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Crime / Re: Adachukwu Chukelu Okafor ‘Inserts Hot Knife Into Housekeeper’s Private Part’ by kernniejay(m): 8:06pm On Feb 06
hammer567:




U WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT.


HOLD IGBO AND BIAFRA TIGHT, SOON, U WILL RUN HELTSKELTER IN THAT YOUR SW ZONE.


THAT IS IF YOU NOP RUN LEAVE AM SEF.
Stop sobbing and direct your grievance to Nnamdi Azikiwe for joining forces with Ahmadu Bello and kicking against inclusion of secession clause in the 1963 constitution. Case closed.

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Crime / Re: Adachukwu Chukelu Okafor ‘Inserts Hot Knife Into Housekeeper’s Private Part’ by kernniejay(m): 7:53pm On Feb 06
hammer567:
WHAT WE NEED ISBIAFRA TO PUT OUR HOUSEIN ORDER.


WE CANNOT DO SO, WITH TEH EXTRA BAGGAGE OF YORUBA AND HAUSA.


LET THEM GOBACK TO THEIR COUNTRY, AREWA AND ODUDUWA.



IGBOS WANT TO DEAL WITH EACH OTHER.



BOTH MEN AND WOMEN, WILL LEARN.
What is this one talking about? Anyway, I pray your biafra is granted so that you people can cannibalize each other to extinction.

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Crime / Re: Adachukwu Chukelu Okafor ‘Inserts Hot Knife Into Housekeeper’s Private Part’ by kernniejay(m): 7:49pm On Feb 06
SpecialAdviser:

Wicked women are everywhere. In Yoruba land, it's hardly reported
Instead of you to condemn the wickedness you are trying to shift attention to yorubaland, shame on you.

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Celebrities / Re: Jimi Solanke Dies At 82. by kernniejay(m): 9:40pm On Feb 05
naptu2:
He sang, he told stories, he acted on TV, he acted on stage, he acted in movies, he wrote and recited poems, there was nothing that he couldn't do.


He had a children's show on Saturdays on LTV 8 in the 1980s and he had another children's show on the NTA in the 1990s (I think it was called Storyland). He told stories to children on both programmes.

Here he is singing Tunji Oyelana's classic song Mo Lo S'Oko at the Wole Soyinka Theatre.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhTKPo_mZvk?si=T6rjxO6BURUeHRuC

Wow, my twin sister and I used to watch his storyland on Galaxy TV in Ibadan those days. RIP story legend.
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion At Grammy: Picture by kernniejay(m): 9:28pm On Feb 05
Prince2324:
Yes she's getting better, I saw her yesterday at Abakpa Enugu state when she came to buy peper that they use to cook Grammy pepper soup.
Celine Dion was very happy when she saw me and i was like what's wrong with this lady can you shift.
Say No to weed.
Autos / Re: One Year Carefully Used RX 330 (white) For Sale - No longer available. by kernniejay(m): 2:00am On Feb 05
If its bcs of above reason u want to sell d car, then dont sell it, 4 d sake of ur children. Think abt other means u can pass ur msg to her.

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Autos / Re: 2010 Nigeria Used Toyota Corolla by kernniejay(m): 1:48am On Feb 05
mexxy1:
This is not a 2012 Toyota Corolla.
Yes, it is not. The guy does not know the product he is selling.
Politics / Re: 243 Days Of Killings, Kidnappings: Is Insecurity Spiralling Out Of Control? by kernniejay(m): 1:37am On Feb 05
Anigreat:
shocked




There's nothing Tinupoo and Shittyman can do. Those two are terrorists enabler. More dead tolls to come in the coming months. The herders have priced southwest already..south west should get ready to mourn endlessly.. nothing really concerns me, so far my south south region and south east is safe , the rest of the country can enjoy dividend of their votes to the most clueless man ever to be created by Satan, I can only pity my brethren from plateau state and southern Kaduna.

Back to sender. whatever you wish the SW, may you and your people receive double, amen.
Politics / Re: How Villagers Hid Guns After We Killed Terrorists – Defence Chief by kernniejay(m): 1:22am On Feb 05
matify83:
For those doubting the credibility of the CDS , let me paint you this scenerio.

It is undisputable to every one that the Nigeria army now fly drones isn't it?

The army on several occasions have intercepted and neutralized terrorists and bandits using these drones but before ground troops get to the area of rendezvous , only burnt out carcases of terrorists without their weapons would be met.
In some instances, they even go with their dead.

Another scenario is when surveillance planes give the coordinates of terrorists and bandits hideout and the artillery unit is called into action.
The forward ground troop meet the same situation ( bodies without weapons).
Mr. interpreter, So who is now attacking the army from the rear after killing the terrorists? is it the villagers which are victims of the terrorists? Some people can believe anything sha!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: 82-year-old Nangolo Mbumba Sworn In As Fourth Namibian President by kernniejay(m): 1:09am On Feb 05
Old president died, they still appointed another old man to be president, their mourning remain one more time.
Car Talk / Re: Mirrors Or Look Back by kernniejay(m): 10:21pm On Feb 03
I prefer to look back wen reversing on a narrow street. I use mirrors to watch other cars coming behind or around me.
Car Talk / Re: Why Is K-leg Common With SUV? by kernniejay(m): 10:17pm On Feb 03
The rear suspension of Honda Pilot and CRV are designed to bend outward when they are heavily loaded, to give them balance.

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Car Talk / Re: I Have Opted To Buy Car Cover Because Of Kids Scratching It. by kernniejay(m): 10:11pm On Feb 03
Good idea. it will save u d trouble of washing d car everyday and prevent scratches.
Car Talk / Re: I Have Opted To Buy Car Cover Because Of Kids Scratching It. by kernniejay(m): 10:09pm On Feb 03
[quote author=Requestmechanic post=128255660]


Teach your kids about respecting the car: Consider involving them in car care activities to promote responsible behavior.

Car covering does not guarantee safety...considering the fact that smooth operator (thief) could vandalise your gadgets...bonnets could be opened and closed cleverly..

Advise you leave your car in the open to guarantee safety...or install an alarm if you insist on using the cover..
It's best you buy at the market than online so you don't have a situation of what I ordered Vs what I got...
DID HE SAY HIS KIDS WERE THE ONES SCRATCHING THE CAR?
Sports / Re: What Do You Have To Say About Nigeria's Coach, José Peseiro So Far? by kernniejay(m): 6:56pm On Feb 03
Benwallt:


It's allowed brother. That's human nature. What you like I abhor and what I love you hate. Life goes on.

I am Yoruba and I prefer Tinubu any day.
Well said bro. Cheers.

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Sports / Re: What Do You Have To Say About Nigeria's Coach, José Peseiro So Far? by kernniejay(m): 5:30pm On Feb 03
Benwallt:


Yes o. Obi can't win any heart aside that of his fellow Igbo. As you know, they are dot in a circle
Well, I'm not igbo but i still prefer Obi to Tinu or Atik.
Sports / Re: What Do You Have To Say About Nigeria's Coach, José Peseiro So Far? by kernniejay(m): 5:14pm On Feb 03
Benwallt:
If he contests Nigeria presidency against Peter Obi, he will win in a landslide
You mean say he don win the heart of more Nigerians than Peter Obi? I don laugh tire.
Religion / Re: "I Want To Marry A Rich Nigerian Man" - Black American Female Pastor Says by kernniejay(m): 4:09pm On Feb 03
This one only wants to ball with the big boys. And some dumb ass are still sitting down to listen to her rubbish?
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Remember Samuel Okwaraji Who Died While Playing Against Angola by kernniejay(m): 1:29pm On Feb 03
Tabithatim:


Ppsted By The Super Eagles Official Handle
RIP Sam Okwaraji, I'm sure you are proud of the Super Eagles for their victory over Angola.

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Sports / Re: Moses Simon Wins Man Of The Match by kernniejay(m): 1:19pm On Feb 03
Akalia:
Angola got cocky before the match and they were humbled in the end. Up super eagles.
Nigeria SE is arguably the best team in this tournament in terms of getting the job done.
Dont forget CAPE VERDE too is doing well, if not even better than Super Eagles.
Romance / Re: My Wife Told Her Father I Asked To Suck My Dick by kernniejay(m): 8:03pm On Feb 02
Deerahone:
I had no secret in my house. Not one. Everything that happened in my house, my wife told everyone that cared to listen starting from her family. If I borrow 1k,next minute her mama don hear am. Imagine there was a time I sold my laptop and added all my money to buy a new one, I am cinematographer so I bought a brand new HP omen laptop for ₦960k. I went to work for a church somewhere with the laptop, on my way back were robbed and the laptop was stollen.

I could not accept any more job because of no laptop to work with. After like 3 weeks, it was time to pay for my daughter's school fees of 23k, it was difficult for me to raise the money because I was not working, the idiot girl I called my wife told everyone that cared to listen that I could not pay 23k for my daughter. And she failed to tell them that I lost my newly bought working tool.

Coupled with other betrayals and sabotage, I sent her packing.
I like your boldness for taking that hard decision.

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Religion / Re: TB Joshua: Youtube Deletes Emmanuel TV Channel by kernniejay(m): 11:48am On Feb 02
SoNature:


It's thought, not taught! Those who thought pastors were God!

Besides, TB Joshua was a preacher whose influence transcended Nigeria!

He was the only Nigerian preacher who travelled round the world, held crusades for the locals and won souls for Christ!

No Nigerian preacher has been able to achieve what TB Joshua achieved for this country and the Christendom.
This is just your wrong assumption, do your findings well.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Threatening To Kill Ekiti Schoolchildren – Parents by kernniejay(m): 11:32am On Feb 02
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Too bad

Since Nigerians wany to be doing tribalism

So be it

No sympathy and pity for anybody
We are talking about national crisis and you are talking about tribalism, is it Peter Obi that will single handedly go into the forest and kill all terrorists hiding there if he is the president? By the way, keep your sympathy and pity to yourself, nobody needs it.
Sports / Re: AFCON Prize Money For Winners, Runner-Ups, Others by kernniejay(m): 9:37am On Feb 02
The most unpredictable AFCON ever.

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Crime / Re: Herdsmen Kill Evangelist Segun Adegboyega In His Farm In Oyo, Suspects Arrested by kernniejay(m): 9:32am On Feb 02
Liveair:

There is no 'god of the blacks'.
But the blacks have gods they were worshipping before the whites came and enslaved them. Case closed.
Business / Re: Nigeria Devalues Naira In Bid To Attract Foreign Investors - Financial Times by kernniejay(m): 4:25am On Feb 02
But they have successfully achieved the opposite, which investor will come to Nigeria where overhead cost of production is way higher than gross income coupled with risk of getting kidnapped? GSK just left the country and Unilever has declared stoppage in the production of its major lines of detergents. Manufacturers Association of Nigeria is crying everyday and government thinks the international communities are blind and deaf to all these.

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Romance / Re: Men And Sex by kernniejay(m): 3:32am On Feb 02
placeofallure:
When I was still job hunting, the CEOs, the MDs, they demanded for sex.
My two bosses at NYSC
My Zonal Inspector
My Dad's friend
Senior colleagues at work
My project supervisor
My lecturer
My family doctor
My sister's boyfriend...

Some men will never reach their full potentials in life because of their abominable lust for women.


Haba, all these people on top one p*ssy? Na only you waka come?

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Romance / Re: I Have Decided To Stop Music O See What Am Doing Now(pics) by kernniejay(m): 3:25am On Feb 02
Your fashion business is also a good idea but you can still maintain ur music carreer by the side. You may just be one promoter away from your breakthrough. Do more freestyle and publicity on social media.
Romance / Re: I Have Decided To Stop Music O See What Am Doing Now(pics) by kernniejay(m): 3:20am On Feb 02
DarkLover:
Damn
You Nigerians are very wicked people, very quick to condemn & emotionally wreck someone.

Even if his music is not good enough to your ears, it's not enough reason to reel out this much bile on a single person. What happened to constructive criticism? Some y'all we say ‘we just dey catch cruise na’

In Nigeria, y’all deserved all the bad things you're facing ‘cos you are all bad and horrible people with only a few exception.
Most of them are evil wishers who are already down and looking for who to bring down with them.
Romance / Re: After Alll D Sleeping Around by kernniejay(m): 3:15am On Feb 02
Thread of people from dysfunctional homes, victims of heartbreaks, products of bad examples and faulty orientation.

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Family / Re: Pls I Need Your Advice by kernniejay(m): 3:00am On Feb 02
If you dont know how to tell him, write him a letter and express everything to him. Start the letter by thanking him for all the good things he does and praise him to make him feel special, now pour out your mind and make sure you do not use any rude words cos that letter will be a solid evidence against you if you offend him.
Romance / Re: Why Do Most Married Men, Hardly Wear Their Wedding Ring? by kernniejay(m): 2:49am On Feb 02
I misplaced mine and did not bother to replace it because my finger feels a lot of relief without it.

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