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Sports / World Cup Crisis! Russia Is Running Out Of Beer by kenneyyice(m): 2:53pm On Jun 20, 2018
It seems Russian bar owners grossly underestimated how much beer they’d be needing this summer.



According to reports, a number of holstelries in Moscow have already began to sell out of beer and if you’re in the city to watch the World Cup and you don’t like vodka, staying sober might be your only option.


Approximately one million football fans are expected to flock to Russia’s capital for the tournament and the high temperatures at this time of year means the city’s streets are throbbing with revellers every night until the early hours of the morning.
Beer has only been classed as an alcoholic drink in Russia since 2011, when a law was also passed prohibiting the sale of alcohol between 23:00 and 08:00. Before 2011, anything containing less than 10% alcohol was considered a foodstuff.



Russia is ranked 14th in the world in terms of alcohol consumption per capita, but only 32nd when it comes to beer. People from the Czech Republic drink the most beer in the world while Germans are fourth on the list, Americans 17th and the Brits way down in 28th.


Budweiser is the official beer of the 2018 World Cup, and Fifa has such a stranglehold on the competition that other brands are not available for purchase on match days.
Fifa has stitched up the market so much that you can't even buy booze in the supermarkets on match days, only Bud from their stands…

source https://onefootball.com/en/news/world-cup-crisis-russia-is-running-out-of-beer-en-20390587?variable=20180620&_branch_match_id=537978631295622105
Sports / Re: Lukaku - I Have Something To Say (inspirational) by kenneyyice(m): 2:32pm On Jun 20, 2018
@ mods....Tabbaz, Mynd44, dominique , puskin, naijacutee
Sports / Lukaku - I Have Something To Say (inspirational) by kenneyyice(m): 2:18pm On Jun 20, 2018
I've Got Some Things to Say

BY ROMELU LUKAKU

JUN 18 2018

I remember the exact moment I knew we were broke. I can still picture my mum at the refrigerator and the look on her face.



I was six years old, and I came home for lunch during our break at school. My mum had the same thing on the menu every single day: Bread and milk. When you’re a kid, you don’t even think about it. But I guess that’s what we could afford.



Then this one day I came home, and I walked into the kitchen, and I saw my mum at the refrigerator with the box of milk, like normal. But this time she was mixing something in with it. She was shaking it all up, you know? I didn’t understand what was going on. Then she brought my lunch over to me, and she was smiling like everything was cool. But I realized right away what was going on.



She was mixing water in with the milk. We didn’t have enough money to make it last the whole week. We were broke. Not just poor, but broke.


My father had been a pro footballer, but he was at the end of his career and the money was all gone. The first thing to go was the cable TV. No more football. No more Match of the Day. No signal.

Then I’d come home at night and the lights would be shut off. No electricity for two, three weeks at a time. Then I’d want to take a bath, and there would be no hot water. My mum would heat up a kettle on the stove, and I’d stand in the shower splashing the warm water on top of my head with a cup.



There were even times when my mum had to “borrow” bread from the bakery down the street. The bakers knew me and my little brother, so they’d let her take a loaf of bread on Monday and pay them back on Friday.


I knew we were struggling. But when she was mixing in water with the milk, I realized it was over, you know what I mean? This was our life.


I didn’t say a word. I didn’t want her to stress. I just ate my lunch. But I swear to God, I made a promise to myself that day. It was like somebody snapped their fingers and woke me up. I knew exactly what I had to do, and what I was going to do.



I couldn’t see my mother living like that. Nah, nah, nah. I couldn’t have that.

People in football love to talk about mental strength. Well, I’m the strongest dude you’re ever going to meet. Because I remember sitting in the dark with my brother and my mom, saying our prayers, and thinking, believing, knowing … it’s going to happen.

I kept my promise to myself for a while. But then some days I’d come home from school and find my mum crying. So I finally told her one day, “Mum, it’s gonna change. You’ll see. I’m going to play football for Anderlecht, and it’s going to happen soon. We’ll be good. You won’t have to worry anymore.”


I was six.

I asked my father, “When can you start playing professional football?”

He said, “Sixteen.”

I said, “O.K., sixteen then.”

It was going to happen. Period.



Let me tell you something — every game I ever played was a Final. When I played in the park, it was a Final. When I played during break in kindergarten, it was a Final. I’m dead-ass serious. I used to try to tear the cover off the ball every time I shot it. Full power. We weren’t hitting R1, bro. No finesse shot. I didn’t have the new FIFA. I didn’t have a Playstation. I wasn’t playing around. I was trying to kill you.



When I started growing taller, some of the teachers and the parents would be stressing me. I’ll never forget the first time I heard one of the adults say, “Hey, how old are you? What year were you born?”


I’m like, What? Are you serious?



When I was 11 years old, I was playing for the Lièrse youth team, and one of the parents from the other team literally tried to stop me from going on the pitch. He was like, “How old is this kid? Where is his I.D.? Where is he from?”



I thought, Where am I from? What? I was born in Antwerp. I’m from Belgium.



My dad wasn’t there, because he didn’t have a car to drive to my away games. I was all alone, and I had to stand up for myself. I went and got my I.D. from my bag and showed it to all the parents, and they were passing it around inspecting it, and I remember the blood just rushing through me … and I thought, “Oh, I’m gonna kill your son even more now. I was already going to kill him, but now I’m gonna destroy him. You’re gonna drive the boy home crying now.”



I wanted to be the best footballer in Belgian history. That was my goal. Not good. Not great. The best. I played with so much anger, because of a lot of things … because of the rats running around in our apartment … because I couldn’t watch the Champions League … because of how the other parents used to look at me.


I was on a mission.


When I was 12, I scored 76 goals in 34 games.


I scored them all wearing my dad’s shoes. Once our feet got to be the same size, we used to share.


One day I called up my grandfather — my mum’s dad. He was one of the most important people in my life. He was my connection back to Congo, where my mum and dad are from. So I was on the phone with him one day, and I said, “Yeah, I’m doing really well. I scored 76 goals, and we won the league. The big teams are noticing me.”



And usually, he always wanted to hear about my football. But this time it was strange. He said, “Yeah, Rom. Yeah, that’s great. But can you do me a favor?”



I said, “Yeah, what is it?”



He said, “Can you look after my daughter, please?”



I remember being so confused. Like, what’s Grandad on about?

I said, “Mum? Yeah, we’re cool. We’re O.K.”


He said, “No, promise me. Can you promise me? Just look after my daughter. Just look after her for me, O.K.?”



I said, “Yeah, Granddad. I got it. I promise you.”


Five days later he passed away. And then I understood what he really meant.

It makes me so sad to think about, because I just wish that he could have lived another four years to see me play for Anderlecht. To see that I kept my promise, you know? To see that everything was going to be O.K.

I told my mum that I would make it at 16.

I was late by 11 days.




May 24, 2009.

The playoff final. Anderlecht vs. Standard Liège.

That was the craziest day of my life. But we have to back up for a minute. Because at the start of the season, I was barely playing for the Anderlecht U-19s. The coach had me coming off the bench. I’m like, “How the hell am I going to sign a pro contract on my 16th birthday if I’m still on the bench for the U-19s?”

So I made a bet with our coach.

I told him, “I’ll guarantee you something. If you actually play me, I’m going to score 25 goals by December.”

He laughed. He literally laughed at me.

I said, “Let’s make a bet then.”

He said, “O.K., but if you don’t score 25 by December, you’re going to the bench.”

I said, “Fine, but if I win, you’re going to clean all the minivans that take the players home from training.”
He said, “O.K., it’s a deal.”

I said, “And one more thing. You have to make pancakes for us every day.”

He said, “O.K., fine.”

That was the dumbest bet that man ever made.

I had 25 by November. We were eating pancakes before Christmas, bro.

Let that be a lesson. You don’t play around with a boy who’s hungry!

I signed my pro contract with Anderlecht on my birthday, May 13. Went straight out and bought the new FIFA and a cable package. It was already the end of the season, so I was at home chilling. But the Belgian league was crazy that year, because Anderlecht and Standard Liege had finished tied on points. So there was a two-leg playoff to decide the title.



During the first leg, I’m at home watching on TV like a fan.

Then the day before the second leg, I get a phone call from the coach of the reserves.

“Hello?”

“Hello, Rom. What are you doing?”

“About to go play football in the park.”

“No, no, no, no, no. Pack your bags. Right now.”

“What? What did I do?”

“No, no, no. You need to get to the stadium right now. The first team wants you now.”

“Yo …. What?! Me?!”

“Yeah, you. Come now.”



I literally sprinted into my dad’s bedroom and was like, “Yo! Get your ass up right now! We gotta go, man!”

He’s like, “Huh? What? Go where?”

I’m like, “ANDERLECHT, MAN.”

I’ll never forget, I showed up to the stadium, and I like pretty much ran into the dressing room and the kitman said, “O.K., kid, what number do you want?”

And I said, “Give me number 10.”
The kitman said, “O.K., kid, what number do you want?” And I said, “Give me number 10.”
Hahahaha! I don’t know. I was too young to be scared I guess.

He was like, “Academy players have to take 30 and above.”

I said, “O.K., well, three plus six equals nine, and that’s a cool number, so give me 36.”

That night at the hotel, the senior players made me sing a song for them at dinner. I can’t even remember what I picked. My head was spinning.

The next morning, my friend literally knocked on the door of my house to see if I wanted to play football and my mum was like, “He’s out playing.”

My friend said, “Playing where?”

She said, “The final.”



We got off the bus at the stadium, and every single player walked in wearing a cool suit. Except me. I came off the bus wearing a terrible tracksuit, and all the TV cameras were right in my face. The walk to the locker room was like 300 meters. Maybe a three-minute walk. As soon as I put my foot in the locker room, my phone starts blowing up. Everybody had seen me on TV. I had 25 messages in three minutes. My friends were going crazy.



“Bro?! WHY ARE YOU AT THE GAME?!”


“Rom, what is happening? WHY ARE YOU ON TV?”

The only person I texted back was my best friend. I said, “Bro, I don’t know if I’m gonna play. I don’t know what’s going on. But just keep watching the TV.”

In the 63rd minute, the manager subbed me on.

I ran out onto the field for Anderlecht at 16 years and 11 days old.

We lost the final that day, but I was already in heaven. I made good on my promise to my mother and to my grandad. That was the moment I knew we were gonna be O.K.



The next season, I was still finishing up my last year of high school and playing in the Europa League at the same time. I used to have to take a big bag to school so I could catch a flight in the afternoon. We won the league by a mile, and I finished second for African Player of the Year. It was just … crazy.



I actually expected all that to happen, but maybe not so fast. All of sudden, the media was building me up, and putting all these expectations on me. Especially with the national team. For whatever reason, I just wasn’t playing well for Belgium. It wasn’t working out.


But, yo — come on. I was 17! 18! 19!



When things were going well, I was reading newspapers articles and they were calling me Romelu Lukaku, the Belgian striker.

When things weren’t going well, they were calling me Romelu Lukaku, the Belgian striker of Congolese descent.

If you don’t like the way I play, that’s fine. But I was born here. I grew up in Antwerp, and Liège and Brussels. I dreamed of playing for Anderlecht. I dreamed of being Vincent Kompany. I’ll start a sentence in French and finish it in Dutch, and I’ll throw in some Spanish or Portuguese or Lingala, depending on what neighborhood we’re in.



I’m Belgian.

We’re all Belgian. That’s what makes this country cool, right?

I don’t know why some people in my own country want to see me fail. I really don’t. When I went to Chelsea and I wasn’t playing, I heard them laughing at me. When I got loaned out to West Brom, I heard them laughing at me.



But it’s cool. Those people weren’t with me when we were pouring water in our cereal. If you weren’t with me when I had nothing, then you can’t really understand me.



You know what’s funny? I missed 10 years of Champions League football when I was a kid. We never could afford it. I would come into school and all the kids would be talking about the final, and I’d have no idea what happened. I remember back in 2002, when Madrid played Leverkusen, everybody was like, “The volley! Oh my God, the volley!”


I had to pretend like I knew what they were talking about.



Two weeks later, we were sitting in computer class, and one of my friends downloaded the video off the Internet, and I finally saw Zidane smash it into the top corner with his left.


That summer, I went over to his house so I could watch Ronaldo Fenomeno in the World Cup Final. Everything else from that tournament is just a story I heard from the kids at school.


Ha! I remember I had holes in my shoes in 2002. Big holes.



Twelve years later, I was playing in the World Cup.



Now I’m about to play in another World Cup, and you know what? I’m going to remember to have fun this time. Life is too short for the stress and the drama. People can say whatever they want about our team, and about me.



Man, listen — when we were kids, we couldn’t even afford to watch Thierry Henry on Match of the Day! Now I’m learning from him every day with the national team. I’m standing with the legend, in the flesh, and he’s telling me all about how to run into space like he used to do. Thierry might be the only guy in the world who watches more football than me. We debate everything. We’re sitting around and having debates about German second division football.



I’m like, “Thierry, have you seen the Fortuna Düsseldorf setup, though?”

He’s like, “Don’t be silly. Yes, of course.”

That’s the coolest thing in the world, to me.

I just really, really wish my grandad was around to witness this.

I’m not talking about the Premier League.

Not Manchester United.

Not the Champions League.

Not the World Cups.



That’s not what I mean. I just wish he was around to see the life we have now. I wish I could have one more phone call with him, and I could let him know …

“See? I told you. Your daughter is OK. No more rats in the apartment. No more sleeping on the floor. No more stress. We’re good now. We’re good …

… They don’t have to check the I.D. any more. They know our name.”




Romelu Lukaku

BELGIUM

source https://punchng.com/some-belgians-want-to-see-me-fail-lukaku/

Celebrities / Re: Kanye West, Jidenna, The Game, Tyga, J.Cole & Other Celebs Mourn XXXTentacion by kenneyyice(m): 2:24pm On Jun 19, 2018
Lalas247:


This lifestyle doesn’t pay ... u end up paying with your life ...
He did a lot of wrongs .. lived a terrible life ... hope he makes heaven .

in what way, what did he really do??
Celebrities / Re: American Rapper XXXTENTACION Shot Dead! by kenneyyice(m): 12:51am On Jun 19, 2018
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Politics / Re: Who Is Greater: Abiola Vs Awolowo by kenneyyice(m): 4:04pm On Jun 12, 2018
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Career / Re: Shocking Confession Of Malaysian Prison Executioner Who Has Executed Over 130 by kenneyyice(m): 11:29pm On Jun 01, 2018
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Crime / Re: Nigerian Yahoo Boy Sold A Bakery Of A White Man To Another White Man - Twitter by kenneyyice(m): 5:27pm On May 31, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Could b that Nadia bakery just opposite uniben..

its Nadia bakery opposite main gate!...
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by kenneyyice(m): 7:03pm On May 03, 2018
*Safe-drive*

9452508
Merrybet


1. 06.05.18 13:30
AZ Alkmaar - PEC Zwolle (1X2)
Customer type: AZ Alkmaar @ 1.45
Result:
2. 06.05.18 13:30
SBV Excelsior - Ajax Amsterdam (1X2)
Customer type: Ajax Amsterdam @ 1.30
Result:
3. 06.05.18 19:45
FC Barcelona - Real Madrid (Under/Over 4.5 goals)
Customer type: Under @ 1.45
Result:
4. 06.05.18 15:15
Atletico Madrid - Espanyol Barcelona (Under/Over 3.5 goals)
Customer type: Under @ 1.25
Result:
5. 06.05.18 15:30
Olympique Lyon - Troyes AC (Under/Over 4.5 goals)
Customer type: Under @ 1.50
Result:
6. 06.05.18 16:00
FC Nantes - Montpellier HSC (Under/Over 3.5 goals)
Customer type: Under @ 1.20
Result:
7. 06.05.18 13:30
Club Brugge - RSC Anderlecht (Under/Over 4.5 goals)
Customer type: Under @ 1.22
Result:
8. 06.05.18 17:00
Standard Liege - KRC Genk (Under/Over 3.5 goals)
Customer type: Under @ 1.40
Result:
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by kenneyyice(m): 5:21pm On May 03, 2018
LETS GO AGAIN *NPL*

Rivers United FC - Abia Warriors FC
Yes - Home Score 1.10

Nasarawa United - El Kanemi Warriors
Yes - Home Score 1.10

Katsina United FC - Plateau United
Over(0.5) 1.07

Heartland FC Owerri - Kano Pillars FC
Over(0.5) 1.10

MFM FC - Niger Tornadoes FC
Yes - Home Score 1.13

Kwara United - Yobe Stars
Yes - Home Score 1.14

FC Ifeanyi Ubah - GO Round FC
Yes - Home Score 1.11

*2 odds*
73CRV88
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by kenneyyice(m): 12:18pm On May 03, 2018
congrats innobets
Celebrities / Re: Basketmouth’s Hilarious Caption On Photo With Tinubu by kenneyyice(m): 3:19pm On Mar 13, 2018
dunkem21:


You were making sense till you mentioned Joe that has not visited his home town for the past 10 years undecided

nigga why are you lying Engr Joe Igbokwe?? someone that buried his mum 5 or 6 years ago hmm is it not the same Joe Igbokwe I saw during Xmas holiday?. nigga, lie with conscience abeg!...


#NOBLE

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Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by kenneyyice(m): 4:07am On Jan 14, 2018
kenneyyice:
hello Odunharry, I didn't see my name on the list ooo. I was the first to apply

seen my name already..... Thanks....
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by kenneyyice(m): 9:28pm On Jan 13, 2018
kenneyyice:
Institution : University of Benin
level : 500 level
Course : Petroleum Engineering


this was my application.
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by kenneyyice(m): 9:26pm On Jan 13, 2018
hello Odunharry, I didn't see my name on the list ooo. I was the first to apply
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship)- 2nd Edition by kenneyyice(m): 7:54pm On Jan 10, 2018
Institution : University of Benin

level : 500 level

Course : Petroleum Engineering

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by kenneyyice(m): 12:52pm On Jan 09, 2018
Football / Club Friendly Games
FC Bayern Munich - SG Sonnenhof Grossaspach
C S- FT (4-1)
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by kenneyyice(m): 11:54pm On Jan 04, 2018
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by kenneyyice(m): 12:29pm On Dec 30, 2017
llorT:
I did mine 2015, University of Ilorin.

I did mine this year though. Uniben... thanks alot
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by kenneyyice(m): 11:58am On Dec 30, 2017
llorT:
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Travel / Re: Nigerian Students In Germany..how Do You Survive?? by kenneyyice(m): 11:09pm On Dec 29, 2017
Good day everyone, I just stumbled upon this trend today and I must say, I have leant a lot from you all. kudos to our ever helping Nigerian brothers and sisters home and abroad assisting us with vital information about Germany.

I have always wanted to be a pilot from childhood and would really wanna achieve my child hood dream come next year. am currently a student of a reputable university here in Nigeria. am currently in my final year studying Petroleum Engineering. I would really love to travel to Germany to study aeronautical Engineering as an undergraduate. here comes my questions..


1) is there any tuition free school where I can study aeronautical Engineering in Germany or any other country??

2) kindly Name of the schools that offer free tuition


3) The rough estimate it would cost me.


4) do I need to write any international English language proficiency test?? e.g GRE, TOFEL

5) Is there any university that will teach it in ENGLISH

6) scholarship opportunities?

7) intact, if you don't mind, kindly state done the entire process for me.


pls I really need all this to start planing my way before I finish writing my final paper as an undergraduate here in Nigeria.


<b>thanks in advance</b>
Celebrities / Re: Pres. Buhari's Daughter, Hanan Laments As She Shares Photo Of Yusuf's Accident by kenneyyice(m): 5:17am On Dec 29, 2017
Dear Lord, let your will be done.
Romance / Re: “I Cannot Date You, If You Don’t Drive A Ferrari” — Nigerian Lady by kenneyyice(m): 10:38pm On Dec 11, 2017
I only have one question for her, "Which car is her father driving"
Travel / Re: Getting A Green Card By Adjustment Of Status: My Yankee Experience by kenneyyice(m): 2:07pm On Nov 29, 2017
Good day blowjobs, I have been reading your post for a while now and I must say its really inspiring!. I love your stands on illegal immigration and hope that one day Nigerians and Africans at large will see it from your point of view. am a hustler like you too but wanna change the hustle!


Am a student of UNIBEN currently in 500level in petroleum Engineering but honestly, the future doesn't look too bright as before in the oil and gas sector so I wanna switch career prospect now to becoming a pilot!. it has always been my child hood dream due to some constrains (Majorly funds), I was unable to pursue it.

truth be told, I have no funds but by Gods grace have started planing on how to raise this money for it mostly for the visa and flights...

pls BJ, do you have any advice, recommendations about this?? do you know any school with a very good scholarship schemes that I can enroll to.



intact, if you where in my shoes, what do you think I should start doing for now??



your response will be greatly appreciated! .
Family / Re: I Caught My Husband Red Handed by kenneyyice(m): 2:24pm On Sep 09, 2017
the only thing I can say here is that you are a very smart and intelligent woman, your investigation is second to none!

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TV/Movies / Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by kenneyyice(m): 5:29pm On Jul 24, 2017
Cybertext:
Nice Episode. ...its all building up to the great battle. ....

I just felt Nymeria didn't recognize Arya because she's actually no-one...(I hope I'm wrong and she leaves her pack to go with Arya)


nymeria pack?? I was thinking they were her children because they look way smaller than nymeria.

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