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[quote author=ennyluv_6 link=topic=173108.msg2820673#msg2820673 date=1221754659]IF You GO TO A CLUB WITH ME You ARE AN AJEBUTTER
BUT WHEN You ENTER A BUS PARK AND MEET KEVOH You ARE AN AJEPAKO[/quote]
I no gree,
If for the bus park na only ABC motors dey there then you be ajebota
If u trek with ennyluv go the club or una no fit buy drink because ennyluv lie say she forget her purse, then u be big AJEPAKO.

lol @ ennyluv

If you see the words Madam, Sir or Esq. after your folks name on an envelope, you might be an ajebota,
But, if people refer to your folks as either "Iya-beji", "Mama-baby", "Mama-Chukwudi", or "Baa Lamidi", you are NOT ajebota!

If, after using the bathroom, you have an assorted barrage of scented toilet tissues to choose from, you just might be an Ajebota,,
But if you use water to 'tamba' ya self, you're an Ajepaki!

If your folks carry wallets and purses, you're possibly an Ajebota,,
But if your mom reaches into her bra to get money in the glaring eyes of the public, your Paki is level 5!
one more
If you happened to have wandered into a neighborhood during Ileya and got amazed by the fact that people found ram-fights amusing, you might be an Ajebota, ,
But if YOU took the ram to fight after feeding it 'igbo', you are definitely a paki!
Me i no go lie sha, I did some of the pako stuffs but I still AJEBOTA

Fadajasi:
How many seasons prison break get,abi e no get end?

Me sef i tire for dem,anyway dem dey for their fourth season, man,this fourth season dey hot,make i no spoil am for u if u never watch am

Jeovy:
The guy na real MUMU

nice joke poster

@ jeovy
true talk

I'm in full support

thanks ginky

i beg there is no prison break 5/6, right now they are in the fourth season episode four,

Man,from my point of view,u need to install bearflix,bearshare,ares or utorrents on ur PC, those are what I use in downloading movies from the internet and they are all free,I'm not in naija but I guarantee they will all work. just google any of them and download on ur PC and u are on way to watching movies.(my favourite is BEARFLIX)

This guy was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.


Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stop. The guy, without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, just to realize there's nobody behind the wheel.

The car started slowly. The guy looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
Then, just before he hit the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.
The guy, paralyzed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve. The guy, gathering strength, jumped out of the car and ran to the nearest township. Wet and in shock, he went to a beer parlour and asked for a bottle of gulder.

He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he went through. A silence enveloped everybody when they realized the guy was crying and, wasn't drunk.
About half an hour later two guys walked into the same beer parlour, wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing the guy who hitched a lift, the one said to the other, "Look, Tolu, see the i.diot that got in the car while we were pushing it."

boring joke

@ndumart
true talk,

if u have Ares or utorrent then the best time for one to download Prisonbreak (or any series at all) is the d following day after it has been aired i.e the tuesday or wednesday that follows. Prison break airs normally on mondays,that's how i download mine and believe me it's very fast even if ur connection is slow.just go to www.torrents.to. download the torrent link from there on ur pc. the u can use ares or utorrent to start the main downloading.
@ ceejay
I've never tried orbit but i'll give it a try and compare to ares and utorrent to see wch is the best.

do you have the latest macromedia flash player installed on ur PC if not download from this link http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash it will definitely work.good luck trying

gabrywyl:
LOL

You be 0 years old.

u're making me the youngest on this thread,ok u be -1 year old @ least i old pass you

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cyrusdevir:
bros if its pure no problem but check it well (your bros might not be himself '' juju'') the girl is desperate for marriage.

I agree with you cyrus but how is he going to know if his brother is being charmed (juju )

@poster
Abeg, make we hear word! So just from reading posts from this site,you came to a conclusion that naija guys don't know how to chat up a woman, I totally disagree !
@ brash
lol

I beg leave the ride for them, My life is worth more to my family and friends than a piece of metal no matter how expensive !