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So that's why even girls who say dey atheist shout "Oh God" when I'm wit dem.

A beauty among beautiful 9ja girls.

ajbabs:
Lessons from this picture below:
1. Not all opportunities are to be taken. Some are traps.
2. A person can become so determined to destroy another person that they become blind and end up destroying themselves.
3. You fight best in your natural element and environment. Here the bird has advatange in his natural element.
4. Know your limits, we all have them.
5. Sometimes the best response to provocation is not to fight.
6. Sometimes to accomplish something you need team work, you will not always win alone.
7. Stick to what you do best and don't pursue what will kill you.

8. Glory is forever.

Wow, boobs even I wouldn't kiss or grab.

1. xnxx
2. fimfic
3. tumblr

C'mon, save some for the rest of us!

Dear fellow Nairalanders, today I discovered that a oyibo woman decided that inserting coffee into the wrong end was not only a brilliant idea, but also such an amazing idea that she had to tell the world about the process. She claims that the coffee enema is helpful in purging toxins from the body. This unfortunately does pose the question of what happens if her bottom end gets addicted to caffein?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRTBaoeVpj0

That's no AK-47 -- it's a Type 56. Close enough, though.

Must be because soldiers rescued all those goats.

Unofficial sources claim this will seriously disrupt the flow of flesh to Boko Haram sex slavery operations.

That's not the kind of pole women are supposed to get wrapped around.

London t1ts are falling down, falling down, falling down. London t1ts are falling down, my dark lady.

Anything is impossible when you do your best to fail.

1. You can deal with your lover not being perfect.
2. You can deal with only having sex with one person for the rest of your life.
3. Your parents keep mentioning grandkids.
4. You develop a fascination with yardwork.
5. You can't be bothered to stay in shape anymore.
6. You find 90% of potential dates are already married.
7. Your girl's family comes to your house with Kalashnikovs.

Seduced by Google Translate? Now I've seen everything.

Nigeria don turned into anime, even down to perverts stealing panties.

Usain can run fast as hell.
Hell has no furry like a woman scorned.
Ergo: Usain can't outrun his scored woman.

Some of those women perhaps would look better in niqab.

toposi4naija:
Receive sense....please!

These threads are every day and end all the same way.

The furniture is floating: If you smell a fish market and the furniture bobs like boats, she's in the mood.

stiflerdrug:
When she says you are like a brother to me.



Reply with so let's commit incest

You have the best kind of wicked mind.

excellencyabia1:
E.G As our relationship with buhari don reach one, we will not be suprise if he disobey court order.

Just like any other bad husband.

Ladies, a man's Love is never hard to get. But a man's love is.

toposi4naija:
What manner of fu¢kery is dhiz??

Trolling.

lola024:
Hmmmmmm.....are you pulling my legs?

He's pulling a "leg", but not yours.

onomefm:
why has NDA been using my delta as a launching pad? Why delta my state? Okowa is not even doing anything about the spate of insecurity in delta state and its cities and towns. NDA should stay clear of my state.

Well, they're right there -- they wouldn't be the Delta Avengers if they operated in north Fulani lands!

The only shocking thing is that 37% are confused about their own president.

A swift boat veteran for truth in a vat of lies.

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I hope his 3'rd leg is not so fast as the other 2.

Romania and Venezuela reply: LOL, that's what they told us, not that we cared.