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krall:
Most if not all are lies

Please correct it/them, krall

AgapeCharis:
Ooh! Home based .............. (Complete it for me )

Do not derail the thread

AgapeCharis:
Are you from Somali??
No oofeinse

I don't think so, she's home based....

dmjinc:
Good girl gone bad!

I do not understand you sir...

AgapeCharis:
Aiite!!
I'll keep it for when I metamorphose to charm

Hahaha..... Touché

AgapeCharis:
Too long

I still read it though

Nice points but am I supposed to cram those laws and live by them

Yes baby!!

AAlozie:
I try very hard to keep the laws of God which are just ten. And you want me to do all these because of a woman?

Well..... Yea

Aprime:
OMG, I felt asleep twice whilst reading this.

So I have a question, aside from the ten commandments, are we also suppose to memorise this?

Loool!! You can if you want...

Saw this stuff, thought I'd share....

LAWS OF KEEPING A WOMAN.

1) Never take a woman for granted or neglect her. The moment you do, she’ll start scanning the field and you won’t know it.....

2) Do not cheat on her, or cheat her. A woman’s revenge could be emotionally lethal...

3)Do not boss her around, push her to do anything she doesn’t want to do, or force her to give you ANYTHING......

4) Do not expect her to wait on you hand and foot. She will take your foot and put it in your hand...

Be appreciative for all she does for you and show her appreciation for being in YOUR life. When you start acting like she should be happy she is in YOUR life, she will go out to prove you otherwise.....

6) Never lay a hand on her, unless it is to caress her......

7) Never make her second to anything. This is the biggest mistake any man can do......

Don’t ever disrespect her or her family, even if she complains about them. It is OK for her to do it, but never for you. Remember this....

9) Always GIVE more than you take from her to stay a man in her eyes. When a woman has to support you, in her mind, you are her Naughty Woman.....

10) Never treat a woman like a man, or she will treat you like a woman.....

11) Be truthful to her always — even if it hurts. A woman respects a man of Truth and men that lie repeatedly will never be taken seriously — only playfully.....

12) Women are like cats. Even when they play silly, their radars are always perceptive and receptive to all that is happening around them. Do not play around your woman, or she will play you in the end.....

13) Never be afraid to show a woman your emotions. Do not expect her to know how you feel if you don’t reveal anything. Never hold back on love. When a woman feels something is missing, or that you are not in the relationship 100%, she will seek a more complete love elsewhere. Believe it......

14) Support your woman’s dreams as if you were her number one fan and you will always be her number one man..

15) Push a woman to fulfill her passions, and she will always be passionate about you. Stay in tune with the developments of her hobbies and projects, and she will be in tune with you. Even if she loves designing tiny hats for squirrels, what you should love is the excitement from her eyes whenever you see her doing what she loves.....

16) Treat your woman as if she were your precious daughter, more than you treat her as your mother — even if she is older than you. Women are like kittens. They love your attention, affection, pampering, to be spoiled, and really enjoy being showed and told new things. Remember, women will always have more options than men. They will only stay with the one who treats them best.

17) A woman typically gives a man two chances for serious error. If he messes up more than twice, it is highly unlikely there will be a third. After the second slip-up, she already sees you as a different person..

18) Always trust a woman’s intuition and never take her mind for that of a fool. If she tells you something, but then you have to go and ask for someone else’s opinion in front of her, if she was right she will never let it go. She will start taking you for the . All it takes is once.....

19) The same way the Sun is the lamp of the universe, your woman should always be treated as the lamp of your life.....

20) Do not ever put her down in front of your friends or family. This will only make her despise your family and friends, and she won’t forget to return the favor.....

21) If she loves her family, try to love them as if they were yours too. She will love you more for sincerely trying.....

22) If you end up with a first-rate woman, never treat her less than first-rate. She will leave you for a first-rate man once you do.....

23) Never give your woman third-rate gifts (junk, used, discounted, as is, tacky). If you can’t afford to get her something first-rate, make her something from your heart, or wait until you have enough money to get her a first-rate gift. A woman would rather be given nice gifts, rather than a bunch of junky gifts. It shows her how you see her. Believe it....

24) Never let your woman stand alone when she is being opposed. Always stand by her in the presence of opposition, and when you are in private then you can tell her your real thoughts on a situation. She will love you for not exposing her out in the open. Always stand by your woman. Always! However, if she is someone who always does people wrong, then she is wrong for you. If she is good and she is the one being wronged, if you sit down or do nothing, she will be gone. Women do not like weak men. Those women that tolerate weak men are very weak women..

Ionno the source...

zyzxx:

If I drink it, I will just be thinking of u all day
studded will now sue me to court

Looool! Na so

zyzxx:
great lesson @ d first pic


I will be looking for Kika coke from nw on.

Look!! Please look for oo

Ebele

AgapeCharis:
Like??
Just curious

I've seen some extreme sex positions that are not it at all... And some men will want their wives to do them.... Personally, I can't and I wouldn't ....

AgapeCharis:
;DIs that what you meant by extreme sexual fantasies??

Not at all..... There are other extreme crazy stuff....

AgapeCharis:
If he really hate gays and wouldn't allow anything go through his asshole, why should he want to put his own thing through some other person's asshole??

If he asks for anal, you probably married a gay

Exactly!! Lol...

AgapeCharis:
To satisfy his yearnings.. Anyone that asks a lady for anal has some gayish stuff in his system

Loool!! I don't think so though!! A man that truely hates gays will never allow anything go in his asshole .. Truss me

AgapeCharis:
lmao!! That may not work o. What if he agrees? You'll go anal? Tufia!

He's not gay so why would he agree? Lol

AgapeCharis:
I always knew your brain was valid and licensed
Anal is a No! No!! No!!!

Loool!! A big no ooo... If he wants anal, it'd be on one condition. I'd have to get a Love Machine, give him an anal with it. If it's a yes, no p!!

AgapeCharis:
I wonder where they get their revelations and doctrines from. Everything they've said is pure junk! So many "seeming spiritual" folks don't know the Bible.




Kika23 is sighted What's your take on the topic?

Well, its not for me though! I'd like to go all the way... For Christ's sake, it's my husband.... We agreed to it so how is it unholy?? I don't believe the man though so it's really non of my business as I will do every, of course apart from extreme fantasies and anal...

krall:
Wall gecko !!!

I thought it was extra meat and It was when used spoon to "divide" the "meat".............

MrCork:
..yea right....so u wud not call me coz u miss me but cuz I came to Nigeria with £12,000?....abi?? WOW...women.

..I went to a shpppin complex call shopperite at Victorian island and the staffs started trippin simply becus I spent £3,500 on a watch. but serrrriously, why do homebase women like moiney?..£3500 is sometin spend like biscuit. truss me!

Serioslyy mrcorck, not for the money!!!

DonaldGenes:
Why are you laughing Kika? Now, I am damn serious


If so,

Then {"have you book your feelings for him by telling him"};
}

He knows

DonaldGenes:
Onna Flips side, Do you love Mr Cork?

Yes na!!

DonaldGenes:
Op, can we assume the white skin Lady is prolly kika23(No offence)

Hahahahah!!!!!!

dechandel:
Lmao!!
I never said that na..
Just my own humble observation
Btw.. Do you know the nairalander

Maybe

MizMyColi:





Yayyhhh
Leme Goan take a peep.

I'm holding my tummy already cos I'm sure I'd laugh myself silly!!!!

Loooool!!! True talk

MrCork:
...sweeery I stayed at a place called Phase 2 and to be honest, I waz loookin for u kinda

You didn't give me your cell number, I would have called you
I missed you

MizMyColi:
Oops!
I'm sorry.

I changed phones, plus it eluded my mind completely.

Mrcork is back!!

MrCork:
..Juss came bak from Nigeria this morning wit one of my Bride to be but guess wot...we waz only bitten by moooskito twice.. sadly..The point is..we don't have mosskito in London and to be honest, we only see lizards in Zoo.

...Serrrriously, I don't get that place!! (no oofense)

But you had fun!!!! That's good news...

dechandel:
Benjamin's face rocked it better!!

In other news, nairalander is ugly??
Ohh....

MrCork:
...ok..ther u go...

...6"2, Caramel complexsion,natural curly hair, 17inches loong Kondo,Londoner (Peckam based),Goood lookin, Handsome, cute, shy, romantic, hates stress, really really hates children or kids, hates cookin, hates loud mouths, hates darkskin females,dont truss black women, loves Corn lakes, loves baked beans, loves ish & chips, drives 2008 Range Rover Sports & owns a 2009 Harley Davidson Sport Motor Cycle, Single,Employed, Landlord,ownes 4 properties, cant trust women, No kids, lookin for Love, dates halfcast white women & lightskin lovelys,goes top Nigeria 4 times every years,ex model,Sporty guy-skate board, lookin for the faithful one, loves french kiss and a certified French kiss expert!!

Yayh!! He's back.......sweery, I missed you