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 Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by KidPaku: 11:51am On Jan 25, 2017 |
fluxmind:Lol . .You think? Thanks bruv |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by KidPaku: 10:44pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
Its paku again Advanced in the game Spitting dope lines, maintaining the fame Leaving fools crippled, taking over the Race Am Ahead the lames, cos I move with a blistering pace You might term me insane For your souls I aim to gain Every trophy I lost, I promise to regain And every tittle am holding, I'll obviously retain This systematic. .well analysed. .properly rated Lyrics Gushing out ma mouth, you folks tryna steal it? Its kool, cos I aint need it So you nerds can actually keep it. What the heck is hell? . . The answer is what am spitting Cray punchlines, without even actually scripting. I know you was expecting metaphors after metaphors and all that. B!tch sorry to bust your bubbles, I aint come with all that! I came with me arsenal, like I draged down here the london team To clear your throat, using one of them tom tom sweets Fvck a b!tch with the rubber for sixty minutes, I aint come yet . .cos the condoms clean I got job to do. When am less busy, I fvcking watch porn Claim to shoot niggas with uzi 's. .and I aint even touch one. I empty shells on niggas, have their sh!ts leaking out their bum bum Enter the club. B!tches do rob, on my d!ck Murder a slut, if she don't gimme the head or lick Grad her hair, hit her with a whip. .then bite off her lips. Tell her to open up, eat that pvssy raw, and I don't pay for sh!t Make her cvm sixty-six times. .make her cry me a river and swim in it Nice. Deepthroat her, make her vomit Then open up her dirty ass, am just tryna plunge it Breathe fire, whenever I witness sozin's comet Got the arrow on my head like the last air bender. Receiving all these knowledge and power and I aint got no sender? Many fools be wondering? Where the heck do I get this power Excessive punches is what this mister tends to render Mighty man in battle and I aint the El shaddai Planted mans adams apple and watered it till it grew Was plucking it one by one, now am going two by two Without referring to a wood. .its Paku again. .niggas don't get it twisted Am bringing doom to every lad I never listed I could make a blacklist like joe. .but I don't want no foes. I'll rather hit you when you least expect, then pull out your toes. Fvck all haters. . Paku is A God Fvck all haters. . Paku is your God Fvck them haters. . Paku is A God 3 Likes |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 9:45pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
fluxmind:Thanks bruv . . You have spoken nothing but the truth, na pure flawless victory  |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 11:23pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
JoeWendell:Shameless whelp 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 11:16pm On Jan 22, 2017 |
JoeWendell:Deceive yurself bruv, votes are 3 - 2 in my favour. |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by KidPaku: 7:15am On Jan 20, 2017 |
fluxmind:Lol. . You seem high on northern gamba weed |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 7:02am On Jan 20, 2017 |
I think I got 3 votes already.  . |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by KidPaku: 6:55am On Jan 20, 2017 |
fluxmind:You high bruv? |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 12:43am On Jan 20, 2017 |
nastynic:Lmao One for you too? That's insane bruv, your ready to die or what?. . Sorry bruv. Am no coffin maker, but I think am already helping you bury joe. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 12:36am On Jan 20, 2017 |
JoeWendell:  |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 12:25am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Paayne:I played poppinjay and popping j bruv. Closer 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by KidPaku: 12:21am On Jan 20, 2017 |
fluxmind:nah, just practising, and tryna improve my rhyming skills, its a bit too weak 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by KidPaku: 12:08am On Jan 20, 2017 |
Its paku again Respect to niggas keeping in real Disrespect to niggas bringing weak shitts I nabed this style, jacked this style Made my mark, freestyles. .then Ran quick miles, flexed my muscles And cracked nigs spines. . With punchlines, Bold statements Spitting metaphors on Road pavements Spilled the puns and wordplays that cold eight men. . I took a medallion from a stallion to pueto rico Bullied joe, the detriot claiming punk, I pummelled tho negro He gonna come up with funny replies and lame dolly rhymes, thinking they dope and they plunging spines. Am certaining holding nines, to shoot peacocks and open minds I might be young, but am fully loaded with wisdom Joe is like a blacksmith in my own dope kingdom I took his body parts, molested his siblings and spilled blood Left enough crippled and also hazardly killed some. Ran out the window, to fvcking take a chill son With which glock you gonna shoot me, since you didn't fvcking bring one Get that thought out your head. . Am the omega to your goons and your men Your the next nigga after the 800th version of me, your a worthless clone to your men Should I keep dissing joe, or let him enjoy his fvck from fifty hoes? Am a mixture of 2pac, twista and Big E bro. You couldn't outshine me, if you were the cynosure in fifty shows You filthy tho. . . A smelly stinking retardedd ugly mole. Why am I dissing you, I don't even prolly know. Let me switch to spitting real raps For real glads Am an ill lad, who spits larvas and breathes fire out my nostrils If you was me, you would certainly know this. . I open up niggas, dig graves for them Make them swallow cvm, peeps like joe craves for em I don't want enemies, cause I'll open em Plant the seed of idiocy in em, Have stupidity grown in em Shake thy hands and loose thy dick, that's my odd slogan Too much rum had me busting metals out my hands like logan Kill fools with both hands And act like I didn't do shit like old men Who should I battle next? I'll let y'all decide. . fools knocking at my door, I'll let them inside. . They try to act dumb. .I'll pack glocks, ak's, cannons and Macks bruv. . Shoot at them nerds have them running out the back door. . Its a simple lie, cause they all die. . .shitt my home aint got no back door. . 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 4:41pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Joewendell, you are only fooling yourself bruv, at the end jigs would be the one to count votes and decides which is null and void, he will also be the one to close the thread. |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2017 |
Joe your not a mod, how can you call zachs vote null and void, was he banned from voting? Stop derailing the thread, only jigsaw and the mods have rights to what your doing, and first person to get 3votes wins, this section doesn't have enough active members to come and vote. |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 9:51pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
tag judges bruv |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 9:44pm On Jan 17, 2017*. Modified: 10:14pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
have you ever heard of a talking axe? that's heavy and shave spots/ I'll bring that demonic iron to an airport/ its gonna speak to me, saying all sorts of devilish, evil and cray words/ like your head is looking like 'flight 101' and that shitt is ready for 'take off'/ I will sink you in your armpits/ because your contaminated flesh, like a sinners meat/ if you claim your 'amputating legs' , it must be another joker schemes/ cos the only time you got close to having a 'knee pull' is when you sucked your sisters titts/. . .slow it down I said the only time you got close to having a nnipple, is when you sucked your sisters titts/ you came online running after guys? your the jobless looser on deck/ you saw poosies but chose to pursue Zach, fluxmind, Jigsawkillah and kang/ since you are a native Izon man who works quicker with nets/ you obeyed the instruction of Jesus to simon peter and became a fisher of men/ after ranting like a crazy rapper/ kang showed us that your a lazy rapper/ you got humbled by flux days after/ this kid will shit on you now like baby diapers/ retardedd monkey, what are you talking about/ your stupidity has now intensified, its worsen now/ am a street thug, who spits real thuggish raps/ this guy is so stupid, he went lips to lips with a 'stallion' just to get words out the 'horses mouth'/ your very slow and cunning, we should rename you a tortoise/ you claimed you would kill 'flux', and that you owned him, I really thought you brought clips/ but when the battle started, Wack, weak, insane and impotent, you were all this/ and you were also out of your 'mind' like some bbitch who lost it/ but you really did loose it. . . . you are only good for throwing threats/ your loss against flux, was anticipated by all dopey vets/ you was foolishly blaming jigs for closing threads/ when that battle looked like a teams failed efforts in 'kho kho' , cause you couldn't touch your opponent!/ see am that fucking cray/ this nerdy fool runs his mouth without a fucking race/ he a stupid 'bird' and a monkey gay/ like that 'parrot' , you can tell from my 'opener' that I have been 'popping jay'/ 4 Likes 2 Shares |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 9:42pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
am here bruv, post and I will follow |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• World Domination : Joewendell Vs Kidpaku •°• by KidPaku: 12:18pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
Sneeze! 1 Like |
| Rap Battles › Re: Flow For Rank by KidPaku: 5:46pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
souloho19:Nice |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 8:59pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
JoeWendell:talk is cheap, wait till tuesday. just know you won't survive |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 8:53pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
JoeWendell:lol, you are ashamed of yourself? . lwkmd see personals. .my 2go id's are numerous I won't lie. but I was mostly known as streets or Kidpaku. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 8:43pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
you wish, what is your 2go Id?. . .you seem like one trouble maker in hip hop room 1, .you behave so much like him JoeWendell:you wish, what is you 2go Id?. . .you seem like one trouble maker in hip hop room 1, .you behave so much like him |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 8:26pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
JoeWendell:just set it up and quit running your mouth. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 8:20pm On Jan 14, 2017 |
JoeWendell:Pls make it Tuesday 10pm deadline, . I won't be chanced on monday,. thanks |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 11:13am On Jan 14, 2017 |
JoeWendell:Ok, make the deadline 10pm. |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 2:29pm On Jan 13, 2017 |
Pops c/o Audio battle |
| Rap Battles › Re: •°• Regular Battle : Fluxmind Vs Joewendell •°• by KidPaku: 9:39pm On Jan 10, 2017 |
my honest verdict if it counts opener - 1 point = Joe Rhymes - 2 points= flux Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points= tie, both did good Punchlines - 3 points= Joe what you thought was cool/ made you worse than a fool/ since you love telling institutions this break am giving you, will cause you to drool/ and after am done beating you student, you can report to school/ chai!! flux did good too You walked into a death trap/ How I hit em up? I give this J the kiss of death slap/ I push his head back, punching... till his head crack/ Had to move Wendell's body to another position, now he's no longer... Left Back/ (Jadakiss, Jason, punching, Jason Puncheon, Wendell at Leverkusen) Flow - 1 point= flux, this guy got it Personals - 2 points= Joe fluxmind is 29 and jobless he's a slow fool/ with no ambition's and no hopes too/ that's why he became friends with kang so he can become something like a dope dude/ but the gay , became a fan and one that blows too/ nice Wordplays - 2 points=flux , Joe was weak here Closer - 1 point=Joe, mvgt= joe |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 8:09pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
JoeWendell:chai!! wey jigsaw. .this mongrel has to die tonight fluxmind don't disappoint bro. cremate this retardedd acient cockroach looking barbarian |
| Rap Battles › Re: * * * Total Slaughter II : 007Bruce vs ZachHugo * * * by KidPaku: 1:46pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
Let's see you do better . . Mongrel |
| Rap Battles › Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by KidPaku: 1:19pm On Jan 09, 2017 |
JoeWendell:if you escape flux, thank god. don't reply me again Mr I am the dopest, am done with you |
Open up her dirty a$$ & plunge in it wtf, you nasty O, condom's clean. I suppose follow you paroll! Good Kid, with bahd intentions 
