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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Afroconnect: 9:01am On Feb 17, 2015
...And who told him this? ...just wondering.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by micton(m): 9:04am On Feb 17, 2015
lalasticlala:



http://eternal-destinations..com/2014/11/a-warning-for-christian-couples.html?m=1

Pls pastor live sex method and win soul for
Jesus.

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by pwerrymansion(f): 9:12am On Feb 17, 2015
[quo ;Dte author=Whobedatte post=30805144]I mean your facial disposition. Very stern like a brigadier[/quote] cheesy grin tongue
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by teemy(m): 9:14am On Feb 17, 2015
some clerics hide their personal inadequacies by placing adherens under bondage. guess his wife cannot complain anymore. mixing scripture with unverifiable arguments. thank God we have those that tell the truth and encourage better conjugal relations

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Geenickel(m): 9:15am On Feb 17, 2015
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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Geenickel(m): 9:16am On Feb 17, 2015
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'sad'sad...
*falls from bike*
*climbs back and apologises to the aboki mahn...
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*falls again*....
*people gather around some call an ambulance'sad









NIGERIA MA HOME...
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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by teemy(m): 9:19am On Feb 17, 2015
once upon a time, i too used un believe if you wear a shirt of two or more colors you're living in sin and directly on your way to hell. we all have the bible for personal discernment lest another give non bible rules. wisdom is profitable to direct.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by kika23(f): 9:25am On Feb 17, 2015
AgapeCharis:
I wonder where they get their revelations and doctrines from. Everything they've said is pure junk! So many "seeming spiritual" folks don't know the Bible.




Kika23 is sighted grin What's your take on the topic?

Well, its not for me though! I'd like to go all the way... For Christ's sake, it's my husband.... We agreed to it so how is it unholy?? I don't believe the man though so it's really non of my business as I will do every, of course apart from extreme fantasies and anal...

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by experimentist: 9:26am On Feb 17, 2015
priscaoge:
Lwkmd! cheesy cheesy cheesy Some 'Pastors' won't stop to amaze me cheesy cheesy cheesy.....So if I give my hubby 'head' or 'D*og*gy' na sin? cheesy cheesy

Pastor is seriously missing some good styles cheesy cheesy

Some Religious bigots and hypocrites out there deceiving innocent people undecided undecided cos I'm sure many will believe this stinking lies angry angry

Missionary style is holy because Missionaries of old taught their converts that style and not that it's in the Bible? Where in the Bible did Jesus Christ teach his disciples how to make love to their wives and the 'Holy styles to adopt?

Bia Pastor face ur work oooooo angry angry
Dis girl, you go like f'uc'k wella o. Enjoy ya sef sha
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Mariojane(f): 9:27am On Feb 17, 2015
priscaoge:
Lwkmd! cheesy cheesy cheesy Some 'Pastors' won't stop to amaze me cheesy cheesy cheesy.....So if I give my hubby 'head' or 'D*og*gy' na sin? cheesy cheesy

Pastor is seriously missing some good styles cheesy cheesy

Some Religious bigots and hypocrites out there deceiving innocent people undecided undecided cos I'm sure many will believe this stinking lies angry angry

Missionary style is holy because Missionaries of old taught their converts that style and not that it's in the Bible? Where in the Bible did Jesus Christ teach his disciples how to make love to their wives and the 'Holy styles to adopt?

Bia Pastor face ur work oooooo angry angry
as much i will like to support you i will also disagree with you. you said where in the bible did Jesus Taught his disciples how to make luv? is the word BIBLE in the bible? is Christmas or Easter in the bible? there are things that are not in the bible but we all know if they are either right or wrong. am not saying the pastor is right or wrong but u should face reality and stop jumping to open bible at every opportunity cos if you know the right thing to do ur conscience will direct you not until you open the bible.

missionary style started when some minsters are on voyage to places on the ship, their wives were with them but their bed space was just a tiny space that could only contain a person, to make d lady comfortable, the lady will lay on the bed and the man on her and they will have sex comfortably on the tiny bed.
lipsrsealed that was the story i heard when i asked about the origin of missionary style.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 9:33am On Feb 17, 2015
kika23:


Well, its not for me though! I'd like to go all the way... For Christ's sake, it's my husband.... We agreed to it so how is it unholy?? I don't believe the man though so it's really non of my business as I will do every, of course apart from extreme fantasies and anal...
I always knew your brain was valid and licensed grin
Anal is a No! No!! No!!! angry angry
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by eromspete(m): 9:34am On Feb 17, 2015
shocked shocked shocked shocked HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

The thread too funny....

Mehn i need to research on this reference document wey this pastor dey talk about o grin

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by kika23(f): 9:37am On Feb 17, 2015
AgapeCharis:
I always knew your brain was valid and licensed grin
Anal is a No! No!! No!!! angry angry

Loool!! A big no ooo... If he wants anal, it'd be on one condition. I'd have to get a Love Machine, give him an anal with it. If it's a yes, no p!! wink
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by xdos(m): 9:39am On Feb 17, 2015
d man no get speech...
Where in the bible did God talk abt Missionary style?
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by uzolexis(f): 9:41am On Feb 17, 2015
lolaxavier:


Oh dat...funny.
I'm also trying to digest your signature...why campaigning for safarigirl, u wan be her bestie? wink

I really enjoy reading her stories on literature section... plus she wrote that she needed a bf on her diary describing d kinda guy she wanted n said we should help her spread d word...i'm doing just dat

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 9:44am On Feb 17, 2015
kika23:


Loool!! A big no ooo... If he wants anal, it'd be on one condition. I'd have to get a Love Machine, give him an anal with it. If it's a yes, no p!! wink
lmao!! That may not work o. What if he agrees? You'll go anal? Tufia!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by kika23(f): 9:47am On Feb 17, 2015
AgapeCharis:
lmao!! That may not work o. What if he agrees? You'll go anal? Tufia!

He's not gay so why would he agree? Lol
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 9:49am On Feb 17, 2015
kika23:


He's not gay so why would he agree? Lol
To satisfy his yearnings.. Anyone that asks a lady for anal has some gayish stuff in his system
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by teemy(m): 9:52am On Feb 17, 2015
probably he did not consider what to do during pregnancy. also, he certainly outlawed pre-intimacy as a form of sexually stimulating one another. reminds me of the jews trying to enforce the law of moses on new gentile converts of acts of the apostles
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Olufemiolaolu(m): 9:53am On Feb 17, 2015
As far as im concerned i can bed my woman in any style i feel like as long she isnt complaining. I refused 2 be caged sexually. There isnt a crime in sexual expression ke. Sexual creativity makes sex 2 be more interesting. I even hate missionary style self, spooning, doggy, & sitting on nail re my favorite grin

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by ELGREF(m): 9:55am On Feb 17, 2015
priscaoge:
Lwkmd! cheesy cheesy cheesy Some 'Pastors' won't stop to amaze me cheesy cheesy cheesy.....So if I give my hubby 'head' or 'D*og*gy' na sin? cheesy cheesy

Pastor is seriously missing some good styles cheesy cheesy

Some Religious bigots and hypocrites out there deceiving innocent people undecided undecided cos I'm sure many will believe this stinking lies angry angry

Missionary style is holy because Missionaries of old taught their converts that style and not that it's in the Bible? Where in the Bible did Jesus Christ teach his disciples how to make love to their wives and the 'Holy styles to adopt?

Bia Pastor face ur work oooooo angry angry
ye ye ye aha ahh, you have all these style?how I wish we can maried

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by lohresloco: 9:59am On Feb 17, 2015
Na the man wife I sorry for.
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by AKMoney1(m): 10:00am On Feb 17, 2015
Dyt:
I need a date with this man of God.


So you can corrupt him abi? undecided

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by kika23(f): 10:00am On Feb 17, 2015
AgapeCharis:
To satisfy his yearnings.. Anyone that asks a lady for anal has some gayish stuff in his system

Loool!! I don't think so though!! A man that truely hates gays will never allow anything go in his asshole .. Truss me
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Dyt(f): 10:01am On Feb 17, 2015
AKMoney1:



So you can corrupt him abi? undecided


What do u mean?
I can't go for spiritual learning's
Pls am not like that o
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Francman(m): 10:03am On Feb 17, 2015
As in Noah's days, they mocked n ridiculed him for doing God's will. It's the same we're doing now.
U can imagine a 'common' Jesus turning things upside down then, how the 'civilised, learned n elited' felt then.
...history keeps repeating itself!

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Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by mikeapollo: 10:05am On Feb 17, 2015
So I cannot give my wife a dog style from the back?
So I cannot let my wife sit on my lap, either face to face, or her back to my chest, on the couch?
Every position/style is morally and spiritually okay for a married couple, aside probably oral/Mouth Gig!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 10:05am On Feb 17, 2015
kika23:


Loool!! I don't think so though!! A man that truely hates gays will never allow anything go in his asshole .. Truss me
If he really hate gays and wouldn't allow anything go through his asshole, why should he want to put his own thing through some other person's asshole??

If he asks for anal, you probably married a gay grin tongue
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Francman(m): 10:05am On Feb 17, 2015
Serenity22:
I get what the pastor is trying to say, majority of those styles originated from pornography and we all know pornography is demonic.
Homosexuality, bestiality and all sort of horrors originated from pornography. People see it, try it out, like it and adopted it as normal. They proceed to teach others these ame things they copied from pornography.
Not like I am perrfect but if you read between the lines you will get what the pastor is trying to say. Therefore before you begin to mock the pastor, pray to God to teach you what to do and grant you a spouse who is ready to do God's will in every area of his or her life.
Donot think God doesn't care about your sexual life, everything counts before God even to the minutest detail. Before you practice that style as yourself where it originated from.
Remain blessed!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Burger01(m): 10:06am On Feb 17, 2015
Ishilove:
Hian! shocked embarassed
Lol

The pastor hasn't heard of 'Enter From The Back' sexual style. cheesy
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Nobody: 10:13am On Feb 17, 2015
priscaoge:

I'm a hoe!
Re: “Missionary” Is The Only Holy Sexual Position - Pastor Olugbenga Oladejo by Francman(m): 10:22am On Feb 17, 2015
Fribery:
truth be told some of dese sexx positions are from d pit of hell.. how u go dey chop woman nyash say na sexx.. u dey suck man balls say na sexx.. BE WARNED.. truth is very bitter..

fribery..











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