The kid is back like he got released/ y'all niggas wack and you got disease/ I'ma 'kill' ya cold blooded and still repeat/ this blokes gonna check ya 'in box', like mails received/

Epic! Fluxmind and paayne, weh done sirz/

Paayne:
anyone seen kidpaku?

He right here bro.

No mind me, I'm glitched. It should be ready. Where KidPaku dey sef?

Am here sir. Sorry for my absence guys.

Paayne:
Yo! nice brawl folks.. good to know that some of us are still keeping the section alive.
buh i kinda felt flux nd kid's combination more. joe had some nice jabs too, buh soul's verse was jes there, not enough to support joe's punches... so with that said

mvgt --- #Team F nd K,

i'll give a more detailed verd later, buh 4 now..big ups to fluxmind nd kidpaku.

#peace.

Word

Paayne:

Lol, guy chill joor..to murder me jus dey hungry u abi.

no p sha, buh u go wait till after my match with kidpaku.. u know ours is meant to be epic cos e don tey wey u don dey find my twobull.. lol

When are having this match bruv?
So I can start preparing. .

fluxmind:


Aite no doubt, no rush. No take Paku play, na my protege be dat, he's a crouching lil tiger!

Lol

Pak's a crook, he stole a lot of rifles back in time/ souls a bitch, I stole stole the cannon strapped at the flesh covering his spine/ took a truck, rode with the uzi and that truck turned into a robot like octumus prime/ I just showed y'all how I stole souloho1's gun and shot him with the remaining digit. . .which is nine/

Pro fvckers pak is the man that kills/ I'ma simply break soul and hoe's union. . When I blast da teens/ you fools are 'true vikings'? Ama bout to split the two bastard beings/ cos breaking 'TV' is as easy as destroying a plasma screen/

I've come with the biggest macks to shoot at these wack dogs/ they are soon to be jobless, I'ma about to get them fvcktards robed/ once I've loaded all of my glocks/ ama get them 'fired' like dudes who just lost their jobs/

I've simple left unprotected joe and hoe, and about to kill their parents with slugs/ hit em at their residence have them chattered and destroyed when am fliping the clutch/ face joe and hoe again blast them with weapons from jos/ before I'm done, I'ma leave them with 'open heads' like male 'christians in church'!/

If joe and hoe are dog. .ama still punch them groins/ beat the local rapers up, have their skulls reformed/ bat their sanity with a ratchet. .and am still holding three swords/ joe the 'head' or soul the 'tail' will fall tonight. .like when someone flips a 'coin!!/

I got 1hour left, soul flux and joe what's delaying

Fluxmind am getting ready sir, I'll post after souloho19 posts. Soul over to you

iyamchee:


Flows too long and boring......
Step up.....
Find another nigga...
Joe's Legit

Ok. Thanks I really appreciate

fluxmind:


You go first, I'll finish em. Ayy, make sure it's very strong & the lines is tight... Shít sounds like a pörnö flick tho lol

Bars ready

Sneeze!

I came here for the fun/
The one above me is getting torn/
blown and reformed/
just incase you perv3rts don't know, am a god am just getting y'all informed/

fluxmind:

Mehn I dunno jare, maybe it's useless, but I'm going with F & K tho

F and K is cool bruv, I have seen the thread and I won't be active till on saturday, exam things. .who drops first. .me or you?

JoeWendell:


Wack!

don't get Joe vexed/ save your bars, it might help you escape death/ cos in battleground, your getting disgraced/ with your bones misplaced/ thank flux, cos he the one getting your crucifixion delayed/ I'll remix your death track and feature iyaz, just to make sure that ish is replayed/ Joe is the one you choose to brawl with/ wrong pick! Cos he will get your balls kicked/ twist and turn you with all flips/ it's gonna be babies day out, when I make the kid crawl streets!/ am the punch king. . your the urchling/ the slowpoke with no ambition the dumb kid/ you got flattened and pummeled with drum sticks/ and now you clearly looking like coogar who didn't suck seed/ you a dog, a Rottweiler/ a foolish club dancer/ a pole worker a snot sucker/ a mob ducker/ a thug f:cker/ I aint started, and you already dead/ I'll leave you with an open mind, when my clips bust your head/ am done with you/ so done with you/ it's obvious I already gave you the lead/ let spray all over you, let it destroy your lips/ cos you say f:ck too much, and that word is censored for kids!!

Joe wassup. .hoe wad up

You making kids crawl streets

This homie can lie, cos when I watched that movie. .the kid fooled them idiots in almost all scenes

And you one of them, big piece of dog sh!t

Am less talk and more shooting, that's why I let my guns speak

You getting balls kicked? You like bruno mars on female jeans

Too much gay sh!t, you exposing yourself and you giving dudes intimacy tips

You a monkey doing jungle flips

6 bars you droped and you still aint punched a kid?

You called me a dog, and your the one who was caught bitting bars

Now who is the dog? Mr mighty bars. .

Stupid biter, worthless robot. . An abandoned cyborg

Clone of all clones, the almighty fake, I'ma get you fried bug

You the vampire with one eye, the demonic cyclops

After ranting dope dope dope, you almost bit a theif like a domestic guard dog!

Fvck is censored for kids? I guess its okay for you to say it, cos that's what hoes normarlly say when they h@rny

You're a savage and a worthless dummy

Should I blame your pops or your mummy

Well I blame them both, and I worder how two boring people reproduced a joke. . I guess they fvcked while saying things that are funny

See how easy it was to rebuttal your whole verse?

step up your game else you might be digging your own hearse

You got serena williams bating your balls and sam smith grabbing your old ass

you aint vexed since you grabbing his own back

who is you joe? Is you joe budden? I forgot Your worthless, that means you joe nothing

Flux nearly killed joewendell

And I made sure the stup!d hoe end well

Before I drop the mic, I'ma make an ugly joe a dead joke

This vampire couldn't suck on me, that's why he sad though.

But he managed to bite GUY, faggit mad rougue

I got rid of the vampire and still shred foes

Came out singing no hoe in ma blood like am dej loaf

You made your point, b!tch don't fvcking make another or you'll loose your life

You brought the game, I took the fame. . .I know you know this nigga aint nice

See I don said it, and I hope y'all done heard it, and if y'all aint heard sh!t!
Then joe gad damned it!!!

JoeWendell:


Wack

Reply with bars. . .and don't call this beast wack

Don't get tired, cause am just beginning to get you riped and stitched back

Leave this thread all over your weak back

Open you from the top and peel gats!

If you talk too much, I'll be the first to put goods in you like a new sack

After loosing to me, you still got mouth to talk?

This joe a hoe that's about to get fvcked

No 'business studies' joe is getting the method

So when I give him ' short hand ' , its because I want him to help me point digits in a clock

This over worked stereotype still has value?

Nah. . I'll rip to shreds the weezle and drop his corpse at 62 park avenue

If you set up a rematch, a hoe won't show up, cause I already owned the venue

Don't be suprised! Cause this aint a strip club, so don't expect to see a hoe in the menu!

What I cook up in venom mixed with spaghetti taco's and beef

What a hoe got is condom, vasline, pregnancy pills and a bunch of creams to help rub a d!ck

No offense but I think I just called you a b!tch

For banging on my door too long. .I'll steal your meals with a chainsaw and make you loose your fist!

Joe is wendell? Joewendell is wendell joe, stupid punk, am keeping him cold

Icekid is helping me freez joe, am bringing shit cold

Joe never comes fresh, for I have stored him in coolers for decades, he's coming out old

Hoe is a cougar and a pedophile, just give him a dollar. .his pvssy for young and old

Walking the streets at night simple means hoe a hooker, it aint mean hoe bold

He a scared pvssy, that ride d!cks, he literally a homo

A hundred niggas gang banging him, still doesn't do the trick for the bozo

Its clear he 'can't get enough' like the hip hop star, that's why he joe cole

Joe my worst enemy, guess who is my fvcking idol

Joe my worst enemy, I gave you the fvcking tittle

Joe my worst enemy, you can run but you can hide from this fly dude

247 shots coming out my uncle's rifle

Joe run, hoe run, slowpoke, what the Bleep you on?

Naty nasty nasty! Joe d!cked you, in that match you won

Nic nic nic! Please lend me your cannon

Joe gonna get blown in church tomorrow during the sermon!

Come on joe, what's gonna be your next reply?

Is it wack? See what too much gay shit bee making you look like?

You stay straped to an airplane in mid air and you still aint fly

I would say your gay, but no need since you would denfinitely deny.

Me vs joe, you'll see him at the pit end

Battling a celeb, only means hoe wanna be famous with kid's friend

No cool! No good! Wizkid knows paku gonna kill wen!

And you'll hear 'star boy' when I finish joe and relax to sing with ' the weekend ' !!

You made your point don't make another, else you'll loose your life

Joe get bantered, hoe gets scattered before I screw your wife!!

Joe said it, paku didn't hear it,
But when paku said it, joe clearly heard it, and if joe aint heard it, then gawd damned it!!

Fluxmind vs Souloho19


Voting Criteria :

Opener - 1 point
( Fluxmind ) fluxmind gets this slightly because soul's opener was fvcked up/ the wordplay in it was fvcking stale

Rhymes - 2 points
( Fluxmind ) I would have tied this, but taking a look at soul's bar 4 rhyme set up's got me smh. From digit to phone and finally sarz? Dude sup?
Snare and sarz really?

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points
( Fluxmind ) smh

Punchlines - 3 points
( Fluxmind ) soul tried, but flux was 3 steps ahead of him

Flow - 1 point
( Fluxmind ) easy pick! Soul's rhymes killed his flow totally.

Personals - 2 points
( Nil ) both glads totally forgot about this criterion

Wordplays - 2 points
( Fluxmind ) soul's allow wack bars is generic. Flux got some fresh ones.

Closer - 1 point
( Fluxmind ) soul didn't bring nothing here. . Smh

12 to 0

Pure body bagging!

Igmvt - fluxmind!

In all, complete massacre was a dissapoitment to me.

fluxmind:
KidPaku leave Joe, he's tryna bait you in. Save them bars. I already got mine 4 that 2 on 2. Souloho19 don't forget our match 2mrw

Yea, I'll start getting ready. . 5 bars each right?

@ paayne, I see you bruv, next week when you are chanced. . .let me know sir

JoeWendell:



What you feeling like now? A street thug?/ wtf dude, your a kid bug/ all this poosie raps you spitting/ gonna get you re branded and your soul handed to 19 women/ you forking kid, wanna claim a real gangster/ I'll smash you head, till you dead and still banter/ you, word for word, and spill blood for blood, ama bad pops, so this kid I won't pamper/ I'll make you do chores, torment you, till you got no future/ your existence will cease with a snap of my fingers, when I take a picture/ you a stupid useless under aged person/ rejected stone, instead of paku, you should have called yourself a bastard/ what you doing here kid? You could get lost/ sh:t wtf, where the heck is you mom?/ did she leave you all alone or your like the kid in home alone?/ that's why you on the internet? Since you googled some english words to say and because you home alone/ once your pop gets home, he gonna beat you to pulp/ he go pour oil on ya head, make it shine like a bulb/
I'm the same joe, who is vicious with the pen/ you the same hoe, who got destroyed with his pen/ his skills made you ask for help like mmm members/ you weak blows you call haymakers/ a lot of rowdy nonsense is what kids are known to render/ I should stop dissing you already/ and let flux eat you up like your spaghetti/


Call me out and quit your nonsense,
Your boring me

I was on some og sh!t, when I say this sh!t joe typed

See what yu niggas done, why you dawgs get this hoe hyped?

Why not tell him sh!t straight as it is? Why pretend that joe's dope, when he aint half a weed.

Who aint buck sixty in the fvcking joe?

tell me sh!t. Who aint talk filthy to a fvcking hoe?

who aint smacked beat jumped on a fvcking hoe?

joe be a dirty hoe. . .and who aint deepthroat a dirty joe?

Flux fvcked and raped a dirty hoe. . . Nic fvcked a hoe nasty, cumed all over a dirty joe.

Who's next to fvck a dirty joe? Paayne is you? Soulho19 is it you or even zachhugo.

Pak aint down for some super sh!t, unless its mad hero's

I got a bad ego, that bat negro's, joe aint never prevailed in life

My thugs and street dawgs gonna bust in you home tonight and invade your wife

Oooops! You aint married, am even sure you don't own a girlfriend

Too much masturbat!on gon get your d!ck bent to an extent

You smoke and get high? And you still aint dope, brother what's the essensce

At the age of 28, you still have the brains of a toddler, bros when you go get sense?

Haven't I advised you enough? Check rappers styles, you'll see that they have all evolved

You still stagnant, and looking for guys to suck, like a hooker in a club

You talk more sh!t to me, you'll get owned by the mob.

Fvck you, even flux called you average

U still propaganding? Niggas already ended their parades

You still being a fool, keep up the good work, god bless your charade

Hope you give birth to wisdom, since you and stupidity did a marriage

I don't blame you hoe, since your a fool who had his brains damaged

But I still blame you hoe? You know why?

Why deny? Why lie? When we all know your a clone

You call kang a clone, when its obvious your the fake one, the flesh without its bones.

You gon deny again, your a 2go textbattles, bros no vex o!
Pls what's your nickname?

Is it joewendell, and don't try to claim someone else's nickname

Who are you guy, why are you not willing to tell?

Reasons best known to you right? I bet zh is ringing a bell!

Am with k on this one, I thing that dude was saying the truth

Facebooker's please come here and identify hoewendell the crook

2go mafias, abeg una know joe the vet?

He say e be 2go glad? Abeg who knows the elf?

You are a ghost. . Am about to call the ghost busters

The pain I'll leave in a hoe, can not be treated by dope doctors

You made you point, don't make another or loose a spine

I'll set hoe on fire, and have his blood for wine

Vampire sh!t, I'll then ask his corpse to dine

Paku said it! This time, hope y'all heard it, if y'all aint heard it, then gawd damned it!!!

Its paku again

Advanced in the game

Spitting all them hot lines, my bars can never be the same

It sounds like eminem's rap god track.

Its a power house full of hard loaded macks

About to bust, stating the obvious that the kid doesn't give a fvck!

Its not because a kid got a small d!ck, and can't fvck quick. . its because paku a god. . .B!tch!

Don't quote me wrong brothers, read carefully and understand the punch under

Don't come out and make a worse blunder.

Cos when paku say he a god, he's zeus in human form, the god of thunder

I've decided to rehabilitate myself

Too much crack is now beginning to make me hate myself

If I battle paayne, them am tryna heal my wounds

When I battle hoe, I made sure to fvck her up good

Am certainly street niggas, you can tell am from the hood

But niggas like flux, aint from the hood, they aint hold glocks

They know nothing about taking a damn shot

They aint heard a pistol, until I made my glock talk

Now am like project b in this b!tch cos am making you chickens cluck cluck

I aint diss nobody, but killed everybody. . .am from buffalo city

Put my pistol is hoe's mouth, made the B!tch swallow fifty

In broad daylight, I made the gay cry, I won't say I 'fvcking beat him' . .cos that would sound like a gay fight

But I'll storm cities. . May 9th,

And if niggas already bought that wack city ticket, that sh!ts about to take flight

Who told you I aint killed a nigga? Giyazz be looking like is this dude a nigga?

Limerick gon tell him, that dudes a nigga Mrkang gon say he a bold as$ nigga.

Zach gon say he own dem niggas. . Jigsaw gon say he told them niggas. .

Already killed tiers and I aint pull damn triggers

Why cock and shoot? When you could load an arsenal full of clips, its non stop when you shoot.

You say you own a rifle, and you cock and shoot?

You let your nine hit a nigga, and you talk a dude

You say you humpty dumpty, you fall of a wall, and you talk like hood

Og shit, you a dumb damned fool, the wrong impression of jerome bettis in a bus

You walk sixty miles and you say you took a bus,

A destination that took me 2mins to reach, it took you a year

Well ama skip this good talk now that your finally here

its best you hear, the sh!t am about to say concerning you hoe

You wanna be mod, your really stupid tho

You totally destroyed me? You a pained monkey

You poped a thread and got beat in your own game and now its game over

You would bust in tears for making this great anger

You don't talk sh!t about me, I talk sh!t about you fake as$ rat head

You talk sh!t about me ever again, I'll get you chased in a box like pac man

You made your point, don't make another else you'll loose a life

Jumping from one nigga to another, is what you do in life?

You might think this is the internet and no one cares

But too much gay sh!t might actually make you love men in real life

This is like an advice to you, you can take it anyhow you real like

I aint saying you should quit battling, but dude the way you jumping after men, got me wondering if your dad fvcked you, while you was still a toddler

Made you eat his d!ck, banged you and your sisters one after the other

You could ask for a rematch

But I already killed you, 3 to 2, that's the score of a real match

Go on a little parade. .show your stupidity and still parade

While I take your life and soul away.

Paku is a god, hear the sh!t am saying

If hoe was a game, I wouldn't see a kid playing

See I don't play hoe, no one love hoe

He could say he dope, but no one loves hoe, that why he always online looking for love bros,

Paku said it, hope hoe heard it, if he aint hear, then god damned it!!!

fluxmind:

Yea no doubt mah nigguh

K, bruv

fabbsDcrayVet:

5bars..... without pers

Can't happen, you already have joe and nic on your trails. Maybe after your done with them,
Paayne, am calling you out.

fabbsDcrayVet:

5bars..... without pers

Can't happen, you already have joe and nic on your trails. Maybe after your done with them,
Paayne wasup, am calling you out.

fluxmind:

Soon Pak, I got Soul Friday, got Paayne on horizon too.

K, just halla back when your chanced. .am also a bit busy these days.

JoeWendell:
Well! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the moment you've all been waiting for,

A showdown between two punchline hero's on the first ever Episode of the Blackout series live here in Nairaland.

Featuring a rookie textbattler, who has a way of making nothing look like everything, and a vet eating Tyrannosaurus who has dominated the likes of Fluxmind and Kidpaku with crazy metaphors and out of this world punchlines
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you!!

The first Ever BLACKOUT series!


Nastynic : he is yet to record a battle here in this platform, this should be his first, nevertheless that hasn't stoped him from killing glads, we have seen him do it over and over again in the two lines to diss thread,
Here is a flashback of what Nasty can do :

When nic rides,just know guns clap quick/ just a red alert! Niggas should better learn escape tactics/

Joewendell : He is also a newbie is this section, that has acquired the mixed skills of Ibime and streetwise, a vet eating Tyrannosaurus, with crazy punching skills,
He is a product of detriot, a result of 24 hours banging between lil kim and royce d 5'9, joe has recorded two battles in this section, and he completely destroyed his opponents, he has showed his lyrical prowess in more than one occasion, well with all said and done,
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what joe can do:

this s•x starved doofus, doesn't know I've tammed his sis
he's a v°rgin b:tch, its not his fault, cos I blame his pr:ck
but the douche bag, continues to claim its thick
the only time the doofus, went close to fork with that Lazy stick
is when I spelled kid backwards and it became a dik!!

if he claims heavyweight, I will knock the clone
even his fans knows he is weak and blunt like smoke
he drop s creative and heavy punches? . .this wacko is not that dope
cos all his touch light , like that old Nokia phone

All said and done folks,
Grab your popcorns and come occupy the frontseats, trust me folks this aint the type of battle, you wanna hear from gossips.

BLACKOUT presents to you -

Nastynic Vs Joewendell

Where my keys at?

Can't recall you destroying me bruv, are you high or something?

fluxmind:


KP you still making them hoęs wet na

Lol, oga boss. . Let's have a match na

My verd -

Opener - hoe.
Rhymes - hoe.
Similes/metaphors - hoe.
Punchlines - hoe.

I'll cut off your reproductive organ, and men will laugh you scatter
you'll become a haemaphrodite, my pens will crash tha Maga
I'll replace your d:ck with a bird, when joe talks. women will start ta jagga
You'll have a talking bird as your Private . . . . penguins of Madagascar

Its all lies from this sham
rubbish raps, outdated crap, even when he spits afar, no new lines from this stans
I'll barbecue his neocortex , have a giant take his sight with his plans
Seeing is believing right? This fool will remain a doubting thomas since cyclops already took the only eye of this Man!


Nasty had one that banged also

i shine brighter than Joe, even if i was the darkest night(knight)/i ain't Michael but i will jack son.. crack his spinal cord.. Then let ma goons beat him black n white

Flow - ( hoe ) felt hoe more
Personals - nasty, hoe had none
Wordplays - ( hoe ) win nas/ winners and die nasty/ dynasty, earned him these points.
Closer - ( hoe ) . Bang!

Igmvt - hoe

Nasty you did well bruv they say practise makes perfect, more battles like this and you will killing the likes of jigsawkillah very soon,

Mrkang callout. Paayne callout. Zachhugo callout. Hydrog3n callout.
Fluxmind callout. Whoever accepts first. I battle em.

fabbsDcrayVet:
c/o anyone .....lemme do a welcome battle jez to show off c/o anyone .....lemme do a welcome battle jez to show off

how many bars? . .what's up ninjas? this section is beginning to get dry again.

fluxmind:


ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Supreme Victory! (KidPaku wins!) Guy this shii was hilarious lol, See flow nau Open up her dirty a$$ & plunge in it wtf, you nasty O, condom's clean. I suppose follow you paroll! Good Kid, with bahd intentions

Lol . .You think? Thanks bruv

Its paku again

Advanced in the game

Spitting dope lines, maintaining the fame

Leaving fools crippled, taking over the Race

Am Ahead the lames, cos I move with a blistering pace

You might term me insane

For your souls I aim to gain

Every trophy I lost, I promise to regain

And every tittle am holding, I'll obviously retain

This systematic. .well analysed. .properly rated
Lyrics

Gushing out ma mouth, you folks tryna steal it?

Its kool, cos I aint need it

So you nerds can actually keep it.

What the heck is hell? . . The answer is what am spitting

Cray punchlines, without even actually scripting.

I know you was expecting metaphors after metaphors and all that.

B!tch sorry to bust your bubbles, I aint come with all that!

I came with me arsenal, like I draged down here the london team

To clear your throat, using one of them tom tom sweets

Fvck a b!tch with the rubber for sixty minutes,
I aint come yet . .cos the condoms clean

I got job to do. When am less busy, I fvcking watch porn

Claim to shoot niggas with uzi
's. .and I aint even touch one.

I empty shells on niggas, have their sh!ts leaking out their bum bum

Enter the club. B!tches do rob, on my d!ck

Murder a slut, if she don't gimme the head or lick

Grad her hair, hit her with a whip. .then bite off her lips.

Tell her to open up, eat that pvssy raw, and I don't pay for sh!t

Make her cvm sixty-six times. .make her cry me a river and swim in it Nice.

Deepthroat her, make her vomit

Then open up her dirty ass, am just tryna plunge it

Breathe fire, whenever I witness sozin's comet

Got the arrow on my head like the last air bender.

Receiving all these knowledge and power and I aint got no sender?

Many fools be wondering? Where the heck do I get this power

Excessive punches is what this mister tends to render

Mighty man in battle and I aint the El shaddai

Planted mans adams apple and watered it till it grew

Was plucking it one by one, now am going two by two

Without referring to a wood. .its Paku again. .niggas don't get it twisted

Am bringing doom to every lad I never listed

I could make a blacklist like joe. .but I don't want no foes.

I'll rather hit you when you least expect, then pull out your toes.

Fvck all haters. . Paku is A God
Fvck all haters. . Paku is your God
Fvck them haters. . Paku is A God

fluxmind:
KidPaku Wins!... Flawless victory!

Thanks bruv . . You have spoken nothing but the truth, na pure flawless victory