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Romance / Re: My Incredible Night With Bunmi (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 6:32am On Nov 21, 2016
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Literature / Re: The One Night I Will Never Forget (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 6:31am On Nov 21, 2016
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Romance / Re: Shade's Late Night Visit (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 10:59am On Nov 19, 2016
A Short Romantic Story
Romance / Shade's Late Night Visit (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 10:58am On Nov 19, 2016
A knock on he door roused me. I got out of my bed when the knock became even louder and more urgent.

I checked my time, it was nearly 1am. I wondered who it could be. Still clad in my shorts, I opened the door to see Shade, the neighbourhood LovePeddler, standing in my doorway.

"Hey Dammy, how's it going?" She asked cheerily.

"Do you have any idea what the time is?" I asked, anger evident in my voice. Honestly, the chick still rubbed me off the wrong way even though we had bleeped twice. Whenever I saw her, I was always torn between kicking her far away from me and fucking her till she begged me to stop.

"Sorry to bother you, baby," she started. She had recently taken to calling me by annoying endearments. "I think my TV is not working."
"One, there is nothing wrong with your TV, and two, even if there was, I have no clue how to fix it. You know this. Why are you really here?"

She smiled that annoying smile that grated at my nerves. "Fine, so can I come in?"
"No."

"Oh stop playing games, you know you will let me in," she said, gently shoving me aside and walking in. With a sigh, I closed the door behind her.

She began to take off her dress right there in my living room. She was nearly naked, save for her panties and after throwing me a quick wink, she turned around and sashayed to my bedroom. I groaned with a mixture of annoyance and arousal. My dick was so hard that it was threatening to rip through my shorts. I needed to duck that LovePeddler.....Continue Reading @

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Romance / Re: My Bestie And I. A Short Romatic Story by Khris3(m): 5:05pm On Nov 15, 2016
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Travel / Re: 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do on a Plane by Khris3(m): 9:57am On Nov 14, 2016
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Romance / Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 9:55am On Nov 14, 2016
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Literature / Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 9:54am On Nov 14, 2016
Khris3:
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.

“Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he’s not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick… a big snake had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long.
Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the river!

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the snake go. I guess it bit her back.....Continue Reading @

http://www.gisttrace.com/2016/11/little-johnny-and-snake-short-story.html
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Literature / Re: The Desperation (tales Of An Unfaithful Wife) by Khris3(m): 9:54am On Nov 14, 2016
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Romance / Re: My Incredible Night With Nurse Nina (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 9:53am On Nov 14, 2016
MilesLamar:
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Literature / Re: Daddy’s Little Office Slut (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 9:52am On Nov 14, 2016
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Romance / Re: Five Crazy Things Women Do Because Of Men In Nigeria by Khris3(m): 1:08am On Nov 14, 2016
mhizAnnie:
U don't waist train to please a man...u do that to look and feel good. My opinion tho
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Travel / 5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do on a Plane by Khris3(m): 2:13pm On Nov 11, 2016
5 Annoying Things Nigerians Do on a Plane


A Nigerian will always be Nigerian. There are
certain traits peculiar to these Nigerians. A good
example is the hilarious things they do when they
board planes. Whether you are boarding a flight
from Lagos or Kano, you must have noticed these
shenanigans. If you have not, Jumia Travel , Africa’s
No 1 hotel booking portal identify 5 interesting yet
annoying things Nigerians do on planes.


Boarding before group number is called
Most airlines have a system for getting hundreds of
passengers on board as quick as possible. But,
because of the Lagos traffic, you didn’t arrive on
time to the airport. Fortunately for you, passengers
are just boarding the plane. But you arrive there,
ignored the queue and want to board to board ahead
of others. You will no doubt anger other passengers
waiting for their group number to be called.


Unrestrained baby bawling
Crying babies may be acceptable to a limit.
However, when your baby keeps displaying their
infantile bawling, it becomes a distraction for other
passengers. Hence, take every action to ensure that
your baby doesn’t cry on board.


Playing games without turning off the sound
This is what some Nigerians do. You are playing an
exciting game on your phone or whatever handheld
device and you refuse to turn off the sound. The
sound may make the game exciting but remember
that you are not in a private jet. Passengers will be
irritated by
the sound.


Staying in the toilet for too long
The toilet is not your bedroom, and you are not the
only one using it. Others may be pressed but
because you are spending too long in the toilet.


Certainly, you are inconsiderate to fellow passengers
who want to use the restroom.


Reclining your seat
Pressing the seat recline button can make the person
behind you very uncomfortable. You prefer to be
relaxed at the expense of others. It is such a selfish
behavior that if you do it, you must stop it.

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Literature / Re: My Abuja Experience (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 11:02pm On Nov 10, 2016
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Literature / Re: My Aunt’s Husband (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 10:21pm On Nov 10, 2016
A Short Romance Story...
Literature / My Aunt’s Husband (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 10:20pm On Nov 10, 2016
Life was as good to me as it could be. My Aunt continued to be her indifferent self and I preferred that since whenever she noticed that I was alive, it became hell on earth for me. Though such times were few and far between, they surpassed the times she left me alone unattended. I however had a lot of time on my hand as my public school closed earlier than Paul’s, my cousin, and the earliest my aunt and uncle got home was 8pm. This gave me plenty of time to explore my sexuality and enjoy being bleeped by the uncle neighbours. I had become very skilful at giving a Mouth Gig and even now loved being ass bleeped more than pussy bleeped. Uncle Emeka said I was a fast learner while his friend called me ‘’My Little LovePeddler’’. I didn’t mind being called that as it turns me on whenever I was called such names; it makes my body flush in arousal.

This fateful day, my aunt had travelled to another country to attend a conference and was expected to spend ten days there. I was home alone with Paul my cousin and his dad, my uncle. I had a lot of time on my hands since Paul would go for evening classes till 8 or 9 pm and my uncle wouldn’t return till about the same time or even later. Uncle Emeka or Uncle Gboyega would always take care of me during those free periods and sometimes too James would come home for a round or two of sex that I had come to realise was called ‘’quickies’’. I loved and hated those quickies. I loved them because they helped relieve pressure but hated them because they were usually too short and inadequate to quench the fire that was always, constantly burning in my loins. I needed sex like a junkie needed a fix and since James was a catalyst in my sexual awakening, it was only right that I should expect him to give me satisfaction.

This day I was all alone at home after coming back from school. I did all my chores and then went off to Uncle Emeka’s house but he was not at home, same thing for uncle Gboyega. I was depressed because I was as Hot as hell and needed to be bleeped really brutally. A clean sweet Bleep would not do it for me but something hard, dirty, brutal: so I walked dejectedly back into our house and put on one of the blue films that James had hidden in his room. He had shown me his stack of pornographic films and where he hid them one day after our usual Bleep session. I sat watching the film with my gown raised to my waist, not wearing panties and playing with my pussy. But all the orgasms I had felt inadequate as what I wanted was a hard cock.

Suddenly, I had an inspiration. I opened the fridge and selected a big long cucumber. I had once watched a film with James where the woman used a cucumber to Bleep herself to many climaxes. I had never tried it but felt it was now time. I ran to James room to select the desired film from his stash.

Seeing the one I wanted, I quickly slotted it in, sat on the couch with my legs spread and my chosen cucumber held in my hands when was soon rewarded with the sight of a well-endowed porn star picking a very big and long cucumber and proceeded to Bleep herself with it.

I had selected a sizable one of the cucumber, quite big and long. I was feeling experimental and envied the woman on the screen who had inserted a very bulbous cucumber into her pussy. Her pussy was gaping wide as the cucumber stretched it obscenely. Eagerly, I scooted my butt up a few inches until it was right at the edge of the couch, then I leaned back and spread my legs wide apart. I could barely see the screen anymore but the sounds were enough, and between my heaving oversize boobs, I had a good view of where my legs came together. Gulping slowly and watching the woman on the screen, I began to run the vegetable up and down my slit, trying to get it wet and ready but almost making myself cum in the process. After a moment or two I realized I was just trying to put it off...,Continue Reading @

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Literature / Re: My Incredible Night With Bunmi (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 2:04am On Nov 06, 2016
Evakinqz:
We r coming to dat.. wink
am waiting oh
Romance / Re: My Incredible Night With Bunmi (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 2:03am On Nov 06, 2016
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Literature / Re: My Affair With The Neighbour (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 2:02am On Nov 06, 2016
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Romance / Re: My Incredible Night With Nurse Nina (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 2:01am On Nov 06, 2016
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Romance / Re: My Incredible Night With Nurse Nina (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 2:01pm On Nov 05, 2016
thanks for reading
Romance / Re: My Incredible Night With Nurse Nina (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 7:21am On Nov 05, 2016
Hope You Enjoyed it
Romance / Re: My Incredible Night With Nurse Nina (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 9:53pm On Nov 04, 2016
A Short Romantic Story
Romance / My Incredible Night With Nurse Nina (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 9:52pm On Nov 04, 2016
Nurse Nina was one of the hottest nurses I had ever met.

She was not very tall but her petite frame got a lot of attention due to her pert, shapely ass and her firm boobs. She was young, probably in her early 20's and she always had a smile that dazzles.

A few weeks ago, when I was down with malaria, a friend gave me her number to contact her since she did house calls. She worked at a nearby hospital but earns a little something on the side by tending to patients in their homes as long as the ailment was not very serious. That worked great for me. I had always hated hospitals and since I was rarely ill, I did not have to deal with them so much. Having a nurse on call now that I was, greatly improved my comfort.

The first day she came, I could not help but notice her attractiveness through my haze of fever. I watched her bustle around my living room, getting things set up before she asked me to turn around so she could inject me. She dropped some drugs for me on the table afterwards and left. Everything was very professional but my thoughts were not.

She came again that evening and lightly scolded me for not eating or taking my drugs. When she saw how weak I was, she volunteered to go buy me something to eat and stayed with me until I ate and fell asleep.

I woke up the next morning, a little better but really anticipating her arrival. She came again, bearing food and this time around, as we ate breakfast, I was able to actually have a conversation with her. I told her how beautiful she was and how I would love to get to know her better. She giggled at the flattery, rubbing my arm gently. I knew she was probably feeling me too.

The next morning, the fever was gone and I felt less groggy. We laughed and enjoyed a couple of hours together when she came. I was thrilled when she gave me a little kiss on the cheek before she left. Nina was nice, kind and gentle. It was no surprise that my dick was itching to invade her....Continue Reading @

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Literature / Re: The Desperation (tales Of An Unfaithful Wife) by Khris3(m): 9:24pm On Nov 04, 2016
A Short Romantic Story
Literature / The Desperation (tales Of An Unfaithful Wife) by Khris3(m): 9:17pm On Nov 04, 2016
I was nearly four months pregnant and I was desperately Hot.

I had worn out my Love Machine by fucking myself multiple times a day. It was no longer what I needed. I needed a man. I needed a man with a big tool to take me and drill into me until I lost my mind.

Of course, Michael my husband was not that guy. Now sex with him was something I dreaded. First I was terribly wracked with guilt that the baby might not be his, and second, fucking his tiny dick only made me even hornier, leaving me more frustrated.

I now resulted to giving him pregnancy-related excuses so he would stop initiating sex. I had kept to myself, mostly because sex with another man while pregnant did not feel right but my body was aching to be bleeped.

I was not showing yet so apart from Michael, no one else knew I was pregnant. I considered reconsidering my decision to stay away from my affair partners. I was not sure how long I would last this way.

On one particularly frustrating night, I woke up with my pussy aching. I checked the time, it was nearly 1am. Michael was fast asleep. I snuck out of bed, picked up my trusty Love Machine and headed to the living room. I knew this was not going to solve my problem but I needed any kind of relief with my situation.

I had taken off my clothes, had my legs spread and about to turn on my vibrator when I heard a sound of someone climbing up the stairs. That must be David, our next door neighbour, I thought.

What was he doing back so late? I hurriedly got off the couch and proceeded to gently open the door,....Continue Reading @

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Literature / Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2016
A Short Romantic Story
Literature / Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2016
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.

“Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he’s not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick… a big snake had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long.
Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the river!

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the snake go. I guess it bit her back.....Continue Reading @

http://www.gisttrace.com/2016/11/little-johnny-and-snake-short-story.html
Romance / Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 11:59am On Nov 04, 2016
A Short Funny Romantic Story
Romance / Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 11:59am On Nov 04, 2016
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.

“Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he’s not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick… a big snake had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long.
Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the river!

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the snake go. I guess it bit her back.....Continue Reading @

http://www.gisttrace.com/2016/11/little-johnny-and-snake-short-story.html
Romance / Re: The Unexpected Affair (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 11:02am On Nov 04, 2016
A Short Romantic Story
Romance / The Unexpected Affair (A Short Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 11:00am On Nov 04, 2016
I was spending the week at my uncle's house in Ilorin.

I had a work conference to attend and I decided to take to use the opportunity to visit his family. My uncle was very glad to see me and took me to get a couple of beers the evening I arrived..

It was turning out to be a very fun visit. The next day, I spent the evening after the conference with his family. His wife, Aunt Debbie, was very nice to me. She went above and beyond to make sure I had everything I needed. In her 50's, the woman actually looked pretty good. She obviously took care of herself. She made fantastic meals and seriously spoiled me with food when I was there.

One night, after a particularly wonderful meal of Pounded Yam and Egusi soup, I was ready to go to bed. I let my uncle and his wife know that I had an early day the next day and wanted to turn in.

I went into the adjoining bathroom in my room and took a quick shower. I wrapped a towel around my waist and stepped out.
Aunt Debbie was sitting on my bed.
"I wanted to make sure you don't need anything before I go to bed," she said, watching me.

"Oh, no Aunty. It's fine."

"That's good." She maintained her position on the bed and I was getting a little uncomfortable just standing there and looking at her.

After a few minutes, she stood up. "Okay, good night," she said as she walked to the door.

"Goodnight ma."

She turned around to say, "No need to be so polite," then winked at me before she stepped out.

I stood on the same spot for nearly two minutes...Continue Reading @


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