₦airaland Forum

Wah is d meaning of T bills

Nt all helicopters hav tail wings la Autojosh. Nice ideal sha

where can i sell my own

BuhariM:
Why a professor can't do anything here rather than nagging

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All they can do is tel their female students to meet them ina hotel room so as to pass them

Students did dis while in Naija na them dae rush Us dae trend. Naija my uncleland I hail

Oluwa bless my hustle

DrHighchief:
The old houses na fine house na....

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I no knw wetin dae do OP oh.
He tink say d old house no fine

lefulefu:
na to call off the proposal na. But i dont think a guy wey dey in a very serious relationship with a babe that such a babe go dey press her boobi and yansh on a male caleb wey dey perform for stage. Most girls wey dey act like dis na girls wey jus dey in a casual relationship wit d man.

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True talk sha

Holymann:
How do you explain this.
someone gave me a needle that is 4 inches long to push in his nose after applying a strange liquid on his face. I pushed it in, all of it! and to my surprise, he pulled it out of his mouth.
well, his charms stopped working when a pastor came around and started preaching.
Lest I forget, He also pulled the phone i'm using to type this out of an empty bucket.

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I need his contact oh
Let him pull Iphone X fr me biko

lefulefu:
i dont think their guys would mind sharing their girls with whizkid. I think its an honour to some guys wen dem share their babe with a star and an icon

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Who Star help.
What if d guy would have proprose to her nko ?

Wah boh Pant does it increase d chance of getting pregnant

Some of dese girls follow deir guys come oh.
Girls sha.

Has buhari won d 2nd tenure ? When did d election take place

Today I went to d toliet witout my phone. I counted twenty tiles. Who else can relate

IF I SLAP OP EHN

NotNairalandi:
If na Zebra Buhari, 20 DSS men with Mask will be guarding her

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Jst go close to her and see.

Dis guy dae spoil market sha

SolutionMee:
The candidate shouldn't be happy yet


He should instead feel sad


Cuz at his age, Bill Gate dropped out of Harvard, Paul Allen dropped out, Steve job dropped out and Mark Zukerberg dropped out as well


At his age, Larry page and his coworker founded Google at Stanford


If this is the only achievement and academic breakthrough he has ever had in his life, then he is on a stupendous path to failure



Result like this will only shy him away from his dream


If I'm in his shoe, I'll tear the result and focus on my goals

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Dis . No well oh

sulaak:
Why not build a factory

. D tin tire me oh. Mre schools , mre graudans , less jobs mre crime

Smebori shuld suma-rice d handout fr me .

mysteryman2014:
Y?

D fruit no dae settle fr my stomach

Wrist watch dat wil wash tmrw . . . Go ringroad fr benin U go see d same type 2K-3K Good sha. Aba boys were ass thou art.

Jay5mie:
Anything that doesn't increase penis size....I'm not interested

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Enta sexuality jare

[quote author=cacmatters post=69987440][/quote]. Fr ourside dat time mah granny say d smell dae kill chicken

izzy4shizzy:
Ground nut na number 3 nau

. Na grundnut b koko oh. Number 1 thing

I 8 cashew

izzy4shizzy:
11. The next best thing to garri after kuli-kuli

izzy4shizzy:
11. The next best thing to garri after kuli-kuli

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Groundnut nko ?

RottenTomato:
Nigerians have been suffering since 2015 when the useless idio.t called Buhari aka the Paedophile became president. No jobs for the youths. God come do am for me, I recently obtained loan from the bank to start my cassava and okro farm after so much stress. I didn't invest all the money in the farm, I used part of it to acquire this Automatic 8 Rounds Pump Action specifically to shoot and kill any Fulani herdsman who will dare to bring his God-forsaken cows into my farm! By the time I leave 3 bullets for em knee caps and 5 for em skull, e go know say na too much groundnut oil make puff-puff shine pass buns! I dey vex! Dia father! Dia grandmama left nyash!!!

Buhari is a kolunut-chewing cow!
Tinubu is a frog-eyed criminal!!
Lie lie Mohammed is red bororo goat!
Oshiomole is an ugly criminal dwarf!!!

Quote me to say nonsense and place a curse on your life!

Elegem face!

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Jst try registar d gun first sha