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Septagon:
This ur write up is very funny.u made me chuckle today

well but thats the fact about me

Today I Can From Bath Room After Taking My Bath i Went To My Room To Change My Dress at That Moment I Naked my Body To Wear A New Cloth But To My surprise I Heard A Shout From The Side Of My wardrobe i Quickly Covered My Self To Check Who Was There, as I Went There I Saw My neighbour First Daughter Hiden There I Ask Her What Happen She Told Me That Her Father Sent Her To Call me As She Notice That Am In Bath Room Thats why She Decided To Wait For Me, but My Problem Is That This Girl Had See Me finished. And I Will Never Be Happy Untill I Pay Back. The One That Even The Touch My Brain Now Was that She shouted " Jesus" and bursted into laughter that will either mean my dick is big or small for her eyes

I Know Many Will Insult Me Here But I Don't care.
I Have This Problem Of Eating Food Any How, as In If I Cook Food no Matter How Big It Is once I Remove It From Fire i Will Start Eating It Even though Am belle full I Most Still Eat It Untill i Did Not See Anything In Pot Again Before My eyes Will Open. I Dont Know Either Is My Village People That Want To Run me Dry so That I Will Not Later Have Food Again

ABeg who he wan marry?

Some Men Get Mind Fah, how Will You Will If You Beat A Woman

Candidlady:


Self defense

Next please.. free the lady!!!

Spousal rape is an offence... the woman was only defending herself

Some Females Are Fool how Can You See This As Rape, Your Husband Married You For You To satisfy Him So Why are You Denying His Feeling Toward You Again. Imagine You Are Even Saying Next Please. That Mean You What More Of This. Dont worry We Will Start Stabbing our Self Anyhow In This Country Now

Stay In North At Own Risk

no vote TINUBU you no the here

Joshmuch:
She is not the first girl that boyfriend had sex with and didn't marry and she won't be the last. Tell her, you accept that you don't like aex too like that but there won't any financial assistance or money involved in tbe relationship. Both can assist each other as the flesh leads.

Thank you sir thats the best thing to tell her

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking
"No sex before marriage"
Na the only channel for DStv wey i no dey Subscribe to be this.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Samantha123:
How will you guys know that you're sexually compatible if you don't do the do before marriage? doing it for at least 5 times wouldn't hurt to test each other's sexual compatibility.

I don't mean to offend the religious fanatics in the house, but I always wonder how they know that they're sexually compatible before they say I do.

Well Saying

Dreadlock69:
No.p
Sha know say anything wey dey lead to transfer i dey behave like werey

No commitment too and no financial help
Bill who dey fuvk you werey

Wetin you take me for soml” sub of my life”

If you agree to sex before marriage which never guarantee say i go still marry you

Anytime you need something and i get or I know get i go give or i go try

LOLZ your type the do give me and give you in relationship o

Urheadmaster:
It means you are out of the relationship now

If you won't take that .

i cant be out just like that i must Bleep her or let her pack and go

benqo01:
She isn't even a virgin and she is saying no sex before marriage OP she dey Wyne your Balls

no mind her, for me i must Bleep or let her pack and go

PerfectStranger:
“No sex till after marriage “ bla bla bla… is she a virgin?
Don’t let any woman who isn’t a virgin fool you with that line, unless she’s a virgin.

she is not a virgin

blackboy:
If I luv her and trust her I would ask her to let us start the marriage steps.

How Will You Start It?

Urheadmaster:
What was your response to her after she told you no sex till after marriage

I Just Tell Her No Problem But I cannot accept That

There Was A Girl I Toasted Last Month And She accepted Me But Later Told Me That No Sex Till i Marry Her. And She Gave Me Her Reason That Her Ex Broke up With Her After Having Sex With Her, so That Thought Her A Lesson And Me I Dont know When I Can Marry Her Because Am Still Hustling. So What Will You Do If I Girl Tell You this?

Wealthoptulent:
Ologbon sodiiki, u acquire woman wisdom join.

it mean two things according to his finger is either he is asking for one more round or telling the girl to move out of his room

FREDCLSSICO7:
Tor enjoy ur sleep na put ur mind at rest

Hahaha you Are A Real Killer

FREDCLSSICO7:
Just sleep ur normal sleep no need to pretend e fit be say the knife way she bring come na to come experiment something maybe she is a science student you know we science students we love practicals

As In Practice For Which Person Body?

Mercury12:
Hmm
Y'all always think people that don't go back to their exes are fools?
If this your story is true. I won't have had pity on you if things had went south.
Thank God for your life that you didn't value.
Someone want to kill u
The person never truly love you in the first place irrespective of whatever happened between you guys. . .

What Matter Alot is My Life And God Has Saved Me, but I Can Never Let Her In My Room Again

FrancescoFarino:
God save you ooo

your mama prayer dey work on you

Thats It Oo

Good Day Everyone just On 18th i Posted On How My Ex Is Tried To Kill me But With Some Advice I Got From You am Still Living on Earth.
I Did Not Ask Her What The Knife Is For and I Did Not Pick It From The Bag but I Sacrifice My Sleep That night. Around That 2am she Thought Am Sleeping so She Majestically left The Bed And Move To Her Bag she Brought Out Some Thing, By Then Am 100% ready To Do anythng If She Try Any rubbish with Me in The Process Of Bringing Something From Her Bag I flash My Torch On Her And She Hiden What's in Her Hands I Told Her To Bring It Out But I Did Not Move Close To Her Because I Dont want Her To pure Me Anything. So i stone Her my Big Cream On Her Head thats When The Powder Fell Down With One Kind red small Cloth dat I Dont understand. I Started Crying immediately As I Questioned Her She Told Me That She Came 4 A Revenge. i Still Love Her If Not I Would Have report Her To Police To Handle The Case. Thank God Am Sharp if NAIRALAND For done carry my news

advanceDNA:
Opportunity for wetin?? To do am bad again..
Maybe u should the opportunity tell am say u realize u were not good too her before...and u want to apologize.....sometimes...sorry dey go a long way

Thank You So Much For This One Alone

Kingsmm55:
Just don't ask her....don't ask her...pretend that everything is normal... Enjoy your sleep....

You Mean Normal Sleep Or I Should Pretend To Sleep ?

fman:
oga dey ya lane!!
No dey mention me anyhow!!
No be me and you dey the same pot of soup

AM NOT IN LAUGHING MOOD IF NOT I FOR LAUGH FOR THIS YOUR REPLY, haba must we be in the same pot of soup before you help me

fman:
then disarm the jack knife from her purse!!

Ok Thank You Or I Should Just Leave The Room for Her?

Iliveforever:
Let her be if she’s an ENGLISH teacher

English Teacher Use To Move With Knife Or What Do you Mean?

fman:
cos u wan let toto kee u

Hmmmm not My Fault

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Is it the same knife that u used to peel cocoyam for her?

I Didnot Cut Anything For Her O

advanceDNA:
She forced herself?? U gave go ahead before she came naaa....
Tell am say u receive ur mama call...u dey go dey go see her...

my mama is dead already, i gave her go ahead because i dnt av babe again and i see this is a great opportunity for me again