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Literature / Re: Nairaland Book Of Puns- Lovers Of Wordplay, Let's Pun! by Khaoticpsalm: 9:59am On Jul 21, 2016
"Haters claim they cant SEE any talent in me even though i am flowing like a WATERFALL but HARK(arch)-
Enemies gon realize I(eye) be the problem as soon as this CATARACT-FLOW comes(cums) to SIGHT like facial".my rap lyrics.contains lots of puns,with connectivity.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Share Your EFCC Physical Screening Experience Here!!! by Khaoticpsalm: 9:49am On Jun 23, 2016
Has the screening for those that applied with SSCE taken place?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Shortlisted Candidates For EFCC Graduate Cadre by Khaoticpsalm: 7:53pm On Jun 22, 2016
I applied with my o'level result but yet to get a text.damn!
Politics / Re: My 1985 Ouster Caused Crippling Of Naira —Buhari by Khaoticpsalm: 3:16pm On Apr 23, 2016
i seriously dont know what's wrong with most people here...
All he's trying to say is "if the devaluation of naira didnt have positive impart on the country then,why should we consider devaluing the naira now"but most people here too foolish to dig that

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Rap Battles / Is This Dope? by Khaoticpsalm: 10:13am On Apr 11, 2016
Pidgin freestyle: I am fuccked up like pesin wey dem rappe ontop roof... Dem say puci dey sweet but i only bang if it's free of charge,awoof... address the audience with skill,dressed to kill,u can say i get that jackie chan tuxido for my WAR drobe.U go die(dye) here(hair) like wole soyinka even if the vest u wear na bullet proof... Am a canibal but i no dey eat clowns,cos dem dey taste funny... This bish dey funny,she gets Hot and starts masturbating any time i dey brag about tins i no get or talk about money... Ya cnt dig my lines,Like a bird made with tungstan,this pigeon(pidgin) cant be easily broken,your father... Am done(Don) with the verse like corleone,the godfather...
Phones / Re: Your Smartphone Is Smarter Than You... Reasons by Khaoticpsalm: 4:12pm On Jan 12, 2016
I've a smartphone with a dumb a.ss battery lol
Phones / Re: Your Smartphone Is Smarter Than You... Reasons by Khaoticpsalm: 4:11pm On Jan 12, 2016
I've a smartphone with a dumb asss battery lol
Politics / Re: Dasukigate: EFCC Arrests Jafaru Isa, APC Chieftain by Khaoticpsalm: 1:17am On Jan 08, 2016
I dont know y some people are so stupid he should arrest fashola 4 not collecting his share or what?u all know all this arrest is on the arms money embezlement,he should leave that inconclusive and start arresting other people indiscriminatly? haba.he didn't even do that to pdp.
Education / Re: The Only English Sentence That When Read In Reverse Will Still Be The Same by Khaoticpsalm: 1:45pm On Dec 28, 2015
"Was it eliot's toilet i saw" spelt backwards still the same
Rap Battles / New Here,looking For Someone To Brawl by Khaoticpsalm: 4:00pm On May 16, 2015
Who's in for a topical brawl?

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