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Hundred of Thousand Candidates of the Just
Concluded Jamb UTME Exam are Scared due to the News that Hit the Internet Few days ago....

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Jamb Officials finally broke the Silence as
they Confirmed Jamb is not in anyway
concern with the News...

Jamb assures Candidates to put their Mind at
Rest and Expect their Result anytime Soon.

"No Result will be Cancelled or Seized over
Change of Paper Type" Jamb Spokeman
Promised.

NOTE:- Hit the Facebook Hit/Like Button and
also Use the Twitter Tweet Button, You
might be Saving a Jamb Candidates who
change his/her Exam Type from Unnecessary Headache.

#Goodluck to all Jambites.

Just Saw this Pics On A Website.. Want to Share it With Nairalanders .. Lol

I cannot announce one now and my oga @ the top will say is
another one

Eya... Feel pity...

Idacrux: Hope say god no wan punish person.na who hid my post abi na papa buy me MB.....

i wan die 4 laff o... Omg.. Dis guy funny o... Hahahaha.

Too bad.... Dats y i hate dis boyfriend nd girlfriend issues

timpaker: I pray i don't lose my sight after seeing the video. and hopefully i can format my brain just in case the video troubles me

hahahah. Same wif me

How du yhu see this photo?

Well, since fashola are chasing after bikes, am sure this one aint included cos its no longer a
bike. What do we call this ?

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Am sure in this guys mind, he's
saying "Fashola u no fit catch
me for dis one never"

Feel free to share

pro01: E be say say D'Banj wan die. Make him just wait, make Alhaji Indimi catch am with him daughter. Dem go take im prick do suya.

guy u funny

S2kluv: why now, i dont like dis. U don finish d guy.

lmao. Laff wan tıre ma belle oh..

The police refused to allow
pressmen take photos of the
suspects when they were
paraded yesterday.

They were
only allowed to take photos of
their backs. Why are they
hiding their faces? They
tortured and took a life and the police are concerned about
hiding their faces?

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Meanwhile the guy in grey,
Echezona Nwabufor, 33 (left)
was the person Cynthia met.

He's a 300 level Accounting
student of the
University of Lagos...and
according to him, they didn't
meet on Facebook, they met on Blackberry group chat.

He told pressmen yesterday that
he didn't mean to kill Cynthia;
that it was all a mistake.

His explanation when you ...

Nwbufor:-
“It was a mistake, I never meant
to kill her. I invited her from
Abuja as my friend on July 21. I was trying to dislodge her by
tying her hands and I hit her in
the process. I tied her because I did not want her to know I was escaping from the hotel.

We had a mutual agreement for her to
come over. I met her from BB
(blackberry) group chat. She
came to buy some things for her
boutique in Abuja. We
had a disagreement. I did not
rape her. It was the devil’s
handwork.

I wanted to run because I knew I
had committed a serious offence
against her. I thought she had
money on her that I can collect.
So in the process, I tied her with
cellotape to make her not to
shout. I was not the only person,
it was I and my cousin, Odera
that did it. We tied her together
and beat her together.

Yes, I invited her and in the
process we felt like robbing her
of all she had.

The condom the
police saw on me is what I used personally. I used it on her
based on the intimacy gadget with her.

She came with a vibrator intimacy gadget,
so I inserted the condom
on the intimacy gadget and later dropped
it there.

I did not make love to her. If
they test the condom
forensically, it will prove that I
did not use it on her.

I drugged her with RAFINOL
through
Ribena drink. I bought three
packets of Ribena and when she
took it, she became weak. It was my cousin that drugged the
drink, he used a syringe and
administered ten tablets of it
inside the drink.

This is the first time someone
died in the process. I have done this say like, four times before
now but none of the girls died.

Whenever they take the drink, I
will sleep with them and they will just lose
memory of all that transpired.

Usually, I use hotels in Festac. I
have used Opera mini Hotel,
Benny, Chelsea and Concilia.

I feel bad because I did not bargain for this – to kill her in the first instance.

It is just unfortunate and it was an accident,”

His 23year old accomplice/cousin Ezekiel Nnechuwu Olisa Eloka
said:-

“I am also an Accounting student
of Nnamdi Azikiwe University,
Awka. The
morning it happened, my
brother called me to come to
the hotel to help him bind the
girl so that he can dispossess her of her belongings.

My mission at the hotel was to
come and help him bind the girl.

In the process of trying to bind
the girl, she put up struggle and
we assaulted her and in the
process,
she passed out.

I did not hit her
with any hard object and we
didn’t have any weapon with us.

My brother only told me he
wanted to take her money. I
have not done it before.

He asked me to buy the
drink for him”.

(Vanguard)

Gud

Una n0 get w0rk

I was Shocked when someone
send this Pics to Me, Imagine
Wizkid Insulting D'banj on
Twitter....

Checkout what he said
below:-

"@iamdbanj baby when are you going to sing with Kanye west
naw? i hate the way he's using
you as akpan, See Psquare
chilling with Rick Ross."

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Can this really Happen? Wizkid
vs D'banj on Ring.....

Source:- www..com

Lets go thru sum funi toasting
comedical,laughinable statement lol.

*U fyn pass al gals 4 warri u b d korect sugar 4 mah garri na ontop u i go spend all mah salary i go buy enitin 4 u even if na ferrari i strong pass Gareth Barry
*i swear na u i wan marry.

*U r mah sunlight u glow more dan d candlelight dats y u shine across d night because of ur light dats y i dnt nid torchlight anytym i c u Onsight i aways fil alright cos wat runs thru me is delight dats y i always want 2 c ur Highlights mah luv 4 u is more kolorful more dan d traffic light just lyk d love of moses to the israelite dats y mah luv 4 u was love at first Sight...back then i rememba toasting u at d mountain height.im in u love baby

*U b d best robe mah wardrobe witout u i no fit cope,back then i wanted to be a pope but wen i saw u i lose hope.if u no gree i wil comit suicide wit a rope cos u r d 1 dats makes me fil alrite dats y u r mah Dope...

*I dey see u girl 4 my area,any time u pass u dey give me malaria,my friends dey tell me say i don colo say d wey i dey love say no be so say d time wey i go die i no go know,so girl wetin u give me,how u do am na where u do am coz ur love he strong well well and i love u well well,so baby girl open the door 2 ur heart make i enter...

*Ma luv 4 u cannot be hrdden,cos im dead serious dats y im nt kiddin dnt mind ur 4rends dat r misleading u,if na money,i wil kip on biddin,i wana Nurture u lyk a Seedling,wat r u needin?

*Without Adam there is no Madam without He there is no She without U there is no Me I LOVE U GAL

*U 2 beautiful,evrytym i c u,al ma bateri dey ful,na me u supose kal april fool cos na u dey kuntro al ma button tool

*Al dem gals tink they r hot,but they r not,d only tin i want u 2 knw is dat among d lot uve got no default cos God finished evry tin 4 ur body with d hips nd edges tightened wit Bolt nd Nut,ur charming beauty makes me Nut...U R 1 IM A BILLION

*Girl u dey do me strong thing.u make my heart beat.u're my blood,my vein,my artery.no 1 has ever squeezed into my heart.but u came in nd sat.i no go lie,it's d fact.u're my latex.u're d finest nd sweetest in my life.4 u i'll survive d strife.u're my princess.be my royal highness nd i swear,i'll hold u tight 4 u are so dear...

*Baby,na u i dae c 4 ma Dream...u dae smooth me up lyk cream...lets join 2geda lyk bread n butter...we go live 4 mansion 2geda not BOYQUARTERZ

If u toast a gal with dis tel me y she no go say YES.? LMAO

This Tutorial is very Much
Important as it shows you the
Steps involve in Converting an
Alphabet Ip into Number Ip.

Example:-
Sneakme.com to
208.77.23.4

The Essense of this Conversion is
because Some Phones does not
support the Use of Alphabetic Ip,
So you have to Convert it into a
Number form before it can work.

STEPS TO TAKE FOR THE
CONVERSION

1. Click the Link below to Visit the Conversion Site CLICK HERE

2. Scroll down to the Bottom of
the Website

3. Enter the Alphabetic IP inside the Box & click on Get IP

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4. It will display a Number IP, you
can now use it and enjoy it with
your Tweak.

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Goodluck!!!

Tips:- Don't be Stingy, Share
with Others who are not on Naijaring and don't forget to
Share www.naijaring.com with them!

Gud

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Hello Nlites, I want to share with you a very Quickly & Simple ways
to Watch live Satellite Channels on
your PC.

Trust me, there are lots of
softwares out there some are free while others may require you to pay a one time fee between $27 -
$47 before you can have access to series of world class channels.

Be it software base or Web Based , they all work on Internet
Streaming Technology, they
streams while you are watching
them.

But there is a site you may
probably not know as such where
you can watch virtually over 2514
channels.

www.wwitv.com gives you FREE
access to 2514 online live tv
channels, Sports, News, Movies,
Musics, Weather, Entertainment
and more
Instead of paying for software that
has bad Streaming Capabilty and
speed, I recommend you use
www.wwitv.com

I think there are about 5 Nigeria
owned satellite channels there,
check it out its FREE though you
may be required to install some
software plugins to achieve success
depending on your operating
system.

NOTE:- Before you can enjoy all of
these channels you have to be
connected to the internet, but its
worth it. You can use any FBT
Software on PC to watch these
channels since you will be having
access to large bandwidth.

Most times you can watch New
Hollywood Movies, You can also
Watch BBC and CNN Breaking
News from here.

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SATELLITE WEBSITE

• No subscription

• No Monthly Fees

• No Satellite Dish or Cable
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• Daily channels updates

Keep Watching Free Satellite
Stations on your PC!

Tips:- Don't be Stingy, Share
with Others who are not on Naijaring and don't forget to
Share Naijaring with them!

source- www.naijaring.com

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HAA.. Mehn na wah 0h. Buh jesus Power na d best

Well,this is quit fun,i can't just
believe it but it real,i just
updated an empty status on my
2go?

Greatken How did u do dat?

That was what i go as messages
from my 2go pals,i just felt like i dnt hav anytin to write nd just
follow dis procedure to update
that and i said dat instead of
sharing it 1st to my 2go pals,i wil
frist share it to my fellow NLITES.!

TO UPDATE EMPTY STATUS ON UR 2GO

just move to ur 2go profile,open
the page that u are surpposed
to update ur status and clean any thing u write dia nd den press

(1) and u will see something like
(.) press ok.and the u will see
your status empty,TRY IT ND UR 2GO PALS WIL BE SURPRISE.!

Thats All

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