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Bullet vodka!! That was durin my final year party n vomited all thru d nite. That was last year n it was quite embarrasing

That must be one of the school teachers poking out thru d window...probably calling for GALA

@ Op Dude how true is this?

There are bunch of radio stations in nigeria bt d one I know dat shouldn't miss the top 5 is Brila Fm

Ibramovic's red card was too harsh....The ref should hav given a yellow card....knowing fully well its a big match for PSG

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***Runs off to ask the mallam across the street***

Now I see why Chinelo friendzoned me ooooo....Kai poor me!

Holy Shit!!!!

Rumours all flying around....I jux hope dis is not true. Becoz I rilly love d guy's song with Nicki minaj - No love. He's only 22

Six

The great king thierry henry is about to call the Ballon d'or winner

natureblack:
brace yourself for an "etihad night-mare" next week.

Am even on seat belt sef, its always a crunch n tough tie

xynerise:
Sanchez is always invisible against big teams

I agree with you bro...Sanchez has a disappearance act against d big boys and that's the problem he has that he needs to solve

Match has ended...Bye bye to all haters

I love to see my girl lie flat on her belly n I easily pump it from behind. Comfy style 4me
9ce thread sha not 4 pretenders

I saw d news oh! But I doubt it will work out

I dont see a damn sexual pose on it

Guys look o! U knw all girls can have these attributes but it would be hard to find them out. Guys should also know dat how high the demands of a particular girl is in a soceity doesnt fully determine if she is goin to be a well-to-do woman who can manage ur household. So guys should not be fooled wit whether a woman is on a high on the market or not....or u might end up getting urself A JEZEBEL(evil) in CINDERELLA's(good) clothing. The main thing is being prayerful before choosing a woman in the so called Marriage market. Also whether d bride price is high or not, it still dosnt determine Ђδω high a woman is in d market cos no one can tell who among all d woman has the highest value...this is quite funny n reasonable though

Sylvarresta:
bro RIDE, are we horses that de can ride God will save u

U no understand....I mean black D's

So far from all my observations....I think Olga loves Mikel more than Mikel loves her. White girls will be lyk "Black horses are more fun to ride than their frequent regular white horses" ife nke a di egwu oooo!

Pikshores plsssss

vizkiz:
babe: why are you acting out?are you sure this shii you are telling me is real or you are looking for a way to break up with me

Me: no, i am just tired...i just hope you haven't been affected with it cuz i love you too much to let you have HIV now...

Babe: don't worry swirry, i will be fine

Me: don't you get the message! I am not happy now, infact i slept with your bestie and i am scared maybe she migt have gotten the virus too

Babe: what!!!! (Slaps my face) That's it, its over!!! You can go and die with your HIV

Me: #in my mind (Yes!!! )

Dis investigation no be small tin o! Dats where she goes and asks her bestie! U neva see diehard n stronheaded babes o!

My babe's nomba one (1) possesive on the list

vizkiz:
babe: swirry please let's go for treatment you need it...or let's go for blood test in another hospital maybe they made a mistake tHere

Me: hell no! Its my life, my body, my Aids!!! ...i don't need no one checking it out for me.

Haaa bobo! Dats where u killed it

9ce write up though bt our moderators can xplain this one beta

emusmith:
I dedicate this article to ALL NEWBIES on Naira Land, my followers and the eyes reading this

The purpose of this thread is lucid and that's to re-emphasize the NEED for creating threads everyone can read and learn a thing or two ( NB: It doesn't have to make FP)

I am privileged to have read a lot of threads since I joined NL, 2012.
Some are Funny and less educative, as such make FP.
Some are educative and imparting and rarely make FP.

This drive for Front Page isn't bad in itself but if that is your aim, you would soon quit posting threads! Your Aim should be to share relevant/ timely information.
The Information has to be "well packaged" for it's content to be desired or read.

Let's delve into the topic above: Ten Dynamics Of Thread Creation. (How Do I Create A Thought Provoking Thread?)

1. Have An Aim

An Aim is a Purpose. If it's concerning relationship, which area? Love, Sex or Dating? If it's on Love, What do you want to Share, Ask or Remind us of? Be focused!


2. Give The Aim A Caption or Topic

By now, you've an aim. Go ahead to give it a Caption, Title or a Topic.
If you're a teenager who sincerely has issues with your boy friend because you refuse him sexx till marriage, Topics like "I Am 16 And He Wants Me In Bed With Him"...Next point...

3.Make The Caption or Topic Catchy

That alone is a catchy topic because you didn't state why and every one will want to know why. Some ladies before opening the thread are already saying, "He is a jerk!" lol...NL ladies sha...


4. Specialization Not Generalization

You open a thread titled " 8 Female Behaviours That Annoy Men" and some folks will be quoting you saying "Men also do the same"
Who doesn't know that? Every speaker understand the concept of Specialization and Not Generalization. I am at that moment SPECIFICALLY referring to ladies CONSCIOUSLY turning a blind eye to men. I'm specializing, not generalizing. In your thread, specialize!


5. Use Bold Fonts For Emphasis Where Necessary

Bold are for emphasis. They explain important points over trivial ones. It rids your thread of germs, lol!


6. Avoid short hand by all means

Our MODS are trying. If I were a MOD, any thread filled with short hands like "ur", "dis" "u" "comn"etc will not make Front Page. I'm not saying you can't use pidgin or mother-tongue- that's ours but English that's not ours, Use it well.
Short hands like LOL, FP, LMAO, BRB are okay.


7. Space Up Your Texts

Same as the above. You cram your texts together like ants and you expect one to enjoy the reading. That may even be why you're not getting mentions less making Front Page.


8. Reduce Your Use Of BIG Words (Vocabs)- Keep it simple.

Sometimes we get carried away that we employ big words that many have to consult their dictionaries over...that's OK. But not all the time. Communication is said to be effective when the next person understands and reply you.

Lest i forget, PROOF READ your write up to eradicate wrong use of tenses, if any.

9. Be Polite

Some open threads to address a person or a group. All I recommend is, be polite in your request. NairaLand is owned by Seun Osewa. He appointed the Supermods and MODS to oversee. Respect all. Fear none.

10. Be creative.

Creativity is a necessity if you intend to create threads that will positively add to other people's lives. I believe that is your aim because that's mine!


NOTE: Snub those who wants to form lord of lords in the thread you typed your hands out to create. Don't reply them. They condemn your thread and you feel bad? No naaa! You're better off than them. ( Don't misquote me: If you must correct him/ her, must you add insults?) At least, you did something nice and others are gaining from.
If you see very well, you're actually writing books on Naira land that others will read and improve themselves.
If you see it this way, no one will be able to discourage you from creating more relevant threads.


Thank you! .

Bro 4get all dis tinx u wrote here....The numba one most essential tin b4 opening a thread is POPULARITY. Somtyms Ђδω well recognised a nairalander is , can possibly make his / her thread making a front page. Recognition is anoda important dynamic

vizkiz:
lol...but some chicks will still be like "don't worry baby,things will turn around"

Just tell her "bae i'v gat Aids"

Hmmm some strong minded babes might sense wia u ar gettin to and might insist u shuld hav a blood test and if u dnt hav money she will provide it 4u.

Gasssshhhh!! Dis is a damn GoD given hips

Errrmmm!!?