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mkbadeniyi:
Temmi001 just dey blow grama sha.... I was expecting somtin like linguistics and the likes, life no hard reach all those grama u pour 4 ground now. I pray we all smile @ the very end sha. Almost everybody has been displaying his/her level of madness since.the race is not for the swift o, getting 82 doesn't guarantee your admission, nah naija we dey.... Quote me o.

this guy na weyrey boi aswear

rkarang:
My dear friend!

I would rather you stopped dragging with "perfectionist".

That everybody should reason in the same way... A reflection of an imaginary world and the endless chaos that bedeviled our community.

Dress code in sch A, no dress code in sch B. Oh, there must be dress code in all schs! No, there shouldn't... Then, everyone keeps fighting for dominance...


No wonder, I love sociology!

those guys hardly quarrel... one guy for my lodge
(we can argue like mad in my hostel ehn... you know as e d be if man u, Madrid and barca fans jam na )
... even if we d tear ground d guy no go join us he go jus d laf but if he startvhis own.... na till next week and why I like am be say he d always get intelligent arguments




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Reekado:
Nice one dawg, Bless!

when I was just about to curse you with awaiting banses

Reekado if you no comment for here now ehnnn


I go swear for you and you go dbget awaiting ban's

u just d look since ... maka why na

rkarang:
To my dear aspirants!

Dunno if you've heard of "two out of five rule"? This simply implies that you should be careful in choosing your answer.

Out of the five options, the examiner will make one option to pose as if it's the right answer. It will be very close in meaning/fact to the right answer.

Therefore, you should carefully review your options before selecting.

Furthermore, option A is "most often" a threat. It will look obvious- as if it's the right answer. Painstakingly check other options before you decide to choose em.

Then, make sure you pay attention to quantifiers... Such as: all, except, likely, some, only, probably, etc.

Remember to study "parallelism" too (for ENG questions).

na me only me dn discover say Ilorin d like set option B as correct ansa

oboi if ah d CBT and I no sabi ansa I no d think.... B straight oooo

Temmi001:
then swerve and eschew quoting me

dafuq you just quoted me and it's imminent I do d same

LAST BULLET
I don't do e-war with femmes if not ehn....


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Temmi001:
With due respect bro,are you sure you're receiving any formal education as i type?isn't ur show of immaturity a misalignment with the institution's maxim,'probitas doctrina'?If your reply is in the affirmativ,then i'ld convincingly say without sounding defensive that you are just one of the academic ragamuffins without ethical responsibility. wouldn't it be sensible if u just read,criticized and inferred without passing some insults?Alas,you fell amongst the juvenile delinquent.going by the 'silence is golden' catchphrase,you would have made some sense if you just read and jumped-pass.if you tag communication as grammar,then i'm scared you'll be having language issues.
In response to you hearing from me after the much anticipated post-utme exams,then i'ld advise you shove pride off you

I still DGAFF so dafuq you'll do?

and quoting me with all your stewpid words still doesn't portray you as smart to me...


LAST BULLET
don't judge any body by his online gimmick..

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rkarang:
My guy, na for hustling things Man must chop corn before October

washêrē

ayokunlei:
... And be very mindful of how you answer ur question, dont be too anxious,I mean Unilorin cbt is simple but technical; a question will have 2 similar possible answer ,just make sure you choose the best answer that suits the particular question.

reminds me of
CSC102 basic programming
Hello world.
hello world

that . at the first hello world made most of us fail


last bullet
no do oversabi or overconfidece

look every ansa wella

rkarang:
I'm seriously jacking for tomorrow's class but the thread is so animated that I keep coming back


Khassy #Kobami

hahaha jackometer
I no even carry any book come house cuss I no wan remind myself of am again


to October tins. ma rest from book wahala for now

rkarang:
Exactly what I asked him yesterday

hahaha okay ooo

rkarang:
Khassy seems not to give a damn ooo

Baba, how hustle joor Man needs money

just finished editing my CV

job hunting tins tomorrow..... range rover must be bought this semester oooo

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BoiGrammz:
am an aspirant too. But I've not written jamb

this guy na troll?

dpacificheraclx:
Eeeh! I'm +ve my post is responsible for all these tumultuous comments and incessant cyber-hubbubs.... Don't get me wrong, there's a misconception somewhere, My post wasn't made for the purpose of revolt against the Vets, elders and pioneers of this forum, it's an attempt to atleast limit or curb some acts I thought was un-ethical that some aspirants and Vets(including Rkarang n'Khassy) thought was ethical, So apologies to the Elders I'm +ve we'd all laugh over all these some day after the Aptitude Test with some drinks to appease and pacify the angry gods

manage this one

duke59:
Don't understand dis movement o.are d remz student writing the postjamb b4 d jambites

no but then go first una register sha

ayokunlei:
Let's entertain more of questions this time around.
To the aspirants, if you have any question bugging ur mind about the school, bring it up.
If you are a prospective of any of this courses, ask questions regarding such department. Statistics, Maths, physics, ...
I have been in ur shoes before likewise every other returning students. Ask what you feel like knowing.
You can also reach me on whatsapp. 08178110803.

let's see if any body would ask
later is we wan fine chill then go say we d disturb

omo ale jati jati fall this thread sha
quote me wrongly and watch tunda faya you in 6D


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rkarang:
Alright now, I've modified my posts... @Yusluv2014 and Khassy, kindly help me to do just that to the said posts.


God bless!

My teacher said "never look back with regret, only look forward with expectation"

micynute94:
@rkarang
@ khassy.. ma guy..

if u like talk from morning till night about scores n ladies.. hehehe. I dey yr back...
Actually ur convo dey ginger me jare n it's making my already "Family size" appetite for unilorin double..
Don't wanna call names but e fight dey scratch me..

U ppl shouting n ranting about how unethical the staylites behavior are, in one word.. KYFMS.. I mean STFU!..

Wat v u guys contributed so far except ask about one foolishh past question or the legendary " Z d post ume form out ".
Had it bin that u v a li2 brain, u will know Google z ur friend n unilorin website last time i checked is still functioning...

When i remembered how this thread gatz to b ehnnn... d idi** of a being who created dz thread... where z she?.
Got to a stage i v to leave UI thread here on NL cos ppl were thinking i was a UI aspirant, it was so active...

Make una no just annoy me at all.....
If u r tired of their stories, get a car, a map n drive straight to hell...

Even from their jokes n comments, I now know acc bla bla bla z hard n bla bla bla...
Atleast i like d fact they keep drumming to my ears that Unilorin ain't beans.....

Ciao.......

ma nigga this is one of the most sensible pay here so far

that legendary...... part actually got me lafing
talking bout the senseless OP.... ma keep quite sha

ayokunlei:
Let's entertain more of questions this time around.
To the aspirants, if you have any question bugging ur mind about the school, bring it up.
If you are a prospective of any of this courses, ask questions regarding such department. Statistics, Maths, physics, ...
I have been in ur shoes before likewise every other returning students. Ask what you feel like knowing.
You can also reach me on whatsapp. 08178110803.

10 ORIJIN's for my nigga
all this people looking for e-war if I start with una ehn una go chi chomtin

shebi u know as e d always be... no be by seriousness person d take pass exam oooooo


LAST BULLET
everybody get him own pinion... no carry my matter for head like gala. face yourself

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Temmi001:
good-day fellow nairalanders. going by common sense,i think it's totally absurd,uncalled for and rather a show of possession,the discussion of issues that are utterly irrelevant to the supposed aspirants.Literally,it Would do some good to realise that,aspirants are a group of people who long to spend some agreed years Within the confines of the academic enclave,thus,the naiveity of most of them is rather undefined.They're eager to know the modus operandi therein,even if its obvious,with time,they'll get acquainted with campus happenings,save for a few of them ,who have perhaps being around the citadel.don't you think discussing campus happpenings may directly or inirectly spur their looming exams?this is psycholgical.Discussing exams perfomance is just a monumental time wastage,and an aberration from the purpose of the thread.No doubt,the aspirants have played a crucial role in the status quo,the stalites ought to be issue-based.as regard ,the crave for page number,i!ll say it's just some infantile tantrums,utter fiddlestick and an act of juvenile delinquency,which I Wouldnt want to believe,because i assume everyone here is an adult....
To the aspirants,I opine you just take solace in the chinese apophtegm,'softly softly catchee monkey'...
Constructive and well-mannered criticisms are welcome otherwise would be humbly ignored.
Thank you.

GUESS WAH











IDGAF what you think Bae

would love to see your comment after the post ume
and dafuq who said this was about pages... this about old time buddies chilling out and having fun and if you ain't satisfied with that... hit the unfollow button and quit the bitching Ms Grammarian cus it's utterly useless and of no point since we ain't goon take instructions from nobody ma'am


dafuq I jus mentioned my nigga;P

rkarang:
You know I have penchant for... but let's adhere strictly to the new rules. Perhaps, momentarily...

hahahha
1hr is momentarily enuf na

rkarang:
I certainly don't have respect for peevish and obnoxious folks.

Few weeks ago, I posted 13 questions, I had the intention of posting more but was not encouraged... Besides, we've always been answering intelligent questions from aspirants. [eg quota for each department, likely questions, etc]. Even to the extent of praying for them.

Actually, this doesn't surprise me at all. In last year UTME thread, a lady once directed her repulsive post to me... saying "instead of them to be studying, they're busy..." As if passing exams requires not playing at all.

Well, I don't find it difficult to identify pain in the head folks... They always appear serious, even in academic activities, but we certainly Know them


Last bullet:

Bad manager fixes blame, while a good manager fixes fault. If you feel our discussion is not pertinent to the topic under discussion, fix em. You attend UNILORIN right? Then; it won't be new to you that even in classroom (a supposed serious place right?), there's always "digression". [You can verify that in our GNS text:listening skill ]

this nigga must be a wizard










how come you said exactly what was on my mind but smarter....? omo scholars sha: D

IDGAF:
Well,4 ur info,am an aspirant,plus we are all entitled 2 our opinion.
But,I tink we all have a role in assisting each other with things that cud aid our success.I search 4 info regularly if there's any, and post it here............What role have u been able 2 play? It's rhetorical,so I don't need ur ansa...........Anyway,let's just kill it and start thinking of ways 2 help each other,exam is nigh!!!

this is ma nigga talking sense
one of the few aspirants with number 6

10 of these for you ma nigga ;P;P

eniolaamoda:
Dat is where u guys r wrong
U guys r so blind
So dis is all about thread pages
Mscchhheew
And for ur info am not an applicant brov

??

eniolaamoda:
Guy call a spade a spade
Bcus a ladys husband is impotent does dat warrant the gate man to have sex with her.

If d applicant have nuttin to do Dan past questions then leave dem alone it still their thread bro

U guys coming here talking issh bout ur courses nd scores how does dat solve d issue

Pls swerve abeg
U don't have a point

dafuq you want us to do

dawg if you ain't satisfied go open a new thread nigga and BTW the last time I checked the OP wasn't an applicant ... dafuq you were doing all the while

no lemme start with you oooo... today na Sunday


BTW what issue do you need us to solve for you


nigga take your time ... we chilling here doesn't mean you take us for a joyride... if ah call ma squad for you ehnnnnn

the only tin I see is 444 deaths in 39 days

Fvxk the DauraDullard

Yusluv2014:
u r right ,the only thing wey those applicants know is dat "HELP M SEND PAST QUESTIONS TO MY MAIL ACCOUNT"...They should try to bring another thing like solving questions here together, teaching themselves a particular subject etc.Exam is nearer...

aswear this applicants too like show say them sabi book
make post ume result shows first... anybody wey d do oversabi and he no pass ehnn


na den me and the person go start JUPITER DESCENDING

IDGAF:
Dude! The only group at faults are the applicants,have a check on Uniben's thread and see what they have goin on.They are somwhere around page 300 while Ilorin is at 52.There's no starlite on their thread,yet..........!!!
They solve questions and all dat,share latest info.All without the help of starlite
So don't blame starlites 4 hijaking the thread,if applicants needed help,they wud render,but as it stands applicants don't seem 2 need any!!!

uniben wey we d follow drag before don give us gap and that's a slap to WE

that Whatsapp group is what's keeping everybody outta here....

DISBAND IT?? I THINK SO

Yusluv2014:
yup,u are right..Mr zayad like ICAN questions very well.I no that majority of those questions are picked from ICAN questions...Hope we do better than this in Acc205..

ICAN for 100L exam?
that's why I live my faculty

#TeamCIS
#TeamICS

duke59:
D stalites are trying to keep d threat lively u ppl are complaining b4 dey came did u guys do anything other than asking for pass questions.abeg free dem

one bottle of ORIJIN for this nigga

jayboy17:
Y can't u say sumfin better 4 d aspirants!!

I ask you a simple question ... ansa me b4 I begin with you


WHERE DID I POST MY SCORE?


BTW what should I tell the aspirants??