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Yungmilio2:
i only went there once to chow Fish

Only chow fish

I no trust ya ooo

Yungmilio2:

hausa gals no fine jare
nah fulani and hausa combination dey fine
all the fine girls wey you see - if you find out their origin nah either one of them be fulani
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u go call buhari daughters hausa
them be mix nah

This guy sabi hausa gals atall


As in pure hausa no be all this attached hausa oooo like berom,magavul etc ooo

Dhamielawlah:
Yeah n0w y0u sayin d ryt thing..and pls dnt criticize us agn 0.k mister??

All ma SW frnds would crucify me when they come online tomorrow but by then I'll be long gone


Like I said I was jus pulling your legs ni...

MzLarem:
Hmm..jst continue making we frm d southwest feel inferior..nd cntinue making pple like moi who avnt visited any northern state feel insignificant..its cool..we'll jst observe cluelessly

Wetin you still d do by this time


Go back to sleep

Yungmilio2:
LOL
school brought me to kwara
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i don't know the road to the village i originated from
thou

Eleyi gidigan

Dhamielawlah:
Ahhh khassy i wish i c0uld just prove you wrong..we dont bleach!!!

Na Lagos people d bleach abi Ibadan gaks

Yungmilio2:

shey the ones wey you see for broadway
does olosh...?
them no be kwarans
them just come hustle for kwara nah

So you self d go Broadway abi


Awom weyrey sha

Dhamielawlah:
Ilorin East Lga..and as 4 d environs me n0 knw dat 1 jaree..

This one no sabi her village self... Hahababababababab

Yungmilio2:

why u think say my tone change entirely
yoruba no deu fluent for my mouth
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been to
Jos, kaduna, kano, bauchi, jigawa, part of maiduguri
niger, nasarawa, lol abuja , kwara n kogi
for west
lagos, ibadan n ogbomoso , ogun ( plenty times ) , pass tru osun edo ondo n ekiti never been dere on foot )

Kogi and Benue are my base so don't even count that one Kike somewhere I've been

SW= Lagos,Oyo,Osun(ikirun/osogbo), Ogun(heheheheh...Lagos side own sha) Ekiti (ikole,oye)

Dhamielawlah:
I w0nt argue anym0re because i think it depends 0n what we think ryt??

Lol

One of those rare moments when I reply females

Heheheheh


Anyways was jus kidding sha... Kwara gals ain't bad ooooo




S/O to Mhz_Darhmie

Funny you have the same name with my crazy friend

Dhamielawlah:
and if i may ask h0w u take kn0w say kwara gals get stretch marks??u bin dey examine/inspect all 0f dem??

All wey I know get stretchmark abi you wan prove me wrong


Omo jus lock up... Kwara gals = Stretch mark +- bleaching

Yungmilio2:
how u take see the stretch marks?

Shey I blind ni.


Especially for their leg and dem go still wear tight small skirt wey dem go d draw am down every time



Mtxhewwww

Yungmilio2:

nah so my abokis be
sometimes them fit no collect money
but the bad side b say
if riot start now - nah only go dem they hear
and them dey always listen to their elders/leaders
and nah their leaders they instigate them
them go just dey burn things any how
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all doess ones wey go don inhale solution - them no know waiting be death again - brain dead go dey cuz wahala
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but nah the few way wise among them still makesense pass

Hahahah

Dose solution guys no get head atall ooo

Dem fit kill you bcus of #5 if dem dn take wells


Anyways I still like my Hausa brothers sha

Dhamielawlah:
If i hear..see 4get 0 we have cute baes 4rm kwara..u knw d tin is dat m0st 0f us d0nt live in kwara n0ni..shey u get?

I get

Stillbdoeant change d fact that Hausa gals beat una for beauty

Yungmilio2:
no mind we kwarans
but guy no forget say our fulani n emirates babes dey fresh gan
nah because you dey oke odo nah him make u no dey see them o
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and most of them no dey stay kwara

But them sha get stretch mark na


Be like dem curse kwara gals with stretch marks.... Show me one wey no get den I go dash you my accommodation fee

Yungmilio2:

Lol gbayi - washere
back den in jos before the crisis of a tin btw the fulanis n berom
jos used to be a sweet place
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the cold weather like that of canada
early morning on the street of plateau - u see white men n ladies joggling
the ibo men at the main market with thick okrika cardigans
harmattan period them no born you to bath with ordinary water
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my elder sisters schooled in FGC Azare in bauchi
and they would find tour different places - also went to Potiskum - Borno ( Now a place of death )
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rewind back to duste ( Jigawa ) mum got transfered from lagos to jigawa - kidan radio ( salah period was amazing )
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kano n kaduna - going to kaduna last yr ( i was fucking scared - don't want to hear BOOM )
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BACK THEN NORTH WAS THE MAIN PLACE
AND IT IS STILL THE MAIN PLACE - BUT ONLY ILORIN N ABUJA SURE PASS

Seems you no north more than I do ooo


Been to Kaduna,Katsina,Kebbi,Sokoto,Niger,Taraba,Nasarawa,

Haven't only been to Ondo in SW and Jo's I NC


SS and SE= haven't been there

Yungmilio2:

Lol gbayi - washere
back den in jos before the crisis of a tin btw the fulanis n berom
jos used to be a sweet place
l
the cold weather like that of canada
early morning on the street of plateau - u see white men n ladies joggling
the ibo men at the main market with thick okrika cardigans
harmattan period them no born you to bath with ordinary water
l
my elder sisters schooled in FGC Azare in bauchi
and they would find tour different places - also went to Potiskum - Borno ( Now a place of death )
|
rewind back to duste ( Jigawa ) mum got transfered from lagos to jigawa - kidan radio ( salah period was amazing )
l
kano n kaduna - going to kaduna last yr ( i was fucking scared - don't want to hear BOOM )
l
BACK THEN NORTH WAS THE MAIN PLACE
AND IT IS STILL THE MAIN PLACE - BUT ONLY ILORIN N ABUJA SURE PASS

Nasarawa sure na

Dhamielawlah:
wait khassy and who are these so called Arewa gals 0??

Hausa/Fulani gals

Dhamielawlah:
hehe u j0king ryt??c0mparing minna/kaduna gals to wetake it back joor..

Wait you kidding right

Pls tell me you are cus I can't believe anybody would compare Arewa gals with any tribe gals in Nigeria

Dhamielawlah:
Ahhhh khassy the THUNDER CUSTOMISER..and wait my 5000MW thunder is actually specialised just 4 yhu and n0 one else so pls enj0y it while it lasts..and 0hh u can thank me later.

Abeg shey you wan follow me drag thunder ni.. Seems its been a while since you got banned abi.. Just kontinu when you see 2wks ban you'll stop

Yungmilio2:
lol bad guy

Remember entering bike from Oke odo to offa garage and paying the guy just 70 cus I was jus gisting the guy in Hausa till we reash

Dhamielawlah:
Hanhan just say the truth nah..i know that y0u are feeling us and that you wish u were 4rm kwara state..shhh d0nt ask mhe h0w i knew..just c0nfess and i w0nt tell any1 shotigbo??

Feeling kwara people... Bae you joking right?


Where did you keep em Minna gals or Kaduna gals to think of thinking of to think of kwara gals


Abeggi make I hear word

Kwara koh.... Palm kernel ni

LEGITLAYO:
https://www.nairaland.com/2562578/how-deal-emotional-depression see wetin una Don cause boigrammz especially you khassy .
Our guy is emotionally depressed

Make I go finish am

Omo food dn dn for boigrammz today



Wheesin show make we end this boy career now now abeg

Darkchocolate:
.

For dot com

BoiGrammz:
I'm depressed.. I just dot feel comfortable with myself, I'm losing it

Make I buy otapiapia come give you for ur deathbed abi




Next time follow me d drag talk see if you no go depressurize like flat tube



See him head like garden egg self


Cc
Wheesin
Idgaf
Agent9
Yungmilio2
Rkarang
Legitlayo
Reekado
Elraykhalifah
Duke59

Dhamielawlah:
Henhen shey y0u dnt knw that sango pikin can xperience thunder ni??buh ur own go dey different and modernized sha..so d0nt lemme get angry 0.

For the records I customise thunder to suit my taste... Your thunder might likely have a comet shape and charged with 5000MW of electricity to strike,kill,bury and mourn you so thread wisely

Dhamielawlah:
Nah..Olodo its kwara and n0t k0gi.

This one na even omo kwara sef



All those stretch mark people abi

Dhamielawlah:
Hanhan khassy its 0kay i knw dat the truth always hurts..eehya pele..buh if u try am ehn u g0 just dey xperience series of thunder 4 ur syd.

Laughs and falls off maggi cube


Thunder wan faya who Sango pikin


I laf in Chinese... Kikititipopololohahahahha

Dhamielawlah:
Wait Wah ab0ut the pe0ple 4rm n0rth central??shey we be hausa??

You from Kogi abi

GideonG:
You are right Khassy, i've heard the same too but I think Northwest constitute the whole hausa, and here in the northeast you can only see kanuri, fulani and northern christians. No single hausa.

Yea that's cus Kano indigene are the native Hausa speakers plus sokoto and they relatively the highest populated areas in Arewa


Areas like Kebbi have so many tribes can't recall them self same for Katsina and Jigawa
















Wait oooo


Shey we NC too na Arewa abi

Yungmilio2:

same for me man
as a yoruba boy - i have this kind of Hausa tone
in lagos - some will call me aboki - including one of my aunt.

same thing happened in ilorin - ( had an issue with a taxi driver and the next thing he said was ( eyin omo aboki oshi yi ) all this yeye hausa boys ) .
and me be Like WTF - i just smiled and left

Speaking Hausa always gives me an edge whenever I go to maraba, post office, zango or ipata mrkt.... Lesser price always for me even bike man sef I no d pay complete once I speak Hausa give the man

Dhamielawlah:
I W0nder wh0 released khassy 4rm detenti0n..they c0uld have just left yhu there jaree*tongues out*

If I knock you SLAP ehnnnnn