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KobolanderSegun:
Attention all men be a Nackson and even if you cheat she will never stab you she may slap you if she catches you but her slap is designed to make you Nackson her in revenge. It's important men Nack very well that way a woman will know you are a treasure and not harm you. Most domestic violence stems from lack of love or poor $e#. You don't know how much love and $e# keeps relationships together. My last two girl friends were repeat offenders in cheating but no man will every slap them. Way too beautiful to be hurt or slapped.

Big m000g000

19 and already a murderer and a pharmtool... Wonderful!

Mehhn... This sh111t is now too much every fvckn day. Something needs to be done and fast

SpencerForbes:
If you keep testing, I’m 100% sure you’ll never find a wife. Most Nigerian girls will fail loyalty test even with a ring on their finger. Just look for a woman that can train your kids and respect you Once she’s given birth ensure you take care of the kids. Your purpose should be finding a good mother for your kids.

This isn't making any sense in real life situations. If a woman respects you she will not be playing both sides to begin with. If she finds someone else she will first end it with you then move on to the next. I don't even understand what some of you guys are into. There are girls who will never play two sides at once and I have met them. No one is perfect but as a man you never take a woman who plays both sides seriously. What nonsense is she going to teach the kids

Better safe than sorry... Parents and guardians take note ooh 👂

Double0h7:
Wow! I never knew this. I thought plants grown in this manner could not produce fruit. This is mind blowing. I’m going to research this and thanks to you, that’s another rabbit hole that I’ll probably spend days down. Thank you for sharing this with me 🫶

You're welcome. I even heard fruits from hydroponic farm system are even better.

Chijeep:
Please help me(mature minds only)
After getting tired of the flaws discovered from most city girls I decided this mid-year to go my village to get a lady for marriage. And with the help of my cousin sister I was able to get this particular girl(Judith) and she agreed in the sense that she's also very much ready to settle down.
Everything was going perfectly so I decided to go and see her in person so that we can proceed to the next stage which I went and she introduced me to her mom.
Her mother's reaction showed that they both liked and welcomed me as a proposed inlaw. So we move on, and I came back to my Base to inform my dad and my dad didn't say No. And I let her know that everything is good at my own side too. That we're good to go.
So this faithful mind pressured me to test this girl's loyalty to me and the relationship(because atimes she used to say something like; guys use to approached her for marriage and she rejected). So 1 day I used a fake fb account to chat her up and to cut the story short she said she's not in any relationship, nor married and she agreed to meet the other fake guy I used. She told the guy(because I asked if I could meet her people when I come) that they shouldn't rush things that it should be a gradual process. And went ahead to send the guy her number and even her picture. But she told the guy that nothing like having s3x. And after there chat I confronted her myself saying that she failed my test and she fuvk up. Buh she started explaining but I was highly disappointed. And she went ahead to inform my cousin sister to apologise to me on her hehalf and also told her friend to chat me and apologise.
NOW MY COUSIN SISTER TOLD ME TO FORGIVE AND MOVE ON WITH HER BUT HER MOTHER IS NOW GETTING ANGRY AT ME THAT I OVER ACTED TO THE ISSUE.

PLEASE IS IT NOT A RED FLAG ENOUGH TO QUIT OR GET ANGRY OR WAS MY TESTING NOT NECESSARY AS HER FRIEND WAS EVEN SAYING THAT; WHO'S TESTING GIRLS LOYALTY IN THIS AGE OF LIFE.
Please I need a nice answers because I'm very much ready to settle down.

Run far from that family. Let this sink into your head today. Every time your instinct suggests things to you on certain important life decisions, it's not your thoughts but a higher power directing you to what you must know in order to be safe.

Now that the light has exposed what's in darkness, do yourself a favour or forever remain ph00leesh... The mom is a pharmtool and is angry you aren't the client they had anticipated. Thank your God and keep looking for a partner closer to you. Only like 5% of girls can be loyal and out of this I really can't say the percentage of the ones who can be loyal in a LDR

Diamond098454:
Your insecurity is alarming and it's a sign of a weak man. You you you Mr tester hope you will pass when she test you in her own way?

You are not ready for marriage

Learn to not comment all the time when your fingers itch to type. You keep giving the impression that you have nothing upstairs

Chetas81:
the same pastor who refused to join Christian association of Nigeria accusing them as bunch of criminals?

Probably doesn't want to share his loot amongst the den of criminals parading themselves as God's anointed

10. The working ones who may have very good paying jobs but always pushed by greed to seduce, open legs for the top bosses and use the puzzzay to climb up the corporate ladder until they get to the topmost top

BigYash:
Is he trying to say all our nowadays girl are all into hookups? Because every Nigerian girl fits into one or more groups there.. Wtf

Ohh you were not informed

2cribz:
Who really cares
An your plastic accidented car repackaged and resprayed has no airbags
Go sleep dumbo

Pls u dawrft dealers
There is no new benz in naija
U dumbos ahud stop fooling dumiz like him
Take those silly dry cleaners nylon off
Na used car from yankee with almost 7 owners
No be brand new

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Dogalmighty17:
God of man has spoken.
Nigerians help me consider this. It is an error to pastor a church for years and you become richer than the congregation you pastor. There is no prominent pastor in Nigeria that started ministry with up to 300 naira in their account. I'm not talking about the Jerry Eze set of pastors. Even his set non of them started ministry with up to 5 million of personal funds in their accounts.

Majority of these pastors are billionaires now. Just last year, a group of them donated 500m each to buy a Rolls Royce for their spiritual father. The most prominent one among them didn't even have transport and a place to sleep when he first stepped foot in Abuja. His church office was an abandoned molue bus he covered with wrapper at the windows.

But they are billionaires today. So my question is, how many billionaires have they raised if at all? How many through their teachings have become billionaires? This upward vacuuming of wealth from those in desperate need to those who are already comfortable is a stain on the church.

Primate Ayodele is boasting of a 150 million naira shoe, which of his members can afford that? What business is his church engaged in that he can afford that?

There is a prominent pentecostal Church headquartered in Abuja that a pastor of one of the branches, his wife and some members got kidnapped by bandits within the week. The assistant pastor was shot dead. The blogs aren't carrying it and everyone is moving on as if nothing serious has happened.

Do churches exist just to benefit the GO and his family? This is an error!

THE ANSWER IS YES! Imagine someone who claims to know God boasting that he wears such while members are suffering, 150M when fit buy 4 bedroom terraced apartment comfortably for Chevron Drive na em this id10t dey put for leg and some of his flock are homeless and can't even afford rent in a good environment. Many can't feed well, pay school fees for kids yet they form all sorts of lies and formats to pressure and guilt trip the poor into paying them. Nothing has changed. As it was in the beginning so it still is. Religion and politics are weapons of oppression and control until the world stops

Imagine what a so called man of God is saying? Arrogant and proud sonnovabeeech!!! Do you have any money if not for the religious tool of harvesting the finances of the congregation and gullible followers? See what religion has caused again? And after this public spectacle the same ignorant followers will still remain there, enriching this false prophet/ MOG because their existence has been rooted in a religion that has them locked in wether they see the truth or not. A man of God and supposed religious lader boasting with material things!

Wetin these pulpit bandits and government thieves go use Nigerians eyes see, mouth no go fit talk again..

budaatum:
You did say it's from your own observation of "a video where a Nigerian lady who reside in the UK", but we are obligated to freely educate you. It is however not compulsory that you learn though, and instead insult to hide your lack of knowledge.

I've added the opening post below because this is the sort of thread some sort create and then delete because it embarrasses you.

In your haste to defend you are quoting me with someone else's contribution. I never insulted you before but now it's obvious You're a ph000l and lack simple understanding. I said what I said and I know what I know. You can eat 5h1t too I really don't care

budaatum:
Especially if one doesn't have a clue what truth is, and is too lazy to go seek it.

Do Igbos divorce more than other Nigerian tribes?

Okay Igbo Voltron... my submission is from my own observations. You can keep asking Google or your favourite ai chatbot

This isn't far from the truth

Funny how some people on this planet don't know the G.O.A.T

Suddenly we are getting results... The truth will unfold or at the worst someone who is the weakest link amongst the evil doers will be the fall guy

Bakrabas:
Something is not clear, were they given the riffles as vigilante because the suspect said "we patrol with them ask Oga Victor"

If they were vigilantes the army wouldn't obstruct their patrol or even label them otherwise and then AK-47 isn't what normal vigilantes patrol with

dollytino4real:
bad words and venting his poverty on my 15 years boy always carrying cutlass to beat u today makes it the 3rd time of doing it

AHH... If what you say is true, you and your boy need to get out from there fast. Carrying cutlass to beat someone Report him ooh... And try to stay away from him for your safety and that of your boy. Better safe than sorry

dollytino4real:
na my challenge i post here because am almost going mad here

Why are you almost going mad? What is abusive about your marriage? You didn't say anything but you want advice

Yeah I agree something is off here

This is true. A friend (male) who owns a big unisex Salon told me same thing that when he's lifting legs to treat thier feet he goes through a lot and some of these ladies are married. He also mentioned some deliberate doing it to take advantage of him and that guy no get morals like me when it comes to other people's wives

AllBlack:
No mind am. Yes e get location wey dey sell water reach like that but Ask the mumu boy how much be him bathing soap you go hear say na premier cool soap.

Abeg I no fit laugh o 😂😂😂

Nice... Isn't this the same as hydroponic farming? You can grow literally every plant without soil. People do this on larger scale for commercial farming here in Lagos. It's a better alternative to soil and can be done indoors. I heard it increases yield by 30% compared to soil farming

OctavianAC:
I hate voice note with passion. I see anyone using voice notes consistently as illiterate or people too lazy to rely on.

This is f00l1sh... Vn is good for it's purpose as Vc's are and so are SMS and texts. I love and prefer to type but sometimes I do VN's too when I'm not in a position to type

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Nancyeke:
How do i love myself…

I ask this question because someone once accused me of been egotistical.
Because I corrected her been insensitive

I think it's better you research that yourself and for the love of God stop bothering about what other people says or think about you so long as it feels good with your conscience fvck everyone else's opinions and thoughts

denitro:
God gains nothing from hell because God does not punish, condemn, or burn anyone.
“The Lord casts no one into hell; spirits cast themselves down.” (Heaven and Hell §545)
Hell exists because human beings are created with freedom. Without the ability to reject heaven, love would be meaningless.
Hell preserves freedom and spiritual order, God’s “gain” is not satisfaction or justice-through-pain, but order:
“Hell is from man, and not from the Lord.” (Heaven and Hell §547)
Hell allows those who love evil to live in a state that matches their inner life, without destroying heaven or forcing goodness on them
Punishment is not imposed, it is inherent.
“Every evil carries its own punishment with it.” (Heaven and Hell §485)
God gains nothing here; suffering arises naturally when a life ordered toward selfishness and domination collapses into disorder.
God’s will is universal salvation
“The Lord wills the salvation of all.” (Heaven and Hell §521)
Hell exists not because God wants it, but because love cannot be coerced.
Hell is chosen, not assigned, people in hell actually prefer it to heaven:
“Those who are in hell cannot endure the sphere of heaven.” (Heaven and Hell §552)
Forcing them into heaven would be torture, not mercy....Read Swedenborg's books

I kinda like this analysis though and it's sensible enough... You're taking about Emanuel Swedenborg the Swedish scientist right?