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Nairaland GeneralRe: In What Language Do You Think? by khukhi(f): 4:47am On Oct 23, 2014
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy funny thread.

I think in English darling...and I always thought its a bit strange. So I'm glad its quiet common to think in a language you use the most in multi lingual people.
EducationRe: University Of Zimbabwe Bans Kissing by khukhi(f): 4:42am On Oct 23, 2014
So is this the same institution that gave Grace MuMugabe a title for free...I'm not surprised. Instead of the people focusing on important issues like unemployment, they're focusing on students kissing. #smh
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Man Invades The White House In Washington Dc by khukhi(f): 4:32am On Oct 23, 2014
He's in trouble ooo..perhaps he was high. undecided

I hope the media will let us know what happens to him.
PoliticsRe: Africa's Richest Man Offers Help To Fight Ebola In Liberia by khukhi(f): 11:07am On Oct 22, 2014
Kudos to Mr. Dangote. May other business men and women follow his example soon to prevent more deaths.
RomanceRe: Don't Look For Virgins In Tertiary Institutions by khukhi(f): 2:28pm On Oct 19, 2014
chibuike67:
hm! Virgins aint available again....definitely u wont find them in church cos d azonto ones re camouflaging there.
gringrin quit generalizing.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:54pm On Oct 19, 2014
grin I would like to know someday whats the dumbest lie you guys have ever told.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:54pm On Oct 19, 2014
mazumathe1st:
one told me 2 paay her sskl fees middle of semester,(UI)...I laff cz it wz 2nd semester,said dey pay skl fees 2ce in d skl..

Anoda said sshe wz going to skl in oxford,dt she made 6as in waec,I called her mum wen my babes fone wz switched off,mum tells me,she's writing GCE

Wuz dt guy in d picture,he is my uncle,later dey dated...uncle sha

I av ad sex only 1ce,na free fall..wen I enta

My dad owns a hummer,*all na wash,

I av nt seen my ex 4 d past 3yrs,dey wia married 2months afta
She shagged me

I dnt suck dcks,yet she does it so well

Too many lies abeg,I tire 4 d matter,I jjst smile and tak it in my stride,its a free world,na u get ur mouth


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Lmao! At free fall.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:51pm On Oct 19, 2014
link2ok:
This na d dumbest lie I ever heard on nairaland... bros yu can lie oooh
grin but how do you know that he's lying ooohh
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:49pm On Oct 19, 2014
Quiet1:
Here goes mine...

After dating for close to 5years, we ended up splitting up.. However, we remained close friends.. During the time we were dating I consistently asked her if she was messing with a friend of mine but she said no.. She admitted she kissed him but nothing happened.. Fast forward to a few weeks ago, my friend called me and apologized for sleeping with her.. I munched the screen and sent to her.. She then called and started apologizing.. I just thank God I didn't marry her.. Else how would I have handled it in marriage smiley
Aahhh sad...Hope you're over that terrible experience. I know someone who had the same experience and it took years to get over.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:43pm On Oct 19, 2014
Sanguine77:
The first one told me she was a virgin but I could handle and do anal.
The second one told me she has had abortion only once.
The third one told me that her pastor said I was her husband.
The fourth one told me her child is her sister's son.
The fifth she was raped and I was the first man she was sleeping with aside the rape... So many lies they told to me and so many lies I told to them too. So long a story. Have dated and exed 19 women, may God save me ooo.
Amen! grin
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:42pm On Oct 19, 2014
justdream:
Ex told me "He is jes my boss and am his P.A" kept wondering why a female will be a P.A to a married man and smtyms sleeps over at his place cos his famz is in US of A until i bursted dem. Now she is married to him wif a bulgin tummy...waht girls wont do for money?
Hahahahahaha! Nothing ..nothing we won't do lol!
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:40pm On Oct 19, 2014
HARDDON:
This could be true, not all villages have access to vast wealth
Then why try to score points on that..if you're royalty and ur broke then keep it to yourself because where I come from you're not judged on what ur daddy has but on what YOU achieve.
PhonesRe: What Your SMART PHONE Does Behind You by khukhi(f): 1:27pm On Oct 19, 2014
natureblack:
you never can tell what's hidden in the nigga's closet. lipsrsealed




Crime knows no personality
. grin
PhonesRe: What Your SMART PHONE Does Behind You by khukhi(f): 1:22pm On Oct 19, 2014
fr3do:
What do you have that is worth spying on?
Just feeling important!
You'd be surprised.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 3:50pm On Oct 18, 2014
EroticAngelina:
I told him to change tv station, i was behind him, he refused... I then asked him if he has changed it, he said yes, knowing im behind him embarassed

i caught him cheating with a bitch on bed, he said that she was forcing herself on him! angry seriously??!!?! Thats like the dumbest lie ive ever heard!!
They always say that lol!
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 3:48pm On Oct 18, 2014
Hadizy:
Lol!!!!!

Liar, never even dated not to talk of ex. We don't need kids here.



@Topic

My ex lied that he was at work in Kano (official duty) meanwhile he was with another lady watching movies at the cinema. That was what I am even aware of what went on after then I know not
This reminds me of the time a guy said he was at a party in Another town..then due to sheer boredom I took myself out for lunch. After lunch as I was leaving the mall, I ran into him and some short girl strolling to an ice cream shop. He said they were school mates blah, blah, blah. Needless to say things weren't the same After that.
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 3:33pm On Oct 18, 2014
The biggest lie an ex told me is that he's a prince (while as poor as a church mouse).
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:27pm On Oct 18, 2014
April07:
"She's my Bestie and I can't ever feel anything for her.." and I kept telling him he did.. he kept denying it..


They got married last month.. cheesy cheesy
Wow!...and how did you feel about it?
RomanceRe: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Ex Ever Told You? by khukhi(f): 1:23pm On Oct 18, 2014
kolinz:
all girls are not the same
Lmao! So its a lie ? grin
PhonesRe: What Your SMART PHONE Does Behind You by khukhi(f): 12:57pm On Oct 18, 2014
xiaomi is the 5th largest smartphone maker according to Forbes. And the company is just 4 years old.

I'm definitely not getting one of these should it e avail in my country. Thanks for the heads up Op.
PhonesRe: What Your SMART PHONE Does Behind You by khukhi(f): 12:52pm On Oct 18, 2014
http://m.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2014/10/in-defense-of-iphones-that-the-fbi-cant-search/381530/

Cell phone privacy can be important. In the Oscar Pretorious trial ,the iPhone he was using had to be sent to the U.S for authorities to access info. Regarding the investigation as I think the suspect claimed he forgot his password. But whatever that would been found there might not have been to his advantage.
PhonesRe: What Your SMART PHONE Does Behind You by khukhi(f): 12:39pm On Oct 18, 2014
That's why the latest apple phone 6 is designed to strictly protect your privacy .[size=8pt][/size]

Not even the FBI can access your info. There according to media reports. It comes at a costly price ofcourse.
RomanceRe: Don't Look For Virgins In Tertiary Institutions by khukhi(f): 10:12am On Oct 18, 2014
Okay
CultureRe: Some Yoruba Parents Are WICKED!! by khukhi(f): 10:07am On Oct 18, 2014
Important message Op. I guess its a culture of the tribe. But some traditional practices should be stopped in the 21st century. I can only imagine the kind of resentment this kid will have when he/she grows up cause life is tough without the facial markings as I'm sure it leads to confidence issues for these kids.
RomanceRe: Why do Women Always Make An Issue Out Of Everything by khukhi(f): 10:01am On Oct 18, 2014
Tymax:
Women and their double standards. It's okay for a woman to have a long list of requirements but a guy must "take her for whom she is".
Rabbish.
Lmfao! True. Surely not all women are like that though.
RomanceRe: Why do Women Always Make An Issue Out Of Everything by khukhi(f): 9:58am On Oct 18, 2014
One more thing... women are sensitive my brother just remember that.
RomanceRe: Why do Women Always Make An Issue Out Of Everything by khukhi(f): 9:56am On Oct 18, 2014
adepiero:
I said reasonable comment! :X
But you know some mistakes you can't correct ....like sagging or big boobs. Maybe that's what caused the reaction from others.
RomanceRe: Why do Women Always Make An Issue Out Of Everything by khukhi(f): 9:54am On Oct 18, 2014
destante:
first things first. Post your pissure lerrus see what you can try to make amendments to too since you have the powers undecided
gringrin
RomanceRe: Why do Women Always Make An Issue Out Of Everything by khukhi(f): 9:53am On Oct 18, 2014
Hi Op,I'm all for constructive criticism. And we all have our preferences.
RomanceRe: Reasons Why Telling Others About The Problems In Your Relationship/ Marriage I by khukhi(f): 9:45am On Oct 18, 2014
Nice thread Op. I needed to hear that. Its so hard for me to keep anything from my granny and aunts.
RomanceRe: Is It The Duty Of Men To Initiate The I LOVE YOU Statement? by khukhi(f): 6:45am On Oct 18, 2014
Not its not the duty of men.

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