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It makes me think of how some traditional European families are. The eldest child gets the education, the tutoring, and so on, but the younger child gets to go be free, travel, and seemingly bring foreign girls into the family. It's not so much today as it used to be, but there is an expectation that the oldest son must be the greatest of the children, the one upon whom the family's future will depend. Interesting that this parallel exists.

Sounds baa-aa-a-a-aaa-d.

What a pain in the butt!

Those weren't seeds of faith he planted.

Nigeria > USA -- in America, you go to school for 4 years, put yourself a quarter million dollars in debt, and you still can't get a job!

And #11: Everyone in the world recognizes Nigeria and cares very much about its very unlucky royal family.

Mysticgal for president! Mysticgal2016!

For all the countries really trying to make EU, Britain must really know better than them if it wants to leave...

Extremely
Uninformed

1. Don't post noodz, illegal content, images of you breaking the law, etc...
2. Think before you post.

7 more facts about English I totally didn't just make up because OP is l33t and makes me feel like posting something good.

1. English has a mainly subject-verb-object word order, but it also can take a V2 word order. V2 word order means sometimes the verb ends up in weird places.

2. English has the most speakers of any language, but has only the third most number of native speakers. Over a billion people speak English around the world, but only about 330,000,000 actually are native speakers.

3. English has crazy spelling because people wanted to either keep reminders of how things used to be, or they wanted to make it more like Latin.

4. English is weird. In a comparison of 239 different languages for wierdness, English ranked 33'rd.

5. English is used as an international language. Airports and airlines must use English. Ships use English. International politics is conducted in English. The United Nations does most of its business in English.

6. English has so many different potential moods and tenses that linguists have given up on trying to categorize them all.

7. English has a large phonetic inventory. Although is has an average number of consonants, 12, English has 13 vowels! The average is 5.

charlesucheh:
What about d creol being spoken in naija? Is that not pidgin?

Yes, that is pidgin. A pidgin is a mixed language that nobody speaks natively. A creole is like a pidgin that people speak as their first language.

I think this is a troll thread.
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Statutory rape.

2. So Hot men are just like my cat. Hah!

6. The boobs stared at me first -- I stare back at them to prove my manly dominance.

There's a place for men who do such things to their daughters. It's called prison. And I can't believe he's not in Texas!