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Ayjay44:
rest bros you re not making any sense

Yahoo all the way

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Be like na ugly women dey wicked and heartless pass

You go wan help her ministry not knowing she's on a mission to destroy your life. This life na wah

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Mariangeles:
An expressive man mostly.

I want to know exactly what you mean

Ahh Nairaland. Someone got his dirty fingers blistered cooking he rushes to open a thread.

Spilled some water on the bedroom floor another tread

Got injured using toothpick a thread in progress

Just washed his boxers... Millennium thread

A girl is liking him... the thread go hit front page sef

This place is just too effed up

Finally this guy go rest for the matter with him 304 mother. A lot of you guys have failed to confirm paternity for your kids even when you know the girl involved is lose. Paternity is not by resemblance oo anyone can resemble another person, it doesn't mean they're blood related

Make i no talk wetin dey mind. I go just keep am inside

See wetin sweet tow tow cause.. the two ijeeots thought they had the golden rod

So sad.. two beautiful souls returned as soon as they came here. I can't Imagine the pains of the parents now

Lol church people
Thank God for showing me the truth. Keep playing religion and deceive yourselves. They say it's one body in Christ but they all have different beliefs and doctrines

RealityKings1:
Ghost of the coast 🤣
That place has a Venice potential

That would have been brilliant if those in charge can take the initiative to attract investors but that place is a ghetto so there's supposed to be a lot of evacuation, demolition, before anything can take place there

I don't fear anyone of those words. They're all tied to the material realm which we will eventually abandon, so it's utterly ridiculous to fear at all. Instead I prepare

Na so one guy call him wife put am on speakers. She was supposed to on night duty. Brooo... she was just moaning in pleasure and answering the phone. Guy was confused and heart broken almost in tears

Guy just remove your mind sha. She's still in the market. Stop gumming yourself to her. Set her free, reduce calling and checking on her. Let her be the one trying to hold on to you while you are out there exploring for her replacements and getting better. Then if she passes this test you can give her her spot at the top back but if not relegate her and place another above. Stop holding on too tight. Na woman thing be that.

Most important kill that mindset of expecting the worst while hoping for the best. What is the worst? She finds someone else? gets wiped mercilessly?

Don't expect anything or hope for anything. Just live knowing that you won't lose what is yours. So wtv the outcome you carry no weight. Ease your mind bro

IFuckWell:
Sometimes I wish I was born a girl. Bro women ARE SO DEVIOUS.. there's this fellow Corper I've been chasing in my lodge for over three months now. Now tonight I just discovered her knacking a resident of the town we all are in for our NYSC.

And this was a girl that keeps calling me small boy. I don't even know why. But omoh I feel very heartbroken rn, I can't even explain why.

At times, I wish I was a girl so I'll be the one getting chased by men and breaking the hearts of men.

Nobody should bring that useless rubbish of go find money. Even her roommate is justifying that nobody owes me explanation which is true. I feel super sadddd

She's actually right. You are a very small boy with small mind... bobriskeee

Bleached face and lips.,. Rip to him though

Dreal1247:
Some of the Traditional rulers have actually sold their people to the herdsmen by giving a large space of land to the terrorists. Look at what is happening in Edo state. To worsen the matter, some locals are now working with the terror groups against their local communities.

Seriously bro. I was in ekpoma last December for a burial and the sort of news I was hearing about kidnapping. Me when done map weekend enjoyment for one sharp hotel had to cut it short. I had to dash to Benin quickly before story get kleg. And these so called village rulers do all of it for the money.

Even though virginity doesn't mean she's good or the marriage will be better, it's still wise to know her past. Women can and will never be men. Call it sexist, misogynist... wtv ist you want. We give and women receive. You can't compare one who gives energy and the other who receives different energies from different sources being deposited in her core. It ain't the same my brothers do not be f00led by op to lose guard. Don't make that mistake of not knowing her past or else you will cry for the rest of your life

Remember if your future matters her past should. Don't be the loser

Ikenna, which day here you commot when you dey type in imma, gonna, trynna? Na wah ooh

VeraAg:
What prompted me to ask this questions is from my observations. Dark skin girls get called names from childhood while lighter girls are given compliments and if some decided to be messing around with a guy or two, they were rarely called out . I totally understand what is being said here about not comparing my life to others, I was heated at the moment of posting this.

This is the most bogus bs I have ever heard/ read. Did you grow up in a cave or what

Nice observations. It's just a little part of the mind control games being played out. They then label it as trend. So those with weaker minds will follow. It goes far beyond that, even down to what people eat and how they live their private lives and relationships with others

I will first thank God I found out before they unalived me. Then I will push her to him so they can enjoy eachother very well because I have sore nerves

See person face sef. God save the guy future generations

Either 99% of commenters on the first page are empty headed or have no heads at all. Someone was arrested, detained and beaten by the police and all everyone of you still find ways to blame him for that? You didn't reas anything into the police brutality... Ohh I get it he's Portable, the guy y'all love to hate because he made it out of the gutters. When you're detained and brutalized by the NPF to stuppor or when they treat you like an outcast in your own country I hope y'all take it in and stfu...

meobizy:
He’s not a serious human being. He’s a mere multimillionaire and not a billionaire. His wealth can dry up one day. He may even be a scammer looking to have some fun before kicking the bucket

You are really an ignorant 4hool! And why is it your concern what the man wants for himself? Are you a part of his family or you know how things work within it's structure? Nairaland just be giving all these plebs fake wings.

Dzzzz:
You guys deserve to be in Nairaland Museum😂

You no get sense

Host78:
make una stop dey laff

It's crazy cos a lot of y'all are in that category and yet be so disrespectful... 2005 I done graduate from uni. Before 2009 I done dey collect raw dollars dey travel upandan and you were still wearing superman underpants

Worn out, tired and overused kunchas