depends on your self worth.... if u've got a good level of self confidence and a little sense of humor ur crush will be eating out of your hands that's if u know how to use that to your advantage .....but what do I know, a single dude currently in a faithful relationship with his phone hehe so loving myself

coming at the perfect time..... guess val this year will b a whole lot of fun.... booking a table for one n having a date with myself #weirdest_event in my life cant wait

Sandydayziz:
That's so wrong... I'd never allow my husband kheengjay do such, I don't see it as a duty buh respect.... Except he's doing it on special a occasion like romantic dinner

awwwwn! how sweet #smiling from ear to ear

bae get ready to ger spoilt then..... am not the one to brag but emmm am an awesome cook n romantic candle light dinner will be like an everyday thing

p.s
missing you like kilode

the horror!

NevetsIbot:
Nooooooo. Please nooooo. Don't go. I love you... I can't leave you for mtm or other networks.. They're too expensice and they slash my data and airtime anyhow. Airtel dear, you've been my rock.. Please don't go.

How am I supposed to live without you?. Ion wanna live my life without you.

read the news and am like.yyyyyyyyy lawd yyyyyy!

just walk up to her ......look straight into pair of googly eyes n say



is you is or is you ain't my baby!

SWEET

nelszx:






My brother, Halitosis is not a disease but just the Medical name/terminology for bad breathe and one can't get infected by it (hahaha you are such a clown). Halitosis is not a disease that causes bad breathe, it is bad breathe itself.I know you will tell me to go use Google but if halitosis as you claimed is a disease then help us explain it's pathophysiology. It's like saying Bromhidrosis (medical terminology for body odour) is a disease ....... common now use your number 6.

Kheengjay is right there's no such thing as certified microbiologist in Nigeria cos NSM is just an association that cannot certify themselves let alone you. They have no such power. My brother you are a "graduate microbiologist" not certified.

brotherly God bless you greatly for putting sense into this honorary buffoon.. this dude got me so worked up over nufin, this goat sorry I mean "dude" aka d certified microbiologist kept feeling himself just cos he used one tiny word my 5year old nephew knew from birth....smh.



oh well what can I say feels good to know we still have well learned nigerians like ursef thanks brav once again for correcting his plunder ...do have a great day

NevetsIbot:
That pencil scene wowed me... "made in Nigeria''... Whoever created it is a genius

my pencil n the part where the red robot threw the ferrari..... totally epic mehn

..........HOLLUP............

.........HOLLUP..............

.......HOLLUP...........


800k in this recession

wait what?

.

babz007:
idiot i am a certified microbiologist halitosis is a diseases that causes bad breath.....and for your info i dont impress on nairaland i impress people in a social gathering with my neatness and swag

now I see .... "microbiology" that explains it.......


pity ur lecturers didn't bother to teach u how to use "infect" and "infected" correctly ....pity!


and last time I checked microbiology has no certified counsel operating in nigeria, so niggur stop bragging about being a "certified microbiologist" and improve ur level of #sense ...... best of luck NIGGUR

babz007:
better go see your doctor because you must have been infect with HALITOSIS from pvssy suckin

awwwwwn how cute, baby boo boo playing with little words to sound smart n impress dos little b*tches of his...... smh pray u know meaning the word u just used if not try a word search on google douchbag


P.S ITS "INFECTED" NOT "INFECT".....FACE UR BOOKS BOO BOO N LEAVE DOS LIL B*TCHES OF URS

na scammmm.....

am a polite motherfucker buh I just have to say this



your level of mumu even from this view is staggering!

woooooooow! totally blown away....... for the first time in a very long while am proud to say am a nigerian


nice one

nice one yeah!

.like seriously WTF!!

okay lemme just say this


SEX is GOOD!

but have you ever tasted a well cooked nigerian jollof rice garnished with huge dried fish,liver, plantain with lap of turkey at the side n five alive or hollandia to wash it down.....

.mbok make I hear say I choose sex .........give food anyday, anytime n my royalty to you will never be questioned....lol

signed
#FOODIE_PRESIDENT_OF_NIGERIA.

browniecay:
Thank God for journey mercy....Now in Nasarawa, collected my mattress, lying down in the hostel now and waiting for the reg proper tomorrow...


#NaSKopa.

Corper shun! latest otondo in town ........ go ye n do me proud #smileyface

number 5 is totally the only reasonable explanation .......

#singing.......... this is supppperrrr stoorrryyyyy!

tahhhh

if na me be davido...olorun na prayer n fasting get me cos if this guy "bobrisky" catch davido for corner


............ u can imagine the rest! lol

I always wanted to be the first to comment,but. Hell no!

I mean, who are all these people that comment at the speed of light?

what internet network do they use?

what do they live for?

do they even eat?


walks out of thread #smh

TFC

.

just here reading all em lies like......

lol sandydayziz whats ur take on this?

what manner of fuckery is this?

Not in support of this madness, God nos i cherish my sit ups and bench press .


but come to think of it what is good for the goose is also good for the gander..... time to pay girls back with fake abs and lie lie muscle when dm dy decieve us with fake yash and boobee

just saying

U. S. Marine Corps Forces Special operations command my day one dream......

Adesiji77:

Thread on FP. Hope you eventually made it to "Virginia"

YUP PRIME MINISTER OF VIRGINIA REPUBLIC