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InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by khloeee: 11:38am On Mar 03, 2016
pls when is the next auction date.
Jobs/VacanciesPlease I Need Information On Sodium Brand Solutions Limited by khloeee(op): 9:39am On Feb 17, 2016
please house does anyone have any info about this company ,have done my research but I need more information about them in general.

Please this is urgent because am about travelling
Thanks.....
BusinessRe: Report Any Filling Station Selling Petrol Above N87 To DPR Here by khloeee: 7:22pm On Dec 26, 2015
i know for sure in pH its above 100naira and even with that the fuel pump have been compromised.
the DPR in pH are just there for fashion and bribery.
FoodRe: Mama Agidi Jollof, My Fave Local Nigerian Snack by khloeee: 6:09am On Dec 15, 2015
Bukiminaj:
extra extra means super hot,bet you will always drink water after every bite.ever tried it with agidi?
no I haven't,but I love pepper oooo
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by khloeee: 9:05pm On Dec 13, 2015
mompurity2:
My sisters i'm overwhelmed by God's goodness to my family. Even I can't thank him enuf. Thank you father for this is the best birthday gift I have ever received. My hrt is full of ur praises.

Almighty father to u oooo, be all the glory and adoration forever more.

What I did differently; spiritual things: I engaged with all my hrt in the mid-night prayers we organized here. I also partook in shiloh 2015 made a baby bump with my baby's coverall and wore throughout the programme (this was the same thing I did in 2012 with an engagement ring and few days later DH proposed wink). DH and I have been having our morning devotion together sometimes he lays his hand on my tommy and prophesies. We've been living a thankful and happy life.

Physical thing I did: I got some yem-kem products for I and dh. Then also made a garlic and moringa seed drink which I took for some days to detox. DH and I have been on fruits daily. I also used clean point tampon which I bought frm mumihaja and used the wondfo PT strip to test early dis mrng. Mehn I cudnt sleep when I saw the 2 lines ooooo... had to look for a lab to do a BPT for
confirmation.

NB: DH did a fluid test on monday that says his count is 15m and he has staph.
Na only God do this one ooooooo.

Thanks to all those who celebrated with me. This year shall not end without u all receiving ur bfp's. We are all team #2016 mama's.

#confessionbringsconception#the sperm must magnet egg.

Sorry for my lengthy post.

Sprinkling swt fragrance of fertile, sticky baby dusts on all of us.
lovely testimony ......
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by khloeee: 8:53pm On Dec 13, 2015
Adaobi12:
We call it office pin in our house. Hope no child ate it with you, to avoid stories that touch.
na serious office pin....no only me ate it....won't try again sha
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by khloeee: 4:16pm On Dec 13, 2015
mompurity2:
Okay since the thread has been dry for some days now, Lemme share small story abi testimony cheesy.
Since I started mid-night prayers things have changed btwn me and DH, more love wink, more peace cool, favour for DH, happiness etc.
For the first time in almost a year I ddnt hide AF frm DH and he has been vry loving, showing care when am cramping and all grin. Today, someone DH knws saw me for the vry first time and ws complaining that DH ddnt invite him for our wedding...Guess what DH's response was? cheesy..... Don't worry u will be invited for our child dedication vry soon shocked... I have neva heard him express so much faith in the open. Is God not wonderful?

Abeg if this is what it will take to get my life back. Baba God I surrender my sleep oooooo tongue

- like play, i'll soon announce my BFP ooooooo cheesy
I love ur faith,see how God has done it now.


like play like play
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by khloeee: 4:10pm On Dec 13, 2015
mompurity2:
I confess that I am a mother come 2016

I confess that come 2016 my room will be soaked with the swt fragrance of baby powder and urine.

I confess that in 2016 the cry and laughter of my children will fill the atmosphere of my home.

I confess that I will do all I can to raise my children according to the way of the Lord.

I confess all these through Jesus christ our Lord. Amen.


Hey fruities! I woke up with all this confession in my mouth. Begin to make ur own confession


now cos #confession brings conception.


Dis december go sweet oooooooo! grin cheesy
if only u knew how close ur testimony was.....I praise God for u
FoodRe: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by khloeee: 3:46pm On Dec 13, 2015
so went to the market and saw this small small fish,inquired and was told its tilapia.so bought some.

All happy to try it with my okro soup,but gaddamit how do people cope with that fish and so much bone.....

it was just bone,bone and more bone.....waste of money.

no fish like croaker,Titus and catfish all others are counterfeit.
FoodRe: Mama Agidi Jollof, My Fave Local Nigerian Snack by khloeee: 3:27pm On Dec 13, 2015
Bukiminaj:
I love ekuru
Ate ekuru over five years ago,but I love it.
my grandma makes it with extra extra pepper sauce.
AgricultureRe: Starting A Poultry Farm (a Blog) by khloeee: 2:36pm On Dec 12, 2015
@eggcelent,

pls I need clarification am into layers and I invested 150k into it for starters.
though not the one doing it presently gave it to someone to do and the person cut would be 20percent of d gain.
my question is I was told with 650naira I would get a bird and nurture till maturity with food all other vaccine.
so with 150k invested I should have roughly 230birds.though have been hearing stories of late as some are dying....

Anyway pls help verify the 650 claim first,more question to come thanks
and also how many week is ideal for a bird maturity
RomanceRe: He Deletes Me Everytime We Have Issues! by khloeee: 11:22am On Dec 04, 2015
I do this sometimes though....mostly on BBM....he he he
especially when the person am quarreling with would be changing dp anyhow....annoying stuff
CareerRe: How To Survive In The Oil And Gas Industry? by khloeee: 10:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
dabriggs:
1. EXERCISE WELL: In many instances there are lots of good food and stuff in the Galley/Mess. You might gain weight and it is not healthy. On all oil facilities including work vessels, ROV Vessels and Seabed Survey Vessels, the food is there. On a work vessel used for seabed survey there was even midnight lunch. Specially made for night shift crew. But if you were greedy enough you could wake up and go have some. Although some FPSOs dey fall my hand nowadays. Una know una sef make I no call una name. Una get plenty corrosion issues for una FPSO. wink wink wink. Corrosion na problem for all, but una own na special case.

2. INVEST, INVEST, INVEST WISELY: While the pay might be good, you might be surprised that after years of toiling, all you have left are photo memories of your travels to holiday resorts. In Nigeria, lots of these guys are now going into property and some other business ventures. A lot of contract staff and core staff have been let go recently due to the fall in crude oil prices. More might just be let go in future.
Lot of contract staff had their salaries and benefits slashed too. In one company, the contract staff will not be paid December Salary and Benefits! Yes you heard me right, some contract staff will not receive December Salary or Bonus.

3. DEVELOP YOURSELF: You must develop your skills and expertise. There are people out there who are developing their skills. If they can perform your job function faster and cheaper, they might just replace you. There are courses out there. Develop yourself. Don't just wait for the Training Unit in HR to schedule you once or twice in a year.

4. HELP YOUR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN NEED AS MUCH AS YOU CAN (FAMILY OR NOT): Especially in developing them. Pay their fees when you can. Get them that Jamb form. As Nigerians we believe that the more people you help the more God will count the number of people that might suffer if you loose your job and the more God protects and sustains your source of income. kiss kiss

5. DO NOT BE RUDE OR HAUGHTY: This is typical of you guys in PH. You know yourselves. Some of you go as far as facebook to show off. You believe because your I.D is that of a staff, you look down on others. People come into your office and what you first do is to look at their I.D to see if they are core staff or contract staff. You know yourselves. The more your pride the worse your downfall will be. Respect the common man. Ehen and some of you lie to girls that you will get them into the IOCs vendors list so they will get contracts. You deceive them and sleep with them. Your payment is coming in full. undecided undecided undecided undecided

6. KNOW YOURSELF: You work with a servicing company and you have lots of photos at Helidecks/Helipads. You have photos from Caverton and Bristow and Aero. You claim oil worker and then you complain when people ask for money. Offshore there are cleaners, cooks, house keepers, etc. These guys also get on choppers. Do not be deceived. They are human beings. But my advice is , if you are a contract staff, of WAC, MPL, etc then respect yourself. Strategize on how to grow. Focus on developing yourself further. And if God blesses you to move upwards, do not be haughty either. undecided Stop wearing your safety boot home so the girls in the street will see you as an ''oil woker''. The days of ''him dey work for rig'' should be over. Know who you are and stop brandishing your Coverall photos. But do we listen? No we don't.

7. STOP SHOWING OFF FOR SECURITY REASONS: You will get kidnapped someday. And people think that just because you get paid goo, you do not have responsibilities. They do not know that your cream is 10k and you belt 15k and your phone 100k. Meanwhile you have loans from your cooperative. Yes you went there last month.At the end of all these Taxes, Union (NUPENG/PENGASAN) deductions, Pension deduction, Loans, you barely have 150k to take home monthly. But wetin concern kidnappers? You be oil worker. You get money. Pay Up!!! angry

8. WORK SAFELY. SAFETY FIRST CANNOT BE OVER EMPHASIZED: Make HSE Management and appreciation a habit. Listen to all instructions. Obey rules of Positive Intervention Systems (Stop work cards/Take 5 Cards/ Red Cards) and obey all rules pertaining to drills, SOPs and Company specifications and rules of engagement. You probably know about 1000 ways to die on DSTV/Multichoice SonnyMax right? Well out there there are 1 million ways to die. When an accident occurs they mainly first look for who to blame before any other thing. Did he do it safely? Was there a job hazard analyses done. Did they fill the right permit to work(PTW)? Was the PTW approved. Is the PTW still valid? Did they have a tool box talk? Cover your arse even in the office. Use the handrails. Yes maintain the minimum 3 point contact.

9. AVOID OFFICE POLITICS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN: This is actually impossible. Being friends with someone automatically means you are enemy to another person. But try to stay out of all these office scheming and all that. I am not saying do not fight for that nomination on that course in the U.K. I am not saying do not fight to be nominated to be on that new project. But do not intentionally remove another man's name from these things. If we all relax, these things will go round. But do we listen? We back stab, we gossip, we set each other up. Life in that office is not static, situations are not permanent either.

10. KEEP YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THE INTERNS AND CORP MEMBERS: We guys will never listen or learn. Yes we know that when these girls came to the office they were naive and dressed like ''Village girls''. In a month's time they are wearing pump heel shoes, micro and ''bastard'' mini skirts, and show your boobs tops. They are eyeing the ogas and the boys as well. KEEP YOUR FLY ZIPPED, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT AND KEEP YOUR EYES AND EARS WIDE OPEN. Leave these little girls alone. Stop sending them to withdraw 100k and telling them to tell the cashier to write down your balance so that their eyes will pop out when they see lol youwhat you have. grin grin grin grin grin

Ok I no go reveal the secrets again.
lol you are funny,but true talk especially with those PH people.
FamilyRe: The Family Section Fun Room!! by khloeee: 7:30am On Nov 22, 2015
cococandy:
OMG has anyone else seen this video?
I mean I heard about the stuff when it happened but I can't believe this many people took it that seriously.

I don't even know what to say cry cry grin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUE45C6vOo
illiteracy and poverty at the peak.
if only they had a personal relationship with GOD.
PoliticsRe: Secretary’s Appearance At Military Probe Unsettles PDP by khloeee: 9:31am On Nov 19, 2015
fayose would be mute for the next couple of days....hehehe
HealthRe: Trying To Conceive A Child? TTC by khloeee: 9:25am On Nov 19, 2015
pweetymii:
favourmsj,amen to your prayers for us.
maamas in the house oya wake up oh,it's time for prayers.

heavenly Lord,ur name is wonderful,
ur name is excellent,
ur name is beautiful,
I worship u Lord,for u are mighty,
u have the whole world in ur hands!
u have the whole world,
in ur hands(4x),
u have the whole world in ur hands!

Father Lord,indeed u have the whole world in ur hhands.the unchangeable changer!the God that sits in the heaven and the earth is his footstool!
who is like unto thee,the lion of the tribe of judah!
kabiyosi!kabiyosi!kabiyosi!
who can question u?
we thank u Lord for everyone on this thread,
thank u for our Dh!
thank u for how u have kept us thus far!
may your name be praised forever.

father,we ask for ur mercy,in every way we have erred,pls,have mercy on uus.whatever way the enemy is accusing us,father,let the blood of Jesus cleanse us.
Lord,we ask that u touch our wombs,heal our Dh bodies.whatever is in our bodies that is resisting ur touch,let it come under ur fire!everypower of the enemy fighting against our fruitfulness,let them scatter by ur fire!anyone that has said we would not carry children for our dh,let them come under ur judgement in the mighty name of Jesus!
u made a way in the wilderness for the israelites,
u parted the red sea,
u said"is there anything that is too hard for u to do"father,indeed there is nothing too hard for u to do!
turn our stories around for good,
baba,u said,none shall be barren in the land and that includes all ttc,u said none shall cast forth their young and that includes those that have conceived!father,hasten to perform ur words in our lives!ur word says "hope deferred makes the heart go weary"father help us,do not let people ask where is our God...
as the year is coming to our end,Lord grant us all BFP,everyone that is on a weight loss programme or cleansing program,help them to achieve their dream,in all,help us to make the right jjjudgement.

I decree that it is well with us,it is well with our wombs,it is well with our dh's bbody.thank u Lord for we know u have answered us,be thou glorified Lord in Jesus name we have prayed.Amen.
My God and My father this prayers that has come from the depth of the OP heart,please grant her testimony in Jesus name.
Your prophet(E.A adeboye) said during the prophecy of 2015 ,that this year anyone who hasn't had a testimony would testify this year and so shall it be,because your WORD lord cannot go back empty without fulfilling its mission in our lives.
unlimited BFP shall enthrone this thread in the mighty name of Jesus.
i join my faith and say It is well in Jesus most glorious name amen.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Releases Breakdown Of Arms Purchases, Says “nigerians Will Hear A Lot” by khloeee: 9:04am On Nov 19, 2015
Chubhie:
You mean part of the arms deal was used to fund PMB campaign? Nothing must happen to a patriot as Dasuki till we hear his own side of the story.
Lol am sure u didn't understand that statement u quoted.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Releases Breakdown Of Arms Purchases, Says “nigerians Will Hear A Lot” by khloeee: 9:02am On Nov 19, 2015
calebo101:

What weapons are the soldiers using to fight boko haram now? Is it bow and arrows?

Why suddenly the cries of soldiers having no weapons to fight have suddenly died down? When we know Buhari has purchased no weapons? Are they fighting spiritual warfare?
True buhari has bought no new weapons,but with the aid of buhari coming into power,those weapons were quickly released to the soldiers, if it was gej time those weapons would still be in the store and more request/approval of buying new weapons ,whereas some are still in d store wasting.
PoliticsRe: Dasuki Releases Breakdown Of Arms Purchases, Says “nigerians Will Hear A Lot” by khloeee: 8:57am On Nov 19, 2015
owobokiri:
Are you a robot? I mean why is it that some of you gobble whatever that is thrown out by buhari line hook and sinker? You don't have a brain? You cant think?
lol
EventsRe: My Pre Wedding Shots by khloeee: 8:50am On Nov 19, 2015
MinorityTribe:
Don't forget to post your divorce pictures on Nairaland too. BTW is that your mum?
How can u say that.....so sad
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by khloeee: 6:14am On Oct 13, 2015
alpharbody:
which area are located
rumosi.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by khloeee: 6:42am On Oct 10, 2015
Oga gazzuzz,

pls I have a problem with my Nissan almera 1998 ,built the Ac,cos it didn't come with it and for sometimes when I on the ac in a go slow and I suddenly apply the break my car goes off.
so I have to off the Ac to restart the car.this is risky cos I can easily jam someone with the way the car suddenly goes off.
pls what can I do.

would have brought my car to ur shop,but it presently in PH.

also I noticed the Ac isn't so cold and it only works well at nite and it consumes fuel so much.

kindly help or recommend any good Ac technician here in pH.
thanks.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Port Harcourt Nairalanders by khloeee: 12:01am On Oct 09, 2015
hello,
have been in pH for a while,looking to meet new friends,that we could hang out and show me around.
pls would prefer people already working and not students. thanks cos am working too.

just mention or reply me would add u up.

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