pDudd:


Weird. May 6th huh? That's my birthday too. Today is my birthday as well.

All beef aside, happy birthday to me and you.

otomatic:
Ah! See these two, pDudd and Khiaa. Happy birthday to you guys. Stay safe.

khiaa:

Most of your need to be retrained and toned down.

wiseone28:

Don't spoil his amerikan dream nah

Dollywood:


Whaaat!! This is something maybe you guys are gonna be couples in the future. Nairaland Headline will be like: Porndude the akata slayer eventually married an Akata in California.

khiaa:

It's not his birthday, I checked his profile and there isn't a cake. Thanks for my wish though.

Prymestrr:

I have this funny feeling that you were ashamed for what your life is the moment you typed the word poverty here
This is probably the most popularity you're ever going to get so let me humor you

khiaa:

It's not his birthday, there's no cake on his profile.

pDudd:


This chick

You checked my Nairaland profile that I just added anything there. I just picked random shit and added just to make up a profile, and you think the random date I put there is my birthday huh? Ok Khia.

I really don't have to lie to prove anything to you or anyone online. May 6th is my birthday ok.

Oh well, since it has come to this, here you go. These are my screenshots as proof. And I demand an apology for you thinking I'm lying about my birthday

First is birthday wish I got from Target. Giving me 5% off plus 5% off with Redcard. I'm utilizing that online today.

Dollywood:


Mad man, you and poverty are soulmates, only God can put asunder.

FiringSquad:


No, we do engage in conversations via video calls

Prymestrr:

Wack, wack and more wacky comebacks unrepentant simp

Dollywood:



Why this birthday thing Piss you off?

pDudd:


Do I look pissed off?

Khia's defender

Autodomain:

I also met one German girl from twoo dating app
We do talk and do video calls on whatsapp
She tells me everything. But I don't know how to take it to the next. She told me uncountable times that I'm very nice. I ghosted her for like one week now and have not replied the last message she sent
Bro please help me with tips abeg
I'm just 21yr old
We have been talking for 1month+

Dollywood:


I will curse you o, I defend the truth.

tiptoe1:


What's your email so I can give you some OT's

tiptoe1:


This boy, you never Taya ni?

khiaa:

It's not his birthday, I checked his profile and there isn't a cake. Thanks for my wish though.

Dollywood:

Hey, you can also help me here,@ JoshNorman@gmail.com

tiptoe1:

Lol. No problem

Dollywood:


Kikikiki I like you dude, you always crack me up

Dollywood:


And this is all you got? Oloshi

Dollywood:


It's his birthday, he picked a random date for his profile setup, if you don't know I'm also in California.

pDudd:
Next tip: Khia

Khia, since you are am integral part of this thread we will discuss about you from what little inference I can make about you.

Now in every DNA sequence, once in a while a disruption occurs in the DNA sequence and it gives rise to a mutation. The resulting product is a mutant. A product which may be better or worse than the parent's genetic make up. That mutant is Khia.

Now, once in a purple moon within the African American community, a mutation occurs within the genetic assembly of the akata offsprings. These mutants get tired of all the Akata bullshit and determine to be different. They go on a journey which is both physical and spiritual. They go through a cleansing and refining fire and on the end of the conveyor belt is a new and refined product.

People like Khia are that product. Khia is one of the "woke" ones. Or the enlightened ones. Like the Illuminati

Khia likely got tired of the the Akata bullshit and sought to deviate from the norm.

Now, in my opinion, I see those woke group as a bunch of crazies (sorry Khia but that's my opinion). Their wokness confuses me.One one hand they say are Moors, on the other hand they are Israelites, next they are Egyptians, next they are the chosen ones, next they are the children of Ham.

Pick a side nigga . What are you?

Those kind of people are into unorthodox religious practices.

khiaa:
Thank you sweetie.

khiaa:
Thank you sweetie.

Prymestrr:

Lol... Dunderhead aka Khia's defender