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Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 9:39am On Nov 16, 2015
edogho:
The thing fear me too when he say "I picked up my broom stick" cool

I think say he go fly follow d bat go meeting sef .. dry thread
grin
fear not,iam just a bat slayercheesy
Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 9:36am On Nov 16, 2015
CindyeMerAld:
whr do u live..sambisa forest? angry
yes behind ur village king's housegrin
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Stuns At AFRIFF 2015 Closing Party - Photos by Khd95(m):
Hehehehe ''stoning'' indeedgringrin
Christianity Etc › Re: New Look Of Ketu And Ikeja Healed Madmen (old and New photos) by Khd95(m): 8:22am On Nov 16, 2015
Ex members of ''awon weyrey 100%'' lagos district
gringringrin hopefuly more will b cured frm NL district
Nairaland General › Re: This Young Guy Died Playing Music With Earpiece On The Road (graphic Photo) by Khd95(m): 8:04am On Nov 16, 2015
I ususaly hang one on my ear or cut it off
omaniblog:
This Accident Happened 13th November 2015

[img]http://1.bp..com/-ZhYYFWm6-Ws/Vkj376Yto0I/AAAAAAAAAPQ/vw4SUG3F5I0/s320/dude_%25289jahub.com%2529.jpg[/img]


From the report i had, he was a dance and stunt guy, His friends said he was a gifted boy.

Was A student of Zero Limit Computers,

He was knocked down by a truck while listening to music with his ‪#‎EarPhone‬ on His way Walking.

Spread the news and save a life now. Learn from this.

http://www.omanifranklin.com/2015/11/this-young-guy-died-playing-music-with.html
lagos drivers are crazily wickedt,they wont even horn until they climb ur leghuh
Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 7:42am On Nov 16, 2015
teebaxy:
Uh just safe millions from contacting Ebola virus cos that's an Ebola agent
baba d fact dat dis guy is a first class primary ebola carrier deserves brutal deathgringringrin


#batslayer
Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 7:41am On Nov 16, 2015
hugoboss70:
Check ur roofing. U definetly have a crack dere were dey enter to hibernate once its day time. The ones u see in ur living area just lost dere way from ur roof to dere feeding grounds. P.S. Dats a fruit bat
baba u made a whole lota sense %100

will do as u have said
Politics › Re: Were Is The 15 Days Darkness by Khd95(m): 7:37am On Nov 16, 2015
My brother no mind dem oponu pple wit their bullshittt talk.
There will nevr b darkness in dis country ijn
we are almost in total darkness,nd some olosi scientist dy yan poo
Education › Re: 10 Mind-boggling Medical Conspiracy Theories by Khd95(m): 7:25am On Nov 16, 2015
End time conspiracies.
Expecially dat obamacarehuh
Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 7:08am On Nov 16, 2015
mazzi:
Op,you did not kill any. Monster you only kill an animal which mistakenly flew into your house. Africans and their way of reasoning sha.
it might mistakenly flew in,but its not just an animal,fruit bats are monsters,they are capable of ex terminating a whole community,u no dis very well.

Pls how do africans reason,cos ure d one who reasoned like ancient men,knowing fully well d potential threat dis bat poses,yet u still call it''just an animal''huh
Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 6:31am On Nov 16, 2015
menix:
Hahahahhah..

OP just killed his Nephew cousin's mum, just watch as Financial prosperity will overflow you nd ur family..

Ur kids will certainly say enough is enough to their class position of 21 out of 20, they will move to 1st nd 2nd position..

My brother Sir, it's well with you.


Lalasticlala food don done oo..
iam not a father yet,but thankscheesycheesy

i meant my elder sister's kids' room,sorry for d misinformation
Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 6:28am On Nov 16, 2015
naijaking1:
@poster,
Please there is no magic here. This is a fruit bat.
Simply look up the life and biology of bats, you will be impressed by what you will learn. Despite the primitive superstition with which we look at these animals, they're simply obeying the laws of biology: looking for food, shelter, and an opportunity to reproduce.

If you're constantly finding bats in your room, I can tell you now that your room is dirty and it harbor foods for them(insects, rats, etc), your room is also likely dark with a lot of hiding places for the animal and it's mate.

Before you go spending your time and money hiring a babalawo or a prayer warrior, simply clean, remove all trash, and kill all vermin in your so-called room or dungeon. Open up the windows in your room, and illuminate the place f or once!

The fear for bats is not because they suck all your blood as in the movies, but because their droppings can give you serious lung disease when you breath them.
the same fruit bat that's spreading ebola O:

i dont even want to no wat specie of bat it is,once i come across them i murder themgringrin

anyways thanks for d info,about my room,i will hold my peace
Family › Re: See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 5:46am On Nov 16, 2015
agarawu23:
I don't expect this trash to make FP .

You killed a bat and so fvcking what ? undecided
its not as if i killed it in d jungle,but in my room for God's sake..
Iam sure ure comfortable having bats,spiders giant rats in ur roomgrin
Politics › Re: MASSOB Blasts Father Mbaka For Describing Biafra Agitation As Evil by Khd95(m): 5:44am On Nov 16, 2015
Oh my...
Car Talk › Re: A Look At Innoson Motors by Khd95(m): 5:40am On Nov 16, 2015
Op just want attention,i can categorically tell u dat he is proud of INNOSON irrespective which part of d country he come frm.


Its only pathetic and chronic saddists doomed not to b successful in their miserable lives will hate on INNOSONhuh
Sports › Re: See Photo Of Football Legend Beckham & His Son Back Then & Now by Khd95(m): 5:34am On Nov 16, 2015
Woow,they look so gud togeda,like father like songrin
Family › See What I Killed In My Room(pictured) by Khd95(op): 5:27am On Nov 16, 2015
I was fully awake around 5:10AM when i noticed something flew over my head, scared and alerted i
jumped up, switched on the light nd wahla, it was this monster undecided

i have heard stories of bat sucking people dry, but this failed, if that was its mission, as i traced it down to the kids's room, managed to chase it out to the sitting...i went for my broom stick, patiently waited for it to come over, the idiot was doing 360 degree over my head, i swooped at it severaly, but did get it.

This thing looks so large when flying, but when i finaly bring it down, it looked like a coinhuh
This isn't the first time i will be killing bats in my house, but this one seems like a dragon to megringringrin

i still havent decipher how they manage to get into my house,but i never fail to slay them when ever they stray incheesycheesy

Politics › Re: When Nigerians Love Foreigners More Than Our Own People (picture) by Khd95(m): 8:58pm On Nov 15, 2015
SirWere:
Learn to use your number 6. The #prayforparis is not only in Nigeria. Didn't France support the Bringbackourgirls campaign. Didn't france aid Biafra during the war? Didn't they offer to fight BH. At last when they call you one-digit IQ morons, you will vex. Chai, I hope you are not youruba.
calm down,no one is against france,but againts facebook.

I tink facebook/mack zuckerberg is being biasedhuh
Nigerian had series of bombing nd shootings where greater number of pple died,but facebook nevr generated a theme to sympathize wit us,why would they generate one for france...is dat not sentimental??
Romance › Re: The Way My Posh Yoruba Pastor Called His Wife ''baby'' While Preaching Today by Khd95(m): 8:56pm On Nov 15, 2015
Worldly pastorgrin
Celebrities › Re: Ardent Fan Runs Into Stage And Grabs Wizkid's Leg At His Concert In Mali(Photos) by Khd95(m): 8:53pm On Nov 15, 2015
I told u,ur songs are registered on pple's head,fear not for ur lost filesgrin


but wish kin end time gel b diss onehuh
Romance › Re: Photo: See How This Baddd Girl Showed Support For France On Facebook *shocking * by Khd95(m): 8:50pm On Nov 15, 2015
End time gel ;-\
Nairaland General › Re: Guy Shares His Experience With Weed! by Khd95(m): 8:47pm On Nov 15, 2015
Drugs for evil spirit.
Rotfl*
na edo scientist go invent dat type oo
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Adam There When Eve Ate The Apple? by Khd95(m): 8:40pm On Nov 15, 2015
Tank God satan no do d needfulgringringrin i wonder wot sort of pikin she for begethuh
na only apple he gave her chop
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Adam There When Eve Ate The Apple? by Khd95(m): 8:39pm On Nov 15, 2015
Tank God satan no do d needfulgringringrin i wonder wot sort of pikin she for begethuh
na only apple he gave her chop
Politics › Re: Breaking: Sporadic Gunfire Heard In Paris Today 15 November by Khd95(m): 8:07pm On Nov 15, 2015
Notin to bomb nd shot for middle east any more so the need to divert attentionhuh
Romance › Re: Is It Normal Not To Be Invited To Your Girlfriend's Birthday Party!! by Khd95(m): 8:04pm On Nov 15, 2015
Dis kin story get Q leghuh
But d party na for ur crib lahuh Why she no go tell u
Romance › Re: Why Can't Girls Leave Me Alone by Khd95(m): 6:59pm On Nov 15, 2015
Chei cheigringringrin
how i wish i can slap or plank pple over d nethuh.


Seun,biko introduce psycho forum na
Nairaland General › Re: Here's What You Need To Know About Lalasticlala.'must Read' by Khd95(m): 6:48pm On Nov 15, 2015
lala is a mysterious sommori for NLhuh
Education › Re: The NASA Moon Hoax : The Lie We Believed. by Khd95(m): 4:42pm On Nov 15, 2015
Nice
Family › Re: Is The Pastor Sleeping With My Wife? by Khd95(m): 4:32pm On Nov 15, 2015
Hahaha,dont send any body to meet father in heaven ooogringrin
just brake his bones biko
Family › Re: Who Else Has This Kind Of Mum? by Khd95(m): 4:28pm On Nov 15, 2015
Not wit yoruba women on lagos marketsgringrin
na ur ancestors dem go insulthuh
Politics › Re: Mbaka Have Being Destroyed With Money And Fake Promises by Khd95(m): 1:54pm On Nov 15, 2015
I sense stale okija weed manifestinghuh

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