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That's not what she meant by "put it in me".

Taxiist. No. Just no.

Good 9ja, America would see all the senators sign it and then tell the dissenters they were letting the terrorists win.

Luukasz:
What's so special if a white man speaks our language after all we also speak English,French et al without been in those countries.Africans and slave mentality.
Nairaland mods nawa for una thing wey suppose make frontpage no go make but nonsensical things u go see am for FP..mtcheew

There are very few resources for non-Africans to learn African languages. Most whites cannot even name five African languages. If they can name even 2, they likely name Swahili and Zulu. There are thousands of African languages, and most are completely unknown outside their lands and tribes, even by other Africans.

He said any man that makes love to his sister is a madman and a devil who is not suppose to live.

Case in point: him.

I'm not sure if date is the right word...

Yes, hideous. /sarc

In other news, the lady turned out to be the chief of financial accountability.

olaskul:
A crowd of demonstrators took to the streets in Milwaukee on Saturday night following the shooting of a 23-year-old man by a Police officer.

A statement from the Milwaukee Police Department confirms that the man was indeed shot and killed by a police officer; “He (officer) ordered that individual to drop his gun, the individual did not drop his gun,” Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett said. “He had the gun with him and the officer fired several times.”

The mayor added that the gun the deceased had on him was stolen; “The victim of that burglary reported 500 rounds of ammunition were also stolen with the handgun,”

The deceased, who has not been identified was in a car with a friend when he was stopped by police and both men fled when they were pulled over.
The other occupant of the car who also fled on foot was not shot.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Buhari

This must be in Soviet Russia...

OP, I advise you don't drink it again. You're probably sick from something else, though.

Sayelabola:
Does drinking of such mixture causes HIV/AIDS in the first place?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No, but I bet you could make a lot of people think that.

Thread said "foreigners". I am surprised to see no mention of oyinbo.

You don goof. Maybe get true call girl if you're willing to pay this much.

The APC knowing nothing is hardly news.

kenonze:
U can practise polygamy.... Do it with dignity

How can you maintain wives if one is too much?

Well, you turn into a raging hornball ready to jump on anything. I advise you get thee to a nunnery if no willing partners can be found.

Trouble in the Turkey coup, eh?

Since you asked nicely... sure.

charytea:
Some men you say, that means not all

It's a pun. I meant that some men are very dedicated to womanizing instead of not being dedicated (unfaithful) to it.

gabi101:
bro your sayin racism is low there and you can move freely as a black?

Yes. People may look at you, but you no likely find trouble.

16. You start taking too many trips to the country.

I call her landmine.

What they really mean is: "We've already spent everything we stole- pls gib us m0ar."

Ethanol is a hell of a drug.

If she weighs the same as a duck...

CWC

I'm afraid if he's trapped that deep, there's not much you can do.

False. Some men are very faithful to womanizing.

Never knew you could get freaky with a mosquito.

I have a better reason that makes better sense: F*cking is f*cking fun!

She a stupid ho stupid ho stupidstupidstupid ho.