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dianchi:
Please go ahead disgrace that motherfucker calling my husband daddy a cheap idiot as for the husband of mine I am handling him over here wicked girl

dianchi:
The same Khiaa saying that shit don't fly here has been private messaging my husband @kingsteve and calling him love and sending all kinds of messages to my husband it's a warning Khiaa stay away from my husband

pDudd:
Hahahahahahaha. I'm Khia's bitch? Lol. You have no idea.

Most of you have boring lives and come on Nairaland to troll and fight. I have a very exciting life and spend little time on here. If I write something on Nairaland and someone takes offense, it is my responsibility to explain to that person that my post was never to offend and I WILL APOLOGIZE IF I CAME ACROSS AS OFFENSIVE. THAT IS HOW CIVIL I AM.

I don't come to Nairaland to troll, fight or cure my boredom. And most especially I don't come here to seek pussy. There is plenty of real pussy around me for several miles if I need one. I don't need virtual pussy from Khia. . Khia is a provocateur and is just here to have fun and seek attention and many of you simps are falling for it.

Khia thrives off virtual attention. It is like a life giving serum to her. Like a life force to her, and sadly enough, there are enough Simps on Nairaland ready to refill her veins with the attention serum.

Khia kept blowing hot and spewing all manner of invectives my way. I needed it to stop and I apologized. AFTER MY APOLOGY, SHE INSTANTLY STOPPED. SHE BECAME NON PROVOCATIVE AND SETTLED TO ENJOY THE THREAD . Am I not a smart one? Khia tried to mindfuck me for days and started derailing the thread. A simple apology thrown her way ended that shit.

Telling me I'm seeking pussy on Nairaland. Mtscheww. When did pussy become so rare that I come on Nairaland to seek it. Nonsense.

Many of you are just idiots.

RamessesIV:
Lol am very observant,I have met alot of AA's back on instagram,if they don't Bleep with you they don't Bleep with you,okay so i came back to the thread,and found out today was her bday,I wished her and left,then I came back to see whether they were still fighting,noticed she replied everyone that wished her hday except mine,not a coincidence is it?? But am just here for a few friends here and there,thank God i didn't send mail ohh ���

Jadden:
lol na wa oo.
I envy this daddy.

Khiaa can you be my mummy?
lol

Jadden:
Big man like you. Food no suppose be problem na.
Come naija, make you see the true meaning of looking for what to eat.
lol

Entertaining thread sha.
Khiaa well done ooo.
My regards to your special friend Stevie.
lol

Jadden:
I have been reading this thread as a guest all these while, but had to register so I can contribute.
What I have noticed so far is that this khiaa seems to be different from the akatas pDudd has been talking about.

Number 2. why did pDudd suddenly shift goal posts, and now using style to flirt with khiaa.
Very funny, I swear!

Number 3. Who is this Steve khiaa calls daddy?
Khiaa, abeg can you answer that question?
Do you like him?

Number 4. Why are guys using style to chase this khiaa girl?

Una no go kill person for here.
lol

pDudd:
Lol. Hahahahaha. I love your confidence

We are alike in a few ways. My DSM-5 diagnosis was NPD. Goodluck

You'll meet you match and lose

Geminvert:
Cheers;but I'm wondering what still intrests you about this forum, it's now a shadow of it's old self,not so many foreigners can take the toxicity displayed here these days.
Nice to meet you anyways.

NLSOFT:
In the United State, An American Is An American, All Are Immigrants

For people living outside the United States, an American is an American

But you really begin to understand the United States inside the United States and I am not talking about racism or things like that.

In the end, there's really nothing like American. People just migrated from everywhere and began to settle here.

The family of President Trump came from Germany, Hillary Clinton from the United Kingdom, George Bush from the UK and Germany, Governor Cuomo of New York from Italy

The family of President Obama's mother Stanley Ann Dunham came from the United Kingdom and that of his father from Kenya. Many others came from Mexico who came from Europe as well.

Many top African Americans came from Cameroon, Nigeria, Ghana, Sierra Leone, and elsewhere mainly in West Africa. There are many Americans who came from France.


I can go on and on, including the Indian Americans who were crushed. So it's not like anyone here came with a land somewhere. People just came from virtually everywhere, fleeing famine, wars, poverty, or just driven by hopes and expectations.

Some like those in Africa were forced to come here to work for all these folks who were now claiming they own the land. Seeing America as black and white may not give the right picture.

In fact, the country is so big and so diverse that when I got to Miami with the State Department wearing my suit, people noticed that I was coming from boring Washington DC.

It is a different world there and people cannot live without their beaches. In New York, it almost appears like a no man's land.


In Times Square, it can be so chaotic that someone who comes from Washington DC and lives in Mount Pleasant almost feels like he just parachuted from outer space!

American Is Indeed All Immigrants

From All Of Us
Nairalearn.com

2buffagain:
Black americans in Cali are a staunch minority and are mostly middle class there, which is why you keep trying to counter these hard facts.

Cali is predominantly white, asian and hispanic. It's also too expensive a state for bottom-class akata to remain in for too long before seeking an area with cheaper rent. Hispanics manage because they have special survival skills and can pack 10 of themselves in one room and parlor.

You find the type of blackfolk the OP is talking about more east and more south you go. They are the majority there.

Dollywood:
Kikikikikikiki you're dumb, just lemme alone, I don't do african American, I'm too big to date khia. Morafucker

2buffagain:
Hmm, sounds like you are in Texas and I might know you

pDudd:
It is today. That's why there's no date. Duh

Stop being an asshole and trying to mindfuck me
I'm not one of those your small-minded victims on NL.

It's my birthday

pDudd:
This chick

You checked my Nairaland profile that I just added anything there. I just picked random shit and added just to make up a profile, and you think the random date I put there is my birthday huh? Ok Khia.

I really don't have to lie to prove anything to you or anyone online. May 6th is my birthday ok.

Oh well, since it has come to this, here you go. These are my screenshots as proof. And I demand an apology for you thinking I'm lying about my birthday

First is birthday wish I got from Target. Giving me 5% off plus 5% off with Redcard. I'm utilizing that online today.

Next is Wells Fargo CC rewards.

Next is my eye clinic. When I lived in the Valley

Dollywood:
Whaaat!! This is something maybe you guys are gonna be couples in the future. Nairaland Headline will be like: Porndude the akata slayer eventually married an Akata in California.

otomatic:
Ah! See these two, pDudd and Khiaa. Happy birthday to you guys. Stay safe.

Prymestrr:
Ok you win...oya go and celebrate your birthday. I'm calling a truce for today

PrinxArthur1:
nobody said u should tame any

Prymestrr:
Lmao... Composure must mean something entirely different in Ebonics Khiaa and composure in the same English sentence huh! Give me a break abeg

Zeinymira:
A happy birthday to you pDudd and Khiaa

Dollywood:
Indeed you're good in what you're doing

I heard today's your birthday... So, Happy birthday to you khia, long life and prosperity. Don't hate we Nigerians because of this childish rants, we can be like that sometimes.

PrinxArthur1:
eh khiaa who you! where do you come from! I remain my own self, the indaboski bahoose, the liquid metal himself speaking from 6.1375° N, 6.7909° E
happy birthday, but don't be aggressive towards Nigerians cos you can't win using that method!

ZINIBANKS:
Happy birthday to you trouble marker more fulfilled years ahead in wealth and good health have never seen someone like you before you can abuse 100 people at a time i fear who no fear you

abidex0z:
H.bday....many more years ahead...

Dollywood:
You're tough, I must admit

Geminvert:
You've held up quite well, been on Nairaland since 2011 and you haven't been pissed off to the point of leaving

Moralgladiator:
How's the lockdown going?

Teeboy15:
Can't believe I read this thread till 3:42am.
Quite an interesting and funny thread.

pDudd, I agree with almost all of what you mentioned here about Akata babes. Have I been to the US before? NO.
Then how did I get to my conclusion?

From AA comedians.

If you watch stand up shows from the likes of Aries Spears, Eddy Griffin, Deray Davis, late Bernie Mac, late Richard Pryor, Chris Rock.... so many of them, you'll notice large amount of similarity with what op posted.

They all complain about almost everything here.

Hence, my agreeable conclusion to the points mentioned.

Khia, don't take this the wrong way but you went from pained-bitter-annoying and later weak on this thread. I guess if this whole discussion took place in a room with everyone physically present you would have brought out the real Akata trademark and gotten violent. I can only imagine the amount of cuss words flying out your mouth just to prove your point.

But believe me I do understand the whole angle you were coming from but you approached it the wrong way.

You started off by insulting everyone who took sides with the op. What I would do if I found myself on a forum filled with AA or even whites, generalizing only on negatiivity about Nigerians as a result of some experience they had with a few, I would simply try as much as possible to highlight alot of achievements other Nigerians have contributed/contributing to their society, citing real life examples also.

If they talked about a Naija guy arrested for fraud, I'll tell them about the one that just graduated top of his class in one of the Ivy League schools.

If they talked about the one pushing drugs, I'll make reference to the Naija medical doctors leading research in their society, and at the end the people would see that the negative pictures don't really portray the entirety of the country's population.

That's how you defend your people, but you only saw it as a battle of alphabets, you must have the last say. Were you expecting to win or what?

All I'm trying to point out is that you could have defended Akata women if you had used the the above mentioned format, but no, you just ended up doing a poor job for them.

Btw, I suspect you have strong affiliation with Nigeria or Nigerians with the way your sentences are constructed and your understanding of slangs. I think you're actually Nigerian American.

Lastly pDudd, kindly delete that disturbing post about Akata women being trash to you and used as bla bla bla... I know Khia got under you skin a bit that time. But that post is hateful, especially coming from a black man. Abeg delete am

Kingsteve: