₦airaland Forum

simplemach:
Fine woman. Fowl make you wait make all these alhajis catch you, na your nyash go tell you.

Lol

If i had upto $1million in my acct i would have bet on Floyd to win.

Preboy:
just checked mine on my phone... 14th of March here I come

off to go print it out at the nearest business centre

cc: AmazingZeus

bro share the link with me pls

Orunto:
They are bokoharams trying to escape, so shoot them all and the driver.

Who did this to you? if u find out pls sue him/her/them.

I aint judging nobody on this.Let God do his work when the time comes.

Lets call this one "END TIME MARRIAGE"

I think the admission slot is more than 400k

kallmemrB:
baba don finish this woman matter.....chaii babalawo is working but Jesus pass amm.....one day foul yansh go blow

Guy fowl don dey wear pant nw oh,even tonado no fit expose them

The heart of some men tho

fvck it....everytin about the phone is sexy

Doctor20002:
any girl written his jamb in ilorin can msg me
4 accommodation whatsapp08093984473 call
08129577755

You just keep advertising your mistake on every thread...Haba

bastien:
olodo scammer with bad English na wa o

Lmao.....this got be cracking.

Chiefpriest1:
Lol. Those were the days. Na big boyz things sef. But the company wey dey produce am go don fold up tey tey sef. Ha! Unilag

Bro if they start selling that stuff again,i think the demand will be incredible+i think the cause of the fold up waz because of poor marketing strategy.

ElekeNtioba:
Man borrows 27million to buy presidential ticket, his wife donates 135million to the needy

Buhari's poverty tales dont always add up.

Hw did he in the first place get the property which is supposedly worth millions.??

Which other propert(ies) did he have to sell to MAINTAIN them in school??

His time at d PTF was a litany of crass hipocrisy because it turned out PTF was one of d conduits for embezzlement of public funds by govt officials.

Save your story for your almajiri. Its wasted on me.

Lol....you are so so on point.

menix:
Yes!! dont b fooled by looks cous i was fooled by one day b4 ysterday.

Their latest strategy is using their laps to d trick.

Guess u wondering ow possible?

D last i caught lasy yr was on a nice native clothing, if it was possible i could asked d driver to stop d car cous dis dude kept coughing lik som1 wiv a deadly cough not knowing as he coghed he wuld use his lap to rub my pocket in a backward stroke, after a while my phone was off my pocket buh Jah was on my side.

Ehen!! dat of this week d guy was adjusting back nd foward using his Lap to d magic, i looked at him nd was fooled by his looks.
Lo nd behold, i jst took 4 step after alightin frm d vehicle to check my nairaland update, omo i nearly search my boxers join...

Hiohiohiohiohahahaha.

oneda:
a 5 digit number called me and i picked it, it was just singing one yeye music so i dropped it. I checked my balance only to see that MTN have subtracted N50

As for message from those 5040, 5900, 4021 etc etc etc, before i could finish typing this I have already received one

Its not funny at all

LMAO...MTN are really killing pple slowly oh......i cant just imagine some1 using Mtn line,supporting Arsenal,and using Ecobank.....you will just die like play like play.

lyrical:
wait oooo...... dis guy get money?
d last tym i went to stamford bridge..... i knew hw much i spent...... plus i went wif my bae......

Owk.

Raphelle:
NDA

You are wasting pages na kia

ekhai:
Who said Arsenal cannot win in Monaco France. It's not over until the final whistle in Monaco. GGMU

I pity you,better go and concentrate on epl and wish chelsea goodluck.

walex2bad:
A friend of mine applied, but due to changing of information, he ignorantly deleted his application. Now we are trying to register again, but after filling the necessary information, and trying to upload document, it doesn't bring the colum to select document/ upload file. Please we need you guys reply ASAP, before someone here dies of frustration. We have been trying for days now..

Jeez,and i almost did the same oh.

Blanc8:
I swear... I would break her legs with a baseball stick.. # muscle no be bullet prove#

You see ya life,you want to fight a lady with base ball stick,cant you fight with bare hands like a man

[qjuote authodjr=Madawaki01 post=31069548]
i knw a guy that his was changed too,he said it was changed back to the normal details he submit afta 2 days[/quote]So do you mean his DOB changed to the right one when he printed it out?

cassyrooy:
If i no talk na me and God go see later.

Went to GSSS T/MAJE Abuja, i was a day student in first term but changed in second term because it became full boarding house. My first slap was like Ronaldo shot.

When i got orientation of how things work, i changed my destiny. I collect like 15plate of food in a day, if tea, bread and egg? My school father go dey happy, it started in SS1 up till SS2 when i and my AKGuyz school brother started dissing school food to our self-made food. We go into town to steal bottle of oil, onions, MTN welcome back parks, seasoning cubes, salt, spaggetti, chicken, eggs.

When we ran short of mattrass in boys hostel, we'd go to girls hostels to augment our supply until TuNice started to press bo0bs, unfortunately for him one of my classmate clamped his hand with rake, dude wore longsleeves until the wound heal.

I coveted my school fees in SS2 3rd term.


My SS2 3rd term, we started gettin real question papers. It was chemistry and PHE, due to the seriousness of the science dudes, they left the PHE with me. After sorting answers i made call to both girls hostels to share the answers to them.

Exam day, we were all sitted when our VP came with other active male teachers, they started searching while i was just smiling, when they reached me he asked me to follow him to an office at the back of the class, he searched both my boxers but found nothing.

Exam started only for him to return to my seat, i started writing my essay answers, shocked he searched me again still finding nothing, in no time i finished but was not allowed to submit because it was to early to do so. When submission was allowed, i left just to find half of my class waiting outside, they were caught with various answers.

When questioned about the source they all chorused my name. Our principal was like who is that? My student? I don't know this person.
When her emisery sent to call reached my hostel, i was home eating

Saturday morning Baddoski and Van Vicker woke me at home to inform me of my future, they was a rubbery in the admin block and the school lost so many things.

Me started asking of good waec centre that minute. Who wan go back?

Chai see character sha,bro me am afraid of you oh.

Madawaki01:
To those that have successfully register,how did u overcome it?whenever i try saving the registration,it says i don't have the required subject for my course,but sometimes,it says "error while uploading application,u may retry saving",i did it between 5am till 7am in the morning,any useful advice will be appreciated

May b you should keep trying,mine took 3days of trying.