₦airaland Forum

merits:
I wrote my own JAMB 1980 back then glory be to God.

Like seriously? You must be grandpa by now. I wrote JAMB in the year 2004, that's some 22yrs ago.

We were told that the U.S. withdrew from assisting Nigeria flin fighting terrorism because they discovered that some people in government were complicit during Jonathan era. Jonathan also confirmed that there were sponsors of terrorism in his cabinet.
Now that Nigeria government is giving her full cooperation to the U.S. government in rooting terrorists, we hope that this collaboration should be the begining of total annihilation of terrorism and banditry in the country and those sponsors of terrorism should be revealed and dealt with. If after all these joint efforts we are still talking about terrorism, then it means Nigeria itself needs a total overhaul.

Under this Tinubu dispensation, anyone that fights the government or has any case in court against the government or APC should forget winning the case. The Judiciary has now become a branch of Tinubu's government.
Sowore should go and ask NLC, TUC, ASUU, SSANU, NASU, FCT workers, they all lost their cases against the government and were all forbidden to go on any protest or strike.

Goo0dHardDick:
The average Igbo man would rather be in his shop than to waste his time at the theater

Keep deceiving yourself. The likes of Pete Edochie, Genevieve Nnaji, Jim Iyke, Patience Ozokwor, Kenneth Okonkwo, Nkem Owoh etc are not Igbos abi?

No wonder this thread is dry. South Easterners have quietly exited the WhatsApp group.

No South East in the top 10 list? Does it mean that there are no cinema centres there at all or they are not just among the top 10 ?

God is the only One who can truly turn a life around and deliver from shame.

Citizens of the so-called giant of Africa becoming IDPs in other African countries.

Just as there is yahoo+ ,This one is a businessman +

Dogalmighty17:
Thank God that coup failed. Otherwise, this country would have been in civil war now.

I dont think there would be civil war if the coup had succeeded. Nobody wants to die in Nigeria, everywhere will just calm and people would be waiting to see what the military guys would do about the country.

After seeing it, should we now go and fry water melon?

15 million is even a conservative number, they should be more than that. Even 15% of Nairaland members is on drug, it doesn't have to be cocaine or heroine before it is hard drug, weed alone as it is, is a hard drug.

El Rufai, though not in good terms with the President, may not be far from the truth.

StoryHaven:
Amen and you too. May we not be derailed from the Lord because of tribulations or abundant blessings.

Happy Sunday.

Amen 🙏
I wish you same 💞

I have had several close shave with death during my childhood, but God kept me.
Twice I have slightly missed been hit by car on the road, I fell down from a tree and broke my arm and bruised my forehead, I entered into well and came out on my own, I have been chased by dog and it never caught up with me. There are several miracles from childhood till adulthood that I cannot remember. I just want to thank God for preserving me and my family for His glory.

StoryHaven:
Plenty Miracles. Financial, Protection, ọmọ no exaggeration.
Make I mention three.

Many unbelievers call miracles coincidences. When you have no relationship with God you will say so too.

ONE
One day, I was completely broke. So I had to trek from Bodija, Salami Estate (for those who know Ibadan wella,) to Premier Hotel hill, where a pastor friend resided.
I waka reach there and met my friend too broke. I left him to go and distribute my flyers at some building sites at ALALUBOSA area of Ibadan. My line of work is the contract type and it has to do with building.
When I was coming back, on the road, of that GRA, which was always quiet and serene, I was praying aloud but quietly for help and as I was doing so, tears were dropping. I said "God, you said, the young lions do lack and suffer hunger but those who trust in you shall lack no good thing,"

I got back to my friend's place and we were both talking on how to get money. He said its funny at times that one won't know who to ask for help when one is broke.

I told him that, the only person I could have called was my elder brother that we've spoken last several months past, but because he has his own family I cant call him. He said, who? And I mentioned his name.

The moment I said that, I mean instantly I said his name, my phone rang and it was the same person.
Same person I just mentioned. I opened my mouth wide in shock and show the screen to my friend. He too was shocked.

To cut long story short, without asking my brother for financial help, he asked, "how your side there? How you dey manage?"
I said , bros e get as e be o. Things hard small o. He said send me your account. I did. And in minutes, alert entered. 100k

My eye wide.

That was a miracle. We spoke a long time before then, he was the one who called. He was the one who asked how my pocket be at a time I just shed tears asking God for a miracle.


TWO.

I was very young, in the 90s. I went to buy materials for my work in Lagos from Ibadan. In Ikeja, the money on me was stolen. I didn't know until I saw some guys laughing at me and so, I checked my pocket at that moment and the money was gone. I could not challenge them.

I became stranded.

I started praying. God, how do I go back to Ibadan. God help me, God help me.

I just remembered that I was having a cousin of mine working around Ikeja FOLUKE was her name. There was no cellular phone then. I trecked to her place of work and as I was going I was praying.

I became Born Again early in life so that made it easier for me to relate with God coupled with the fact that I am from a strict Christian home.

I got to Foluke's office and I was told she was sick and that she didn't come to work. I later found out my dear sister get "belle" for im boyfriend she never marry

I have always been a shy guy. I couldn't explain what happened to her co- workers. At least to beg them for financial help.

I left the office reluctantly and I was calling on God.
I was down. All I needed at that time was just transport back to Ibadan. I don forget the issue of materials wey I come buy.

I left the street of her office to the main road of Ikeja under the bridge. Guys, miracle happened!

Among the crowd across the road was my own brother going. The fourth born of my dad. I shouted at the top of my voice, "Brother Segun," he stopped and was looking around for who called him. I called again and waved across the road. I was walking fast to cross the road to him. He said, "What did you come to Lagos to do?" I said to buy materials, but my money just got picked from my pocket. I only need money to go back to Ibadan. He dipped his hand in his pocket and gave me money. Guys, straight to garrage to travel back. Lagos Boys don show me shege. But God pass dem.

THIRD.

I was an HND student of the Polytechnic Ibadan in the 90s. I went home to get some money. And I returned to school at night. My parents were living in Ibadan too.

It had just finished raining. When I got to sango bus stop. I borded campus-bus with other students.

The bus reached the last bus stop at the North Campus. We all got down. I noticed that the campus was unsually void of students movements. I thought it was because the rain just stopped almost an hour again not knowing there had been Cult Fight and every students stayed indoors for safety.

It was around 7:30 to 8pm. I said to myself I cant cook this night make I go chop for one of the restaurants. Dem dey call the place Top-Class. For those who know Polytechnic Ibadan well, there is a place called Abẹ Igi.
There were lot of big trees there. Na there guys dey relax in the afternoon away from sun heat. So, I had to pass Abẹ Igi to reach Top-Class Restaurant.

As I dey go, I saw a big circles of guys, singing in a strange language. I think say na KEGITE dey do gyration o. I no know say na Big Boys. Me I just dey waka go meet imaginary KEGITES o .

There was a big pothole wey rainwater don full for road so I had to move very close to them. I just waka as a Fine Jesus Boy wey I be.
No wahala. I waka pass them dey go my way.

I reached Top-Class madam don close shop.

"Aaah madam no dey close shop early like dis na. Wetin happen". I knock and there was no sound.

No response. I wan turn back dey go, na im I see a flicker of lantern light from one of the tiny openings.
I knock again and said, Madam, Madam,. Na so madam answer me quietly. "Who is it?"

I mentioned my nickname. I was someone she know well. One of her constant customers. She know say I be quiet easy going type.

"Brother Skiiroo" (dat no be my nickname o. Just manage am)
I said yes its me. She opened the door and dragged me inside and quickly closed the door.

"Aah kilode!" I asked.

"You no dey campus since evening?" She asked.

"No, I just dey come from town. Wetin happen?" I asked. I could see some guys who sat on chairs too, looking confused.
One man was eating. They all couldn't go back to their hostels. They were scared.

"Where did you pass?" Madam Top-Class asked me.

"Abẹ Igi," I replied.

"Aaah! Didn't you see guys there?"

"Yes, I saw guys there. Are they not KEGITES?"

"AAAH! THEY ARE CULT GUYS O. THEY JUST HACKED SOME GUYS SOME MINUTES AGO. They just Chased them here. They've been SHOOTING!"

Na that time Fine-Jesus-pikin start to dey fear o. " How do I go back to my room?" I asked myself.

The guy eating was a Lecturer. He told everyone that we shouldn't worry. When he is going make we follow am.

Na so I rushed my food.
We all followed the Lecturer guy but through another path.
Everyone just dey leave go their room one by one.

THE QUESTION

How did I escape being hacked. They could have thought I disrespected them. That I think say I get liver.
No doubt, something Spiritual happened at that point that I reached them.
As a human, I believe either one of these;

1. God made a close person that knows my stature and the way I walk to quickly sight me even in the dark. "Guys leave am. Na Jew. Na my guy,"

2. Or, God just made me invisible without me knowing that I was.


I GET MANY MORE TESTIMONIES BUT MANAGE THOSE THREE. E NO EASY TO TYPE.
HAPPY SUNDAY.

I truly appreciate God for your testimonies. You are indeed a beloved of God. The grace and love of God will not diminish from your life in Jesus Name, Amen.

tomju2:
I subjected that video to forensic analysis to check for AI content. The result? No AI content found.

Thanks for your meticulous verification. It is very obvious that the video is actual footage, not doctored in any way and not AI generated. Nigerian politicians are notorious for lying and shifting blames.

Afonja2:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DT5df1YiIG9/?igsh=MWlpaHFhYmIyamY4MA==

I will be happy if she can remain a new person. I pray her testimony be permanent.

I was hoping to see a very beautiful, slim, curvy and sexy lady but alas, I was utterly disappointed.

Charge it to 100% before first use.

AI is always the easiest excuse and the most convenient culprit for Nigerian politicians.

Omooba77:
https://saharareporters.com/2026/01/23/suspected-boko-haram-terrorists-kill-pastor-burn-down-borno-village-others-feared-dead

All those military officers loitering around the cities and urban areas harassing innocent people should be redeployed to these villages and local towns with immediate effect.

That is the bitter truth but empty ego will not allow them to admit.

Irony1:
But it was APC that did vote buying nasaaa

Whether na APC or BPC, what matters is that, in which region did the vote buying happen?

OredoPikin2:
lolz
maybe u need to read with understanding
check the numbers of APC votes in SE and come back to edit your question

Whether it was APC or BPC, which region did the fraud happen?

OredoPikin2:
How do u think APC got their votes in SE
Without Vote buying, Tinubu won't get upto 1000 votes in each of the SE and SS states

Who were the people that were paid, were they hausas, fulanis, yorubas or ghanians?

creativejagaban:
I see what you are doing there

Wayo republic

Tinubu till 2031.

Na dem be headquarters of wayo in Nigeria. Every fake thing is from them; fake drugs, fake electronics, fake clothes even fake life. Wayo republic.

Economy improving on paper.

Wow, I didn't expect South East to top this kind of list. They would not see whatever happened in their region but will be quick to open mouth waaaaah and call the rest of the country agbado republic whereas their own na wayo republic.

They should continue enjoying the thing while stock last.

The desperation of Morocco to win the trophy during the 2025 AFCON was epic.