lol this reminds me of a similar event at my school..... during a robbery incident this police man johnbosc0 (fakename) standing close to me near one mango tree literally threw away his uniform when he heard sporadic gunshots omo before I open my eyes close dis guy don disappear even ushain bolt still dy learn work for where this guy dy! mehn up till today the man no fit look me for eye lol #nigerian_police_disappearing_since_300bc.

I look and listen to some people and am like over a billion sperm and this is the one that got choosen ...... smh u declined his proposal just cos he was just bin himself #lowkey# now u want him to propose again .....mbok sister receive brain!

NaMeAboki:


Correct, a registered association that can sue be sued would not openly write such an incriminating letter and therefore leave itself wide open to prosecution; it is clearly the handwork of some stupidos who foolishly believe everybody is gullible like them.

exactly

maaa mehhhn......even if na ref card self e totally worth am ngwanu br man con give this correct guy chilled beer.

I smell foul play here...... k.d is so fragile when it comes to religion so someone is just trying to use this southern kaduna killings to disrupt the peaceful state of kd


I pray men of the armed forces remain vigilant and people of kd to stay calm.

#pray for kd #lets live in peace.

Abrupt:

Oh, don't worry yourself. It's just 14 years.

dude that's 14 years with hard labour n ass bruising from other gays........nahhh I beg to differ

wow ........ nice totally worth it

Abrupt:
That moment when you think mermaids are giving BJ underwater..

lol I totally agree......mehn look at the size of that guy's balls got me wondering if theres any gyming exercise meant for that delicate part of the body #no-homo!

can never forget karishika n issakaba.....the former for nightmares and the other for prove of bravery


eg when your primary school teacher flogs the living poo out of u in front of ur crush u just form big boy n say ODESHI! while u excuse yourself to the toilet to seriously cry ur eyes out ...lol miss dos day s mehn!

just waiting for the day science will make a baby with sperm (spermatozoa) i'll just jejely carry my load n leave earth wolaiyi

tor as e be make I just book space settle down dy soak my garrium sulphate while reading comments.




keep it coming folks

right now am high on garri.....so if I tilt my head to the right looks like 1 pawpaw n two agbalumo..... if I now tilt it to the left na 1 pawpaw n two orange ..... then when u press zoom na 1 pawpaw only

drake definitely murdered it dou wizkid was dope but for me he was jus....THERE!


ALL IN ALL NICE TRACK

QueenOfcasting:
casted and pummeled: ticket tormented by the wicked hands of bookies. annihilated by the forces the punter cannot explain then swept and bundled into the dark pits of Valhalla never to be sighted again forever.

lol

turn on ko turn off ni

dangotesmummy:
even at that the students should have shown a little respect. No matter what an elder is still an elderly.yes we know these elders could be annoying but for crying out loud he is your governor. The students should have begged and pacified him and not yell or threaten

Afterall even when your father offends you and you clearly know he's wrong do you insult him or get confrontational.everything is not gra gra

from my own point of view I feel respect is reciprocal okay ....... how can the number one citizen of that state come out n foolishly speak without any form of shame or remorse thereby fueling already angry youth to become more aggressive, these people placed him there and should be given a little token of respect. just saying dou

EniHolar:
Op.. . Can u please show us 'before' and 'after' pix of those that ate it?

lol
madam u wan use am do project work ni.......just asking

TrapQueen77:



Is this for nairaland? Abeeeg, I want to see handsome men...

everywhere I go I see you .......nne u be mtn?

CreamyMoltenLar:
Actually some of them are. Some guys cajole, grovel and debase themselves all in the name of womanizing. Call me proud, but I personally never 'toast' ladies. Women are emotional creatures, just make her laugh and intrigue her via chats and face to face. Women bond easily, get her to feel relaxed around you and the rest is history. Quite frankly we're the ones doing them a favour, what with all the stress we go through to make them happy.

are you my lost twin lol.....you took the words right out of my mouth........ or should I say fingers(typing)

nice view on the topic couldn't have said it better myself .

I am not understanding .....where is the rest immanika?

Yewandequeen:


This is hilarious, I can't stop laughing.

smiles

my first reaction while holding my dick will be like...




chai konji na bastard

wow thls is nice..... thumbs up brov.

much respect for this bae her response to this fan shows her high level of maturity and self worth......


RESPECT!

Mujaheeeden:
How come a young girl like you has such a Sagged breast

buhahahahhahaha naija una no get zero chill wolaiya ..... savage reply bruv lmao

future mother..... chai its a pity

buhahahaahahhahhah..... #Stoled# dis poo got me literally ROTFL....

my two candidates are 1 aubemeyang 2 sergio aguero


cfc fan that I am diego costa go dy bench

Young03:


i asked which one fine pass? not insults

lol am here like

united25:
Am putting Nigeria's 2017 budget on Chris brown

right behind you bruv.....

awon bruce lee I greet u...... okwaya but some pipo get wrk oh ds early morning?!