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Business / Re: CBN Sells N187b T-bills In One Week As Lending Rate Falls by khvnggift(m): 7:47am On Aug 19, 2018
Wah is d meaning of T bills

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Car Talk / Re: Man Crashed A 3-wheeled Car With A Gyrocopter While Trying To Make It Fly by khvnggift(m): 7:38am On Aug 19, 2018
Nt all helicopters hav tail wings la Autojosh. Nice ideal sha
Romance / Re: 36-Year-Old German Virgin Auctions Her Virginity For N103M. It Has Been Bought by khvnggift(m): 8:12pm On Aug 17, 2018
where can i sell my own
Health / Re: This Exoskeleton Is Designed To Help Disabled People Walk Freely (photos) by khvnggift(m): 11:23am On Aug 17, 2018
BuhariM:
Why a professor can't do anything here rather than nagging
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All they can do is tel their female students to meet them ina hotel room so as to pass them
Health / Re: This Exoskeleton Is Designed To Help Disabled People Walk Freely (photos) by khvnggift(m): 11:16am On Aug 17, 2018
Students did dis while in Naija na them dae rush Us dae trend. Naija my uncleland I hail
Celebrities / Re: Zion Balogun Gifted Customized Gold Chain (pics) by khvnggift(m): 10:14am On Aug 17, 2018
Oluwa bless my hustle

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Sports / Re: Old And New Houses Of Messi, Ronaldo, Ibrahimovic, Beckham by khvnggift(m): 9:41pm On Aug 16, 2018
DrHighchief:
The old houses na fine house na....
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I no knw wetin dae do OP oh.
He tink say d old house no fine
Romance / Re: Na Dem Dey Rush Us: Girls Rushing Wizkid On Stage by khvnggift(m): 6:46pm On Aug 16, 2018
lefulefu:
na to call off the proposal nacheesy. But i dont think a guy wey dey in a very serious relationship with a babe that such a babe go dey press her boobi and yansh on a male caleb wey dey perform for stagecheesy. Most girls wey dey act like dis na girls wey jus dey in a casual relationship wit d man.
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True talk sha
Religion / Re: What Is That Experience That Made You Feel/believe That Juju Is Real? by khvnggift(m): 2:27pm On Aug 16, 2018
Holymann:


How do you explain this.
someone gave me a needle that is 4 inches long to push in his nose after applying a strange liquid on his face. I pushed it in, all of it! and to my surprise, he pulled it out of his mouth.
well, his charms stopped working when a pastor came around and started preaching.
Lest I forget, He also pulled the phone i'm using to type this out of an empty bucket.
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I need his contact oh
Let him pull Iphone X fr me biko
Romance / Re: Na Dem Dey Rush Us: Girls Rushing Wizkid On Stage by khvnggift(m): 2:15pm On Aug 16, 2018
lefulefu:
i dont think their guys would mind sharing their girls with whizkidcheesy. I think its an honour to some guys wen dem share their babe with a star and an iconcheesy
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Who Star help.
What if d guy would have proprose to her nko ?
Health / Re: How Wearing Boxers Could Improve A Man's Sperm Count And Improve Sperm Quality by khvnggift(m): 2:08pm On Aug 16, 2018
Wah boh Pant does it increase d chance of getting pregnant
Romance / Re: Na Dem Dey Rush Us: Girls Rushing Wizkid On Stage by khvnggift(m): 1:56pm On Aug 16, 2018
Some of dese girls follow deir guys come oh.
Girls sha.

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Politics / Re: Results From Buhari's Daura Polling Unit by khvnggift(m): 6:00pm On Aug 11, 2018
Has buhari won d 2nd tenure ? When did d election take place embarassed embarassed
Politics / Re: Saraki Fires Back, Says Oshiomhole Behaving Like Rain-beaten Chicken by khvnggift(m): 11:47pm On Aug 10, 2018
grin grin

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Health / Re: 7 Common Mistakes You Probably Make In The Bathroom by khvnggift(m): 11:47am On Aug 10, 2018
Today I went to d toliet witout my phone. I counted twenty tiles. Who else can relate
Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Reveals She Was Dating Asa Asika Back In 2011 by khvnggift(m): 11:42am On Aug 10, 2018
IF I SLAP OP EHN

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Malia Obama Kissing & Smoking With Her Boyfriend, Rory Farquharson In Public by khvnggift(m): 5:01pm On Aug 07, 2018
NotNairalandi:
If na Zebra Buhari, 20 DSS men with Mask will be guarding her grin
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Jst go close to her and see.
Romance / Re: Ladies Should Have Backup Boyfriends - Joro Olumofin Reveals Why by khvnggift(m): 1:22pm On Aug 06, 2018
Dis guy dae spoil market sha

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Education / Re: JAMB: Galadima Zakari's 364, The True Highest Score In 2018 UTME by khvnggift(m): 11:18am On Aug 06, 2018
SolutionMee:
The candidate shouldn't be happy yet


He should instead feel sad


Cuz at his age, Bill Gate dropped out of Harvard, Paul Allen dropped out, Steve job dropped out and Mark Zukerberg dropped out as well


At his age, Larry page and his coworker founded Google at Stanford


If this is the only achievement and academic breakthrough he has ever had in his life, then he is on a stupendous path to failure



Result like this will only shy him away from his dream


If I'm in his shoe, I'll tear the result and focus on my goals
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Dis . No well oh

Education / Re: Elizade University Gets Full License To Operate by khvnggift(m): 10:30pm On Aug 05, 2018
sulaak:
Why not build a factory
. D tin tire me oh. Mre schools , mre graudans , less jobs mre crime
Celebrities / Re: I Enjoy It When Men Admire My Wife — Yomi Casual by khvnggift(m): 2:55pm On Aug 05, 2018
Smebori shuld suma-rice d handout fr me . cool cool
Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Cashew Nuts by khvnggift(m): 2:52pm On Aug 05, 2018
mysteryman2014:

Y?
D fruit no dae settle fr my stomach
Celebrities / Re: Davido Reacts To DJ Ecool N16 Million Diamond Encrusted Watch by khvnggift(m): 2:48pm On Aug 05, 2018
Wrist watch dat wil wash tmrw . .cheesy cheesy. Go ringroad fr benin U go see d same type 2K-3K Good sha. Aba boys were ass thou art.

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Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Cashew Nuts by khvnggift(m): 6:45pm On Aug 04, 2018
Jay5mie:
Anything that doesn't increase penis size....I'm not interested undecided
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Enta sexuality jare
Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Cashew Nuts by khvnggift(m): 6:44pm On Aug 04, 2018
cacmatters:
. Fr ourside dat time mah granny say d smell dae kill chicken
Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Cashew Nuts by khvnggift(m): 6:42pm On Aug 04, 2018
izzy4shizzy:

Ground nut na number 3 nau
. Na grundnut b koko oh. Number 1 thing
Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Cashew Nuts by khvnggift(m): 6:42pm On Aug 04, 2018
I 8 cashew lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Health / Re: 10 Health Benefits Of Cashew Nuts by khvnggift(m): 6:35pm On Aug 04, 2018
izzy4shizzy:
11. The next best thing to garri after kuli-kuli
cheesy
izzy4shizzy:
11. The next best thing to garri after kuli-kuli
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Groundnut nko ?
Politics / Re: "Support Buhari To Weed Out Thieves And Looters" - Oshiomhole Tells Nigerians by khvnggift(m): 3:56pm On Aug 04, 2018
RottenTomato:
Nigerians have been suffering since 2015 when the useless idio.t called Buhari aka the Paedophile became president. No jobs for the youths. God come do am for me, I recently obtained loan from the bank to start my cassava and okro farm after so much stress. I didn't invest all the money in the farm, I used part of it to acquire this Automatic 8 Rounds Pump Action specifically to shoot and kill any Fulani herdsman who will dare to bring his God-forsaken cows into my farm! By the time I leave 3 bullets for em knee caps and 5 for em skull, e go know say na too much groundnut oil make puff-puff shine pass buns! I dey vex! Dia father! Dia grandmama left nyash!!!

Buhari is a kolunut-chewing cow!
Tinubu is a frog-eyed criminal!!
Lie lie Mohammed is red bororo goat!
Oshiomole is an ugly criminal dwarf!!!

Quote me to say nonsense and place a curse on your life!

Elegem face!
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Jst try registar d gun first sha

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