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Adex097: Ehn...those ones are copy and paste rap..make she rap her own first before I rate her ability.

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No ooo i no agree wif u ooo dat gal was jst too original for my likin...once she sing sing she go jst switch enter rappin wif music wen who compose am no even fit rap put...she no dy prepare d rappin b4 she enter stage o...no wonder she is called dj switch..


Abeg who watched d x-factor show shuld comment on dis mata ooo...

sylviagoldie: Good evening to u all.

How waz ur day?

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Hi sweetie hw u doin?

Adex097: Congrats to my man gal DJ switch.
*still watching it on S-city though*

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Wow yes ooo she did won d x-factor show....she rili deserves it..more fertilizer to her crops....


Kudos sweetie..bt dat gal no be here ooo,even m.i confess,,dere is no music she cant rap to...

masterpein: phew

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Xup bro?

U back frm u.s?

Adex097: she's my ex-gfrnd

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Hahahahahahaha boss of all bosses bt why did u let her go na..see nw she is makin xploit...abeg make u hook me up wif her ooo or make i write application leta?

Metaphycist: Ohkay...1st of all,my course z Pol Sci n Pub Admin
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B4 calculatin G.P, u hv 2 knw dat Gst courses hv 2 credit loads while almst all oda courses hv 3 credit loads esp in 100lvl (4 credit loads r rear)
Nw 2 calculate G.P Let's assum Mr John's 1st semestr result is
Gst 111 A (2 credit Lds)
Gst 112 B (2 credit Lds)
Pol 111 A (3 credit Lds)
Pol 112 A (3 credit Lds)
Saa 111 B (3 credit Lds)
Saa 112 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 111 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 112 D (3 credit Lds)
Nw,u'l add up d credit loads. Wic r.........22
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Havin don dat,note dat each grade has its specified points.
I.e A=5 pnts
B=4 pnts
C=3 pnts
D=2 pnts
E=1 pnt
F= 0
Nw,u'l multiply d course credit load by d grade points....hence,Gst 111 above will be 2x5=10
Gst 112 2x4=8
Pol 111 3x5=15
Pol 112 3x5=15
Saa 111 3x4=12
Saa 112 3x5=15
Eco 111 3x5=15
Eco 112 3x2=6
Then u add up wic z 10+8+15+15+12+15+15+6= 96.
Then divide d 96 by d total credit load wic z 22....then u'l get 4.36
1st semstr G.P 4 Mr John is ....4.36....it's a strong 2_1.
Now if he buckles up in 2nd semestre his result turns out 2 be.....
Gst 121 B (2 credit Lds)
Gst 122 B (2 credit Lds)
Gst 123 B (2 credit Lds)
Pol 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Pol 122 A (3 credit Lds)
Saa 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Geo 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 121 A (3 credit Lds)
Eco 122 A (3 credit Lds)
If we use d same method above,his 2nd smstr G.P 'll be....4.75.
(U mite wonda y d G.P stil got dis high despite havin 3 Bs.Bt its bcuz he got dem in Gst courses wic r 2credit Lds.If he had gotten dos Bs in 3credit load courses instead,d G.P wud hv been 4.6.D idea isnt 4 u 2 neglet Gst courses bt 4 u 2 prioritise.)
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Now 2 get d total 100lvl G.P ,u add both n divide by 2 i.e 4.36+4.75/2=4.55
His 2nd smster result pushed him up to 1st class.
Its dat easy....N please tell me u understood....

wow dis is preparin me for a work ahead.i love dis
tnx sir..will surely like to meet u one day and av a conservation wif u on so many ish....pls if u are on watsapp kindly drop ur no or beta stil ur 2go i.d

Oga metaphycist more power to ur elbow and i pray dat God continues to see u true in d name of Jesus...same i also pray for myself. Will be away for nw till further notice...

I-am-Winner:
Hello bro/sis(your gender is unknown).. I think it is eight as He is not in Ecostat..

Meanwhile Meta.... I will see to it that i beat you!!.. You have challenged me..

nt by power or by boastful talk,its by ur determination and d grace of God...take note

Metaphycist: Sori jor...It's 4.52 nt 5.2....dnt mind me.

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Metaphycist sir which course are u studyin and which lvl are U?

Metaphycist: Well....100lvl...We r nt so close btw.Hence I dnt knw muc abt her.
U wana do beta,bt dnt mak beatin gurls be d motivatin factor.

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Bro i no mean am oooo.infact self na grace i take gain my admission no be say i knw book oo...na slip of tongue.....infact no be me talk am ooo say i we go beat gals i jst help my boss echo am o..

Great~Mind:
Hey! Don't go and disturb the girl oh, kindly allow her to continue reading her books diligently.

LL

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Nooooo nt wot u finkin @ all...jst need her cwiously...

Metaphycist: Funny enuf,a girl came out best in 1st semester result.
Gst 111 A
Gst 112 A
Eco 111 A
Eco 112 B
Eco 113 B
Saa 111 A
Pol 111 c
Acc 111 A
Bus 111 A
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That is 6 As, 2 Bs n 1c
G.P 5.2
D 2nd had 7 As, 1c, n 1d
G.P 4.4
Only d girl made 1st class wit 1st semestr result 4 ecostat(I'm nt in Ecostat tho)
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@All gunnin ecostat,u cn take note of d nine courses u'l be doin in 1st semester.
NB:Eco 113 is eco's most difficult,followd by eco112.
Pol 111 doesnt luk difficult bt dey underestimatd it n none of dem cud get an A in d course...

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Hmmm pls which level is d gal nw?? And do u knw if she is in any social ntwork....i mean am oooo

i pray to do great works dan dat in d name of Jesus...
And pls is dat d nine courses we will be offerin @ our 100 lvl?

Metaphycist: Funny enuf,a girl came out best in 1st semester result.
Gst 111 A
Gst 112 A
Eco 111 A
Eco 112 B
Eco 113 B
Saa 111 A
Pol 111 c
Acc 111 A
Bus 111 A
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That is 6 As, 2 Bs n 1c
G.P 5.2
D 2nd had 7 As, 1c, n 1d
G.P 4.4
Only d girl made 1st class wit 1st semestr result 4 ecostat(I'm nt in Ecostat tho)
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@All gunnin ecostat,u cn take note of d nine courses u'l be doin in 1st semester.
NB:Eco 113 is eco's most difficult,followd by eco112.
Pol 111 doesnt luk difficult bt dey underestimatd it n none of dem cud get an A in d course...

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Hmmm pls which level is d gal nw?? And do u knw if she is in any social ntwork....i mean am oooo

i pray to do great works dan dat in d name of Jesus.

sylviagoldie: We don dey hear that stuff tey tey; even since primary school.
We used to it.

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Why una dy lie for my head na
Ma no be me talk am ooo..bt for ur mind shal ooo...we go see *in david ricardo's voice*

sylviagoldie: Greetingz sire....
Ken, hope u had a pleasant nite?

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Yes sweetie i did and U

Dericinh: *******lyk cwiouz.....u'v seen masscom n isd persons who wer admitted........?n wah about u...av u been admitted..if yes..wah wahz ur pume score n agg?

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Yes na..God gave me ecostat..mine aggr was 58

Pokemon43: 63 agr8 there put in for medicine there nd uniben but uniben gave me crop science

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Ok dnt wori it will be well..bt if dy give u medicine @ delsu will u go and forsake dat of uniben?

Dericinh: ******** av u been admitted!!.or do u knw any1 who has been admitted!!

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I av seen alot of dem most especially dat of isd..bt abt two mass comm student

She is here derincinh bt dnt want to show face....she dnt knw say me av sighted her tail taillll....

Hmmmmm...our class rep is here ooooo..my madam @ d top i sight u ooooo..am always loyal ooo..no mind me oo all wenti i dy write since i no mean am oooo na hungry d beat me...@sylvia

odizeey: una go surprise wen gals go beat una well,con dey teach una join.

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Hmmmmm....is typin.....




But no offense though shall..bt bro b like say dat one na pipe dream ooooo..nt wen all dese agbe wagers dy ooo....u don see any female economist wen dy any economics textbook *in Alfred marshal's voice*..no be our tym he go start o

Pokemon43: am gud.i bless God.just pryn for delsu to favour me more than uniben

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Wow sweetie dnt worri d bible says all fins works together for gud to dem dat love God and to dem dat arre acleed accordin to his purpose and i dnt need to ask u if u llove God cox i knw u do,and d last tym i checked he sai is word will nt return unto him void without it been accomplish to were he sent it and he said d heart desires of d righteous shall neva be cut short....so sweetie dnt worri d best awaits u,neva be discourage nor be yea dismayed.


It is all well...which course did u put in for dere and wat was ur score?? Did uniben nt give u wat u wanted?

Dericinh: Hey palz....all those who wishes 2 study ECOSTAT n wer givn n which z 1 of d most complicated course in higher institutions...should make a solemn promise dah no female wld ever beat us @ any courses........itz has always been my legacy 2 allow not a female get above me!!....fnkz alot n no hard feelings 2 all female ecosta given aspirant!!!*****

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Boss of all bosses i fink we gat sth in common,has always been wishin for a person to make such declaration...bt i fink by d grace of God it cant happen....this is more dan sayin wat a man can do a woman can do beta cox i knw in d first best 20 students in da department d name of a woman wont be mention....all d female dem hope no offense ooooo Was a slip of mouth bt do u knw dat am actually urgin u to do u best?..bt u got to jackkkkkk enough and do wat dy call T.D.B meanin till day break...

Pokemon43: its ok.sorry for hitting u too.so hw do u do?

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Hw do u do too? And hw is ur day unfoldin??

ikhuoria2: Frank Edwards,..... I made it... .... I dey feel lyk..... I don do clearance finish....

...yap u right..
Tank God we made it and we cant even control it cox its in our blood nw...

Pokemon43: don't worri a good nairaland has answerd me u can save ur wrong answer for sm1 who needs it

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Wow seems u are are incensed..was jst kiddin sweetie,bt @ least a whole u ought to knw dat i didn't mean it oo...was a slip of hand dat made me typed it...sowie dear...hope no offense?

Dericinh: Sorry bosses......buh i'v chosen 2 stick 2 my sec skul class mates who enterd b4 me.. N r studying ecosat..going 2 300lvl..n r getting as much as 7As....to teach n show me d way 4ward...even though i am just a fresher...wld help me keep a place @ d top during 100lvl.........GOD help n bless us all

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Yap u right..got same plan as urs...is like u studyin my mind..bt dat dosen't mean i wont in anyway stil be close to my fellow coursemate....

Adex097: Wow...I've seen a study partner o ...please drop your 2go moniker....
Ma aggr8 = 60.

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Wow i aggr wif u boss....uniben will hear frm us by d grace of God...we will leave a legacy in dat schl...bro denrich add me on 2go on enadken1..or watsapp me on 08095861633..inlcudin all ecostat student...

Adex097: Wow...I've seen a study partner o ...please drop your 2go moniker....
Ma aggr8 = 60.

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Wow i aggr wif u boss....uniben will hear frm us by d grace of God...we will leave a legacy in dat schl...bro denrich add me on 2go on enadken1..

Dericinh: **********jamb 207=pume*74.....agg*63...wah about urs??

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O boi guy na u be our assistant class rep ooo..sylvia na be our class rep..no worri i go introduce u to her

Pokemon43: Pls has uniben started online clearance and is kofa out?

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Yes oooo go and do urs..

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Were u given ecostat too and wats ur aggr?....
Be like economist dy dorminate dis thread o...