You also mentioned that your parents are down financially but in your Iyeke account,you are an orphan......
I really want to believe your story but hard as i try,i still can't. I am not saying others should not support you but i am saying you are too confused to be true..........
Good evening miss..and i wish you sucess in your educational career #peace#

Wow...nice observation...
Blessing pls come and xplain to us.
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Meany romanticboy sir i i truly appreciate....tnx

IamTitanium: Boring!
https://qwioh.org/imgs/79708-funny-pictures-of-men-snoring.jpg

He no rhyme....try part 2.

Quatermaine: Guy if you are not my father or mother, you have no right to call me a kid..

Den if dy dnt want to b address as such dy beta dnt behave like one
#fact#

y2k62: It doesn't get bigger than this. Kencel vs. Oghos... Live & in HD only on Nairaland.

Gat no tym for such a trash.....get beta tins to do with my mb

IamTitanium: sorry to say but u are very stup1d




1diat!

Must u tell us ur first name?

odizeey: u dey mk am feel like one beta tyn,n d tok go b. 'Adex,y u dey cast me for nl na'. Nna apumaka o

make he for dy prepare...
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Far frm dat odiri

Oghos1: again, absolute nonsense!

grab an english textbook already.

And also grab a life alongside

Uzzidili: una go de form say una sabi bible but unfortunately for us, y'all re just hypocrites. I can remember the bible saying we shouldn't judge. HYPOCRITES

Its obvious bro...
I wasnt judgin and u too who gave u d rite to judge me by callin me an hypocrite?
Was tokin d guy out of his foolishness

Uzzidili: una go de form say una sabi bible but unfortunately for us, y'all re just hypocrites. I can remember the bible saying we shouldn't judge. HYPOCRITES

Its obvious bro...
I wasnt judgin and u too who gave u dy rite to judge me by callin me an hypocrite?
Was tokin d guy out of his foolishness

C•S•0™:
Holllliiiitttt......izokay


*goes back to hmmmming mode*

Lol...u beta do...
Adex me and u get big tym tok

Oghos1: Lol. How dumb areu? Really!! how is dis connected to ur patience jonathan-like command of english.
And u think I'm ur senior? How? Why? Lol. Abi na u born me?

Ur stupidity in megawatts go power the whole of africa without interruption for decades.

I swear

Smh for u....i said senior i didnt say older.....am nt referrin to age factor.....Just a simpe tin yet u find it difficult to decipher.....so who is more dumb?
I guess dame Jonathan knws d diff btw senior and older
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Wow....dats a great achievement bro and so tell us.
Wat will ur own stupidity lead to?
Catastrophe(disaster) @ its peak i guess!!!