cycline404:
See Helen that told me she was in ABUJA today......... OMG.
See her for Lagos o

rotfl

SaintHephzibah:
what course are you going for

Economics

edygistvilla:
Education and religious studies

pls do add me on the whatsapp group......08178096030

mehn...bad luck for these samas oh,they will be expelled or demoted by one class(i.e if their godfadas are strong)

life sha.....very unpredictable and sometimes worthless if you fall along

ekoson95:


Hello Vivian, please I'm sending you my WAEC results. I've sent you a PM.

And you believe.......just make sure you pay no money to anyone.

why are they wearing bra....its of no use

hoe-kk

the gods must be crazy.......that movie is so so funny

Some Nigerian girls and women could die on top TELEMUNDO matter......annoying shii

ikedi94:
whoa thank God for u o.. No wonder pple say i look like u..

Look at tew.....no just a a good look at tew

Lalasticlala,come and take this topic to the promise land.

DickDastardly:
No genius here joor!
What if the Old woman is a witch?
What if your old friend has joined bad gang and decide to vamoose with your car?
What if your assumed dream woman is another olosho waiting for "short time" or "day break" customer?

So i wont employ your genius cos he is not only a careless fellow but a callous one too

lol.....You've got some ish bro

When pple testify about the the product,then i will buy.

Panzerfaust:
What of me? Ill be 21yrs5months at time of entry if I am admitted..

bro,is neco allowed?

Anukuks:
I will be married to the man of my dreams

I would have opened my shoe store in Lagos and IB

I will be applying to a foreign university for my PhD

My NGO will be in full swing

And I will be pregnant for my husband with twins

Amen amen amen amen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aunty!!! All these in a space of 1yr......you no get love oh

The Travellers:These ones sieze this holiday season to traval out to other state or country and have fun with their friends,while they lie to there families that they are in school jacking.

adelolaa:
I was so happy that I had gotten admission
into the university. Na so the joy full my belle.
I paid the acceptance fee, school fees and all
other school payments required for a new
student. Na accommodation come become
problem for me. During the verification of
my results at the course of my admission
process, I met a friend named Agbo. Our
chemistry walked together. We come blend
wella. So he said he saw a nice house which
was not far from the school and he wanted
a roommate both can share the house rent.
I never see the house ooo but I trusted him.
Na so I call my people for house and they
sent me my own money and I gave to Agbo
to put it in his and pay the landlord. I went
home immediately after giving Agbo the
money without going with him to see the
house. I had no much money to stay back an
extra moment. I had to go back home to
refresh and come back finally to school, into
my new house.
A week later, I called Agbo to tell him that I
would be coming in the next day. He said he
has paid the landlord. He gave me the
address of the compound. My mum had
already stocked two big Ghana must go
bags with foodstuffs and provisions. I was
in high spirit. At least I would get a little bit
of freedom in school.
I left for school the next day. Agbo was
calling often to know were I was. When I
entered the town, I took 2 okadas with my
loads which dropped me at the gate of my
house. Agbo was already waiting at the
gate. “This place is okay,” I said to Agbo as
he helped me move my bags in inside the
compound and to our room. I loved the
compound, it was wide enough with
enough trees. Breeze go dey blow wella as I
assumed. I saw some little kids and a grown
up lady fetching water from the tap in the
compound. My happiness increased. “so
water even dey this compound!” I thought
to myself. I no go dey stress myself go dey
fetch water for borehole. As I got into the
room. Agbo don design the room. I had to
bring out some wall fancy beautiful papers
and added to it to make it look lovelier. After
everything, I took bucket to go fetch water
to bath. “Were you dey go?” Agbo asked me.
I told him I was going to fetch water at the
tap outside to bath. He laughed. “The pump
wey your papa build abi the one you
brought from your father’s house,” Agbo
said. I began imagining and wondering
what he was saying. Maybe he was joking. I
was yet to understand his statements until
he dropped the bombshell.

Come and finish the story na

ellahzy:
but na Basket start am sha


he said this one wey u come, E be like say ur wife nor beat u today, camera guys put d spotlight on him make I make d guy popular

Haba!!!.....somepple dont just have conscience

Good for them

delectablegyal:
I was introduced to a girl by my friend. This girl in particular is my friend's course mate. The girl is so delectable, beautiful, elegant. The first time I saw her, I asked my friend, who is that girl? He said "she is my friend" I told him I liked her. So afterwards, he has been feeding the girl with the story of how one of his friends likes her and all dat. So the girl is keen to see me. The day came, I was introduced to the girl so my friend left, leaving us alone. Me we nvr follow gal yarn before. That was my first time. I guess the girl was two years away from twenty. U know how ladies love to talk. honestly, her beauty scares me. As I was looking at her pretty face, I was speechless, I don't even know where to begin. She could hear the shiver in my voice. The next thing I heard "you don't know what to say to me" she said. It was embarrassing to me. At the end of everything, i voiced out delightful words. We are good friends now. U can say she friendzoned me, I don't care.

Ehya

How can we identify them physically?

Okay