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Romance › Re: Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:38pm On Jul 18, 2015

loomer:
Eya, I no get phone o, can I use urs to call her?

chai, and see o God is my witness..were facing the same issue here

Romance › Photo Of The Day! by khalebzy(op): 4:33pm On Jul 18, 2015

Take a look at what our NIgerian Police has turned into

Biko someone should caption this piss for me grin

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:30pm On Jul 18, 2015

EroticAngelina:
lwkmd!!! *wakes up by force* I'm not ready to die yet!

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:29pm On Jul 18, 2015

Teempakguy:
I can hit her.

Her biceps are the same size as mine. My gastrocnemius is bigger, she mostly likely still has a non existent pectoralis major. Seeing as her neck is thin, I can easily knock her unconscious by delivering a blow to the mandible . . . causing the head to twist and the spinal cord to short circuit.

If I fight her, I will win. Hence, I can hit her.

Story for the gods...

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:28pm On Jul 18, 2015

loomer:
Over gorgeous dey worry her.

She is sexy and she NOSE it

I can give you her digit, then

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:27pm On Jul 18, 2015

slickb:
God forbid bad tin

She might be hotter than that your slim ass Girlfriend oh wink

Romance › Re: Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:26pm On Jul 18, 2015

EroticAngelina:
Jesus!!!

*faints*

*Pours urine on her face*

no wake up oo

i go pour the Thicker one, next grin

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Romance › Re: Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:24pm On Jul 18, 2015

loomer:
In my lecturer's voice "What kind of this is this"?

isnt she gorgeous cheesy

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Romance › Guys Can You Hit This Girl (photos) by khalebzy(op): 4:20pm On Jul 18, 2015

She's a bodybuilder and a fitness model. She looks great with her clothes on but when she takes it off, well... she looks different. Still sexy but different. See the photos after the cut...

grin

i no wan talk oo

Islam › Re: A Straight Nairalander's Experience With A Gay Man At Jummat Prayer by khalebzy(m): 10:32am On Jul 16, 2015

lanrexlan:
^^^

Na wa o,that's a weird experience.Op where are you living? And who's O C Ukeje?

Question of the century! undecided

Islam › Re: A Straight Nairalander's Experience With A Gay Man At Jummat Prayer by khalebzy(m): 10:32am On Jul 16, 2015

Whats the big deal?..Leave him to his God.
Shey God that is still keeping him alive dont know what hes doing?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Man Dies During Deliverance Session In Edo by khalebzy(m): 6:46pm On Jul 08, 2015

amosyanyan:
I was there..omo it was crazy!

ah you can lie o shocked

Business › Re: Blogger Seun Oloketuyi Arrested For False Publications About Bank CEOs by khalebzy(m): 6:44pm On Jul 08, 2015

sandrajazmin:
Tank God ooo!!
I bn tnk sey na my own nairaland seun.
PHeeeewww

Me too oh

Business › Re: Blogger Seun Oloketuyi Arrested For False Publications About Bank CEOs by khalebzy(m): 6:42pm On Jul 08, 2015

ige101:
[s]Bloggers beware of what you post,Change has come to stay[/s]

How change take relate to this matter now undecided

na today dem don dey penalize people with such act ni
Odikwa dont be silly

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Business › Re: Blogger Seun Oloketuyi Arrested For False Publications About Bank CEOs by khalebzy(m): 6:40pm On Jul 08, 2015

First of all, this guy is an undisputed certified Dummy!!!

**Coming back to MOdify**

Career › Re: My Experience With The Rude Female Employees At Visafone Office Today by khalebzy(m): 6:34pm On Jul 03, 2015

This one na normal thing nah...You would see tiny ladies that arent even up to your younger sister, talk to you anyhow

Its just our poor mentality and attitude towards the Nigerian environment.
May God help us

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Family › Re: Man Disappears Over Wife’s Third Set Of Twins by khalebzy(m): 10:48am On Jul 03, 2015

RedEagle:
It is sad to see that the man didn't want to be involved fully in the family planning process.

It is a lesson to us all. Family planning is not left for the woman alone.

Families should get counselling from the appropriate professionals. It is mostly free

Anyway, children are a blessing.

blessing at the right time, curse at the wrong time

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Family › Re: Man Disappears Over Wife’s Third Set Of Twins by khalebzy(m): 10:48am On Jul 03, 2015

bhhjb

Health › Re: FUNAAB Says Fishes In Lagos Lagoon Poisonous, Warns Nigerians To Beware by khalebzy(m): 10:43am On Jul 03, 2015

eluquenson:
Relax guy, omo yoruba parankutu lemi oh, dats just a slangs if you know which means NO PROBLEM in benue language.

lol..you caught me grin

Health › Re: FUNAAB Says Fishes In Lagos Lagoon Poisonous, Warns Nigerians To Beware by khalebzy(m): 10:30am On Jul 03, 2015

eluquenson:
Na so brother i no go lie, our bone strong die
nfana ibaga

Kileleyi nso?...shey mo jo omo ibo ni

Oniranu

Yesso my brother

Health › Re: FUNAAB Says Fishes In Lagos Lagoon Poisonous, Warns Nigerians To Beware by khalebzy(m): 10:27am On Jul 03, 2015

eluquenson:
Lagosians beware oh
This Lagos lagoon where all feces are deposited everyday
All the fresh fish, Panla, Apo fish & co.

Na hin dey make us fresh! cheesy

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Health › Re: FUNAAB Says Fishes In Lagos Lagoon Poisonous, Warns Nigerians To Beware by khalebzy(m): 10:27am On Jul 03, 2015

ok. next please

Celebrities › Re: What Dencia Wore To The 2015 BET Awards {pictures Here} by khalebzy(m): 2:26pm On Jun 29, 2015

kendraloops:
Thanks sir! Have a great day!!

you welcome

Celebrities › Re: What Dencia Wore To The 2015 BET Awards {pictures Here} by khalebzy(m): 2:00pm On Jun 29, 2015

hatux:
Wannabe...

Who invited her self

Did she also invite you to looks on her comment? tongue

Celebrities › Re: What Dencia Wore To The 2015 BET Awards {pictures Here} by khalebzy(m): 2:00pm On Jun 29, 2015

kendraloops:
op, its "wore" please.

She's just a lady gaga wannabe, may she find what she's looking for.

Bleep! you talk too much undecided

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Celebrities › Re: What Dencia Wore To The 2015 BET Awards {pictures Here} by khalebzy(m): 1:59pm On Jun 29, 2015

Stewpeed! attention seeker angry

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Crime › Re: My Experiences With Pick-pockets by khalebzy(m): 6:45pm On Jun 26, 2015

tellwisdom:
Poor boi jumping buses

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Crime › Re: My Experiences With Pick-pockets by khalebzy(m): 6:45pm On Jun 26, 2015

Shey yours was pick pockets?

Mine was a group of guys, they just stormed on me like i stole something, started beating me up then later robbed me of my stuffs.Thank God i made away with my Tablet and My life.Horrible experience

I pray for such guys,
even when you become born again, Evil shall not depart from you and your household angry

Amen!

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Christianity Etc › Re: The Plight Of An Ogbanje (witch Children) by khalebzy(m): 4:59pm On Jun 26, 2015

Is This one writing a story book?mtheuw
Biko go straight to the point undecided

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Politics › Re: Political Cartoon - Nigeria's Biggest Thieves Panic by khalebzy(m): 4:20pm On Jun 26, 2015

Not funny to me sad

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Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Meets Arase, Inspector-General Of Police by khalebzy(m): 6:42pm On Jun 24, 2015

pinkycute:
Mtchewwwwwwww

Bad belle is allowed kiss

Celebrities › Re: Korede Bello Meets Arase, Inspector-General Of Police by khalebzy(m): 6:42pm On Jun 24, 2015

hazyfm:
[size=28pt]WHY KOREDE JUST THEY LOOK THE MAN BELLE[/size]

NIGERIAN POLICE AND POT BELLY
PARTNERING SINCE 1904

Hin wan use am compose hin next musik grin

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