Just simple "Sorry Sir", you were busy going into unnecessary arguments.

I trust myself, I remember when I use sorry sir frustrate my boss! The man just weak No time to drag right when you know this is Naija,except you got serious connections, just apologize and save yourself the stress!

Christianity and its love for doomsday predictions! Tueh! Quite disgusting!

It's just an emoji. Anyone can add the GOAT emoji to his name... These things are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things!

Trust me! Better to have a white stained shirt due to a dirty seat belt than for your whole body to break the windscreen and fly through it in the event of an accident!

Can somebody tell dis mumu girl that nothing will happen to her! Go ahead and live your life to the fullest baby girl, just be careful of STDs. Also go and arrest your criminal boyfriend, he can be charged for attempted murder!

Don't quote me, if you are also one of the mumus that think human breast/head/tongue or so-called destiny will transform into riches/, wealth, I'll not reply you!

Rest in peace, Sir Romania Amuta!

JackDaAlienz:
So without Lukaku,
Una for play 0-0 against All hilal
Al hilallllll ohhhh
Club wet Man u go trash 3-0 first half

Instead of shame to catch their fans. They are here busy making noise..

So why is Man Utd not representing Europe at the Club World cup if Man Utd was not a useless club that crashed in the first round of UCL? Who shame suppose dey catch? A useless club(Man Utd) that got kicked out of FA cup by a lower division club or a team (Chelsea) that beat a club that had the likes of Odion Ighalo?

Noblechykk:

Bro calm down; Al Hilal is African club. If you must know, world club is being played by the winners of the respective continental champions league across the world. Even Enyimba fc has featured in it.

Al Hilal is a Saudi Club!

I bought at #165 but the filling station refused to sell above #3000

Not once will you ever see Nigerian Parents protest/riot over a dearth of science laboratory equipment in schools or children's zero interest in practical related subjects! It's always about religious mumbo jumbo!

The so called medical expert has allowed her religion to mess up with her logical thinking faculty! Just tell us your religion forbids masturbation, shikena! You can't just dispute 18 years of research without providing another peer reviewed medical research as proof! Go and sit down, Madame expert!

Funny, how people miss the part of a third person playing devil's advocate to validate the miracle!

Playing devil's advocate means the person is a not a Christian, possibly an atheist who is also a scientist will have to do this validation! Let me see how your Pentecostal Pastor's staged miracle will escape being debunked!

As a matter of urgency, the DSS and the Nigerian Police should start crawling the Nigerian web for indicators of potential ritualists! Engage your tech guys or employ tech freelancers to create web crawlers that will search for all ritual-related terms on Nigerian social media. Infiltrate Whatsapp and Telegram groups! NBC and movie regulatory bodies should ban all forms of glorification of ritual killings on Nigerian TV and movies, whether direct or indirect! What are you guys waiting for? Now it's the time to act!

A few side notes:
Kayanmata and it's other derivates as aphrodisiacs(sexual enhancer), do they work? Yes, 100%!

Kayanmata and it's other derivates as juju to snatch men, do they work? Hell, no.

Thing is man is a sexual being and gets easily aroused, especially at the sight of b*oobs and a*ss. Even non-beautiful women can get a man sexually aroused easily, just showcase your assets well! Only men with self control can get over the temptation of the sight of these things.

This is why married women must guard their territory well, any ''too much friendliness'' between your husband/boyfriend/partner and a female, shut it down even if the female is ugly. Na from clap dem dey take enter dance!

Abian:

I had a headache trying to read all that... Your writing is stuffy. Please add a little humor next time.

Same here I didn't enjoy the article one bit. Everything looked forced! The stench of his bias as a Man Utd fan made the article less enjoying!

#100 Condom will have prevented this nonsense!

Calm down! That's not 'mocking'! First meme, shows Nigerians throwing Windscribe into the dustbin after the Twitter ban was lifted. Second meme, shows Nigerians resurrecting Windscribe once again as soon as the President bans Twitter again! It's just a joke! Windscribe actually was mocking itself in the first meme/pic!

Mtchew! This BMC zombies will return to destroy the sanity we have been enjoying on Twitter NG since the ban started!

Consumption of pig product is 'haram' anyway in a certain religion of piss! Wahala for its adherents who need a heart transplant!

Had to block the noisemaker on Twitter when I kept seeing his non-intelligent tweets on my timeline.

Lol...You can blame Toke Makinwa all you want , however, GUS was already a flop even before it was aired. Even if Chidi Mokeme or Bob Manuel anchored this recent season, it will still flop!

When we told you people here that it can't outshine BBN, myopic and self-righteous Nigerians who don't understand what reality show is all about kept talking. BBN already has same content that GUS has in the form of tasks, coupled with other modern day factors that can keep viewers glued to their TVs. This is the reason why sponsors rush to get a piece of that BBN cake.

GUS is stuck in the past! GUS was not a reality show but a prerecorded event aired only once or twice in a week. GUS didn't bring anything new, no exciting event!

*FIRE AT NEXT CASH & CARRY SUPERMARKET IN JAHI AREA OF FCT*

Today Sunday, 26th December 2021, at about 1115hours there was a report of a fire outbreak incidence at Next Cash and Carry Supermarket at Jahi District of the FCT.

Upon receipt of the information, a team of Police officers attached to Mabushi Police Divisional Headquarters responded swiftly to the scene where a concerted effort of the Federal Fire Service, FCT Fire Service, Julius Berger Fire Service and members of other security agencies were deployed to manage the situation, minimize damage, extinguish the inferno and ensure the maintenance of law and order.

Well-meaning members of the surrounding communities came out en masse and helped in evacuating goods and other valuables from the supermarket to a safe location within the area with the supervision of Police Officers of the Command who were on ground. This is contrary to the news making the rounds as there is no successful case of looting or carting away of goods from the store. The suspects who made attempts to cart away goods from the store and were promptly arrested include (1) Ali Audu aged 18 Years; (2) Yahaya Yunusa aged 20 Years; and (3) Sahabi Abubakar aged 20 Years.


The Commissioner of Police FCT Command, CP Sunday Babaji, psc, also visited and is currently on ground at the scene alongside the Minister for State, FCT, Dr. Ramatu Tijjani Aliyu, for an on-the-spot assessment and supervision of activities at the scene.

Investigation is currently ongoing to ascertain the cause of the fire. So far, no casualty has been recorded.

DSP JOSEPHINE ADEH
POLICE PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
FCT POLICE COMMAND, ABUJA

Also below is a Twitter link to a video showing where the salvaged goods were kept.
https://twitter.com/LabiaMinoria/status/1475215951641518083

CC: lalasticlala , Mynd44 and other moderators
Please, bring this to the frontpage so Nigerians can know what truly happened at the fire incident.

All of you complaining about camera, go and donate yours without camera. You people complain about such actions but I rarely see any actions from you.

Whether for showoff or not, those orphans will be getting some goodies that will take them to at least February/March/April. If you visit different orphanages regularly, you will understand that even one cup of rice donation will go a long way while adopting these kids will be one of the best gifts.

Mechanical Engineering transcends beyond just being a "Mechanic in a vehicle workshop" but you, OP, like every ignorant Nigerian who has never taken a course in engineering, can never know that. Just the same way Nigerians think Electrical engineering is all about climbing NEPA poles and disconnecting electricity! The ignorance is nauseating!

PeaceJoyLove:
Tithing works, but it is tricky.

Go and rest! If it is tricky, then it does not work. There's no corner corner. Tithe ''paying'' is an ineffective activity!

Based on your submission, you'll achieve the same result if you treat your friends/colleagues/bosses to a good time with that tithe money instead. They either repay you back with good things or nothing at all!

FG should commence the deduction of the salary of the unvaccinated!

Nigerians prefer to believe a story where someone sent a spiritual snake instead, not this simple logical explanation.

Just allow his contract to expire jejely . It's not like we will cross first round of World Cup.

Time for you Christians to realize you are not serving the same god. I mean, look at the comments on the thread, so much disunity!

damosky12:
Typical naive African mentality will embrace the "messiah," Canada instead. As though it rains money and comfort there. Body go tell you!

Nigeria doesn't rain comfort and money either. There's noise pollution, armed robbers, police extortion, no electricity, lack of good health care services, kidnapping and ever rising insecurity to worry about that will make your 250k to 500k worthless in one second!

N-Power! The silly programme Nigerian government wants its youth to be struggling for in order to earn 30k monthly stipend! Tufiakwa!

Prayer is useless.

Fasting is unnecessary suffering hunger induced pain which is a more useless exercise.

Fasting, with or without prayer, is pointless and useless exercise.

If your god already knew what you wanted before you asked him in prayer form, why does he need you to starve yourself before granting you your wishes prayers? Only a psychopath will enjoy people starving before he answers them.

Would you ask your kid to starve himself if he begged for his school fees to be paid before you decide to pay it?

If your daughter has malaria, would you wait for her to even ask, not to talk of starving herself, before you rush to get her malaria drugs?

Think people! Think!

Don't quote me, if your cognitive dissonance will not allow the essence of my points to sink in your brain, I won't stress myself replying you!