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Also, avoid any house which it's landlord comes from any tribe or town that doesn't joke with money.

kals4luv990:
Zeus dey walk im two dogs for Nigeria una dey shout😒

Na only zeus? what about zoos?

kals4luv990:
zeus just walking his dogs
Dats all

No be only zeus, what about zoos?

What did I just read? Their corps should be flogged 1000 strokes

I hope those politicians that are also stealing in billions will receive similar judgement.

AfahaAbia:
Hello all, I just bought the Lexus ES330(2005 model). Those who know about this car, is it a good car? Although I really love how quiet and Luxurious it is. Any advice and suggestions will be great.

My advice is that if it is Nigerian used, ask the previous owner the oil he has been using and continue to use the same oil to service it.
But if it is foreign used (tokunbo) make sure you use the recommended engine oil (i.e. 5w-30) to service the car, and make sure you do the servicing every 3 months or every 3000miles if you want to maintain the engine well.
Congratulations 🎉

Nothing important about whether he kisses his wife or he is shy to kiss her in the public.

Linzo:
I have reviewed the current situation in Nigeria carefully, and it is clear that almost 98% of the senators currently in office would lose their seats in 2027 if elections were to be truly free, fair, and results mandatorily transmitted in real time.

The only senator I know who could realistically survive such an election is Senator Abaribe.

Even in my own senatorial district, Delta North, Ned would not survive a credible contest against any serious Kwale candidate such as Tilije, Osanebi, or my brother and comrade, Ozegbe.

Name any senator you believe could survive 2027 under a genuinely free and fair electoral process.

1. Senator Adeola Yayi (Ogun)
2. Senator Adetokunbo Abiru (Lagos)
3. *Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan (Kogi)

OLOKOESHIN:
Mention his name don’t hide it. I mean that one person wey you Dey banter

You obviously know who he was referring to

dibunotion:
Give me 5m. I go put am for cinema
Submit for Grammy and Oscar sef

I know you are lying but continue.

I will take the N10m and watch the series with them with pop corn and a chill bottle of zobo. 🍾

Miggs:
No matter how good a prostitute's customer (a.k.a "Trick" ) treats her,she will always feel a deep seated contempt & resentment towards him.
That is why prostitutes are so quick to throw their customers under the bus.
If a Nigerian content creator is willing to pay this lady to expose every s-e-x act she performed with Oshiomole,she will not only verbally expose him but come up with pictures and videos as proof.

Chai

Bolanle Ninolowo too had been invited to come and "gbenusi" like Obi Cubana that was invited by Seyi Tinubu to 'come and chop'.

All these paper achievements that translate to nothing for the people of Nigeria. Of what use are the data that are mere abstract when reality of hunger, terrorism, inflation and genocide is staring everybody in the face.

For those that don't know how food is placed on their table, how their cars are fueled, how their bills are settled, Nigeria is better than it was in the past few years. But for those that pass through stress before they see the money to buy food in the market, those that their house rent takes a bigger chunk of their income, for those that their transport cost is consuming a lion share of their budget, for those that if they don't break a sweat, they won't settle their bills, for those that survival of the fittest is their daily experience, they are the ones that can truly tell if Nigeria is better than it was before, or getting worse.

In my opinion, Actors and filmmakers are free to use whatever works for them to market their films, so far it is legit and not against any morals. Moreover, singing and dancing are parts of art, therefore using them to gain publicity for your work is still within the framework of your profession as an artist.

TotoIsGud4boy:
In as much as your opinions hold weight and I respect it… it’s just the same packaged failure I’ve been talking about. Don’t conflate Financial success and occupational success with a fully integrated family unit. That’s the line where fulfillment and happiness starts. Don’t believe the lies you’ve been fed.

This is not a matter of what you are fed with or not. It is the reality of life. It is true that nothing can compare with growing in a home where you are surrounded with motherly love and fatherly care, however when circumstances happen, one must learn to navigate through it rather than allowing it to overwhelm you and making it an excuse for failure in life.

Lawalemi:
Uhm. I heard the gist on radio that hospital was getting 1M naira per day to keep her on oxygen.

Also, that her guardian impregnated her.

May God rest her soul.

If this is true, then she was really unfortunate.

TotoIsGud4boy:
Happy birthday feminist… now that you’re 46, no husband, no male figure in your child’s life I hope you’re happy? Your son is probably going to be home schooled cos the pain you are avoiding from him going to a school with other kids while they show him his mom’s tape is a very bitter pill to swallow… You’ve won awards, you’ve made money, but at 46 are you really happy? You traded your peace for the stage, you traded a home for clout, now age is catching up with you dear tiwa…..

Well, all these outburst is not necessary. Marriage does not mean success to everybody. For many people, success is achieving their personal set goals and living their dream life. For some people, marriage has sent them to their early grave or made them become permanently disable due to domestic violence. Everybody lives his/her life according to what works for them, not what people say or think about them.
For a child, growing to become successful in life does not mean you must live with both parents. Shina rambo became notorious armed robber by what he saw from his father while Oprah Winfrey was severally molested sexually by somebody that's supposed to be a father-figure. On the other hand, Calvin Bassey, the super eagles' defender and Fulham centre-back man, was single-handedly raised by his mother along with his siblings and today, he is a celebrity footballer worldwide.

ThunderFireAgba:
Why do you guys put oooooooo at the end of every sentence?
What kind of education do you people get in school?
I'm not surprised other English speaking countries laugh at you guys.
"You try ooooooo"

Well, that is Nigerian style of communication and we are proud of it. Are you aware that Oxford dictionary has now included some Nigerian words into its collection? This proves how fast Nigerian communication is growing round the world and becoming globally acceptable.

I slightly disagree with you from No. 5 up to No. 10. House rent in all those places you mentioned for 2 bedroom are higher than what you quoted except you are working with old data or you are talking about just room and parlour self contain.
One room mini flat alone in Mushin or Oshodi is around 1.5m, in Festac a good one is around 2.0m. Two bedroom in those places I mentioned starts from 2million upward.

SisterAnn:
Must you always respond each time Peter Obi is mentioned?

Must you people drag Obi into every conversation? I ain't got your time.

So Liverpool is there for comedy while other clubs are there for the trophy?

ThiefnubuBandit:
Look for toys to play with. I'm not on the same level with you. You have your type on nairaland to argue with.

Sure you know we can't be on the same level because bringing Peter Obi into a conversation as distant to him as this topic shows that you are short of any idea and your only source of knowledge as an infant that you are, is your cartoon. Goodnight.

While Osho was still confused whether to deny and call it AI or accuse the poster of cyber bullying him, Nigerians don drag the babe to the extent that she use vex to confess and still drag her Senator boyfriend join for her vex.

ThiefnubuBandit:
Una go ban, una go taya. If it was Peter Obi that did this, it would've been a free for all insult session for Tinubu online donkeys.

Must you always bring your thin god called Peter Obi into every topic?

JAMO84:
At least, we can point to a few big projects Buhari gave us in the South West. What did Obasanjo give us? What did he give the whole Nigeria?

During the 1999 general election, the North voted massively for General Obasanjo (Rtd), while the South voted for Chief Olu Falae, therefore OBJ felt he was indebted more to the North for their support. Anyway, for Nigeria as a whole, OBJ sought the cancellation of Nigeria external debts which gave the country a great relief before Buhari and Tinubu came and incurred highest indebtedness for generations yet to come.
OBJ also started the GSM which you are enjoying till date by giving licence to telecommunication operators such as Econet and MTN.

saphiere:
And there's a proof to urs? dumbbb follower

Nigeria social media space is full of dumb infantile followers.

pembisco:
This clown's earnings from social media can feed your entire generations unborn. This clown's efforts in calling out oppressions against the helpless is top notch that even your entire generations can not dare attempt to do.

Why do you have to mention his generation? This is why I hate social media.

AI now suffer more wrong accusations than the devil himself. It is no more "devils work", it is now "AI work".

Edusouls:
Gen z thinks USA is almighty, Vietnam, Afghanistan humiliate them without any big military talkless of Iran with very strong and intelligent army, that aircraft carrier would be sunk if war starts, USA would surely pound Iran. But would be humiliated with big loses, war is no video game

You are joking right? You think we are still in the era of fighting war with bullets and grenades? For your information, warfare is now technology based. Do Vietnam or Afghan or whateva have the science and technology to engage the U.S. in a war in this era? You already know the answer.

chiagozien:
And Yorubas are silent because,no Ipob,no Igbo or Nnamdi Kanu was mentioned.

Or a way to link it to them.

Emergency Lovers of Nigeria when igbos are involved.
Those innocent people killed doesn't matter because no way to use it show hatred for Igbos.

Which yorubas are silent? They are not like your Peter Obi or Oby Ezekwesili that will be crying when things are happening in other parts of the country but when it happens in the South East, they become mute.