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wether faculty of science or engineering,its wrong for fayose to slap anybody,except maybe his younger relatives

QueenSuccubus:
Lambs are too meek for my liking...i like a wild beast, i like challenges like how to tame a wild boar...

orisirisi

u might as well wish a horse to fvck u shey

if one sperm win,u go still carry bele,mumu

QueenSuccubus:



Bring that tiger down here in Asia.. Daaamn ,my whip & chains are so hungry to tie down any wild beast

see this one,u never chain lamb finish na tiger u wan chain

Evablizin:
No,he is planning to die.

trouble dey sleep nyanga go wake am


yahaya bello u are evil

e dey hard me to believe,which bank allows customers to withdraw a whooping 3.5m with an ATM.

u didnt subscribed to sms but u collected atm,u see why buhari must go back to daura shey

awom weyrey wan tunti de

i was born in the wrong country

my govt said it was going to pay all unemployed people during their campaign,they also said they will feed schhol children across the nations all these was a big fat stinky lie,but we couldnt see beyond our nose

fadaloord i hav already served hell here in naija,edakun shanu mi

did he die

and this my neighbour has been arguing with me that london is better than UK

i dunno what to tell her oo

wether u like it or not brown roof is synimous with ibadan

argue with shekau

I TELL U,IF MONEY GROW FOR TREE,SOME NAIJA GEHS NO GO MIND MARRY MONKEY

op tell her to be calling u *OPONU*

she be like just #just watch these nairalander mumus that will say nonsense about this pictures#

PLLEASE CAN I HAVE MY SCHOOL FESS BACK

I CAME TO UR HOUSE U DIDNT DEY

if u serve me this thing at party I wee swear for u
rice wet no even reach 4 spoons

it might be true.. some nairalanders are not behaving like human beings naa


****hope say I never chop five years ban like dis****

end time insect

save water.. drink beer.

IMO state is now a laughing something.

eTECTIVe:
Dis one na medical robber.. Where NCAN jare, come and give us status report

NCA, NORHT CENTRAL

the status report of these names are not clear.. I await a fully investigated report from our regional headquarters in plateau, jos before we can publicly made known our stance on these situation..

dear Nigerian army. pls do u want the one u "killed or fatally wounded" during air raids or the one u last saw "disguising as a lady"

on behalf of other confused and tired Nigerians

with Fulani massacre everywhere, snake swallowing millions, senators recording songs i expected Nigeria to be among the top 5

even after the surgery Bob risky no still get nyash reach this guy.

anyways this is madness

return the love by cooking egusi soup for him with the roses

is 17 her "football age"

are u indirectly referring to oga apostle

some of u commit worse crimes


make una allow her rest biko. bag God go sort her matter with angel mikels

I remember my first major relationship

this girl told me to my face that she wouldn't even allow her self to talk to me of she had knew I was a Muslim.. well because I look more like igbo nd it was already late.. she was madly in love with me then

we dated for almost three years... we never expected to last that long.. I miss u nosa... but u had to go to find better happiness, probably a Christian