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chucky234:
Hi Pinky pie, happy new year darlin.
Where have you been ?

I have been around, can you believe Valentine's Day is so close?
Have you seen Bunchersstab?

chucky234:
Happy new year

Hello Chucky, happy new year.
Have you seen my honey?

2undexy:
huh?

I'll get you when you are asleep!!

*Sweet Dreams or Scary Nitemares*

2undexy:
when will that be

When you are asleep and in dreamland. *sweet dreams*

rufdyamond:
I assume u re just teasing' we all knw not all stats are accurate, moreso dis particular one has been proven wrong, trashed and apologized over....

Of course I am teasing,
most of my posts were sarcasm on the mere fact that someone would actually take that survey seriously, that is why after saying *statistics don't lie* I followed it with .

WORLDPEACE:
You were the lone voice in the wilderness? Your reward will be great in heaven.

Thanks hun.

Maakhir:
Then beware of your soon to be mother in law

lol

2undexy:
in fact, m more than ready

I'm coming to get you.

Maakhir:
Sharpen your teeth and look for a vein

lol I prefer the luv bite to the vampire bite.

WORLDPEACE:
I'd have to be a foetus to believe there aren't. Humans cheat. Cheating is as old as man. There are a thousand reasons why a woman would cheat and there isn't a single one that wont apply to some Nigerian woman.

This is the point I was making all alone.

KingTom:
That wonderful garden

Hello Tom. Yeah it's wonderful.

2undexy:
am in ma early 2wenties

Ok, are you ready for that bite?

Maakhir:
You'll never know unless you try,

go to him, embrace the vampiric side of your soul.

That would not feel good to him.

Maakhir:
Yes he wants it very much.

He is thirstier than a camel in the somali desert

I don't think he would enjoy me biting him.

2undexy:
it's old age ma sis...dnt mind me

How old are you?

2undexy:
and u must be among d bugs 2...y cnt u just bite me and...u know...work things out

lol...You want me to bite you?

2undexy:
na 2ru u talk ma bro

I'm a woman.

Maakhir:
This is bad advice because the husband must be respectful to his mother. There is no excuse to disrespect his mother by being 'stern' with her.

This is the only real advice, I said be stern/honest with his mother it has nothing to do with being disrespectful.
Let no man/woman put assunder, this includes mothers/mother-inlaws.
Too many mothers/mother-inlaws think they have the right to come and run their childrens home.

[color=#000099][/color]Why isn't she staying in her own home?
The husband should have a stern talk with his mother and remind her that she is in his and his wife's home and should behave accordingly and respect his wife
The husband must remember that he is the king and his WIFE is the queen of their castle/home.

Bunchersstab:
Daddy is fine.

You can't say hello!!

samflexxy:
you don see tulip b4

Yes, in my back yard, pink, white, and yellow ones. I love growing vegetables and flowers, roses are my favorite flowers, I have red, orange, and candy cane (red and white stripes) ones in my flower garden, in my front yard.
Bunchersstab, Kingtom, and Jubl5 I'm eating peppers and cabbage from my garden now.

JudismphD:
Hypocrisy never take a man far. Buhari is a desperate man, ready to visit a shrine as long as it will guarantee vote. TStand for what your philosophy and principle are. Selecting pastors or attending church services two months to election only work on gullible Lagosians. Afterall, those you mingle with are wiser than you. Fashola will not leave his own certificate in Alausa Sec.

This is an intelligent brother speaking..

starlingleanets:
read my post over again

You didn't ask a question you only made statements.

LMAO

The key words are INTERNET PERCEPTIONS.

#1 #2 #3 #4 #7
#11 Over Emotional and Sensitive

starlingleanets:
You have not answer my question na.

What is your question?

starlingleanets:
No,of course not. She don't think you are handsome ,she trip for ur handsomeness that she can't help but tell u. If a guy tell you are beauty queen the first thought in ur heart will be?

He saids that to all the girls.

starlingleanets:
Ladies are the most subtle creature after the order of the serpent. In hiding feelings and emotions i had give them excellent even i had say they have PhD; But as usual every plan has a flaw somewhere in it except for that of the Almighty God himself. Maybe that Lady on ur BBM,Whatsapp,Facebook and 2go list has been into you but you can't decipher her encrypted bunch of codes,Here are some signs that shows she is into you.

1. Replying ur message with the speed of Light:


Have u seen that before? Before you finish typing "Hope you are having a good day" she has replied you. Its not a coincidence,she is into u as u r not the only guy on her list.

2. Commenting on ur Status:

it comes in this way "I Love your status" hahaha u think its normal saying? Nah! its not.When she says that, she is saying "I Love you" as the status comes from u,she is Loving the person behind the status but hiding b4 d status to hide her feelings. It happened to me,so no qualms.

3. Digressing Chats to Romantic chats:

No matter what you are chatting on she will change the topic to romance. Its not a coincidence,think well.

4. Sharing Personal info:

Why will a Lady you don't know tell you she is single? Why on earth will she tell u she is a Virgin? You too can't get to see other reason right?.

5. You are Handsome:

She check ur dp and tells you 'you are handsome' If u think its casual,u have fuckup. Ladies don't give such a compliment unless they are into you.

Feel free to add urz to the list.

Just because a woman thinks you are handsome doesn't mean she wants you.