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Romance › Re: She Came, She Offered, We Panicked: True Story From The UK by kiddaz: 5:13am On Jun 19
At one point, she sat in front of me and kept flirting with a married colleague. I even saw her hand on a grey area on his trousers while they were whispering. But even he couldn’t go further.

Eventually, she got frustrated, made some calls, and left
The first bold is harassment from her but nobody talks about that because it's done by a female and the second bold shows clearly she knew exactly what she was doing. The laws over there are rigged in their favor so save yourself the trouble and avoid them as best as you can, intoxicated or not.
Romance › Re: If Your Intention Isn’t To Get Married, So Why’re You Dating? by kiddaz: 4:37am On Jun 19
Myopic. Not everyone is keen on marriage and every date doesn't end in matrimony. It's not compulsory
Crime › Re: ‎Kaduna Youths Chase Out Armed Bandits, Terrorists Forced To Retreat (VIDEO) ‎ by kiddaz: 4:33am On Jun 19
Spineless men on first page though. I commend the Kaduna youths big time. If others are bold enough a lot can be saved. We are getting there. The prophecy seems to be coming closer than I expected
Romance › Re: She Was Docking Two Brothers by kiddaz: 6:02pm On Jun 18
Normal OS and she's mentioning love like she knows the meaning 🤣🤣
Sports › Re: Cape Verde Ladies Are Beautiful As They Storm The Streets After Draw With Spain by kiddaz: 1:56pm On Jun 18
So cape Verde get football team when even qualify for World cup?
Sports › Re: Official FIFA World Cup 2026 Thread by kiddaz: 11:06am On Jun 18
First world cup when nor interest me at all undecided
Travel › Re: I Want My Family And I To Migrate To Luxembourg by kiddaz: 9:47pm On Jun 17
Nigeria. Where economic hardship meets serious insecurity. Who fit japa make him run oo. With the way this country dey go na explosion and those evil men for top na next elections concern them
Pets › Re: Tortoise Stranded In Lekki by kiddaz: 9:38pm On Jun 17
tobore4u:
I saw this creature to day while it was raining at lekki
I use anything when you believe in take beg you. Don't eat it or sell it. Keep am. Na your own now
Travel › Re: The UK Didn't Make Me Happier, And Nigeria Couldn't Either by kiddaz: 9:30pm On Jun 17
So i go just siddon dey read your fkn opinion when nor affect me in any wayhuh See epistles on top nada
Romance › Re: Getting Girls Is Far Different From Getting Sex. My Experience (pics) by kiddaz: 4:35pm On Jun 17
QuinQQ:
Because he's a comedian and rable router. He could've been a very good comedian
Yeah right. I felt the same thing when I heard a song he did. Laff wan finish me. He's in the wrong profession I guess
Romance › Re: Getting Girls Is Far Different From Getting Sex. My Experience (pics) by kiddaz: 3:43pm On Jun 17
QuinQQ:
I agree. He has no talent but he is better than Akpi. But then almost everybody is better than Akpi grin
Yeah makes me wonder why he's even known at all
Romance › Re: Getting Girls Is Far Different From Getting Sex. My Experience (pics) by kiddaz: 3:35pm On Jun 17
QuinQQ:
Right? Like Speedy Akpi, zero talent in music but he still has his fans and making money
Hahahahahahahahaha... I prefer Dbull abeg grin
Health › Re: Bitter Leaf And Diabetes: Powerful Traditional Remedy Or Misconception? by kiddaz: 3:31pm On Jun 17
eepeepook:
My grandmother used bitterleaf-soaked water to control her blood sugar. She used spinach-soaked water to “clean out her kidneys.” She never faced sugar issues for a day out of her 101-year life.
What a lot of people don't know is most of these pharmaceutical companies are profit oriented. They don't treat but suppress and manage the sicknesses so you become reliant on them and a lot of times the side effects requires another follow up drug and treatment. God/ nature has given us everything we need to survive but my people perish for lack of knowledge
Romance › Re: Getting Girls Is Far Different From Getting Sex. My Experience (pics) by kiddaz: 3:10pm On Jun 17
QuinQQ:
I understand dreams die hard but if you don't have it you just don't. You find something you have talent for
Lol true.. but I like his spirit. He just needs to channel it rightly
Science/Technology › Re: SpaceX To Acquire Cursor for $60 Billion by kiddaz: 3:08pm On Jun 17
This man... his vision is out of this present world
Phones › Re: What Every Jargon You See On Your Phone Specifications Mean by kiddaz: 2:39pm On Jun 17
chatinent:
Can you make your ROM become your RAM?
Technically you cannot but...
Politics › Re: Oyo Is Not Chibok, I Will Sacrifice Myself For Their Safe Return - Seyi Makinde by kiddaz: 1:14pm On Jun 17
They are sponsored by the political elites na why things be like this.
Foreign Affairs › Re: "I Won't Close My Shop!" Nigerian Businessman Defies Xenophobia In South Africa by kiddaz: 12:28pm On Jun 17
Hahahahahaha...very funny but clearly says it all grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: "I Won't Close My Shop!" Nigerian Businessman Defies Xenophobia In South Africa by kiddaz: 12:24pm On Jun 17
I no get time to waste arguing with people who can't see beyond their noses. My joy is, when the dust settles, and it will, we will know who is who. Everyone involved will definitely learn their lessons and the empty ones will repeat it again while the smart ones will climb higher. In the mean time every empty barrel can be making noise online. Ciao cool
Romance › Re: Getting Girls Is Far Different From Getting Sex. My Experience (pics) by kiddaz: 11:53am On Jun 17
QuinQQ:
Seriously, I'm deadly serious, don't quit your day job
Dbull on this one grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Should My Friend Be Worried? by kiddaz: 11:37am On Jun 17
NEWBIN:
My friend's wife has a male friend. In a long night phone interaction, the friend told my friends wife that he could suck her breast but she told him she couldn't do that with him. But they kept the friendship.

One time, this friend told my friend s wife that he wanted to go on a vacation. My friend's wife said "I will go with you." Show repeated it though it sounded like a joke.

Could the woman be interested in the man?
Your wife rather. Holy brother, better start doking your wife very well before Satan use her besty pass there scatter your farm grin
But una no dey hear word. You think expressing yourself sexually is a sin. Na so one pastor wife nearly put me for trouble. Knack her well and be kind to her too. My friend indeed grin
Politics › Re: "I Was Shocked By Your Insult." - Reno Omokri Replies Davido by kiddaz: 8:39am On Jun 17
Davido never insulted him, he only called him what he is, a bingo
Foreign Affairs › Re: Give Each Citizen 1 Million Yearly - South African Protest Leader by kiddaz: 8:11am On Jun 17
See someone people are looking up to... No sense grin

Lazy people everywhere always looking to blame foreigners for the results of their laziness. Now they want to get paid doing nothing grin

I said it before, foreigners should leave and let's watch how they destroy themselves and then see who they will blame next.

Stewwpd people are not aware they're stewwpd just like the dead aren't aware they're dead
Celebrities › Re: 'Umu Bingo, Fowl' Davido Slams Reno Omokri Over Oyo Students Kidnap by kiddaz: 7:31am On Jun 17
emmabest2000:
If to say OBO na Igbo man he for use Nwa Eke-uke instead of Umu Bingo

But the truth is that
Reno is a small Ewu Gambia
How you take add that gif. I no sabi am sad
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by kiddaz: 7:00pm On Jun 16
tonididdy:
We know you lying but continue
And how do you know he's lying? Oh married women don't cheat? My own Muslim smalla when me and am done knack each other wetin no good disappear go Abuja go marry old Alhaji. Girl when dey twist body into sexual positions normal guy nor go understand how to position and penetrate, smalla when dey steady confess say she loves me cos of crazy sexcapades we share come go marry old man. Wetin you expect? She came to Lagos for work na my place she sleep and based on say we dey enjoy our knacking I still knack her badderly but as someone with sensitive spirit I saw her husband and crowd for my dream. Demanding his wife. I woke up and stylishly psyched her and she opened up that it was just the sex she was missing that she was married and now divorced. How can you be married and divorced within a year? I had to start a fight so she would leave me be and it worked. No dey doubt oo... Things dey play every day. My own grace say I nor know before I do am. God done forgive me since. Many smallies dey like that when family or pressure dey make dem marry wrong and na wetin dey cause many cheating undecided
Crime › Re: British Gay Couple Who Raped Their Adopted Baby Son To Death Set To Be Sentenced by kiddaz: 5:17pm On Jun 16
Omor mehn... I just can't. I can't imagine what that little baby went through chai!

Imagine the ones that don't make headlines
Romance › Re: How Would You React To This?? by kiddaz: 5:11pm On Jun 16
ChizzyBuna:
So I should face 10 agbero taskforce because of pussy grin grin grin
For pussy that can give stubborn infection
You people are not realistic at all.
Peak delusional
I know say na the numbers dey fear you cos you done sing am taya grin
Na your mind no organize. You dey reason violence instead of dialogue / negotiation. You nor know say this mouth get power pass anything? Just sabi use am follow up. Abeg forget the banny for now. No replace anything ooo, make you nor go start wetin you no go fit finish. Just remove yaself from the equation for now grin
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by kiddaz: 4:49pm On Jun 16
almarthins:
I don't know if esan language has sub dialets. I know the owan people uses gbe e for cursing, almost for any thing .
Lol na the same thing bro, even Bini too. All Edo languages cut across each other na. I was just saying "advert kee you"
Romance › Re: How Would You React To This?? by kiddaz: 4:47pm On Jun 16
ChizzyBuna:
Chaiiii so I mess up cry cry
No you did not mess up. There was nothing you could have done because if there was you would have done it right? And besides you are just the side dude. But if I was in your shoes based on who I be I for fit spin that situation to my advantage and those guys would have started seeing her differently. Na power play and you for fit use am blast the banny shapperly

Agbero understand languages of the streets. Na to corner the leader peacefully go one side and pally/negotiate with am. You nor go use force because them fit disgrace you before anybody come. There's a way and manner you approach those guys and they listen. Em get one period go find banny for area where I done vow never to enter (badore), me when be confirm Benin born and bred hands on almost everything strong. This useless girl no even dey around and she told me to come. I had to wait in one bar and before you know almost 10pm Only me dey drink and eat, smoke etc na the smally when they sell smoke even set me up cos those guys no even know if I dey there cos of my sitting position. Next thing na only me and them dey the bar asides the bar people and shawarma guy. Like ten just sitting two two a side, rounding me up no much noise. Let me know say I must deliver something for them like this. My hood far I had to cooperate when I see the kala quietly pointed in case I want form Galadima. I just smiled at the guy with the kala and told hem to sit like the rest guys and we are all the same. I asked them what they wanted. The way I ake answer them they know say me no get wahala. We all drank together I even ordered more smoke and still dash them small thing before leaving. Anywhere those guys see me them dey prostrate with many hailing's you go think say I be one Local Yoruba hero.

Another one for that dead mobile road area I just dey comot another babe house wey I go pass the weekend. As I open gate na these mean looking guys about four of them. They know I'm not in their hood. One was bold enough to corner me say wetin dey for them. I told him to find me smoke plug first make him no worry. I turn them to errand boys immediately. When the babe came from work and saw them I think they asked after me from her, she almost lost her mind begging me to please not put her in trouble. All i'm saying is next time act like they are dealing with you and deal with them accordingly...

You no fuckup sha but you for try talk small and you know the banny fit done dey give them attitude so na your talk for fit help or not. Either way na wisdom cos if you say make you form Galadima go dey challenge them, na better beating for nothing.
Health › Re: I Want To Get Rid Of This Kpuff Toto But It's Not Working - Lady Cries Out by kiddaz: 4:17pm On Jun 16
almarthins:
That's esan. I never heard use "gbe e" in their dialet.
Lol You no know

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