₦airaland Forum

wunmi590:
Good day Nairalanders,

To eat Chicken 🐔 is now permanently for the rich and those who are earning well..

The chickens looks big physically before they are slaughtered, but after they always look small..

During Christmas I had to buy goat 🐐 from people who are rearing them for N35,000, just to change taste and, at the end it couldn't really certiisfy my 4 families, me, my wife and my 2 young kids, it got finished before 28th of December 2025..

First picture: The Chicken
Second picture: After chicken has been slaughtered
Last two pictures: The goat i slaughtered for Christians


Forgot to get before picture of the goat, but managed to get only these ones

No wonder the goat is really tiny. I for say goat 35k How The one I bought for Christmas was 140k from those northerners in aduwawa market in Benin. My popsy Northern gateman say dem run me street as him for get am for 100k for me but it was big though. New year na chicken win am.

APOPTOSIS:
Hence the reason I keep saying that no human has ever answered the most difficult question posed by Emperor Marcus Aurelius.
Religious bodies and many more can only create postulations but the truth is, the question remain unanswered with facts.

.....and the question is
Why are we here?
What's our purpose on this planet?
In my opinion, this could be the only planet that still has living creatures intact. We can't for sure say what we have out there until we explore.
For now, this is my heaven and I have vowed to enjoy my life every minute of the day since tomorrow is never guaranteed & not your right.
I will strive to create and have lasting memories while on the planet.
My Advice to you
Always be contented with what you have.
Never never allow room for greed.
Make sure you are protective of your happiness, guard it with every breath of yours.
Keep yourself busy and don't be a prey to ignorant followership. Avoid trouble.
Question everything, I mean everything.
Choose your friends and make sure they are highly cerebral in their own ways.

Your points are very valid and I also think we are here to:

learn and grow
Evolve
Contribute to life, the planet and entire system
Ensure the survival of our species amongst other things

Powerbandooo:
Don't bother to run up and down
This 2026, just sit down and command money to come to you,
I have forgotten you told me dangote is the brother of your mother

Chai...na wah 🤣🤣

Even police no dey dip hands for my pockets. Na only one babe wanted to try the crap with me and she was just a friend sef. The warning when I warn am she begin give me chance. Good thing you did the needful on time. Some girls are so steeewwwpd

Its like suicide bombing now has a different meaning cos ayam not getting this gist at all

Double0h7:
I didn’t know that, that’s why I asked.

I don’t need to be apart of a group to want freedom for them from their oppression.

Hmm... Africa as a continent is still under economic and political bondage and you're bothered about Palestinians. Not that it's wrong though but I hope You're as passionate for your continent the way you're about the Palestinians who really don't care about Africans?

dederocs:
They don't understand that people of the state love the Oba because of his integrity, leadership and unifying factor. He is the one that rallies the people. I wonder what makes them think Oba have to give an order before youths fight in his honour...the people truly love the Oba.

Outsiders can't and will never understand the relationship of the people and the throne

dederocs:
Can never happen...mind the business of your state and tribe. minions don't speak on matters of kings

I tire for the muntula. Some of them think it's like their royalty that's for sale and who sits on the throne is politically determinedand influenced... The comment made me laugh so hard at his ignorance

Yankee101:
If the Obaseki camp takes back power he’ll be deposed, defanged or the kingdom will be split into smaller kingdoms like they did to Sanusi in Kano emirate

Deposed by whom? You think Benin is like other parts of the country where thrones are lobbied for? Stop displaying your ignorance here.

Double0h7:
You get Cartoon Network in Nigeria 😱

-from the river to the sea Palestine 🇵🇸 will be free-

Wow... What sort of question is that? I grew up watching cable and so did a lot of Nigerians till date. Anyway what's your business with Palestinians being free or not? Are you Palestinian?

Double0h7:
Cool 😁

I'm in Nigeria... what's with your sig btw

Double0h7:
🤔 where are you in the world?

I’m just checking something 😝

Close to you 😁

RPG2020:
Coming from a 38 years old woman with no Man in her life continue you are doing well

Leave them be... Body go tell them. See Tonto dey seek God now. See Tiwa crying on stage while performing "Somebody's son" that day.

Just leave them make them dey pretend online and weep behind closed doors

infogenius:
With ₦2 million in Nigeria today (December 2025), a 45-year-old jobless man can still marry, rent a house, and start a small business, but it must be done very carefully and modestly.

The money is not plenty, so priorities matter.

Here’s a realistic plan:
1 Marriage (₦500k–₦700k max)
Go for a simple court/registry wedding + small reception for 50–70 people.
◦ Registry fees + certificate: ₦50k–₦100k
◦ Simple traditional rites (introduction + few items): ₦200k–₦300k
◦ Small reception (canopy, food, drinks in compound or hall): ₦250k–₦300k
.
Find a woman who understands the situation and is ready for low-key wedding. No big aso-oke or 500 guests.

2 Renting a house (₦500k–₦700k for first year)
Look for a decent 1- or 2-bedroom flat in a suburb or semi-urban area (e.g., outskirts of Lagos, Ibadan, Port Harcourt, Abuja suburbs, or medium cities like Ilorin, Akure, Benin).
◦ Annual rent: ₦300k–₦500k
◦ Agency + agreement: ₦50k–₦100k
◦ Caution + light furnishing: ₦100k–₦200k
Avoid highbrow areas like Lekki, VI, Maitama—those rents alone will swallow the whole ₦2m.

3 Start a small business (₦600k–₦1m)

Choose something with low startup cost, quick returns, and daily cash flow:
◦ POS agency + small provision shop: ₦500k–₦800k (machine ₦100k–₦200k, float ₦200k, rent small shop/container ₦100k/year, stock ₦200k–₦400k).
◦ Phone repair/accessories + charging hub: ₦600k–₦800k.
◦ Pure water/bottled water distribution (buy sachet machine or partner with factory): ₦800k–₦1m.
◦ Poultry (200–300 layers or broilers): ₦700k–₦1m for pen, birds, feed.
Avoid anything that needs big shop or heavy machines.

Sample budget breakdown (₦2m total):
• Wedding: ₦600k
• Rent + basic setup: ₦600k
• Business capital: ₦700k
• Emergency/buffer: ₦100k
Extra tips:
• Marry a woman who can support or has small income (hairdressing, tailoring, teaching). Teamwork is key.
• Live in the same area as the business to save transport.
• Cut every unnecessary expense—no big TV, no new phone, no owambe every weekend.
• Hustle hard from day 1. The business must start bringing money in 1–3 months.

It’s tight, but many men have started with less and succeeded through discipline and prayer.


₦2m is seed money, not luxury money. Plant it wisely, water it with hard work, and it can grow into something solid.

U can do it, bros.
Start small, stay focused, God dey ur back. 💪🙏

For inside 2M see your advice... Only the wedding swallow over 1m and you're saying it's realistic? Who be your kpoli plug bro? You gats change am

Double0h7:
I am weasel 😂😂😂
Dexters lab 😭😭😭

Did you watch pinky and the brain?

Lol . What are we going to do tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night, Pinky... try to take over the world!

Stephen0mozzy:
Rice #200 per cup?

This antie wey dey cook Chicken Soup with #1,500. Are these true prices?

All those liars. If person use #1500 run chicken soup for this country you go bold eat am? Na which chicken be that. Nor go chop vulture say na chicken ooh

SURElee:
I didn't finish reading your annoying lamentations because you are lamenting more than the writer of the book of lamentations


Now, you said she isn't somebody to trust.

Okay, she isn't somebody to trust, yet you sleep with her without protection? Because if you used protection or abstained, she wouldn't be telling you she is pregnant.

Oga, dance to the tune of your music and don't bore us with your sorry lamentations jare

Very anyhow guy

DeclanR:
Exactly ma.
Thanks so much for this advice.
I appreciate 🙏

Just look at this one. Yen yen yen... You dey take advice na him you dey this junction when you dey so? I remember you na. Upon all the signs, exposure from experienced nairalanders here coupled with advice given did you take anyone? You still dey blast same yo Rawlings only to come back here again for advice? Which advice again? For what na? I really blame people wasting time advising you. Go and prepare to be a daddy and partner to public property

SpencerForbes:
Wayrey still get mind write matured contributions 🤣🤣🤣

This moniker and sirchiboy, I no know who funny pass😂😂😂

Mrcock na legend for him own category. No contest 🤣

This guy. I don tell am before that year say him dey waste this talent him no dey listen

Bear hands, why no be tiger fangs 🤣🤣

Classic.. this babe is now playing the last card (church card). Some simping rich brothers will definitely bite, hook, line and sinker

For this guy to be a blood with those real tattoo tears means him don tey there probably entered when he was much younger. You can never be a newbie with that on your face.

Vikto17:
were in the post did u see me make any generalization... u are desperately trying to drag an argument were there is none ,,, did l hold u on the throat and ask u not to marry them? why all this defense mechanism?
If you are a guy man u can't use one girl you met on nairaland to make a hasty generalization on a topic like this... date more ,, relate with more of them and then make ur assessment...and if you are not convince u can exist the topic to another one

Oh you are still here
For one I never made any hasty generalization like you did I only made a reference. You know my dating history? All these small boys sef
What I know about women first hand from my escapades and personal experiences, You will never learn in your lifetime and I know this from what you drop down here, you lack experience. I was and I am still letting you know that a woman who is ready to be a wife doesn't necessarily need to be above 30 or older than 23. People learn from family around them, by their own experiences, from their environment, peers, learning etc so you saying ladies in their early 20's aren't marriage ready is my argument. See excerpts from the Op below

In conclusion if a younger woman is not bringing finances, not bringing a good career and not bringing virginity,, how are they better than a woman in her late 20s or 30s..
As man of 33yrs l have dated a lot of them and God knows l will be deceiving my self if l will be taking any of them to the altar,, beyond sex most of them have zero knowledge about life and it realities..just tik tok and social media trends..
Guys who married their age mates and mature girls seems to be enjoying life to the fullest quietly and we are here trying to follow societal norms

Like someone rightly said you attract your likes. If your mind is ugly don't expect a lady with a beautiful one to be attracted to you, in fact you will be drawn to those in your frequency until you learn to vibrate higher whether she's 19 or 29. You can't plant corn and expect cocoa na.

If you have really dated different ladies with an open mind you will now better than to arrive at such a conclusion. And it was your conclusion that made me reply with my initial comment because how can you just wake up to conclude something based off of your limited experience?

And one other guy was talking about wh0rring phase.. I attached the exchange below but because of your limited experience you fail to know that wh0rrng phase isn't limited to younger girls alone...

Now...

Many women enter a whrrnng phase as a kind of recovery period like when they thought they found the right man only to be disappointed in the relationship cos her heart was broken and the she starts pole vaulting from pipe to pipe in a bid to replace and fill up the emptiness left by the bad guy... this category ain't always younger ladies, they are the types that have been ran through and they are always bitter about men because they keep looking for love in all the wrong places


Sexual Awakening Phase... These ones are those who were either virgins or have partners who are inexperienced, bias, unadventurous or rigid men scared to try new things and explore sexually so when they meet guys like us they let lose and let go then you start complaining because you are now benched while i'm playing the field. She becomes more aware of her sexuality, more curious, tries to get you to level up but fails and then she lets lose completely to the new found orgasms she never thought existed and sexual awakenings. She realizes sex is fun and not a chore, an art and not a routine job and then she decides it's time to ho it up.


Those who are like good girls at home but gardentools in school with the new found freedom. eg those university girls who engage in gardentooling up because they have never been this exposed to lots of willing pipes and then they are far from home. This also cuts through some older girls who travel for work or vacation, even married women too do this a lot but when they come back home they are saints. We all know these types but except you and your "experienced" crew


The phase of drug addiction. I have met a lot of these types in Lagos young and old. These are the types that do all sorts of ill sh111. I met one who told me she gets freaky with molly. Funny thing is she had a serious relationship then. She was about 25 at the time. Another one crack, rich girl from a good home, works a good job that with a basic allowance of over 500k monthly as at 2 years ago minus other allowances and benefits but you will never know until you can break her which I did. There's nothing she doesn't tell me. I don't do drugs myself. The highest i do is loud and she smokes with me steadily. She's been my enemy cos she thought I would wife her lol. She recently unblocked me and I know cos she now views every thing I post.


And then you have the nymphomaniacs. Biologically wired with very high sex drive. This one isn't even a phase per say cos it's a life long one. Maybe old age might slow her down but she will never lose the lust for knacking random pipes


So you see your argument is nonsense cos you categorize younger girls to wh0rrng phase and you claim to be experienced. Abeg no let me talk to much. It's obvious you still haven't learned a thing about women.

Double0h7:
Cow and chicken, it was my favourite show growing up 😅

Lol I swear it was my first thought but I didn't want to believe you were talking about it. Cartoon Network, I am weasel, I preferred Courage the cowardly dog, Samurai Jack, Johnny Bravo then... recently watched some episodes of courage with my nephews and nieces

Double0h7:
Chicken

Huh?

Adexgentle005:
I don’t think so. To even think its a catholic school is why I don’t want to believe.

Catholic girls are the biggest hoochies. Think I'm lying? Try them yourself. Na you go tire. Then universities owned by churches houses the most garden tools. If you think I'm lying too just try them yourself bro you go tire.

Mabuggi88:
What type of YoTube are you running? Allow her talk, why cutting shorts her videos? Are we listening to you or her? Where is the exposition if you couldn't play her video and keep cutting it and talking what fans wouldn't want to listen to

Thank you for saving us from clicking nonsense

Sad. May they rest in peace. I hope no be renewal of sub be this sha

cr7lomo:
Dame Etiaba , the only female to have governed a state after Obi was impeached , looted Anambra treasury without mercy in just a few months that she was incharge.... obi almost ran mad when he was reinstated and saw Anambra account ..he wanted to arrest her, but she ran to Igwe of Nnewi , Igwe orizu to safe her and put mouth ...Igwe orizu is highly respected in Anambra and some other top shots also put mouth , obi then let her be ,but removed her as his deputy ...

Omor