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This is so true. Once I sense a female has no boundaries of her own then she's completely useless to me.

Good day Seun Osewa and co. I can't continue on this forum as it no longer serves me and the unnecessary bans every hour is annoying besides I love to be far away from here and if I don't deactivate I might be tempted to just get involved once in a while. I don't have access to my email attached to my account and I can't change it here as I have tried. Please I need help deactivating this account for good make I rest from here.

Jakumo:
All women should be allowed to leave parts of the country where they are hated by the sexually frustrated men who dream up laws. With an all-male society there will be no further need to pass laws to punish women, or force them to wear masquerade costumes in the tropical heat of Africa.

Once women have been allowed to evacuate from such places that are ruled by hatred, misogyny and oppression, the men left behind in that same-sex society can copulate with each other, or with cattle and goats as the mood dictates. With this simple change in gender demographics, the men remaining in such glorious lands can all live happily ever after without any risk that they will breed more such illiterate savages who might be born with a taste for blood.

I agree with this 💯

Alll you religious people will never learn. There's nothing spiritual about the new year. Life knows nothing of years
Yes people celebrate a new start but life does not reset. The calender changes but life does not pause or care. Waiting for a new year to make resolutions will not change anything, chamge only happens when we change things and not when the date changes. I only celebrate these holidays for the sake of it. You guys should wake up and break the illusion. You're not kids anymore

As I get older I begin to realize the beauty of the world and life through the lense of clarity. Pastor Chris is a supposed MOG and OBJ is who he is but he is invited to an occasion organized by the church or MOG to play a key position. So what is light and what is darkness? Once again a confirmation that life is but a game to be understood by the living. It's going to be a very rewarding 365 days for those who are prepared to receive. If you know good for you, position yourself well. If not keep fighting a battle that only exists in your mind

ajalawole:
Self employed is the best. HK for life.
Happy new year all niaralanders.

Do your thing jaré if na that way you choose, so far no use person sub. Just know the right code, updates, tools and connections. No listen to any rubbish cos in the end nobody really send anybody.

Cromagnon:
and they're winning
Who ur insult epp

Interesting.. what are they winning bros 🤔

Tendd:
Some women become combative and argumentive thinking that is feminism, that is why we have the alarming rate of divorce among our people living in diaspora.lt is so pathetic that some would make a fuss out of everything in their marital home thereby wrecking the nuclear bond that unites the family.

Most won't even allow you have a say without labelling you controlling and they're mostly of African descent worldwide. The ones in the US are worse off its why they hardly get wifed these days and then they still wonder why they're mostly single baby mamas. They're the most viable tools for family destruction but they don't know it yet that they're just tools being used by those with a deeper darker agenda

Samantha125:
Every legitimate child belongs in his or her father's house... They'd be better off there since he'd have built the house for them... This has nothing to do with feminism, but everything to do with the interests of the children.

You can as well take them to your father's house and change names to your father's name so the man can start afresh with his new family. No one gives a hoot. If you want to party with the devil come prepared and ready to go all the way. No such thing as halfway there. Go full throttle and be a real boss lady. Your kids will thank you later after all

irumole1975:
I’m a deadbeat. That’s all u need to know.

Lol... Happy new year bro

wunmi590:
Good day Nairalanders,

To eat Chicken 🐔 is now permanently for the rich and those who are earning well..

The chickens looks big physically before they are slaughtered, but after they always look small..

During Christmas I had to buy goat 🐐 from people who are rearing them for N35,000, just to change taste and, at the end it couldn't really certiisfy my 4 families, me, my wife and my 2 young kids, it got finished before 28th of December 2025..

First picture: The Chicken
Second picture: After chicken has been slaughtered
Last two pictures: The goat i slaughtered for Christians


Forgot to get before picture of the goat, but managed to get only these ones

No wonder the goat is really tiny. I for say goat 35k How The one I bought for Christmas was 140k from those northerners in aduwawa market in Benin. My popsy Northern gateman say dem run me street as him for get am for 100k for me but it was big though. New year na chicken win am.

APOPTOSIS:
Hence the reason I keep saying that no human has ever answered the most difficult question posed by Emperor Marcus Aurelius.
Religious bodies and many more can only create postulations but the truth is, the question remain unanswered with facts.

.....and the question is
Why are we here?
What's our purpose on this planet?
In my opinion, this could be the only planet that still has living creatures intact. We can't for sure say what we have out there until we explore.
For now, this is my heaven and I have vowed to enjoy my life every minute of the day since tomorrow is never guaranteed & not your right.
I will strive to create and have lasting memories while on the planet.
My Advice to you
Always be contented with what you have.
Never never allow room for greed.
Make sure you are protective of your happiness, guard it with every breath of yours.
Keep yourself busy and don't be a prey to ignorant followership. Avoid trouble.
Question everything, I mean everything.
Choose your friends and make sure they are highly cerebral in their own ways.

Your points are very valid and I also think we are here to:

learn and grow
Evolve
Contribute to life, the planet and entire system
Ensure the survival of our species amongst other things

Powerbandooo:
Don't bother to run up and down
This 2026, just sit down and command money to come to you,
I have forgotten you told me dangote is the brother of your mother

Chai...na wah 🤣🤣

Even police no dey dip hands for my pockets. Na only one babe wanted to try the crap with me and she was just a friend sef. The warning when I warn am she begin give me chance. Good thing you did the needful on time. Some girls are so steeewwwpd

Its like suicide bombing now has a different meaning cos ayam not getting this gist at all

Double0h7:
I didn’t know that, that’s why I asked.

I don’t need to be apart of a group to want freedom for them from their oppression.

Hmm... Africa as a continent is still under economic and political bondage and you're bothered about Palestinians. Not that it's wrong though but I hope You're as passionate for your continent the way you're about the Palestinians who really don't care about Africans?

dederocs:
They don't understand that people of the state love the Oba because of his integrity, leadership and unifying factor. He is the one that rallies the people. I wonder what makes them think Oba have to give an order before youths fight in his honour...the people truly love the Oba.

Outsiders can't and will never understand the relationship of the people and the throne

dederocs:
Can never happen...mind the business of your state and tribe. minions don't speak on matters of kings

I tire for the muntula. Some of them think it's like their royalty that's for sale and who sits on the throne is politically determinedand influenced... The comment made me laugh so hard at his ignorance

Yankee101:
If the Obaseki camp takes back power he’ll be deposed, defanged or the kingdom will be split into smaller kingdoms like they did to Sanusi in Kano emirate

Deposed by whom? You think Benin is like other parts of the country where thrones are lobbied for? Stop displaying your ignorance here.

Double0h7:
You get Cartoon Network in Nigeria 😱

-from the river to the sea Palestine 🇵🇸 will be free-

Wow... What sort of question is that? I grew up watching cable and so did a lot of Nigerians till date. Anyway what's your business with Palestinians being free or not? Are you Palestinian?

Double0h7:
Cool 😁

I'm in Nigeria... what's with your sig btw

Double0h7:
🤔 where are you in the world?

I’m just checking something 😝

Close to you 😁

RPG2020:
Coming from a 38 years old woman with no Man in her life continue you are doing well

Leave them be... Body go tell them. See Tonto dey seek God now. See Tiwa crying on stage while performing "Somebody's son" that day.

Just leave them make them dey pretend online and weep behind closed doors

infogenius:
With ₦2 million in Nigeria today (December 2025), a 45-year-old jobless man can still marry, rent a house, and start a small business, but it must be done very carefully and modestly.

The money is not plenty, so priorities matter.

Here’s a realistic plan:
1 Marriage (₦500k–₦700k max)
Go for a simple court/registry wedding + small reception for 50–70 people.
◦ Registry fees + certificate: ₦50k–₦100k
◦ Simple traditional rites (introduction + few items): ₦200k–₦300k
◦ Small reception (canopy, food, drinks in compound or hall): ₦250k–₦300k
.
Find a woman who understands the situation and is ready for low-key wedding. No big aso-oke or 500 guests.

2 Renting a house (₦500k–₦700k for first year)
Look for a decent 1- or 2-bedroom flat in a suburb or semi-urban area (e.g., outskirts of Lagos, Ibadan, Port Harcourt, Abuja suburbs, or medium cities like Ilorin, Akure, Benin).
◦ Annual rent: ₦300k–₦500k
◦ Agency + agreement: ₦50k–₦100k
◦ Caution + light furnishing: ₦100k–₦200k
Avoid highbrow areas like Lekki, VI, Maitama—those rents alone will swallow the whole ₦2m.

3 Start a small business (₦600k–₦1m)

Choose something with low startup cost, quick returns, and daily cash flow:
◦ POS agency + small provision shop: ₦500k–₦800k (machine ₦100k–₦200k, float ₦200k, rent small shop/container ₦100k/year, stock ₦200k–₦400k).
◦ Phone repair/accessories + charging hub: ₦600k–₦800k.
◦ Pure water/bottled water distribution (buy sachet machine or partner with factory): ₦800k–₦1m.
◦ Poultry (200–300 layers or broilers): ₦700k–₦1m for pen, birds, feed.
Avoid anything that needs big shop or heavy machines.

Sample budget breakdown (₦2m total):
• Wedding: ₦600k
• Rent + basic setup: ₦600k
• Business capital: ₦700k
• Emergency/buffer: ₦100k
Extra tips:
• Marry a woman who can support or has small income (hairdressing, tailoring, teaching). Teamwork is key.
• Live in the same area as the business to save transport.
• Cut every unnecessary expense—no big TV, no new phone, no owambe every weekend.
• Hustle hard from day 1. The business must start bringing money in 1–3 months.

It’s tight, but many men have started with less and succeeded through discipline and prayer.


₦2m is seed money, not luxury money. Plant it wisely, water it with hard work, and it can grow into something solid.

U can do it, bros.
Start small, stay focused, God dey ur back. 💪🙏

For inside 2M see your advice... Only the wedding swallow over 1m and you're saying it's realistic? Who be your kpoli plug bro? You gats change am

Double0h7:
I am weasel 😂😂😂
Dexters lab 😭😭😭

Did you watch pinky and the brain?

Lol . What are we going to do tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!

Stephen0mozzy:
Rice #200 per cup?

This antie wey dey cook Chicken Soup with #1,500. Are these true prices?

All those liars. If person use #1500 run chicken soup for this country you go bold eat am? Na which chicken be that. Nor go chop vulture say na chicken ooh

SURElee:
I didn't finish reading your annoying lamentations because you are lamenting more than the writer of the book of lamentations


Now, you said she isn't somebody to trust.

Okay, she isn't somebody to trust, yet you sleep with her without protection? Because if you used protection or abstained, she wouldn't be telling you she is pregnant.

Oga, dance to the tune of your music and don't bore us with your sorry lamentations jare

Very anyhow guy

DeclanR:
Exactly ma.
Thanks so much for this advice.
I appreciate 🙏

Just look at this one. Yen yen yen... You dey take advice na him you dey this junction when you dey so? I remember you na. Upon all the signs, exposure from experienced nairalanders here coupled with advice given did you take anyone? You still dey blast same yo Rawlings only to come back here again for advice? Which advice again? For what na? I really blame people wasting time advising you. Go and prepare to be a daddy and partner to public property