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luminouz:
How about a million dollars to start with

I'm your new wifey not your genie in a bottle.

luminouz:
Coming right up babe...
*takes Edo airways*

I'll be waiting with open arms.

luminouz:
Oh,how I love to be treated like the Alien King I'm!!!
Continue babe....I'm loving the feel of this!

My King, whatever you desire I will provide.

luminouz:
Really
Where u come put ur husband naaa
Me no want trouble ooo

Don't worry sweetie, if she attempt to harm one hair on your precious head, I will give her a beat down like she never experienced before, "All kinds of uppercuts."

Westaslave2:
U ar mine forever ,khiaa dnt even near him oh i wl mess u up

Sorry wifey, he doesn't want you anymore. He wants the good-good. As much as I feel sorry for your loss, I can't help but gloat.
*Singing* Luminouz is mine mine mine, yes he's mine mine mine, the dog gone man is mine.
Luminouz come and give me some of that sugar.

luminouz:
She said I'm her side husband and I rejected it(by saying side husband Kill/kee Her/westaslave there)
I now pronounced u as my main boo of laive!!
U dig

Westslave2, I told you to step your game up, you can't hang with me. Good loving will win every time. Luminouz, you chose the better woman, now you will be treated like the king you are.

[quote author=luminouz post=75828168]Yinmu....side husband kee u dia
Over to khiaa jare!!! [/quot

What does this mean?

princfred:
Yeah but for my co-worker na. His first name is innocent.

You can explain it to him since you understand what it means.

Alezy:
something like that

OK, I'm done with you.

princfred:
Ok i have translated to the co-worker. Now pony is confusing him too.

Stop playing, you know what the pony is.

nwachukwu9:
My girlfriend also asked me for head, but i have never done that before, i cant imagine myself licking fluid from pussy, no way, i refused to do that, she said she get satisfied from that. I was shocked, most girls that like head are lesbians, that is how the get satisfied

I can't believe you wrote the bolded. When the clit is stimulated the woman becomes aroused, a sensation of euphoria begins, next comes the beautiful orgasm. Don't come back asking me do I know this because I am a lesbian. No, I am not a lesbian, I am a woman, therefore, I have experienced the joy. You boys really need to learn the woman's body. Didn't they teach you anything in health class? My sympathy goes out to your girl.

Alezy:
hnmm

Are you talking about my fantasy?

Westaslave2:
u ar ryt bae ,deep lyk deep inside my ever tight p***sy, oh oh am wet already..i nid a head

Don't post this gay shyt to me. Luminouz come and get your freaky wife.

luminouz:
Dafuq is ijeoma....
Westaslave2 is my bae naaaa..she dey dia sharply!

BUUUUUUUT.You said I was your bae. You are digging that hole deeper and deeper.

luminouz:
Do u know 'wait and get passport'

Let's just say while ur over there,she is helping me out here,n while ur here,she is on leave.....that good for you
Or u want konji to kill me?

No, it isn't good enough for me. I want her thrown out of the house and kicked to the curb. That is what it will take to make me happy.

luminouz:
I no sabi write letter abeg..I no go school....

I guess you forgot who you are conversing with. If you can write those creative alien stories you can write the note and address the issue that I stated. I'm still waiting.

luminouz:
Just tell me what u want!!!

I want a written apology for your cheating, I want you to confess your luv for me, and I want you to kick wifey out of the house "Let the doorknob hit her where the good lord split her." I'll be waiting.

luminouz:
Sure....take two

You cheated on me, it's going to take more than kisses to make me feel better.

Westaslave2:
dnt cry dear ,u can come 2 nigeria 4 ur man but wt fight
.

cos i lave fight, espiacially intimidating mediocre ladies

I don't fight over men, I just whip it on him so good that he will drop you like a hot potato. Luminouz, you better come in here and let wifey know.

luminouz:
Its OK darling, wanna tease u a bit!!

Can you make me feel better, Daddy?

luminouz:
Lol....I never spilled,have I??
Could be zero sexscapades na

But you said "our sexcapades" which implies you and her. My poor heart can't take this cheating.

luminouz:
Lmaoooo...
Rape for where
Did u say 3 fuqin minutes
3mins kill u dia!!!
Seems u want me to spill the beans on our sexscapade abi!?

But you said you were saving it all for me.

Westaslave2:
U again hw many times did i warn u 2 stay clear of him, $$$ *

:m better go n date trump

It's not my fault that he's in love with me. You better step your game up wifey.

luminouz:
U create a sex page bashing men and promoting scissoring and all that shiit and u mentioned me??

Have u fvcked me before to know I'm lazy
MamaV or whatever,no dey use me dey compare with ur lazy ass boyfriend or husband....
Wait o....the way u dey talk of this sex thing,u get borehole for pussy ni? Cuz naso so diick bashing u dey do since yday....

You tell her sweetie.

Bunchersstab:
Look at who we gather here.


Many many lovely days ahead.

Hello Buncher.

husbandsnatcha:
dnt mind her nigerian women lyk 2 hate wt gross animosity dats wat she just did!

N she claims america
i av forgiven her already

There is no way I am Nigerian, you ladies are as phony as a 3 dollar bill.

Alezy:
yeah I did, didn't u see my reply?

Yes, I did but I don't understand it. You said I can do it if I want, but you won't. I'm lost.

BlackSaints:
400 long years and only thing they can invent is rap culture

even their first black president Obama is not even a slave american isn't that right khiaa

Hmmm, I didn't see this. Obama was a lousy piece of crap just like the rest of the African presidents. It took an African man to grant the freedom of marriage to homosexuals in the United States, now that says a lot. He didn't do anything for the people, he only collected money and lived a lavish lifestyle just like all African presidents do.

AngryNigerian22:
she picks her battle very well,see how she avoids blacksaints Mention

When did I avoid Blacksaints? He is a simpleton just like you are.

BlackSaints:
before the white man is a superior being so you don't know?

I'm leaving nairaland for now to google Nigerian inventions. I will get back to you with the results if there are any besides the Philip guy who had a hand in the invention of the computer. Why don't you do the same with black American inventions? Don't let your fear of being wrong keep you from learning. Knowledge is power.

blingxx here is some information that can help you get started on your quest for knowledge.

These are my results. This is for you BlackSaints (On behalf of Black History Month, never fear knowledge)
Nigerians

1. Saheed Adepoju...The creator of the INYE-1&2tablet computers designed for the African market.

2. Seyi Oyesola...is the co-founder of "Hospital in a Box" a solar-powered life-saving operating room which can be transported to remote areas in Africa and can be set up within minutes.

3. Jelani Aliyu...Designed General Motors, Chevrolet Volt.

4. Ndubuisi Ekekwe.. created the development of microchips used in minimally invasive surgical robots.

5. Col. Oviemo Ovadje...Invented the emergency Auto Blood Transfusion System they save patients in developing countries.

6. Cyprian Emeka Uzoh.. holds 126 United States patents and over 160 worldwide in semiconductor technology including U.S Patent No. 6709562, the method of making electroplated interconnection structures on integrated circuit chips which earned him the inventor.
of the year in 2006.

7. Kunle Olukotun.. is known for leading the Stanford Hydra research project which developed one of the first chip multiprocessors with support for thread-level speculation.

8. Shehu Saleh Balami...is credited for designing a solid fuel rocket.

9. Yemi Adesokan...is credited for his discovery work on drug-resistant infections.

10. Ume Ifeanyi Charles.. is credited with 5 inventions which were patented at the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

11. Aloysius Anaebonam.. holds 12 U.S. Patents.

12. Mohammed Bah Abbah.. Although he doesn't own any patents on this invention he is credited for taking on the challenge of making accessible the "pot-in-pot" refrigerator or "zeer" a refrigerating device that doesn't need electricity to people in rural areas.

Black Americans
1. Dr. Shirley Jackson..An American Nuclear Physicist, Her experiments with theoretical physics paved the way for numerous developments in the telecommunication space including the touch-tone telephone, the portable fax, caller ID, and the fiber optic cable.

2. Lewis Latimer... An inventor and engineer collaborated with science greats Hiram Maxim and Thomas Edison. One of Latimer greatest invention was the carbon filament, a vital component of the light bulb which was not created by Thomas Edison. He also worked with Alexander Graham Bell by drafting the patent for the design of the telephone. Included in his designs was the early air conditioning unit.

3. Otis Boykin...His most notable contribution to science was his circuit improvements to the heart pacemaker after losing his mother to heart failure. He has 26 patents to his name and is famous for the development of IBM computers, burglar-proof cash registers and an electronic resistor used to control missiles and other devices.

4. Lonnie Johnson.. An Aerospace Engineer for NASA. He worked on the Galileo Jupiter Probe and Mars Observer project and he has over 40 U.S. patents. Johnson is also working on the Johnson Thermoelectric Energy Converter which converts heat directly into electricity. He is also the creator of the Super Soaker water gun that we all played with as kids.

5. Charles Drew...was a physician, surgeon and medical researcher who discovered how to do blood transfusions. He developed the first large scale of blood banks and blood plasma programs with the help of the Red Cross. He also invented bloodmobiles, these are refrigerated trucks that to this day safely transport stored blood to the location that it is needed the most, so anytime you or a loved one needs a blood transfusion he is the man to thank.

6. Garret Morgan....invented the "safety hood" to help firefighters navigate smokey buildings, later he modified it to carry its own air supply---making it the worlds first effective gas masks. He also created the traffic light.

7. Katherine Johnson, Dorothy Vaugh, Mary Winston Johnson were human computers, they were mathematicians with genius minds Their calculations of orbital mechanics as NASA employees were critical to the success to the first and subsequent U.S. manned spaceflights. This was before calculators yall. Without these women minds, there would have not been any flights to the moon. This is a secret they didn't teach in school because it showed the brilliant minds of black people and under the system of white supremacy in the 1950s, they could not allow that. This was kept under wraps until the 2000s. If you saw the movie Hidden Figures that is the true story about these brilliant women.

8. Patricia Bath... created the laserphaco probe in 1986 for laser cataract surgeries. With this device, she was able to restore the sight to several individuals who had been blind for over 30 years.

There are too many Black American inventions so I will cut the list to these 8, anyone can google for more information.

BlackSaints:
i don't have to Google any nonsense. you can't tell me because your people are failures they can't do anything right,even tho they have been breeding with white people since the days of Abraham.

To some people ignorance is bliss and if it makes you feel more secure about yourself by remaining ignorant, so be it.

I can see that you hold whites as some kind of supreme being, just imagine you believe that breeding with them is some kind of complement.