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TV/Movies / Re: Netflix Gives Ikorodu Bois Movie Making Equipment. by kerzhim(m): 6:35pm On Aug 12, 2020
Drvade:
Consistency is a vital key to success,

this is detailed-ly explained in my signature
bro Pls can I have your digits so we can chat on whatsapp
Politics / Re: Edo Assembly Holds First Plenary, Orders Closure Of House’s Bank Accounts by kerzhim(m): 3:42pm On Aug 07, 2020
IgbalodeRaymond:
mere verbal trash
just for clout and distraction
Obaseki should not fall for these cheap distraction
no sane bank will comply to the directives of an imposter tout that crowned himself a speaker at the bedroom of Oshiomole.

You be speaker oya go enter state assembly naa grin
i taught NgeneUkwenu said that by today Obaseki will be impeached angry
i guessed the Lagos criminal brown teeth vagabond is now the governor of Edo.

These bastards are just hungry bastards on the payroll of Oshiomole, criminal pasta Ize and Ganduje barawo grin

Edo is not Eko
4+4 = 8 for Obaseki
Ambode is a fat pig clown.
Tinubu is a bastard drug dealing vagabond
APC is bokoharam

kiss the truth
Let me quote you now so that I can requote you as a legend after the election has come and gone.
Nairaland / General / Re: Video Footages And Photos Beirut Explosion, Capital Of Lebanon by kerzhim(m): 11:15am On Aug 05, 2020
This is terrible.
Crime / Re: BREAKING!! Tension As Gunmen Attack Prison Officials, Free Six Suspects In Court by kerzhim(m): 6:16pm On Jul 23, 2020
Gobe ti sele o
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Faces Up To 20 Years Imprisonment In US by kerzhim(m): 7:55am On Jul 04, 2020
XXLMANDIGO:
Lmao

Is that pic for real or photoshopped??
It's obvious bro. You sabi
Politics / Re: Clement Onyemelukwe: 'Father Of Electricity’ In Nigeria Died At 86 (Photos) by kerzhim(m): 7:34am On Jun 23, 2020
RIP

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Politics / Re: Ize-iyamu Emerges APC Candidate As Two Aspirants Withdraw by kerzhim(m): 11:21am On Jun 21, 2020
Good for him
Travel / Re: Newly Built Kano International Airport Set To Open by kerzhim(m): 10:47pm On May 28, 2020
I will comment tomorrow

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Politics / Re: See The New Rapid Test Covid-19 Portable Kit That Can Detect Virus In 5 Minutes by kerzhim(m): 11:38am On Apr 04, 2020
This will be a massive development.
Health / COVID-19: 11 Patients Released From Yaba Isolation Centre After Tested Negative by kerzhim(m): 7:23pm On Apr 02, 2020
I am happy to break to you, my good people of Lagos, the news of the release today of 11 more patients from our facility in Yaba. They have fully recovered and have tested negative to COVID-19 and have been allowed to return home to their families.

The patients include two females and nine males. Their results came out negative in two rounds of tests.
I want to use this opportunity to, once again, thank our frontline health workers and other professionals for their service.

Let me reiterate that this is not the time to relax, but to maintain our vigilance against #COVID19 because of the community infection that we are beginning to see.

Again, I assure you that at the end of it all, we will hoist a flag of victory - with your cooperation and by the grace of the Almighty.
Lagos State Governor

Agriculture / Re: I Need Sawdust In Large Quantities. I Need Ideas Please by kerzhim(m): 1:37pm On Mar 09, 2020
ThePansophist:



Chai. Not again. See the distance o

Do you work in saw mill. How much is the quantity i can get from you?
Been trying to get to you through phone but you weren't reachable. Drop a call when you are back online
Car Talk / Re: How Long Does It Take To Get A Driving License? by kerzhim(m): 8:50am On Mar 09, 2020
PuZZyNegro:


Yes, there's a time limit.
How many months pls and if expired what will I do if I still want to use it.
Car Talk / Re: How Long Does It Take To Get A Driving License? by kerzhim(m): 8:12am On Mar 09, 2020
PuZZyNegro:


I know the person you quoted wanted to say three months and not three years.

It takes minimum of three months before it comes out. Most people don't know this thus they wait until it's time to start driving before they start applying for the driving license (driving school certificate first).

If you want to start driving immediately, go to the driving school and obtain driving permit. Note that this permit has lots of limitations as it cannot be used anywhere driving license is required for official documentation.

After three months, go do capture and in two weeks maximum, you will get your permanent driver's license
Is there a time limit for driving certificate. I mean does the certificate expires if you fail to use it to apply for driving licence in time?
Politics / Re: Fayose's Trial: Witness Say They Moved ₦200 Million From His House With Escorts by kerzhim(m): 8:11am On Mar 06, 2020
Afamed:

Keep quiet.If you have evidence the money moved from bank to Tinubu house belongs to government or Dasuki instructed the money to be moved to Tinubu house, why not petition the EFCC instead of this your clever by half attitude
God will bless your understanding sir, help us tell them o! Awon set bandwagon geng.

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Agriculture / Re: I Need Sawdust In Large Quantities. I Need Ideas Please by kerzhim(m): 9:36am On Mar 05, 2020
ThePansophist:



Chai. Not again. See the distance o

Do you work in saw mill. How much is the quantity i can get from you?
Yes, as many as you want.
Agriculture / Re: I Need Sawdust In Large Quantities. I Need Ideas Please by kerzhim(m): 6:53am On Mar 05, 2020
ThePansophist:



Transporter or Dyna. What area is it located? I cam hire a bus around. I just hope its not far from my location
Isolo Lagos
Properties / Re: About To Roof Your House? This Is A Thread On The Best Structures And Roofsheets by kerzhim(m): 5:13am On Mar 05, 2020
Good one

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Agriculture / Re: I Need Sawdust In Large Quantities. I Need Ideas Please by kerzhim(m): 4:55am On Mar 05, 2020
ThePansophist:
I'm based in Mowe/Ofada


I Need Like Full Bus Load of Sawdust on a weekly basis for four weeks. How can i get in Large Quantities?


Help me Guys
How much are you willing to pay and what size of bus are you talking about.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Obasanjo: Your Commitment To Nigeria Outstanding by kerzhim(m): 4:52am On Mar 05, 2020
If they wish you evil..... Wish them well. Only God Almighty is the Omniscient.
God bless PMB
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool : FA Cup (2 - 0) On 3rd March 2020 by kerzhim(m): 11:08pm On Mar 03, 2020
spayor:
just now we FA comot hand for Liverpool mata, see wetin dey happen to dem.....shiooooorrrrr
sense no go kill you bro! Just because VAR shifted to ManU, Liverpool has lost 2 consecutive matches.

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Politics / Re: Again, Abdulrazaq Hands Over New Fire Fighting Vehicle To State Fire Service by kerzhim(m): 7:13pm On Mar 03, 2020
Good job from the otoge governor.
What about the ones Governor Makinde went to shop for in UK or so?
Politics / Re: Governor Abdulrazaq Receives Another N263m Looted Funds From EFCC by kerzhim(m): 6:07pm On Mar 03, 2020
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Politics / ELECTRICITY: FG, Discos To Sign Fresh Performance Agreement On Power by kerzhim(m): 3:43pm On Mar 03, 2020
Kola Adesina,
Chairman of Ikeja Electric,

“The government has constituted a body, they are reviewing the document and the hope is that by the middle of this year, we would have a sign off on the performance improvement programme.

“So, we are signing another performance improvement plan agreement with the regulator. This new agreement is flowing from the power sector recovery plan.
“So, we now have a roadmap that we are now creating. So, in that roadmap, the expectation is that the government would play its own part, the critical success factors would be made available by government, then we can be held accountable for our performance or lack of performance in the future.

“But the key thing is that those things we need – the oxygen we need, the lifeline we need, the blood we need, would have been made available – then they can now ask us to run without tying stones on our feet, would no more be there. But as it is today, we are running a race with stones tied around our feet.”

Adesina, reiterated the need for a cost-reflective tariff in the sector. He called for a change in orientation among electricity consumers, saying, “they need to know that this electron is not a national cake.”

The Sahara Energy boss added:
“Once government steps in into the pricing of a commodity that is required for the success of that nation, for the prosperity of the nation, from an intervention or subsidy perspective, you have just introduce a distortion into the system.

“Now, to cure that distortion, is a bit of work, which is the reason why we are all arguing today why things are not working and why exactly desperate measures are required.
“Now, when you look at the United Kingdom (UK), the UK had exactly the same structure like Nigeria, until Margaret Thatcher stepped in.
“If you recall from history, it was a bit of a problem. The same uproar, the same noise was made by the British, but the woman insisted, that no, I am going to do it and I am going to do it well, today, electricity supply is different in the UK, nobody is talking about supply of power any more.

“That was because they went through that transition, it was tedious, it was rough, it was challenging, but they were able to overcome those teething problems and today they are supplying electricity in an uninterrupted manner.
“Let me take a step backward, for any nation that truly has the desire to generate, transmit and distribute 26,000megawatts, what you should actually be producing should be about 30,000 megawatts.”
He also argued that the regulator of the sector should be left to be independent.

“The regulator must be left to be independent, and given free hand to take decision within the law. The law has specified what the regulator is meant to do, let them do what they are meant to do.
“Let there be very little political interference in regulation. All that government needs to do is from the policy making perspective and let policy making be consistent with where we are and what we need to do to take us to where we are going.

“You can’t have policy statements that suggest that we are going backward, as investor’s confidence is badly shaken, not only in the power sector but generally” he added.
He pointed out that there is an ongoing collaboration between the Ikeja Disco and Eko Disco, being spearheaded by the Lagos State government, to improve power supply in the state, so as to enhance productivity.
“The Lagos state government has a sense of determination and urgency around electricity,” he said.

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/03/02/fg-discos-to-sign-fresh-performance-agreement-on-power/
Sports / Re: Daniel Strurridge Banned From Football Worldwide Until June by kerzhim(m): 10:01pm On Mar 02, 2020
And somebody will come here talking gibberish. "Dem no dey fix match, dem no dey fix match"
My money can never go into sport bet again lai lai!

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Uber Driver Narrates Experience With Italian, Visits LUTH by kerzhim(m): 8:43pm On Mar 01, 2020
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 29th February 2020 by kerzhim(m): 5:11pm On Feb 29, 2020
Chelsea no get keeper
See as dem dey chop goals!
Health / Re: Qatar Record First Case Of Coronavirus by kerzhim(m): 2:15pm On Feb 29, 2020
This Is war against humanity. The world needs to come together to stop the spread.
Religion / Re: Coronavirus: Catholic Church Modifies Worship Mode In Lagos by kerzhim(m): 2:11pm On Feb 29, 2020
Wonderful gesture. We need to come together and fight this epidemic. Government alone can not do it.
God bless Nigeria.

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Health / Re: Italian Infected With Coronavirus Visited Ogun by kerzhim(m): 11:41am On Feb 28, 2020
Oti sele! Ala'borun ti'dewu..... Now it's not a joking matter any more.

I beliv those that wanted to see the reaction of government when the disease get to Nigeria are now happy.

Now heaven has fallen,and we are all in it together.

All the bad wisher of this Nation will not see Pease

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Crime / Re: SARS In Native Attire Carrying Riffle by kerzhim(m): 10:02am On Feb 27, 2020
These people needs to be reformed because they have paucity of basic orientation.

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