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Onila is working so hard!! Yet the thread still suffers from stunted growth.

Akiika: Till date, still can't find a white pastor that owns a private jet. I searched for it and it all returned only Nigerian pastors. NIGERIANS, WAKE UP FROM YOUR MUMUISM!!! pray in your room to your God,....quit listening to this 'men of business', it's called modern day slavery. The most annoying lingo from some of their follower is 'though shall not judge'...make me wanna puke!

Check well about KENNETH COPELAND

opoke: Sign of end time is in the corner.

Oh my God!!! Somebody calls buying a jet "sign of endtime? You really don't know what is wrong with you.

duni04: Thank you very much! And warren Buffet is not even a pastor. Pastors are supposed to be the conscience of society, people whose lives we're supposed to mentor and emulate. Its amazing how much pastors of the 21st century have sold out to the Prince of this world and embraced his vanity. That's not even the annoying part, the annoying thing is that they're doing it in the name of Jesus! Jesus who walked mostly barefoot, Jesus who rarely changed cloths, Jesus who Travelled mostly on foot. I'm sure he's looking down from heaven and smiling on our 21st century pastors, they're worthy ambassadors of his Kingdom.

You are only derailed by your poverty mentality, there is nothing wrong with a child of God owning a jet. Stop loving poverty, get a life by emulating the good deeds of this man.

So it's not bad for an ordinary man to own a jet, but it's so wrong for a pastor to own one?

Even the bible said it, the world will always hate anything that has to do with God.All of you poverty stricken youths should better shut your untrained tongues and just get inspirations from this men who are prosperous in life.

mu2sa2: As a naija "man of God" you collect "God's money" on behalf of God and spend it on behalf of God. Now it's aircraft that's has been collected on behalf of God to be used for cruising about in stupendous luxury on behalf of God!!!

Na jealousy and poverty go kill you!!!!!!

Yomieluv: Nawa Ooo,how does this uphold preaching? Now some f00l go come saying he deserve it.

Many pastors go rot for hell,cos logically,they aren't suppose to be extravagant.
As long as poverty reigns,mumu go plenty for house of God.

Do you neccesarily need to call them fools? Now you've shown yourself to be the greater fool here by not keeping your thoughts to your dilapidated mindset.

Nice thread!!!

I would like to add some:
Most men hate it when a woman is stalking on them(trying to find out if he's cheating or lying).
A man can love you forever if you can prove to him that you are different from the average girl he meets daily. Winning a man's heart is the easiest thing to do,all the lady needs is to keep an arms-length and study his behaviours.

debrief08: Congrats Smart girls, I feel so proud my heart could burst. I am so happy that you have shown the rest that life and growing up is not about just being pretty and dumb and scavenging for wig and phone money.
These are the KIND OF GIRLs I LOVE and appreciate, those who have a brain and are not afraid to use it. Dont let anyone make you feel you are less than you are or you should be ashamed about being smart.
I am really happy

The list of "kind of girls you like is endless, why?

proffmanue: It's a good innovation but "what is the source of energy they used for electrolysis?"

Good question!! I don't think the carbon in Urine is enough to create such amount of energy. There is an additional professional help to this invention.

klairekk: Dats nt cool..abi u no b sharp guy?....if u truly luvd her guess talkin to ha wld av being great....morover relationship is suppose to b a platform for learnin.....

Women r lyk clay, U cn mould 'em ur way...dat part I enjoy...learnt u cnt get a girl dats 100%...haha...is this true?

I don't totally agree that women are like clay, if u study the xteristic of clay, u will see that women are so far from it, they assume they know it all most times, and it makes a man look like a fool.


Truly most men hardly take corrections but it also depends on how,when and where you give the correction.

This thread is having a stunted growth

In my own case, I'm 24 this year and haven't h.ad se.x yet, I hope I can keep that record, but it's only by God's grace, I'm not the Holspirit you know, I just pray whoever I will date soonest will share the same view with me.

Kslib: The list cannot be complete without this..
.... Make sure you bring enough Garr! As possible ... Those who have ears,let them -------**oya complete am**

Garri alone? you should also list milk,tea,sugar,groundnut,kulikuli, spoon,plate or will you just chew the garri raw?

I have already plucked out my eyes, I only put it back on Nairaland

I will love my wella, but can only do the whole things on the list if and only if she remained a Virgin.

Mariojane: Mr perfect,it was a mistake and listen,nobody is perfect.

Ehee so you knew, why then do you judge the pastor

Wait a minute guys, this got me thinking for a while, what amount of bullets did they go with that did not finish throughout the whole shooting spree as exaggerated

So many kids have come to this thread especially those talking about catholic and Anglican.

Mariojane: .abeg say sometin beta.any little tin people will just be commenting signs of end time. Dont u know people have been stealing since d time of Adam. Its not just happening and it will continue to happen till God comes. So say sometin dat will INTERESTED us

Interested us indeed!! Original GBAGAUN GBAGAUN GBAGAUN!!!!

All these rules are called the "player's rule", they do all these perfectly just to get a babe laid or probably dupe her of her inheritance. In a normal setting, it happens between 2% couples on the scale of 100%. Girls stop dreaming, be warned, most men are rough by nature, if u see a different one, he might be "God-sent" or on the contrary he has ulterior motives.

Boomark: some of the fulanis look good while some
of them just changed the taste of my garri.

You must be in the spirit, my pineapple developed some smelly tastes instantaneously

sylve11: budhists, rosicrucians, ecks grails deist teaches morals and always point out what would befall u if u decide to do immoral things, and teaches how u can develop urself. An average of the aforementioned societies do practice what a sound mind should be; and believe me an average rosicrucian, budhists, ecks etc do know what sound mind is made up of and any of their masters in either of the aforementioned societies won't dare steal another man's ipad. Cos I come to understand that when the soul is developed, it avoids immoral acts on its own, no preaching is needed. Exactly what I know them for. Remember the average Christian do use Jesus died for me as an excuse to wear gstrings in public, and commit all sorts of sin. By the way I practice Christianity, so no punny..

Fine speech, pls everyone should give him a round of applause,

You are the greatest liar I've met on NL, u don't practice no CHRistianity, u felt that adding the suffix will make you the "all knowing". Stop deceiving ur self, u don't practice anything, case closed.

Naija POLICE!!! Chai!!! The ones around my area only come to work in the morning, eat rice and beans, , and go on a vehicle seizing trip, with swollen stomachs and heavy eyes.

I rather report my case to my dead grand mother than to take it to them

Oya e don do, no be him own pass joor, we are all human beings, he didn't overcome the temptation and in my opinion, it doesn't make him the worst sinner.

On the contrary, e get people wey God flash, dem come think say na call. [center][/center]

ehie: igbo men

Igbo men are good looking, P square, Mikel, chidi mokeme, and me to mention but a few, stop listing IBU!!! For goodness sake!!!! That man is scary!!!

ehie: Lol,who says,u just decided after eating nkobi,show us proof then we will agree,gone are the days where one makes a blanket statement and expects people to agree with them,i say Igbos are not the prettiest,Fulanis are followed by the Shuwa Arabs.I have posted pictures to proove it

Which pictures pls? All I saw were pictures of monster- looking women, how can you say those ppl are beautiful?
I wonder the kinda beautiful woman you will marry if you were a man.

[quote author=khrisponty]All this 10,20 or 50 things we should or shouldn't do, na who the come up with all this trash!

Don't mind him(the poster) I'm sure he isn't married yet but he knows all that should be done for married ladies.

Puliz!!! Leave this kind of stuff next time for married men, let them tell us with experience, and tell us how often they do it too.

Savvy ij: that's really d truth, when a man does all dis for me, i think i will rock him n all ways

My dear, all these can happen only in the dream, no man is perfect.

Whaaaaaaat!!!!!! Cook ƑƟя her again? After cooking terrific meals in the Hostel in the UNI? HELL no!!, it should be time ƑƟя me to start eating good "woman-cooked meals" I'm sure they cook better.


That opening of door, I'm still thinking about it cos I'm imagining stopping my ride before my kins men, and running to open the door ƑƟя my wife #smh#

And how does this reduce the price of garri and sugar in the market?