mkbadeniyi:
This Post UTME; only God can help. Looking @ what someone has to cover in UOE, elementary maths, general knowledge, as well as dates, names etc.... One will tell you to read anything readable, another will say it's simple; all you need is to be careful of errors. One will say it's by merit, another will say it's by merit and connection or the latter. All I know be say bobo no go die. Awon guys look up to God o!

TimothyNkenu:
Phone rings.

Wike: Hello baby...sorry I'm with the crowd


okay I don't know what to say...I wanted to make it funny but I'm out of ideas.

*drops mic*

mannyU:
Op which kind spiritual skul u go?

U a fvckin LIAR sha

kamez:
The dafty duck.


this one is just a programmed olodo.. no matter how hard the teacher tried, this boy no just free sabi book

jaymejate:
Na you cause am o... Laptop for that small boy.

End of time

Hysmady:
The day my d|ck slipped from my boxer front in midst of my sister`s friends... Since then I dare not wear boxer in midst of people around...That event is stuck in my head

sexymoma:
Men have been sucking B00by since the days of John the baptize.....
Even Bible approve am.....Proverbs 5:19 - As a loving hind and a graceful doe, Let her breasts satisfy you at all times; Be exhilarated always with her love.


yeye dey smell


_{moma was here}

aguiyi:
bullshit

i was sucking those boobs before the baby was born, why would he/she then feel i can be chanced just like that .

i and my daughter are sharing her mothers boobs and none of us is complaining, she is still less than 3 months, maybe when she grows older i will live it for her alone but that will not be because some funny fellows said so

Dygeasy:
LOL..

Your question would have been suitable if you asked before today. After you don cut head you con dey ask the kind headache wey dey worry the head.

Goodluck in your exam Bro!!!!

dapyd1:
Lmaoo.
It's probably hybrid, or a deformity which could be caused by pollution esp oil spill.

ayokunlei:

ohh, do you know what it means to be analytical? this is not comedy o o , am talking about serious minded peeps that sacrifice their time to help others without lowering their morale with Negative thoughts, one of the few that blivs that nothing is impposible to achieve...
I dont just talk, when I talk, I mean it. Sorry you are not among. For ur mind, you can put urself sha.

shaiba:


And you think 20years is the right enough to be on your own? Facebook chatting is a way to allow her grow up?

The countries where you think at 37 years a man should be independent, take a good look at their environment (infrastructure and such) and what is going on the life of 50 percent of the youths, then you can draw a line between our rich cultural heritage and family values and theirs.

A visit will convince you. Don't believe the wild lies of 18yrs is self independent

Mayouree:
Unilorin form is not out yet ooo. Until whn it has been announce on the school website. Plus the cut-off mark as not been updated. So people beware of scammers they are seriously hungry.

mDotLysouqDotcom:
any way she's cute but not most beautiful in nigeria lolzzzz dere are many beautiful more dan her fact#

experimentist:
So u mean say faran.o na mumu?

nerodenero:
I would rather marry a woman that is willing to keep her father's name and enjoy peace, comfort and success in my marriage than marry one that would bear my surname and yet I would be living in hell on earth.