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finally the saga is over

Messi has such a beautiful heart . Messi said this when he was informed about ronaldo's refusal to attend the ceremony, in order
to show he understands the reason behind Ronald's action, he was trying to cover up for ronaldo just to save him from being mocked for not coming

Sex is not all about making children. You must be a different woman to your husband every time. Seduce your husband, don't always allow your husband to ask for Sex, there must be no timetable for sex. Be creative, don't be predictable. Give him what he wants.

If you loose influence over your husband, you have lost womanhood. Be part of your husband plans. Don't have too many children, you wanna sell them ? Allow your husband to check in and out anytime.

When a man is sexually satisfied, he is emotionally stable. Stop saying, is it food ? Yes, sex is food !!!

As a wife, try to invest in yourself spiritually so you can adequately support him. Build yourself as his prayer warrior so that you will not be forced to pray at the end of your life. Don't allow your husband to provide all your needs, he is not a money making machine. Iron sharpens iron, try to reciprocate.

You are meant to support each other spiritually, financially, physically and morally through thick and thin. You are a builder....Wise woman buildeth her home. Women need wisdom to build their homes.

Do not be too outspoken, know when to talk, when to listen and when to be quiet.
Love your husband with all your heart, never tell him, if not because of my children, remember you've known him before the arrival of those children.

Pamper your husband, put his head on your chest and pray for him. Give him unannounced kiss from the back.... mwahhhhhh, don't be too holy to kiss in the public. He is your husband for God sake. Be romantic joooo, it is good for the heart.

Some people are not happy that you're happy in that marriage, proof them wrong that you love him and he is your crown, always feel good when you hold him. Don't look 50 while you're still under 40, it drives men crazy. Always keep fit regardless of your age or body.

To men:

Do not take a woman who does all these for granted!
Pamper her, pray for her, cherish her, love her, support her financially, make her feel like your woman! God bless you and your marriages.

Last night after the romance, pre-intimacy, smooching and all, my partner and I started the main thing proper. After 50mins or there about, I was still pounding away and changing positions, when she started pleading for me to stop. Its always like that anytime we make love so I wanna know HOW LONG SHOULD SEX LAST?

On my way home yesterday as soon as I took a right turn from star gate towards old terminal, a policeman signalled me to stop.

As I stopped, he asked me to open the booth of the car. I opened the booth from inside and was about to step down, but the policeman said, “Ok Ok u may go.”

I started my car and started driving, but something struck my mind, as from my rear view mirror, I saw one of the policemen immediately on his phone.

I went a bit ahead and finding a good road light stopped my car. Switching off the engine I went and opened my car booth.

Guess what.... I was shocked to see two small zip lock pouches with white crystals inside. I was numbed but just decided to throw it away and thanked God for saving me from such rascals who would have caught me in a drug related case.

The policemen must have informed their colleagues standing at the next checkpoint to get hold of so and so car number.

I was correct in my guess. Approximately, half a mile later, I was stopped by another policeman. This time too I was asked to open my booth.
Now I got down, went behind and opened the booth physically. I'm sure they must have been puzzled and surprised that they did not find anything.

Please don’t open your car booth from inside, for anyone, even at Malls. Always step down and open the booth with keys and permit searching under your own supervision.

WHY AFRICAN COUPLES ARE NOT ROMANTIC
Many marriages are just for sleeping and waking up, raising kids and ageing together till death comes.

1. Many couples hardly kiss and they only hug each other when they receive good news.

2. The husband only puts food in his wife's mouth only when she is terminally ill and cant feed herself.

3. If you see a man opening car door for his wife means the door is faulty.

4. The only thing that makes an african man touch his wife's neck is when she complains of fever. He wont touch it again till the next fever.

5. The only time he can carry his wife on his arms is when she is in labour.

6. if you see them seated outside at night, dont think they are romantic. They are only waiting for the smell of insecticide to vanish.

7. Many wives buy gifts for their husbands only when they are hospitalized.

8. The only time they race together is when there is danger and everyone is running.

9. The only time they go for evening stroll is when they want to go and lay a complain to the parents of the person that beat their child or got their daughter pregnant.

10. The only time they bath together is when both are late for work.

11. The only time a wife looks closely to her husband's eyes is when he complains of dirt in his eyes.

Unfortunately, Africans feel that any romantic man is being controlled by his wife. They will begin to spread bad rumours.

which one con be miss deaf again , dem for write something better now!!

Imagine despite not playing as a central forward, if he has been playing as a striker may be this will be his 15th golden shoe. I dont think this record will be broken in the. next 50 yes

Truly the goat