₦airaland Forum

Winzor78: mehn!. . .nawa o,bt hot plate no dy burn down rums lyk dat na unlike gas cooker

dem no wan hear o..and d tin b say if dem seize am dem no go give u back.....so if u dy come make u just buy ur small stove carry come

Quatermaine: Guy u no be novice oh.

Lol...na just say i don witness some certain tinx

y2k62: my broda come warri u go know say mosquito nor dey carry malaria. Mosquito 4 hia nor get rival. Raid business don fall 4 dis side since na. We dey eat extra...as in overfeeding cos mosquitos share dey too. If u 4get u're on your own. If mosquito dey cause malaria, GEJ 4 don declare state of emergency against mosquitos 4 warri cos pipo 4 dey sick and die yafuyafu

Lmao...hpe say u no go carry mosquito follow body come benin oo

Quatermaine: only hall 4 allows gas.

Heard same.....bt though nt quite sure o,cox i was dere on a particular day and a potter was comin,so d students started shoutin 'hot plate is comin hide ur potter',.was kinda makin fun of d potter...Dis was Hall 4 unit 1..

Bt if u say so,i no argue wif u o

jelel6: gosh see enough people.

U dy plan to open page #1900 today?

SIMPLIFIED: steady light? Yes but not 24hrs.. They normally put off d gen by 2am till 5am if there is no light..nd if u are going 2 read, most classes have none working bulbs or jst few except u bi albino.. Nd 4 d cold, u will testify urself if u dey form james bond.

No b even mata of d cold sef...na mosquitoes wen dy use person body as pinic,dem go dy catch fun for ur body...na dat one dy vex me pass...and dose mosquitoes wen ful sch no b here

Winzor78: u're nt serious,are u?. So na kerosene stove dem dy use? Choi! Kerosene allowance must dey part of my monthly allowance o

Lol...dem no dy gree gas cooker or hot plate....d tin don burn down rums tire

Adex097: Ah...I suffer today no be small o....when I reach Ondo state liaison office wey dey V.I , the security tellme say dey don relocate to Ikoyi, I com go ikoyi from V.I....it took me like almost one hour to locate d place for ikoyi...one guy for dere com say d officials just leave now now *choi* e pain me no be small ....


And for resumption, na d best tin to do be dat ....start buying your tins now.
March don reach already.

Eyah......dat lg cert no d small wahala....
March tinx on point

Odizeey leave dem o...he don do..weda we argue frm nw till clearance reach,dem no go do 2013 Caf award again...Yeye don already dy happy wif d award,so make he carry dy go....na bad market for Mikel...2014 world best player na for Mikel IJn...Amen

Oghos1: was mikel more instrumental to our winning d trophy than emenike?
Brain behind afcon win my foot.
How many goals/assists did he make all thru d course of t tournament.


lol. Utter trash.

all silly assumptions.

As for u,i av made up my mind to always ignore u.....so i dnt av ur tym

odizeey: if u use kano do example for dis arguement we go lose o,nawa for u. Kano win am twice

Undastand my statement...
I mean hw many times dem win am compare to hw many times dem truly deserve am....U knw hw many times dem rob okocha off dat chance?

Latnok95: Lol.. When last did you watch the Noisy's Neighbours match? Umm.. Lemme guess, Against Man Utd?

Let's not argue sha, but To Me Toure to africa is what Pirlo is to europe.

Mikel is like an engineer in Africa believing he can be a banker in europe because he knows how to count money.. #IRestMyCase

Lol...God dy o

odizeey: u claim he is d best,but he could not prove it against mikel one on one.

Promoting our football in england,no he should come n do it ina africa like abutrikah.

Which oda outstanding midfielder dos city have,but chelsea is a midfield team,but mikel keeps his first team shirt,no mata d coach.

And lastly,mikel dos his primary duty well,can toure b proud of dat?

dnt mind dem jawe....dy just want to rob mikel of dat opportunity....
All dis ppl wen dy tok yaya i no sure say una knw were dy pain una

Latnok95: Do You know that Yaya Toure is the only player in Man City assured of a First eleven start Up?

Do you know that Man City couldn't win games in Early 2013 last season because Toure was in AFCON?

Iont know about you but when Man City Plays Man Utd and Yaya Toure takes hold of the ball, I get afraid ..

Now that, my people.. Makes me proud as an African. That is promoting African Football.

Xavi won world cup, Iniesta won world cup, dey both won UEFA cup but Messi still claimed D'Or. Why?

Mikel Plays 10 in Africa and 4 in Europe(btw, where is Ramires? Injured I guess. )..

*locks keypad*... Make una no bring out the football side of me oh!

All i knw is dat mikel deserve it..
Who was d brain behind our winnin d AFCON? And also qualifyin us for Brazil 2014?
D reason mikel is nt doin quite wel @ d club level is bcox chelsea is bent on destroyin ppl's career,even as it stands chelsea cant do wifout Mikel.
D bottom line is dy hate Nigeria wif passion..
Durin d tym of okocha,hw many times did he win it? Was he nt gud den??Hw many times did kano win it?

Adex097: Wetin you dey talk na ?......mikel no even dey Naija TOP3 , talkmore of Afrika....
As for me sha...na Vincent Enyeama suppose win that award

yemi its nt yet ur wake up tym...go back to bed b4 u begin type rubbish

Pokemon43: Some nigerian musician voices dey make person shame sha,when psquare dey sing,i was looking for some where to hide my ears,i say na wa oooo c voice

dat was deir worst stage performance

Eng. Tino:
u go support mikel because say im b naija guy.........plus naija guys collected a lot of awards last night, mikel getting that one is just like saying ribery should get ballon d'or

Oya wait....tell me one tin wen yaya do

odizeey: Coaches wen no knw hw to vote,dey vote wit sentiment,dey said hw d player has contributed to african football,ok hw did yaya toure contribute to african football dan mikel,rubish,boys vex ysterday na,dem say mk dem dey host am for toure house nw

Odizeey no mind dem jawe...wetin yaya do?
D bottom line b say dem no just like Nigeria @ all..
Mikel deserve am finish....I b don even forget sef say yaya na footballer,...dem no knw dem for just give drogba,make me rest put.
I pity mikel sha.

Chai...e pain me 4 mikel ehn
Mikel dear dnt worry all tinx re workin 2geda for ur gud.
By nxt yr na world best player u go win..nt just africa...make toure carry africa dy go

Wait oo.
Who give lagbaja power rangers cloth wear?

OSUU9: nobdy s even sure weda anybdy actualy paid.anyway if its tru deir moni dn go b dt!!!

Yea u gat a point.....na so so hear we dy hear..we avn't seen anyone

Affrey ooooo.....u re nw @ d food court eatn forgetn d reason u were sent dere...
Ask dem abt dose dat av done deirs wat will hpn to dem.

Affrey oooooooo
U re nw @ d food court eatin shebe forgetn dat u were sent on a mission...
Dnt come back home o,if u dnt give us concrete info.
Wat hpned to dose dat av done deirs??

Affrey: lol u pple dont like me
yay am at uniben's food court with my cuz nw.i met with a computer scientist dat works in uniben auditorium his name is mr desmond and he said online clearance is not startin anytime soon until late feb or first week of march and an official notice will be pasted on the notice board.

Wow...
So y didnt u ask him abt dose dat av done deirs?

Adex097: you too like free tinz...nawa 2 you o

Dats y am a Nigerian by birth

Oghos1: This guy wise die •_•
Anybody dae tell u to *in bini girls' voice* "di-voice"/dump ur wife to be?
Postpone d wedding
Collect ur moola
And marry her at a later date.
Probably that same month.
What's d crime in that?

No na.......i no wan make her feel sad
she go don already dy in a happy mood

Adex097: thanks to oliseh.com ( I love you sis )

Lol.........runnin to meet oliseh.com since she don mb supplier..hpe its for free o?

OSUU9: 2 days to ur wedding nd u receive a call dt u'v bin awarded a $300million.d contract of whch wil comence d nxt day(a day to ur weddin)nd requires u leav evry oda engagemnts.GUYS WAT WIL U DO?

Is he askin wat i will do or tellin me?
Well i will marry love o...cox she worth more dan dat..

Mickey7: send a few snaps of d sch NT THE STUDENTS ...bonjour!

Lol....wetin u wan use pix do?
All dis bloody freshers

Adex097: Ok

https://mnn.com/sites/default/files/scared-kid.jpg.

U get mb wella

Pokemon43: pls don't flog me,i will be a good girl.

oya go nd swear an affidavit of gud conduct

Adex097: Kul people dey bite

lol....if u dare us.