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Hahahaha....hmm.

This piece will move pages in the joke section.

This is a serious case. Was it a delibrate attemp to kill her husband? And why? These are yet to be known.

A friend of mine told me a similar sour story about 2 years ago in lag, where a woman's husband and his gangs came to rob the woman. The woman tried to defend herself on the process of she killed her husband. Thereafter, the family of the husband accused the woman of delibrately killing her husband.

Hmm... Be like say this guy real get the people for him heart? But beer parlour? Mba nu nu..


I hope say as you dey go there u no dey follow them shayo or take sheekpe?

aumeehn:
i mek good use of my brain!!

lol..ok

Maku maku... Nice effort!

Seems we will be seeing more of your stories these days.


But which of the cults came to meet you? Ombatse or any other unknown one?

aumeehn:
okokobioko.......lies from the pit of hell!!!

lol.. U sef! Why u say na lie?

jchima14:
Nairalanders una wicked o. Una no fit give the man small "Eyaaa. awww"

lol.... Na because them no believe am.. Eyah 28km everyday u try oo..!

Weldone!!! u don try for your country!



She retired at 38, and who says Xavi can't play uo to 40?

Arsenal hardly play two stikers up front.

Before una wan do the other way round?





Oga minister when will the power generation increase?

Ameen! Jazakallahu khairan op!

Wonder why people indulge in what is not beneficient to their health? Some will tell you '' it is like blood tonic to them'' imagine? This shows how far the addiction has gone.

May Allah make it easy for them stop, ameen!!!

Ibnsultan:
People running helter skelter as Military Choppers drop bombs in Mubi. Pray for Mubi my Hometown."

may Allah save mubi from boko haram

ameen!

Ganjaman pass him the lighter!

Once it is in their blood, it will be difficult to stop. I don't know what anyone gain from such things.

Imagine! Someone will tell you '' weed is like blood tonic''

experimentist:
u r not sure na, I need a straight-forward answer.. No time o!

am sure now!

experimentist:
do ur homework well gademit!

Calculator is allowed!

u have not checked my last answer above this ya post oooo...

jchima14:
But I need the bicycle first so that i no go waka 14km to school go ask my teacher

hahaha... So na your teacher you wan make he help us answer am? Lol

Teacher teacher where u dey?? E be like say you ma dey one corner dey seriously calculate ooooo...

I think the answer is 83,220km in 18 years. I get am

jchima14:
I stil dey think but i fit get the bicycle first

answer amm first na?

tpia6:
Yes, the real question is were shoes present or absent.


Almost everybody outside lagos walks to or from school at some point.

But some do it without shoes.

lol...

experimentist:
where's ur formula? Hw do u come to dat conclusion?

that was wrong sir, I think am wrong again sir.

We have 365 days in a year. If he covers 14km in a day. 14km multiply by 365 days will give us the distance in a year.... Thinking...

Chei I don miss am again. Teacher I dey come!

Uncle me me me again.........................................................







He covered 13,870km in 18 years sir!

experimentist:
Answer this question and win a bicycle..

- if maku walked 14km daily to pry school for 6years, walked another 14km to secondary school for another 6years and 10km to university for 6years.. How many kilometers does he covers in 18years?

uncle me me me me.................



38km sir!

ntyce:
Playing the poverty game like his ex boss Jona who had no shoes.
But 14km daily, the guy should be fit enough to represent nigeria in the marathon races.

Liebaran Maku

bros u correct! I wonder why we haven't got any marathon runner?

RockMaxi:
Oga ex-minister, you sure say you know what you are saying, that is 7,000metres to school as a child and 7,000metres back not even as a teenager.
Please who did the measurement? Haba! please tell us something real and factual.
Nigerian Politicians are always from a humble beginning. And truth be told those from humble beginning rarely say it.

bros u have a point there ooo... I was about asking when will he reach? 2 or 3 hours before closing time??

Kaeboy:
but u had a shoe...........

lol... This guy eh!

Fifa why una dey give them lengthy time to think na? next time just tell them if they do am again, na straight ban.

I no know why we no fit follow due process without yeye interference to conduct common Nff election.

Hmmm... Interesting!

e be like say you miss road ooo.... Family section/romance section dey that door there.......... Eh! Yes to your right.

Che!!! 800 gi ni for membership?

So sad how people are being manipulated and deceived!

don't know the authencity and veracity of this news?, but he who brings insect infested firewood from the farm, invites the lizard to his house.

We will get to know the truth soon!

chaloner:
Dats nice but I jus dey pity dat person wey go waka say him dey go barrack to go collect light money or to cut their light ..... RIP in advance

lol... That one go be like suicide!

If they wan collect light money, na to slash am from their salary else...no be only moda go occur fada and broda go join.

Wait make I type the question for Nairaland search I think e go bring the best answer...

asandigbo:
do u blame them? they are simply following the foot step of their leader Mohammed. may Christ have mercy.

why won't u blame them? is it every thing that they do that their prophet approve of? Does Muhammad (saw) approve of abducting and molesting women against their will?? If yes provide me with an evidence??

This is the question I have been asking all day long.

Also voltron.. I remember sometimes back may be about a month, 2 or 3 there was a thread in the Islamic section which addresses the abduction and molestation by boko haram. If I find the link I will post it for you.